Hear me out: $50k bags of cash for ALL OF US

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

Aaaanyway, here's some leads, human artists

It's because its food out of our mouths and puts poison in the mouths of others, in exchange genAI Garfield tiddies. Fuck you, pay me. Stop poisoning meemaw for a shortcut. I am having to tell this to my own father as he's """writing""" an AI law book. This shit is literal and figure evil ichor.

Exactly! Didn’t hear a peep when prominent black women* were being unjustly terminated left and right. Where was all of the public outrage then? 😒

okay cool kimmel got his show back can GFM get her DC comics run back now

I love liminal spaces. one of my favorite fantasy spaces is the Baby Mall…. A huge mall full of giant toy shops and restaraunts with high chairs and clothing and accessories store. with strollers and a giant huge mega play place and diaper sales kiosks and big changing tables

what dat safety cone do? 👀

Just sang Escape from the City with a random guy while separated by the bathroom stalls at work

Fuck streaming. Steal media and venmo the creative staff.

fucking shit

With everything on fire, all i can think is FIQ TOLD US THIS WAS GUNNA HAPPEN AND YALL LET HER DIE #YourSlipIsShowing

*beep!* Good morning/afternoon, y'all. Hope the week ahead treats you kindly 💜

My dumb ass just realized Road Hog from Overwatch is a GURPS reference.

I'm sorry, but Bluesky needs A LOT more Black weirdos talking about being FURRIES.

I used a single tit to "peek around" a corner at my wife. In the most Wiggum fashion she exclaimed "IT LOOKED AT ME"

Please. I need someone to release me from my self made prison. Please 🙏🏿 does this mashup exist?

If you’re reading this then we just won at Solitaire on Windows 98 together

Is it uncouth to say I finally understand white women's obsession with True Crime ™️, now that Charles Entertainment Kirk got got? This shits FASCINATING

music rat #56 : /chews on the aux cord the rest of the mischief : stop scaring the hoes!

Fuck.. I might have to convince the wife to watch Dallas with me.

animation rat : WAIT IS DOUG DIMMADOME (OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME) BASED ON MOTHERFUCKING JR EWING??

WHY DO I HAVE THE THEME TO DALLAS STUCK IN MY HEAD? WHAT IN THE SUCCESSION IS THIS, BRAIN?

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

This message is very important to remind ourselves of and to share with other people.

purely psionic bitch coming thru to save hoes all day

Monday flow

Chat - What's the weirdest YouTube ad you've gotten this month?

Chat My wife said she doesn't like frutiger aero. Is that grounds for divorce ?

Governor Gavin Newsom has signed the nation’s first bill banning officers from wearing masks. Now let’s work to bring this change nationwide, reach out to your governors and help unmask ICE!

im nothing if not consistent

Honestly, I've heard the Rapture's been read backward. Sinners get reaped, not believers. The initial period gets rid of all the sinners, then theres 100 years of Godless earth for Christians to sort themselves out. THEN, God comes and collects the good-good outta the leftover Christians

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Did you find my journal?

What a great fucking metaphor they didn't mean to employ

Autistic Coding in Discworld. The Librarian Special Interest: Books, Librarianing Samefood: Bananas Communication: Nonspeaking (other than “ook” & “eek”), actions Special Note: Upon being transformed into an orangutan, the Librarian has chosen to remain one, due to the various advantages.

Broken porcelain is sharp. Wear gloves when handling. LOL

I am precious and should be handled gently

Edgelord comedians sure have been quiet about free speech suddenly.

@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com Steven noooooo

guys some really handsome and cool guy scanned and uploaded a mediocre pdf they may or may not have scanned of the fabled D'Arc Volume 1, and i hear Volume 2 will be scanned sometime soon! what a cool guy, whoever they are!! archive.org/details/darc1

The fact that "The Life & Times Of Juniper Lee" was disliked internally at Cartoon Network Studios with people feeling it was a better fit for the Disney Channel. 😭 No way that CN excs refused to allow Juniper to appear in the Jellystone! crossover special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRs-...

I published this piece today, on how the binary gender model and enforced gender roles are a model of hierarchical child abuse that punishes everyone but the capitalists who run the system. It would mean a lot if you read it. This link is unpaywalled. Thank you. 💜 medium.com/prismnpen/wh...

Researchers: Hey natsec officials, you've gotta root out gender based violence to stop extremism in the community Natsec Officials:

Equipt Lewd Armor? Y / N ?

tangentially, I almost burned down my office on Friday because I was microwaving a corn dog and overcooked it. OOOOPS. Hopefully, it doesn't smell like smoke on Monday.