Nothing he does should be a surprise anymore.

I’ll be traveling back in time going home.

Why wait?

It’s 12:30pm here so yall being horny at this hour is throwing me off

Nothin to see here

Being country out the country

True love is teaching me how to play Spades.

What kind of rotation? A ho-tation?

Side note: I be calling her Dr Nairobi like the hair products 😭

Yall think Xavier is gonna tell his wife that he slept with Dr Torabi?

A valid one

This had a nice run. Where is Roddy Richh?

Well shit.

Whew Paradise was good

No seriously, what the fuck goin on.

Was driving around Cali and Ari said, gas for 5.89 ain’t bad. Ain’t bad, is crazy. Then I saw some for 6.54 and I audibly gasped bc wtf.

Argue amongst yourselves. I’m taking a nap.

You’re not alone. I had to ask myself that several times and the answer is no, no you don’t.

Do you like him or is he just tall?

Idk man, this ain’t a happy moment. I wouldn’t have wanted my return to be to fans cheering and holding posters of my mom. Just get me back to my chair.

Girl you’re truly a one of one but remember to take care of number one

The judicial system hates women

That Yara is so addicting

We wanted to try the Coke here (the soda) so we did and it tastes different than in the states. Driver asks how’s it different and we said bc they put cocaine in it. He said that’s illegal, they should be in jail lol lol

The McDonald’s here has a Biscoff McFlurry. I moaned a little. You can also get a drumstick and rice for $1.

Don’t piss me off @apnews.com

Cocaine shark Meth meat Angel to the Dream Holy Sky on bullshit per usual

All of a sudden I’m free all the time

fuck, marry, kill?

Excuse me, who is using blue magic as lube. Insane.

What if she laughs, is that worse?

I should pack but packing means I’ll be closer to leaving and I don’t want to leave.

I feel for her. This must be so hard.

Oily skin girlies, what foundation do you use?

I got a real ambition for this cash

Gotta very low tolerance for bullshit

I was concerned cuz I def wanted to call the folks on him for taking someone’s baby on tour 😭😭

Whose gotdamn white baby is this 😭😭😭

Man in my DMs said he’s on tour with Da Baby and my very auntie ass said, with whose Baby?? 😭😭

Mad at myself bc I got a majority of these wrong 🙃

I hate putting on screen protectors. I’d rather suffer through the cracks 😭

😭😭

Where do yall even be finding this shit

Why is there a moose knuckle on somebody’s wrist on my tl? 😭😭

God has an opportunity to do the funniest thing today

Is he dead yet?

Oh she kept him waiting and he didn’t like that. Tough tit.

What did that man say to Dawn?