People are always shocked when I tell them that I don't have dreams. I assume it's because my brain has simply seen enough while it was awake

I KNOW YOU LYING

All the women I follow are so beautiful and fun and cool and smart. And then the men are....on this app as well.

Just watched Imaginary. That was a lot.

If I hosted a polo event where you could ride horses, dance, drink, eat and yap...would you be interested? 🐎 Lessons would be provided to those that need help or need refreshers

Rita Ora pops up in the weirdest places. She'll attend the opening of an envelope if you let her

Should I start Paradise? I feel like I'm the only one not watching

I'm not all chaos. I try to bring yall some facts here and there lol

If you thought restaurant food had been going down in quality before today, you're right. Now it's accelerating for small food vendors who buy at Restaurant Depot because they're not big enough for Sysco or US Foods accounts.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I just yelled. The best of times 😭😭😭

Omg Sasha pulls up like Deebo everytime I have a snack. 🐕 HEY WHATS THAT 😔 girl let me live!

@tempadrie.bsky.social was a witness to my NBA wag era. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times 😂

Jesus. Y’all might as well just eat at home.

That's right

The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

Benicio Del Toro is Brad Pitt con Sazon Goya.

🧊✈️ MAURITANIA⛓️🇲🇷 👉 An Omni 767 (tail: N207AX) on an ICE mission to Africa delivers humans-in-chains to Nouakchott, Mauritania. 😲 This is one of the last places on Earth where chattel slavery is still openly practiced.

Yikes hard lemonade

Benicio Del Toro is Brad Pitt con Sazon Goya.

If E*ernals gets a sequel before Moon Knight, I will absolutely be writing a letter! “Dear Disney, I am a white woman in America…”

Grief is weird. You ever cuss out your loved one for not being here? I thought of the perfect thing to call my girl Gina about....she's been gone for months. I just muttered "Gina, why would you leave me here? You really pissing me off" lmaoo

Speaking of Moon Knight....We need more Egyptian and Arab horror. Like YES, I do want to see Anubis come alive actually

Moon Knight was a delightful show that absolutely no one saw

Beautiful show. Didn't get enough credit. Oscar Isaac was acting his ass off too

smh, we'll never have another mindblowing meal under $40 ever again.

Just a reminder to claim your illegal shit when filing your taxes

He'd rather die flipped over in a vehicle than have someone witness him doing coke and being a whore.

LOL exactly, T-Boz.

I love this for them.

Which includes school breakfast & lunches.

The new BA.3.2 COVID-19 variant, aka "CICADA" is spreading in at least 25 U.S. states, including Maryland and Virginia, the CDC said.

Sysco just announced a $29 billion deal to buy Restaurant Depot. The consolidation means higher prices for mass produced food made under less than ideal conditions.

Sometimes I have to stop myself from insulting people when they don't want to do their own research.

Sometimes you gotta tell ppl that make music that it’s time to go get that CDL

I can play the guitar, piano and violin. All of my siblings can. Our parents forced us to keep us busy 💀

Let me take back all my likes on those buttered lobster tails & cookouts

The new BA.3.2 COVID-19 variant, aka "CICADA" is spreading in at least 25 U.S. states, including Maryland and Virginia, the CDC said.

Lemme sign up. Times are hard

Suddenly OutKast is only Andre 3000 now in my mind

Big Boi from OutKast is a red hat? My God today

A staggering new finding from Harvard's Joint Center for Housing Studies: since 2001, the money left over each month for lower-income renters—after paying rent and utilities—has fallen 60 percent to a record low of $210. $210 left over for food, healthcare, childcare, and everything else.

From the same report: 22.7 million renter households in the U.S. are now cost-burdened—a new all-time record. And of those, 12.1 million are spending more than half their income on housing (up 1.5 million since the start of the pandemic and 4.6 million since 2001).

Tristan Thompson is such a dweeb. Who brags and is excited to meet JD Vance? 😂

Well….. somebody ANSWER HIM!

Why tf do I need an app for every got damn thing? Can’t I just go to your .com????

My stomach is stupid flat right now so I will be running random errands to make sure everyone sees 💀

(They cant)

your grandparents voting for reagan

Thieves steal Renoir, Cézanne, and Matisse paintings worth millions from Italian museum