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Holding my dog in bed cuz people are setting off fireworks....in a storm 😒

God really is pissing on America right now.

They are flying these planes like 1000’ above residential neighborhoods in DC. Obnoxious stuff for a 12-year old with nuclear launch codes.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Evacuation ordered for events at National Mall as storms gather near Washington ahead of Trump's July 4th speech.

Storming horribly. Representative of the holiday and its vibes

I love when peoples reply is "???" and nothing else lmaooo like they're confused and disappointed

Yall the opps on here but yall can catch me later tonight on close friends

The noise I just made...

You know those AI videos with the fruit people? Let's guillotine whoever started that, as a treat.

Happy "250" to part of America. It's the stripes' birthday and not the stars.

The eyebrow ink seeped into her brain ☹️

Just call me and I'll pop up in the corner ready to play Spend Dat 🤭

It’s 100 degrees outside in DC. People have been waiting in line for about 45 minutes to get into the “Great American State Fair”

that’s fucking funny bitch that’s fucking winnie the fucking pooh. yea… fuck fourth of july

Seriously! The VFX, ensemble casts, historical references and figures included...a clever film overall

And ROBIN WILLIAMS?! Delightful. NYC Teddy Roosevelt vs Smithsonian Teddy Roosevelt beef?! WELL YES! Elite hating on....yourself 🙂‍↔️😭

Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Jon Bernthal have two major films releasing in July 🍿 ⚔️ 'The Odyssey' — July 17 🕸️ 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' — July 31

I feel like the Night at The Museum franchise was ahead of its time.

I have a mini ukelele that I STRUMMMM FOR EMPHASISSSSS

Sometimes I like to do random interpretive dances that look like Britney Spears in her kitchen for the people I love. They watch everytime Let me know if you need a kinda weird bestie, I'm available

Sorry my inside thought made it out

I should've gotten a George Washington wig and just walked around yelling MARTHA for extra whimsy today

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Today is Caesar Salad's birthday. And personally SHE means more to me on a special way than that other girl America or whatever

BADDIES STAND UPPP 🥗🥬🧀

After being drunk yesterday, I regret to inform you all that I will be doing it again tonight. Anything for my country

Sister, is it the extreme heat? In all my days, this has never happened to me so to see so many men...is it the khakis? 🤣

Sasha keeps eating hot dogs and whatever else she can trick someone into giving her The greed they talked about in the Bible, fat ass dog 🐕 🙂‍↔️

I've been having a real dilemma with my body and food lately. Hate it. When I starve myself, my body is tea and I look great....but get violently ill and weak. So I guess I'll just be fat 😡

In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.

PUT IT IN REVERSE, TERRY!

Just because someone treated you well doesn’t mean they haven’t treated others terribly. Your good experience with someone isn’t proof they’re a good person.

FUCK

YALL YALL YALL #DC

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I'm not sure if this is real or not but if so....these are the most simple Dior designs. I would've liked a different dress on her but this is still a "classic" look.

When Daddy decides that your behavior hasn’t earned a big birthday party. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

🗣️ PSA for all my ice cream and popsicle peeps: Whole Foods has 50% off frozen bars, ice cream, gelato, and more, from Johnny Pops to Talenti to Van Leeuwen. Last year I bought like $50 worth of frozen treats and I'm bout to do the same!

Period. Gimme my 4 dollars and 13 cent. THANGYAAA

Ready to eat insane amounts of pasta salad and hot dogs all day while I talk shit about the country

BREAKING: Serena Williams is forced to withdraw from doubles with Venus Williams at Wimbledon. 💔

You know those AI videos with the fruit people? Let's guillotine whoever started that, as a treat.

Our planet is getting hotter cause you wanna put your family photo into ai and see what yall look like as fruit.

Patriot Front = Walmart Ku Klux Klan

Happy Fourth of Ju…..

The paycheck

Today or just in general?

Happy "250" to part of America. It's the stripes' birthday and not the stars.