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》Black, Gen•ᴡʜʏ? oldtaku 》Funny animal 》Literal clown ᴾᴴᴸ ˣ ᴮᴸᵁᴺᴰᴱᴿᴸᴬᴺᴰ
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clowns and jellicals are the same species. IT'S JUST SCIENCE.
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Toni ❤️ 💙 💜
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BDay Soulaan Hoodoo 1/16 ❤️🔱🖤
3 months ago
Y'all are bewitched by AI fr.
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ZombieErnie
about 1 hour ago
Me and bro getting holly and, dare I add... jolly.
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《 xoxo.bonnie.lin on IG 》 🌙💖🔮
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Rule 34 scrandle is wild
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An inadvertent Christmas tradition : me watching my big brother play thru a new Final Fantasy (almost) every release year, when we were little. We played so much, that he had the series theme played instead of his wedding march. Imma gunna send him this tomorrow morning ✨️
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FFIV 1: The IVth Season
YouTube video by Every F'n FF
https://youtu.be/62_SXFgeU-w?si=3UOhlRiDenn6ZJL8
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Star Trek Minus Context
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O holy night
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Brandon Bovia
about 8 hours ago
Glad I remembered I still have this
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King Dick Armstrong
about 2 hours ago
No one celebrates Christmas anymore its disgusting
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B. Whyte, MD 🎄🎁
about 4 hours ago
I wish somebody would protect sneaker sales like this, but alas…
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🎄bloberts rossom🎄
1 day ago
And Tiny Tim, who DIED
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f r i e n d s a l o n g t h e w a y
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lil babies
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very mery
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Dirk Diggler
about 8 hours ago
People are bringing up artists, but if you post a selfie to twitter there's now basically a one click option to generating porn of you. Somehow this will not be enough to make people leave twitter.
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☁️TORI.PNG☁️
about 1 month ago
🌐
#art
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/cranks WORTHIKIDS' albums all day
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My son 💕 💞 ♥️
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SAY CZAR AYYYYY SAY CZAR AYYYYY SAY CZAR AYYYYYYYYYY !!! 🧟♂️🕸⚒️💥
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clowns and jellicals are the same species. IT'S JUST SCIENCE.
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MERRY CATS-MAS
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BIGTOP BURGER: FACELESS
YouTube video by Worthikids
https://youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys?si=Iwxk_d758bJd_QDH
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After seeing how th Sonic fandom is being treated by Limited Run Games, I can only pray that my tiny shitson gets to me safely ...
@atari.com
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crazy that the antagonist of Bubsy 2 is in the Epstein Files
about 1 month ago
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Cartoonist Cooperative
2 days ago
ATTENTION CARTOONISTS! 📢 Submissions open Jan. 1st, 2026 for the Minicomic Awards, part of the Cartoonist Co-op’s annual Nib and Ink Festival! Comics 32 pages or fewer published in 2025 will be eligible. See
mca.cartoonist.coop/submission-g...
for full eligibility requirements and FAQs.
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Supervisor approved my time off at the beginning of the month, but didnt sign my documentation. Asking her to sign the documentation on the day before my vacation and now she's realizing that me being on vacation means no one will be working. Im... Like. Wat.
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I adore Charles Canine. One of my several aliases is based on him.
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Born to frutiger aero Forced to c̸̡̛͓̭̫̖̫͇̃̎́ y̷̡̻͓̥̮̣̼͚̌͛͆͠ͅ b̶͍̈̿̈́̐̇̃͛ͅ ȩ̶̡̭̙̙̥̤̬́̽͛͊̅͠ ŕ̷̲̹́̿ͅ ̸̲̏̏̊͆̃͑͒̔͠͝ d̴̗̰̅̍̎̍̓̓̕͜͜ ę̸̡̨̱̣̘͎̟́̆͋̊̍̐̋̓̚͝ͅ c̸̨͓̖̟̍̓̔̂̍̽̚ ă̵̮̺͉̲͈͇̦̻ y̶̧͉̤̼͚̪̥͆̂̓͛̊̎
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Kosperry 🧀
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Elaine gets familiar with the Costanza's Festivus traditions!
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What "boys will be boys" (gender neutral) is meant to refer to
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Insane Clown Posse vs. GWAR | Hot Ones Versus Holiday Special
YouTube video by First We Feast
https://youtu.be/fei-mMwVY3Y?si=RpUa8Ogkt4JsJUsq
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I know one hasn't been announced yet, but is it too early to campaign for Bubsy in the next
#SmashBros
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shae (truseal paradise)
about 1 year ago
my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree me: who my mom: the gay pride sheep
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I see a photo of old white men and I get scared now. I was like 👨 "OH !" then, 👨 "OH NO !!" then, 👨 "OH !!! OK, phew okay that's not Jeffery. We're good here; just 3 kings."
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christopher refused to take his adhd meds; someone had to do something.
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Furry Found Footage
about 1 month ago
My interview with
@sailorrooscout.bsky.social
is now live!
youtu.be/ibb9uLaBk8o
Join me and Chise as we discuss her cartoon inspirations, favorite childhood video games, horses, and more!
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acceptance.
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Old St. Prick
2 days ago
Bari Weiss's legacy:
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Furui Riho - Hello (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Furui Riho
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Casval Rem Pike-un ☄️🏳️⚧️
3 days ago
learning things
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Kimberly 🐘
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I think the reason why Star Wars never worked on me was because I played Final Fantasy 4 and 6 before ever seeing a single one. Way too distracted by a magical clown and a fucking space whale for light sabers.
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Final Fantasy IV: The Red Wings – Kingdom of Baron
YouTube video by Arnie Roth - Topic
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Doghouse Reilly
2 days ago
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾
2 days ago
If you really hate Bari Weiss? Look for ways to employ all the people she fired
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Alejandra Caraballo
2 days ago
This was entirely about purging a trans instructor from the school and they succeeded. It was aided by a lot of dumb liberals taking it at face value arguing the minutia of grading rubrics while ignoring the obvious bad faith efforts behind this.
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Black Aziz Anansi
2 days ago
www.atlantamagazine.com/news-culture...
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I was a teenage performer in a racist Wild West show, and I loved it—then - Atlanta Magazine
Once upon a time, my job description was “attack the train, terrorize the passengers, chase the pretty showgirls, fight the armed conductors, get killed.” As an Indian in a Wild West show with the Sto...
https://www.atlantamagazine.com/news-culture-articles/i-was-a-teenage-performer-in-a-racist-wild-west-show-and-i-loved-it-then/
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BERNERI ✧
2 days ago
jackalope? wererabbit? ....both?!
#art
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✪ Holly Jolly Jonathan H. Gray ✪
2 days ago
I feel like there isn’t a table big enough for Jesus to flip when I see stuff like this.
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🐓❄️MERRY PENDRAKE🐍
2 days ago
Snow, sleet, hail or squall certified Air Mail™ Owl Delivery Services will deliver it all! 🦉📦❄️ You too can get this helpful owl delivered to your mailbox by checking out my print tier this month! 🪶
www.patreon.com/peripendrake
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