I made something better: Spooky Anita (to support my belief that she sounds like a ghost)

her dealer definitely has her twitter notifications turned on

Bush stole that MFer

Bruh.

It’s also funny up your girl how ICE and TSA agents work for the same department yet the latter can’t get paid.

There’s no such thing as a safe space so just say it out loud. Black and Brown Ice Agents ain’t shit and I hope the ancestors haunt them everyday.

He might be a whole new person when he wakes up 😭

Just in general. For everything. If capitalism is the altar we worship at, nothing will tip the scales other than willingness to not buy, sell at loss, destroy, boycott & strike. Other action matters too. Leadership matters. Protest matters. But it’s way less effective without financial retaliation

It’s not your fault. It’s the most cynical abuse of people who believed there can be ethical consumption under capitalism. You were sold the idea of a car that doesn’t destroy our environment. What you did was finance global dictatorships & mass murder. You should be so irate that you burn the car.

If you have a Tesla you should get rid of it immediately.

I want non-white people to stop using your Black friend as a buffer. If i don't trust your food, telling me another Black person doesn't matter to me. We don't share a common taste. A lot of you eat things i would NEVER and vice tf versa. "Kevin Hart said..." he is 5'3. I don't trust his diet bebe.

The northern suburbs in Dallas are trying to kill public transit to reinforce de facto segregation.

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We knew this would happen

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

They had rulers and protractors out there!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😮😮😮 he ain't getting up after that

Good morning 💪🏽

all black is really my bag 🖤

Unpopular(?) but if you don’t wipe down your phone with a disinfectant wipe everyday I have questions about you.

get that apple watch, too

Aye….. clean your AirPod case and your phone. Have some shame.

The Beige Bandit.

If you want something warmer, Panera is selling a cup of soup for $1 with an entree purchase.

My wife is headed to LA and just got notice her flight was canceled. They said they’d rebook her but the new flight doesn’t work because it’s too late They are offering refunds. Other airlines have increased prices so her $170 flight is now offered at $700 on another airline She may end up driving

We all have those 478 people we can't stand

I always knew reality television was the beginning of the end for our society, I just didn't realize it would be the reality stars themselves leading us to our demise.

If you just cancel flights, then they're actually not late! Brilliant stuff from Sean Duffy here

Giving "if you don't test, there's no Covid" vibes

Quite a headline.

Is it terrible that the first thing that popped into my head was some dystopian, sci-fi Truman Show shit where they’ve got headgear pulling people’s mouths into smiles? I feel like that’s where this is going soon.

Kevin Hart has never said "no" to anything that could potentially make him money. Respectfully.

PLEAAAASEEE LMFAAAAOOOO

Name and shame, fam Who knows these dudes? #blacksky #NoICE

The airline cancellations are going to cause a riot. The dude from the Real World is about to see what happens when constituents stop being polite and starting getting real. 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

As if it wasn’t already an earthbound Hellscape, “let’s make it mandatory to be fake happy!”

Y’all seen Lee Pace? Wearing That Shiiiiiiit

She could, but then she scrubbed all the Armenian off her face

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It’s been a year we’re sick of hearing about these crushes they’re fuckin someone else! Move around

the funny thing about kim using kevin as some kinda proof is he probably was clowning THE FUCK outta her food and she had no idea 😂

Any sane person:

Putting on!

You every time they park by the pumps