We can’t have SHIT

What the fuck just happened?

Sports. I have no idea how many dribbles it takes to make a touchdown.

Dude last name is Teslaa? 🤣🤣

Ken

“The national anthem don’t even slap like that”

Ok, I’m getting pasta cuz I didn’t get it the last time I wanted it.

Yeth.

These folks really believe the rapture is tomorrow. Everybody who owns a trumpet should get together and do the funniest thing ever and just all blow their shit at the exact same time.

Don’t tell me your secrets baby, let me figure it out..

"That's illegal!" "He can't do that!" "He doesn't have the power!" "We will sue!"

The sky is jealous of the space between this mans ears.

Rihmeek stupid for real.

My sports recaps:

I should use my DEI powers to be the new ESPN CEO.

The field part of track and field. I just know about the sprinting events.

Astrology. If you ask me about a 4th house in Mercury, I’ll assume you are talking about a cul-de-sac

Me:

Science. Don’t know shit about that.

please don’t ask me anything about cars 🧍🏽‍♀️

Whether they beam me up or not tomorrow, ima be in the clouds either way 😶‍🌫️

Everything. None of this is what i was told it was.

Chess. I still don’t understand anything about how some of those pieces are supposed to move on that board.

Women’s Business

Baseball lmao. Might as well be speaking mandarin to me😆

New topic: What are you unqualified to talk about? The Roman Empire. I really have never thought much about it, at all.

Ask me anything related to stocks and investing and you might as well be talking to Patrick Star, I contribute to my 401k and that’s it! 😅

Horoscopes/astrology. I refuse to learn about your calendar racism.

Parenting. My knowledge stops at what my own parents did. Can’t help you in current times. But if we’re friends, you can call me to complain. Kids annoy me too 🤝

Anime. Don’t ask and I won’t tell.

I couldn't tell you jack shit about sports betting. You would be homeless by end of day.

omg, SO MANY TOPICS. reality TV, anime, game of thrones, much of current broadway, basically all TV shows right now, most current music outside of film scores and soundtracks, k-pop too, F1, football outside of the US, romantasy or fantasy fiction in general. i can keep going, lmao.

Alcohol. Don’t ask me nothing about that firewater.

Hockey. That’s the one sport I don’t know shit about.

Don’t ask me shit about casino poker or craps. Imma just tell you to “go for it” each time.

Most things, lmaoo

If you catch me talking about anything that has to do with astrophysics, you have my full permission to tell me to stfu

Roofing. I'm letting everyone know what makes a great roof. Number one thing? It goes on top of the house. The major key is it is not leaking. After that, vibes.

Don't ask me about Politics fr I live in the uppity suburbs with the Tiger Woods wannabes and the Winemoms 😭💀

If you catch me talking about history, I’ve been hacked. Or geography.

What are you unqualified to talk about? Don’t ask me shit about lacrosse 🥍

Anime, and anything Sports related but when it comes to Horror I will talk you down you hear me!!

Cooking steak. I’ve never eaten or cooked beef so don’t ask me a damn thing 😂😂

I can chat absolute horseshit about a car’s extended warranty. 🤷🏾‍♂️

NASA shuttles.