They make videos like this. He’s a former DJ… that’s how he locked Linda down I bet 😭😭🕺🏾🕺🏾

It’s hotter dinnermugggg outside. Absolutely NOT, I’m going home

Been tryna tell yall for years and I’m gon keep yelling it! The personal pan pizzas still taste like the OG Pizza Hut. Every. Single. Time.

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Speaking of shopping, Old Navy 50% rn

One thing about me, tired or not, I'm staying up long enough to partake in The Lord's Air Supper of a Biscoff cookie and Ginger ale. ✈️💁🏿‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

The AI surge

That landlord fucks in his tenants apartments allllll the time. He was so comfortable fully nekkid walking around

They still use cast iron on the personal pans. Makes ALL the difference

Straight out the can!

Always have. Always will.

This has always been true too

Dill pickle flavored beans? Hell yeah

People acting like Bomb Pop flavored beans are the worst faux patriotic product of summer 2026.

🥧 🫘

Me eating the apple pie baked beans while reading the skyline next week

WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED

Atleast we don't eat like Saweetie, so be nice

I'll put hot sauce or Thai chili on anything.

me having a normal day and then Leta pulls up to be chaotic

Here you goooo lmao

My dad thinks I'm crazy cuz I'll eat a roast beef, pikliz, hot sauce and pickles together in a sandwich. It's so good, I don't care 😂

Idk how or why but the personal pan pizzas taste better than the regular sized pizzas

Boo boo city? 😂😭

IDC, I'm trying the apple pie one and the pickle one.

Espresso martinis taste like lighter fluid and dirt to me

My mum isn't the best English speaker and I told her to start sounding out words to spell them. She said "P-L-A-N-Z, plants!" 😂

And yes...at work, Sasha has a badge and a mailbox (there's just cookies in there)

Here's the gremlin.

I love pickles 🥒 so I am unfortunately a tiny bit interested

I like matcha. But I like anything that has a veggie or earthy taste, idk why

Sasha has won over all the baristas at a coffee shop near work. She boops her nose on the window and waits for someone to come outside and deliver her a pup cup 💀

It's so powerful.

Idk how or why but the personal pan pizzas taste better than the regular sized pizzas

“A Pizza Hut franchisee claims the chain’s AI-powered delivery system, meant to optimize orders and speed up deliveries, instead backfired and cost it more than $100 million.”

Now at: $428/$675 💸💕 I can't walk around with my own two legs anymore, y'all. Like. Chronic Synovitis has NOW given me Chronic BAKER'S CYSTS, so repeatedly bending my knees is excruciating. I HAVE to repair my scooter (if possible), PLEASE. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 #disabled #mutualaid cash.app/$bellad0nna

Have you guys ever tried the Dinamita chips? theyre like Takis...but better. I'm obsessed

Paying for parking at a hospital really ties the whole American healthcare experience together.

Why do yall always support Sasha, even though she is mean to me? Dog for sale. 1 dollar.

She clocked in for a FULL TIME SHIFT of…stealing your food and doing forward rolls in the grass. I wanna see the forward rolls in the grass!

Have you guys ever tried the Dinamita chips? theyre like Takis...but better. I'm obsessed

My dog is snoring like a grown man when she did nothing today but steal my food and do forward rolls in the grass

something about isolating myself from the world for months at a time is so wonderful to me. i am never lonely or stressed about it. i have the internet, food and my pets 😂

Hiding in my house for months.

I don't like giving men my number because they act like they've never had nice things before in my inbox

Stop telling everyone online about your raggedy family members and GO TALK TO THE LADY

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Father Khatri didnt deserve his fate on #FROM

I'll believe it when I see it