The night before.

Due to the blatant disrespect, Black History Month will be extended till the end of the year. Melanin March Afro April Melanin May Jiggy June & July Afro August Soulaan September Orisha October Nigga November Dancehall December

Burn it already.

MAGA patriots, your time is nigh.

Omg 😭😭😭😭

Someone summon a real snowstorm. Omg.

Yuh!

Girl, shut the entire fck up.

She ain’t called Final Girl Boss for nothing. 😭😭😭😭

“I wanna be a scuba diving pro” Sur, I ain’t got time to be stressed about you getting swallowed by Jonah’s whale.

It Monday. Kindly get tfn away from my desk

For all my Bald Brothers, what’s y’all routine or remedies to razor bumps and discoloration?

Does that mean he will go to the front lines? Since he’s such a patriot and foaming at the mouth for a department of war bukkake.

This shit is ovvvvverrrrrrated

i actually don't like being an adult. 😭

This how I be dancing in the club

Temptress of the Elements!!!!

EEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!! 😮‍💨

The beauty that is Wunmi Mosaku on the #ActorAwards red carpet

Thought that was Nicole for a hot second.

Invader Zim.

Riley and Huey

….To me.

He’s dead. Problem solved.

It’s like people lose all common sense when it comes to hospitality. That ‘service workers are my personal slave’ mentality.

I forget it’s no longer called Heimlich Maneuver.

A lot of White people believe racism wasn’t a thing until the 1950s or something. They don’t read or study anything beyond that time.

1. No. 2. No. I’ve only kissed two (got laid off shortly after both times. Not saying they’re connected. Just saying I noticed) 3. Eh. I can, but it ain’t on my Must To Do list. (Preferably one with money/access. I mean, cmon 😭)

Good night. 🥀

Yet another power vacuum in an already crumbling country?

I’m really convinced that almost everyone on Threads is a bot somehow. But, also, this.

Hell naw.

Go ahead and break the internet again.

This is her ‘Gigli’ we watched and moved on 😭🤣

I got like 4 vaccines yesterday. I’m over here FIGHTING 😭

My intermittent fasting starts tomorrow. Given all this news though, I really just want a giant slice of Carrot Cake from Publix.

Oh the girls are FIGHTING

Is alladis shit gonna cause our favorite capitalist to cancel Act III!?! THATS WHAT I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

I've run out of ways to say how fucked we are with no lube and no aftercare (or before or during care). I've run out of places for my rage and disbelief to go. I've run out of patience for anyone who voted for that man or in any way continues to support or excuse him. I've run out of characters.

Now I want to pull out the crockpot and make boiled peanuts.

Folks are really trying to end Black History Month with a bang I see. And not the good kind.

I agree with 2 out of 4 so ima keep my shovel in the shed.

“US cars like Ford and Nissan are better anyway” Yes, someone actually said that. Out loud.

And another thing, that Orange Bitch could’ve waited until March 1st.

HAKEEM, PLEASE!!!

That orange turd or this fck ass country will not break our souls.

Welp, once again. Like clockwork.

It would be easier for them to just have a Bukkake Fest in the White House. Omg

This! 🤢