this is burnout. a lot of people I know need a lot of sleep and doing very little. and it takes more than a week, unfortunately.

the baby (almost 2) said “read book?” and then handed me a copy of lord of the flies

going into the woods tomorrow

this is where I post from

went on a tame impala binge and i am unsure how to feel

how can you not be romantic about baseball

why am I acting so weird oh right, the moon

Being on Bluesky isn't something you admit to until the third or fourth date

date involved having to explain shitposting and brainworms to a cis woman, if i ever get asked “do you use social media” again ill just lie and say i passively watch funny pet videos scrolling on the Tik-Toks.

I'll be honest buddy, there is an ornate column behind you and I have no idea what you just said because I was too busy staring at it

I log on or tune in every fucking day and want bad people to be harmed for what they have done

Lost the scoop to my pre-workout so we are eyeballing it and letting god sort out the rest

Looking at corporate goth outfits just in case I get a job where I don't wear scrubs all day

your grandparents voting for reagan

There is a female duck at our pond that has had 2 male ducks with her at all times and get it girl

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Sometimes you have to put yourself down for a little nap

Most economists agree by the time you're 50, you should: - own one square mile of the moon - get advice from an enchanted elk skull - have your own engraved dueling daggers - spend one weekend per month floating through the forest as a bat-winged nightmare

He words me, girls, he words me

🤗

I need to see Forbidden Fruits in the same way I needed to watch The Craft every October when I was younger

Babe do you wanna dress up as the telephone pole from Hereditary with me

Thinking too hard in the rack will ruin a lift

I'll never take a moderate position on working the posterior chain and you can't make me

Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

"oh so if i agree with you on everything but don't think people should have bodily autonomy i'm suddenly worthless to you" yeah man that's how this works

I am going through some old screenshots and finding some good ones.

Looking into your local Food Not Bombs and other mutual aid groups and donating or volunteering feels especially important here if you haven't already

A lot of people both on here and in the political world think this is just going to go away and they really do misunderstand how the base actually feels

oh to be a cat bathing in a sun spot

Morty, you've depressed the book club again you have to stop

Latest painting.. Oil and acrylic on canvas

I need summer, and warmth, and trees, and salsa dancing

The more I think it over, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. — Vincent van Gogh

sam altman is going to need to build such a big winchester house for all the ai psychosis family annihilation ghosts

Perusing corpses to select the fat I put into my ass so I don't have to do another squat ever again

Currently, the all-time most blocked accounts on Bluesky are: 1. JD Vance 2. The White House 3. ICE 4. Bluesky's AI app that was announced 24 hours ago

Not enough specialists on the pitt who genuinely hate to talk to you I've noticed

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Gotta respect the double caked up rule

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Toad opened the front door. He looked out into the night.

Ah, fucked up your sleep schedule again have you

can't relate

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

I am always saying this

I need to start Mistborn over again

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

I got you some native spring ephemeral wildflowers today because you deserve it <3