May I suggest

may love & community find me.

I think we as a society moved past Bitmojis too quickly

Proof of life. 🎄

Also, “She Lives in My Lap” remains an impeccable song with a great double entendre.

Come over… it’s a surpriiise. Do you like surprises?🧍🏻‍♂️ That video is so funny to me omg 🤭

I'm awake and ready to be a menace

Tht is hugeeeee but gorgeous. Omfg, wow.

Happy “CHA-NOO-KUHH”

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

As you can see, Sasha had the time of her life seeing Santa at PetSmart 😂♥️🎄

One time Ashanti blocked me cuz I said I was thicker than her sideburns one summer. I suppose that’s fair

Yall are wilding on here

Cerrome said WHAT 💀

Taking Sasha to see Christmas lights because she loves them and I'm a good mother 💁🏽‍♀️🐕🎄

Yes my knees are strong, and they never hurt after dropping it low, shoutout to outdoor cycling. Can't hold a yuntie (young auntie) downnn

Am I yall favorite catfish on here? Better say yes or you're blocked!

Well yes!

Evil little pervert never learns

In Powerpuff Girls terms, I have the vibe and heart of Bubbles but the nature of Buttercup 😂💙💚🩷

I feel like that sums me up. I am result oriented, maybe a lil too self aware, very ambitious, loyalty is my love language and I loveee to laugh.

Cardinal Square! Very normal. Means you are action-oriented, self-centered (neutral meaning), self-aware, emotional, intuitive, ambitious, loyal, and jovial. More on the Cardinal Square and how it impacts the native: www.yourtango.com/zodiac/astro...

oh? That’s not bad.

what does being a Cancer-Aries-Aries mean? And no funny business cuz I got the blammerino

let me know if you have requests, last time I was talking about the Loch Ness monster 💀

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

I’ll be drinking tonight so Santa Sita will probably be sending absurd voice notes soon

What did you gain from bullying me like this?

Me after 3 margaritas:

Venus Williams and Andrea Preti are married! The pair first met in 2024 during Milan Fashion Week-at an event neither was originally supposed to attend-and got engaged on a trip to Tuscany in January of the following year.❤️

Congrats 🍾

Feige was ALL IN on Jonathan Majors. Truly one of the worst bets ever made in Hollywood history, which is saying something.

I'm so sleepy this week, idk what's wrong but every few hours I power down like an outdated Microsoft server

Bubble Bass?

It's a coup and a heist.

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

💀

The war on gingers is insane

I cannot leave off this lil holiday pause without having my resume updated.

STOP LETTING UGLY MEN GLOW UP OFF OF EXTRACURRICULAR ENERGY! The ugly IS gonna come out! Don't say you weren't AWARE! BEWARE! Be Aware! Open your EYES!!!!!

If you're stopping to look at something on the shelves at a grocery store, move your cart to the side of the aisle!

The first teaser for “Avengers: Doomsday” is out:

*scrolls a little bit and changes mind*

If we had to deal with Lucy every day, we might be bald too.

Mi mayor venganza 🙂‍↔️

Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias read aloud some of the rejected license plates this year due to indecency in a YouTube video. Applications for “IBPOOPN,” “BRICKED” and “PRIUSSY” were all kicked to the curb.

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

Now why would I disrespect the Homebodies National Anthem like that 🙂‍↔️

Please go through the quotes, yall. Amazing work, everyone.