Happy Kwanzaa Eve!

Damn is everyone getting engaged tonight?

Your mama sings the bass part on the Temptations Silent Night

Like I tell the young adults in my life: "Drink babies, don't have them."

I'm the only child, the only grandchild and the only great-grandchild. My maternal line ends with me. I'm breaking generational curses by not having kids.

Madonna said Christmas 🎄 with my kids and my man my man my man 😑 🤷🏽‍♀️

I will not stop repeating this: these techbros should be laughed out of every room they enter when they say stupid shit like this

CashApp Rocky is who that man is now. Salute to Mom

Sunny Delight was the Hawaiian Punch of orange juice.

The star of Bethlehem was actually fireworks

Magnitude 2.6 earthquake reported off Malibu

Nobody needs any more Christmas movie A.I. slop

You can't argue with apologists they are committed to missing the point.

If you (like a lot of people it seems) could use something to light some Christmas spirit in you, this Def made me feel some

The distinction between astrology and astronomy didn't happen until about the 18th century prior to then it was just considered astrology. And slight correction, they had already seen the star and made their way from the east (Persia) to Jerusalem, then Herod told them to find the baby.

"If you don't give me $990 I'll let your husband die without any medicine. I am a billionaire."

I fear there's no saving Facebook from AI. Everybody I went to school with is posting AI pictures of themselves. YOU AIN'T NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT!

I just unfriended somebody the other day for posting a whole damn AI photoshoot... lol

There were too many typos in that so I had to get it right.

Christians: astrology isn't real and it's evil. Also Christian: Some astrologers did some astrology and a star led them to baby Jesus.

You know it's a bop if the Clark sisters covered it for their Christmas album open.spotify.com/track/0oUh5j...

Naughty or nice?

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Show me how your 2025 went

This generation of men really don’t like women. Like i’m so dumbfounded at the things they say and how they view women. Need to send all those men to an island to be by themselves. waste of space

This my favorite TT ever.

Dream Job: Retirement

As a person who is allergic to onions I am so glad that somebody has created this

L.A. weather report

When I said they want the full Victorian era colonial empire project I did not STUTTER

California crypto company accused of illegally inflating Katy Perry NFTs and fraud

WaPo reports that ICE is planning 7 massive human warehouses holding 5,000 to 10,000 people. Recalls the acting ICE director 2015 statement that he wanted to see a “business”-oriented approach to deportations, “like [Amazon] Prime, but with human beings”. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Social media is in fact our undoing. Even bsky.

I’m all for following back sex workers especially my gay babes but PLEASE stop reposting white man butt on Christmas Eve. I almost threw up

This Kevin Bacon unit.

Cause she’s having a TIME!!

Man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

Canada is five countries in a trench coat.

An airplane has, for the first time, automatically landed itself after an in-flight emergency, according to the system’s manufacturer.

Take it from me, Gen Z, you could work hard your whole life and end up with nothing so you might as well enjoy your life

The first panic attack will have you thinking you're on your way out of here

I've been reviewing a bunch of end-of-year retrospectives that have been published this week, and good grief, 2025 was 10 years long. So fucking much shit happened.

Do you remember the MC Hammer cartoon with the talking shoes? They used to have him dress like this

Breaking news: The Supreme Court said it would not allow President Trump to deploy the National Guard in Chicago for now, a significant setback for his campaign to push troops into cities across the country.

My instacrush got engaged.

Also, if you just talk about the secks in general & see what terms he uses will help you decipher. Ex. He uses "Run a train" vs "Threesome" ABORT!