I’m so happy someone leaked the video LMFAO

On set, not working hard.

Futurama canonically is in the same universe as The PJs.

I need a woo woo girlie to work with me. I need to get rid of old stagnant energy and bring in new, hopeful and happy energy.

Yall better dont be cooking!

I've been fasting since 3am this morning but I think I'm hitting my limit

What are yall eating for dinner tonight?

Is there a way to make tomatoes taste better? Cuz besides salsa and pasta sauces, they are not a vibe

Pets that have human eyes kinda scare me

We can talk all day about mental health & how important it is, but the moment you are SEVERELY depressed? ....Yeah. You get classified as negative, a burden, someone just a bit too heavy to handle. It's "protect your peace" & we don't owe folks anything...but once something happens, folks care.

I'm currently here.

Just a day after her firing, former attorney general Pam Bondi’s pictures have been taken down — and thrown in a trash bin, MS NOW reports www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Futurama canonically is in the same universe as The PJs.

More guns than roses, foes is...

People are always shocked when I tell them that I don't have dreams. I assume it's because my brain has simply seen enough while it was awake

GYATT

I hate when men offer unprovoked and don’t do it

(Mercury is still in its shadow, btw, in case your gadgets and gizmos aplenty, brain included, are going haywire...)

BREAKING: Iran rejects all U.S. demands, and refuses to meet with American officials in Islamabad, per WSJ

Any sky crush I had, revealed their thoughts on here and cancelled out the crush.

*taps sign*

Trump is Santa Claus for America’s wealthiest alcoholics

I unfortunately had to work today.

It’s nothing but an excuse to monitor and control people while satisfying whatever shitty overpriced lease they signed for the space.

“Experts describe ‘surveillance wages’ as a system in which wages are based not on an employee’s performance or seniority, but on formulas that use their personal data, often collected without employees’ knowledge.”

*plays Tokyo Drift song*

Chase Infiniti is everywhere. A new Biracial Supreme emerges.

LeBron finally went full bald? I don't see those two patches glued on anymore

Do yall think alien-human hybrids are amongst us?

It’s nothing but an excuse to monitor and control people while satisfying whatever shitty overpriced lease they signed for the space.

Looking at the Fortune 100 Great Places to Work and the #1 company is a company thats 90% WFH. These companies be full of shit when they talk about WFH being detrimental to business.

Made shrimp & grits, IG saw it first

The worst people live forever

Host: Breaking, a new report showing job cuts rose 25% last month. The report comes just as Trump's approval rating for the handling of the economy hits a brand-new career low.

i don’t care what they say, money buys happiness.

Good mor- what the fuck is happening?

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie actor Charlie Day has namechecked Luigi Mangione, the suspect currently on trial for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, as one of his favorite Luigis. https://bit.ly/4trVNGA

My grandmother use to say that it’s hard to kill the devil. Now I understand.

The worst people live forever

Like how does that even happen??

Ya know what? That's fair 🤭