Intrusive thoughts have my daughter pushing everything off whatever the nearest edge is

I wish I knew this when Episode III came out

Wow

I probably wouldn't eat any of it, honestly

2, max. That grease and that marinara sauce might make it a terrible afternoon if I play with them too much

Soon they're gonna have to stop teaching even the American history they like

Just let women have things bro

My daughter is gonna be so annoyed at how involved I am in her education lol. Bc fuck this

LOLCardinals

I'm glad Deebo got on a team that actually passes to him

The Cardinals need to jump Demercado after this game

What are the Lions doing???

Please protect this young man

Especially if/bc the original version is gonna be better, anyway

The Cardinals are setting themselves up to lose this game in the craziest way possible

I don't understand why players are still doing shit like that

Demercado is an idiot

The Giants not sitting Dart by now is wild

I definitely understand why everybody gives their kid an iPad now

Cybertruck

Mark is gonna fuck around and get deported smh

The idea is usually better than the reality. Mostly bc, if the meatballs are as saucy as they should be, you can't stop the bread from turning soggy

They must be new to social media

Repost if you're Black and were in the gifted program at school. Not AP/honors. Gifted.

Raise your hand if you knew in your bones that when the SCOTUS ruled that racial profiling is OK now, they meant to take away basic Constitutional due process rights from Black people. 🙋🏾‍♀️

Conservative Supreme Court justices are felons.

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The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

A tech bro is a tech bro. Even when the tech bro is a woman. There's an irony there and I hope it's not lost on you

So you can block them?

I'm hoping none of yall are shocked that that woman is just like the rest of them. Disgusted, sure. Not surprised, though. The signs have been there

Unfortunately, that is normal

I should stop being surprised when Americans go to other countries and act like their laws don't apply to them

Should've done something to help get ACA passed when it was universal healthcare

Mr. Noodle doesn't know shit!

This week, the Global Sumud Flotilla tried to deliver life-saving aid to Gaza. Instead, 461 people—including New Yorkers—have been detained by the Israeli military. They must be freed at once. And the deliberate starvation of Palestinians must end now.

Holup. Samwise Gamgee is the president of SAG-AFTRA?

That predator move in flocks

Trump’s former “spiritual advisor.”

Why they got Dwyane Wade looking like Freddie Gibbs?

I get it, but I hate this playcalling.

Spoke too soon

Our defense is giving this game away smh

Our linebackers are too slow. Warner is good enough to be slow, but they can't have the other linebacker be slow, too

On purpose? What's wrong with yall???

That man does not respect his players' health in any way, shape, or form

Mac is wild for doing a tush push right now

Something about that play was illegal af

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

France has given us sooooooo many examples of what to do! And yall on the internet mad at Black people.