Swear I just saw lightning strike *in* the house but the blinds are down??

Biology (anatomy?) people check in I have a question Why come there will be times where you REALLY have to pee and end up peeing the regular amount But then other times when you have to pee but it’s not really a big deal yet you end up peeing for like 12 thousand seconds straight?

This story is so tough to follow 😵‍💫

Saw em open for Janelle Monáe, and they were really solid performers with great energy. That’s pretty rare for artists as fresh to performing as they were at the time. I hope they’re able to bounce back

They go kinda hard

there‘s a lot i have the ability to do but ADHD won’t let me actually FINISH

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going! Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists. We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

gofund.me/f2b22547b Because, fuck it.

My homegirl said the same thing to me recently during our orientation for selling knives door to door

The real know

Racist, but framing this sort of racism as progressive-specific is definitely ignoring the kente cloth patterns liberals regularly exhibit 😭 Please stop

Chick-Fil-A is fuming that the nation (?) conspired against them to make this on a Sunday

Accidentally called the House Speaker “mom” in front of the entire country, mortifying.

Trying to explain the shape of the planet to a flat-Earther hands

It’s safe to say that Jesus has more songs written about him than any other person in the history of civilization, right?

People sometimes say there is no such thing as “playing the race card,” but I disagree. It’s when non-Black people try to bring us into a conversation that we have nothing to do with to try to rhetorically silence people that disagree with them. Like this:

I don’t care what you do with your money. No ethical consumption blah blah blah; I’m not shaming you. But perhaps you are the type of person that doesn’t like to support Union-busting corporations.

I know there’s nothing any of us can do, but that’s trillion with a T for a man that is directly responsible for 600,000 deaths and counting this year alone

They finna give the guy who owns these companies a trillion dollars

New Danny Brown album dropped 😤

I love* history en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooks_... *hate everything that happened in

Not caring about GTA 6 delays bc you were never going to buy it anyway>>>>>>

😂😂😂

Before Kpop Demon Hunters dropped, I thought Dot would sweep any award he was nominated for, but I doubt they give him this two years in a row. I imagine Golden will win wherever it shows up

Is this a new category? I love it

the saneist language. the erasure of genocides and chattel slavery. this absolutely sucks, but the most intensely egregious??

White Democrats also believe this and employ this tactic, and it’s so frustrating

What could ever possess somebody to use all of these words together?

Infuriating behavior

What’s stopping you* from eating that bowl of ice cream right now? *me

Letting an old stinky guy rule with a rusted iron fist not embarrassing to them??

He on a colostomy bag. So he prolly smell like shit

One of these niggas is WACK, and it ain’t Sam Jack 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

The Velvet Rope is just one of my top favorite albums of all time period, so it’s taking it. But they are so close.

I think Gibbs is a better rapper, but I prefer Q’s music

A decision I could never make 🙂‍↔️

Shiiiiit: • MIKE • Griselda as a collective • Freddie Gibbs • Danny Brown • JPEGMAFIA • Amine • Lucki • Saba (new project recently) I could go on. Mfs just not tryna look fr

At this point, the men [of a certain age] that don’t know don’t want to know or don’t care. The resources are widely available and the conversations are frequent.

Anime: GT Manga: Super

Please stop using platonic incorrectly 🫩

They finna give the guy who owns these companies a trillion dollars

Can’t even comment on that white lady’s acting because I don’t think I’ve seen a single piece of media that she’s in 😌

There are way more adults on Sesame Street than I remember there being

Eggnog haters, your season of suffering has begun 🙏🏽

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

We all knew this, but at least there won’t be anymore disingenuous gaslighting about her allegiance to white supremacy…right? Right???

All the time, actually. Can’t wait to have ad breaks in my mind instead of mental breaks!

We’re stalling out with 1 week before we return to court. We received 1 $50 donation yesterday. We need to raise another $18000 before November 12. Can you help by amplifying or donating to keep my family housed? We’re doing all the things we can on this end...

I’m 2 votes away from the elimination round for the inside cover 😭 vote.playboy.com/sinnamonlove

If you earned a dollar per second, it would take you: 11.574 days = $million 31.71 years = $billion 31709.792 years = $trillion We are fundamentally bad at understanding numbers at scale cuz this is absurd.