Oh, Hi.

Elian Gonzales, the Clinton administration decided to send him back to Cuba, despite wet foot/dry foot policy. BIG part in making dems the lifetime enemies of the Miami cubans. Those 500 votes btwn bish/gore would not have been so close without that

It was “NO” yesterday. It’s “NO” today. And it’ll be “NO” when it gets to the House. I’m not voting for something that forces millions of Americans to choose between seeing a doctor and putting food on their table.

It’s going to be 67 degrees on Sunday.

Klarna hates to see me coming.

Any and everything I buy:

😳

This shit is about to be on four easy payments.

i re-upped since christmas gifts are mostly canceled.

Both great fake actresses

I told myself I wasn’t going to buy anything for the Sephora VIB Sale but my concealer is almost gone. So I need to get that and some other things that I really don’t need.

Play therapy >>>>

Maybe Sydney Sweeney can play Erika Kirk since neither is able to produce tears on que.

Relaxing? This gave me anxiety. 😂😩

No seriously, Sydney Sweeney gotta be busting it for the right executive in Hollywood. She is pretty terrible.

Aarum be in the bed by 2030 eastern standard time.

(And not as lead)

Sydney Sweeney doesn’t have the acting range for all that. Stick to romantic comedies MAGA girl.

Was there promo?!!

I taught myself to skate and my parents put me in swimming after my near drowning. 🫢

Well I’m here to crush your theory 😭

something is wrong with these men serious wrong like mommy issues wrong

I was about to put it back on the game but my timeline is telling me to go find something better to do.

not if bam and a'ja decide to procreate.

Lesbians >>>>>>

I haven’t enjoyed the NFL games this year. I went to two spots yesterday. One to watch the PG team (y’all trash) and the other to watch a little bit of Pittsburgh (we trash). I was surrounded by so many Lion’s fans that I couldn’t even concentrate.

Hold up 🤣🤣

Southern French family. Mediterranean genes jump out from time to time.

Don’t know who or what this is about but “Jessie Mae titties” got me sitting on God’s good sofa with my feet up 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I was just thinking this….

16 i think

Yay football 😂

Kourtney always looks like she just wants to go back to her Caucasian household.

Kourtney be so damn fed up with them.

It’s always a derivative of Mae

A wizard. I know his waiting list is long.

She does have some Jesse Mae titties. Her spine has to hurt.

My guy. Amplify. #DMV

Her FIRST mistake was thinking she could represent herself in court with ALL the evidence against her 😭😭😭😭😭

It’s a lot happening here.

Limit social media. Put phone on DND. Take walks. Talk to God.

The candy lady?

He was kinda cute in School Daze

Timeline cleanse courtesy of the actual DC

I hate when I smell good and can’t remember what I’m wearing.

*should see

You them when she dances. TikTok will make anyone famous.

The way she Auntie rocked him on her lap 🫶🏽