lmao

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Apples and peanut butter is a top tier combo

god how i miss anthony bourdain

Breaking: Team USA has won the World Cup for the first time because all the other teams were denied entry into the country and had to forfeit

cat keeps running off with my bookmark and i keep losing where i am in the book

Okay we finally had the time to watch the Vampire Lestat premiere. I don’t know what I was expecting really but that was so much bigger and weirder and more fun

22 doctors walk into an exam room and go what the fuck is that thing

Rest in peace, Charlotte Perkins Gilman. You would have HATED Backrooms.

a new park within walking distance opened up and it has been the place to be this week

consult reason: to stand in awe of the healthiest president, such a fine human specimen of extreme vigor

the more specialists you see the healthier you are, everyone knows that

It is my personal belief that not only should this fucking creep not live in walking distance of a sorority house, but that he should maybe be removed from society altogether

It's hard to be excited about the Artemis III mission announcements when the CEO of the company making one of the mission's rockets has spent his week inciting racial violence via his personal social media platform.

brain bad today 😪

When the Artemis program was first announced, the claim, all over the website, was that the landing mission (which has since been shifted from III to IV) would include "the first woman and the first person of color" to walk on the Moon. Last year, that language was deleted from the NASA site.

WTF is wrong with you? (That's an actual serious question.)

In this gym pulling everything except the person reading this ;)

outside the CDC main entrance today

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

tomato, cucumber, red onion, feta all summer until I die

How many new tech products are “we invented new ways to not spend time with your kids”

I Need to Go Buy Some Plants and Other Famous Last Words by Me

you can pay me in stone fruit

The fact that “is this candidate masculine enough” is still a frequent topic of debate at all shows just how far we have to go to unlearn misogyny

we need a word for when you find out someone you've been riffing online with for awhile is actually hot

What is this? A trojan horse for ants?!

you: this horse is a container for my popcorn me, a scholar: this horse is a container for soldiers

stop white washing evil billionaires as 'philanthropists' if he was a philanthropist he wouldn't be a billionaire. if he cared about the world or the people in it he would not have stolen their money and labor.

if youre not on the race riot app you are living in a bubble, you have to contribute financially and provide free labor to the race riot generator or else you are in a bubble

It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.

they won't let me have medievel weapons because they know i would use them within minutes

Fascists in Belfast set fire to buildings with people inside them. People of colour left work early to stay indoors. This is being actively encouraged by the world’s richest man whose openly pro-white nationalist platform X is still used by the UK government www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

strike CSAM, insert race riot

They should give scores to LinkedIn users for how active they are on it so I can weed out potential dates who have a high one

"As a historian, I have learned that, in fact, not everyone who reaches back into history can survive it. And it is not only reaching back that endangers us; sometimes history itself reaches inexorably forward for us with its shadowy claws." - Elizabeth Kostova, The Historian

Elon Musk needs strapped to one of his shitty rockets before it launches and what happens after he deserves for all the violence he has incited through that app

they should make morning that i can wake up in and feel Normal

Coffee isn't enough today I need to chew on some wires

“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted

schlogging off

One of our neighborhood Kestrels! I suspect it’s a juvie… 🤔

Diabetic Darrell was also Darrell Ledbetter which was a pseudonym he made up while listening to his favorite Pearl Jam album the first time he got banned

I do this with all my posts

you're allowed to fall in love with me a little, as a treat

cracking open a cold one with the boys

Need whatever cosmetic procedure that makes you smart

i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time