A Brooklyn synagogue has taken an unusual step by requiring congregants to show proof of voter registration in order to secure seats for High Holidays. Their biggest concern? The city's mayoral seat.

I got ignored all summer now men know who I am cuz there's a slight chill in air? NO! Yuh tek me fi eediyat

Jesus after coming back to Earth:

I have been eating the same snack with no variation all week. Salsa and chips. And I'm making some now.

Happy Autumn, friends! 🍁🍂

Dang, I miss all the drama. I'm usually in my own little world

Was I left behind cuz I'm a little gay? It's not my fault and it's Hispanic heritage month omg that's racist to leave me out, Big Sandals 😂

The more you know... (IG: treehousedetective)

All Amazon Fresh stores in UK to close

New worms are probably behind those eyes playing hopscotch, tilting them

My baby is named Nightcrawler because poof, and I'm out this bitch 😂

Happy Autumn, friends! 🍁🍂

Bed is so warm. Puppy cuddles are so cute & warm. Fighting to start the day lol

google has been trying for months to build a new data center not far from my house. tonight was the final city council meeting and they officially withdrew their proposal! the data center isn’t moving forward! public outrage works!!!

Me to all the Rapture believers in the morning. Why didn't Scotty beam you up?

Are we all the ones that Big Sandals left behind?! HOW RUDE

NBA season opener is next month. PICK YOUR TEAMS NOW! I don’t wanna hear ya’ll switching up during the playoffs. Please CHOOSE YOUR TEAM NOW!!!

(You never tell men to date down. Keep those thoughts inside. Thanks.)

When yall doing popcorn reading in class and you see a big word coming up so you choose someone you know can’t say it

I'm making tres leche cinnamon rolls this weekend

It's Maddow Monday! TONIGHT! Former Vice President Kamala Harris will be Rachel Maddow's guest. 9pmET on MSNBC

folks shouldn't stop cancelling the subscriptions, btw. keep the pressure on.

They look like a bag of Rold Gold pretzels.

Disney did not have a thoughtful conversation with a single soul. Those fucking ghouls are panicking about all the loss in revenue, and that is all

Thoughtful conversations = Walt defrosted himself to threaten them personally since they lost millions in a week

Did the RAPTURE kill us yet? What dimension are we in?

A woman of taste, class, and substance! MMPR >>>>>>> All other PRs

This picture is so....

Tommie says "hiii i just woke up" 🩵

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court will consider expanding Trump’s power to shape independent agencies by overturning 90-year-old precedent.

Did the RAPTURE kill us yet? What dimension are we in?

-- Student arrivals to US ⬇️ 19% in August -- Fifth consecutive month of decline -- Lowest number since the COVID pandemic -- For every 3 international students, 1 US job is created -- Fewer international students increases trade deficits www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I am...overwhelmed by the news. I am...overwhelmed by life. I am...overwhelmed by work. I am...overwhelmed by how overwhelmed I am 💀

Me, in the corner, right next to the lunk alarm:

I cannot believe they still make that!! I think everybody that's drank Mad Dog is in need of compensation!

Both. I also think I was levitating over myself, watching the event unfold

Finally at home eating Chinese food, recovering from today's trauma 🤣

They were trying to kill ya 🤣

Blue raspberry. Very dark sided

HUHHH? this crap tastes like robitussin

My uncle and his girlfriend keep telling me to try the Mad Dog again but I am running away from here and not coming back. Old people are INSANE

It taste like what I assume lighter fluid could taste like. How awful! JAIL

They said everyone used to drink it. Why? It burns and I astral projected

I love themed candy and treats. I just love a theme. From October to March, I have BIG FUNNN 🎃🦃🎄🎊💘🍀

Someone just let me taste something called Mad Dog. What the actual fuck guys lmao ewwwww

What did Offset do now...

When men fix things it's just so....🥰 *5 mins later*

Crissles was in her 30s committing credit card fraud to buy twinkies. Why would you care what a cupcake criminal has to say about anything?

I just woke up to pee. I'm going back to sleep 😂 later, frenz!