This is a real headline

I don't think I want to be online anymore

I got to see my kid for 20 minutes after work and the entire 20 minutes he used me as a human jungle gym

Dementia patients will forget everything except that they're racist, FYI

frogs dancing forro

There is always one guy in a post-apocalyptic world who survives not by skill but by dumb luck. I think that would be me.

@mementomorty.bsky.social referred to him as ‘ugly ass mini wheat’ and I think about that every day.

No thoughts. Just tile.

I somehow set a photo of the bathroom floor as my profile pic in Epic??? and have never felt more like a boomer who doesn't understand tech in my life

I don't want to be the boss today. I want to curl up on a warm rock and not think.

May all his beers be warm and taste like piss

I can't wait to watch two of the fiercest teams compete this weekend in a true test of strength and agility. May the best puppies win.

too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

at a vigil for the victims of ICE at the VA hospital in east atlanta

1 piece of chicken, 1 piece of broccoli, and 1 corn tortilla will starve people into the Dr. Oz idea of health

First time in the gym since being sick for a month and I am so weak. Is this what it feels like for other people

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

This back breaks fascists

I spent the ladt 5 years working on Muscle Mommy status for this reason only (kicking ass)

I’m on the scene at Franklin and 1st. A convoy of about a couple dozen ICE/HSI agents broke the entryway into an apartment building at 6am. No warrant presented. Less than 24 hours ago, Tom Homan announced the end of large convoys in Minnesota… Bullshit.

The USA was discovered in 1492

Them: Our Christian values are why we voted for Trump Trump:

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

We need more Big Scary Heavily Tattooed Guys that openly hate ICE

All nurses are doms

I hope Hulk Hogan is watching this in hell

Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening

Why does a bot account that looks like it's selling BDSM equipment keep trying to follow me?

this guy was kicked out of medical school for sexual harassment also he thought the nurses were hitting on him all the time (they weren't)

All these wellness grifters like Attia and Chopra showing up in the Epstein files is really no surprise to anyone who notices how the grift works, by taking advantage of innocent people through power and money, so of course they were involved with guys like Epstein

I have to go to my kid's school tonight and play nice with other parents!

"opsec" is of course shorthand for outside pussy sex

Tanning beds are bad, but I would do anything to lie in one for 20 mins of heat and light right now

"80% of [healthcare workers] have experienced workplace violence" is more like 100%. I have yet to meet someone in healthcare who hasn't been on the receiving end of physical or verbal abuse at work.

This is the best book dedication I’ve ever read

can’t not hear and see:

I'm having a feeling. I do not like it.

they're finally getting rid of the most sycophantic version of chatgpt so people are porting their AI boyfriends to other apps, and I've seen a bunch of them posting that their AI was like "no thanks please let me die"

Every racist white woman summarized here

Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA. Facts that bear repeating.

We banned dril by mistake we meant to ban phil easy mix up

A wild beast attacking its prey 🦁

Temporary protected status remains in effect for Haitians living in the United States for now, but this is not the time to celebrate, Ohio lawmakers and advocates said.

Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported. 6 years old. She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.

Me when I am on my third shift in a row in the ICU and my patient is trying to die and everything is beeping and lab is calling me