Everything looks either uncooked or overcooked

Daughter has been taking a nap for 2 hours. Now I'm gonna read, even though I know that's gonna signal her to wake up crying

They thought we were from there lol

🤣🤣🤣When you actually visit DR for the first time:

Why is the dialog so corny this season?

Also #too #aswell

Eddie George got them late 90s, early 2000s sweatpants

Books are honestly the last form of media we should consider pirating

Visited 20, been through a few more

His mother and her child getting tf out and never coming back

Did everyone in this cast forget how to act?

They did Lucas DIRTY with that hairline and haircut

"working" to do something that's already happening

Does he realize that this logic applies most appropriately to white europeans that came to the Americas and forced Africans to come here, too?

Kinda offended, kinda not

In first grade, Logan wore his hair long to connect with his Native culture. His school demanded he cut it, but after Logan and his family pushed back, the school updated its rules to allow for long hair on boys. Native students have the right to honor their heritage in their expression.

Can't wait to see this movie!

Ban corporations from buying homes and residential land

Did we forget why he got kicked off NFL Network or do we not care?

My daughter is learning how to boss me around and she can't even really speak yet smh

•Every $1 per hour increase in minimum wage corresponds to a 1% decrease in suicide rates Blocking these common sense policies to protect 800 billionaires isn’t just fiscally dumb—it’s literally killing us by the hundreds of thousands 2/2

To recap: •Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually •Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses •The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45% 1/2

Fuck SAS, but our current POTUS was a reality TV show host. It's been a farce

Damn, Campbell's is Crack?

He think he Draymond smh

Every 4 months somebody pops up on my timeline trying to act like doing coke or crack is normal. And then I block them

Yall junkies are not normal

It's time to bench Purdy

Roses are red Violets are blue Let's go get some barbecue and get busy!

After long 8 hour workweek, I think I deserve a drink

Serious relationships and responsibilities do not fix you, they test you. So if you're out here fucked up by yourself, a test is not the solution

I miss playing call of duty with the homies during the lockdown.

How is this not what everyone expected to happen?

I had so many Calvin & Hobbes collections

Why am I just now finding out the title "6:16 in LA" is referencing a Corinthians verse about prostitution???

Niggas (non-racial) are shameless bc we don't shame them enough

Menfolk out here giving a play by play on how to move into a women’s apt without asking. It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!

Reefer Madness 2, Electric Boogaloo

I got a bunch of barely worn Jordan's that I want to let go of, but idk anybody else that wears a size 10

So, who's taking her place?

And yall better not fall for whatever bullshit she comes back outside with

Everybody thinking something happening and its just a sloppy rebrand attempt

Well he also killed the last pope

I had niggas in college mind blown when I put them onto data discs lol

Omg. I just called my mom to vent and she played me. 😭😭😭😭I told her it was Friday and no one wants to have meetings today. When I started venting she went silent. I asked if she was tuning me out and she said, “Yes. Didn’t you just tell me it’s Friday and no one wants to hear all that?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Actually send everyone that signed up, 2 at a time and unarmed

Sent them to Haiti, unarmed. Let Haiti know in advance why they're coming and when they'll get there.

Bluey is the best TV show I've watched this year. I watch it more than my daughter lol

Bc they could do this before they buy anything and the response would be the same

You're supposed to pull the slack out of the bar before you start the lift with your legs. And you're supposed to stand straight up, not lean back.