Sun Dogs

Scatman Crothers — “Exactly Like You”

A large group of humans is called a fuck that.

Damn… Cinnamon Toast Crunch would be amazing rn.

@jamesfeldman.bsky.social Romance of the Three Kingdoms has TV Shows, movies, and even anime. All are enjoyable. I recommend watching the 1994 or the 2010 live action shows.

Is there such thing as a food that’s better as left overs than fresh? 🤔

The work day sure goes fast when you’re yapping. 🙂‍↕️

Could Gordon Ramsay defeat an Iron Chef? I’m about to powerscale them. 🤔

Finally eating lunch. Today I have brought in Chicken Lo Mein, form the local take out.

What would you do if you would do if you would what?

I should see Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse.

pulled outta my ass at 1 am 😭 ITS STILL CHRISTMAS…northern giant helps lone elf find santa who is missing. football style.

I am going to rank some series of movies. Here we go. 1. Ironman (2008) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Ironman 2 7. 8. 9. 10.

Please help me be able to pay for my upcoming phone bill in 5 days and to be able to buy groceries this week! It's a bit urgent, but I'm always so grateful for anything one can spare. Genuinely, anything helps me out greatly. (Redone for personal reasons, ty for understanding)♡ www.paypal.me/XP1991

I pulled this out of the mail machine.

Gee whiz, I sure am hungryyyy.

Warlord: “This is good! But what is best in life?” Me: “To be considered 🙂‍↕️ “ Warlord: “🥹”

May I suggest

my depression and anxiety have never made me act like THAT, babes 🙂‍↔️🤚🏽

can we stop conflating mental illness with the words/actions of the most hateful people in the world 🤠

This not elder abuse?

I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY MP3 PLAYER!

Merry… Mary… Meron

MARY?! Wait… Merry… Christmas… Mary… Christmas.

What the hell is Mrs. Claus first name???

CHRISTMAS…. Is over. The crimson adorned gift and coal bearer now returns to his domain in the heart of the cold north. Never shall the East Coast face his judgment again, until next year.

When I say I’m craving a boiga, this is the boiga I’m talkin about.

I always feel embarrassed and shy to share my poems than my drawings and paintings. 😭

I wrote a poem on this 2 years ago.

All around me are familiar faces… Worn out places, worn out faces… Bright and early for the daily races… Going nowhere, going nowhere…

The “5-layer burrito” used to be 89 cents. It is now FIVE BONES. AHHHHHHHH 🤬🤬🤬

Weirdly the fourth time I’ve seen it brought up today. But General Tso chicken was invented by Peng Chang-kuei. Now the name “General Tso” is a reference to Zuo Zongtang, a Chinese statesman and army officer of the late Qing dynasty. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuo_Zon...

I’ve seen it more than Coffy and Foxy Brown though both are better. I love the few shots of 70s D.C.

"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man

Hope so ☺️

Merry Christmas!

It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃

🎁 Merry Christmas! 🎁 I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday! #Zoids #ゾイド #Christmas2025

me 10 years ago vs me today:

I know my math is terrible… BUT, it does feel like that when you count up the coins. Lmao

The dystopia is really doing too much. apple.news/AdHOIFT6DSPa...

Bayonetta and pinkpantheress as pikmins

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero hour, 9 a.m. And I'm gonna be hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then. 🎶 🎶 🎶

May your day be filled with joy and opossums

ITS CHRISTMAS DOES ANYONE WANT A VGEN CODE i only have a few and you gotta be an artist obviously

Happy jerboas 🐭