From your mouth to God’s ears

You think you better than me?!?

2026 finna be dope fr.

This book is so MF GOOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I’m almost done now

Went into the golf store and seen @chaclo.blacksky.app 😂

I love making my ice water before bed. I be so thirsty in the middle of the night.

He Hate Me - Rod Smart

My existence makes you angry and that makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DAT’S TUFFENISM 😤😮‍💨

Co-Workers to friends

Old people like sneaking you money cause it's huge to them growing up dirt poor. And they never give up on thinking about taking care of you either

People be saying shit just to be saying shit. “You’ve been through worse.” BITCH I KNOW BUT NOW ITS WORSER

Not Mr potato head!!

Waking up to a drink of ice cold water >>>

Two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy”

I forgot about this 🤣

crying at Will I Am acting like he generates anything decent in the year 2025 a punchline trying to lead the youth. the chagrin should be choking

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

Collecting all my birthday freebies >>>

Although I did study in Beijing for a semester in high school, The Karate Kid was not based on my time there lol But here’s a pic of me on The Great Wall 🙂

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Mehhhh my name’s Harry and I’m tall look at me reaching for the top shelf without help 🙄

No, I don’t think that I will.

1.5 hours to go and I’m listening to Kaytranada Happy Birthday! @chaclo.blacksky.app

We was roasting at the lunch table and one of them said: You look like cousin skeeter… I shut up for the rest of the day lol.

Do folks running our institutions not realize capitulating in the form of firing people from their literal livelihoods at the unjustified whims of the influential brings us all (including and also in some cases Especially people in administrative positions) closer to ‘Off With Their Heads’ society?

You have to mention one thing at a time to gauge how they receive it.

Please research and exhaust as many options as you can to prevent this from happening because there’s no telling how aggressive this admin will be with it, especially given they’re essentially unchecked in power.

There’s no way to ignore having your wages garnished so unfortunately there is no “self forgiving” your student loans anymore. That might’ve worked for a while before but they absolutely will dip into your bank accounts, minus your pension/retirement accounts. They’ll also snatch ya tax refunds.

he look like a gourd that won't grow right no matter how hard you tend to it.

this combo to me says you’re delusional 🌙 and hard working ☀️ enough to make anything happen…or else 🌅.

nigga said my mustache snap on and off like the crotch on a onesie.

Contact the lender and see if you qualify for deferred payments or forbearance.

Because WHAT are they waiting for???

A photo set. 🎄

i owed dept of ED like $10K, i was NOT tryna pay that shit LMFAO

Mutable + Cardinal + Fixed, Jesus. Sagittarius explains why you're such a yapper, seemingly. Also explains the music and fashion choices. Aquarius Moon explains the technological aptitude (the antithesis of Capricorn). Capricorn Sun explains the physical energy and interests.

Being black>>>>> We understand coded language like no other 😂😂😂😂😂

This happened to my friend this year too! She randomly checked hers and saw she was one of the people who got hers forgiven. That’s amazing fr, I love that for you.

Me with Pisces women and it hasnt worked out for me yet 😔

I will donate to your legal defense fund 😭

😂😂😂 Saying it without saying it >>>>

this just made me go check mine and my shit got PAID OFF 🔥 OH YEA THIS IS A GREAT FUCKIN BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOO

"somebody need to go on ahead and do that" and we all know what it mean LMFAAAAOOOOOOO

Somebody needs to gon head and do that

it said i was a Sag Rising, Cap Sun, Aquarius moon 🤷‍♂️