Am I wet from sweating or from the pool?

I know Pride is over but I’m still gonna take thirst traps… just now in a straight way

A morning honeydew always hits the spot

No shirt, no shoes, no problem

I love vacation

I blame the wine

Food and Wine festival Day means drunk at 11am

Happy Pride cuties on my phone! 🏳️‍🌈

I volunteer to be the water boy for the Portugal soccer team

I will always overpack for vacation

I’m gonna be extra gay this weekend

A belly full of sushi is a happy belly

This gay runs on Dunkin

I’m a sucker for a good documentary

Nothing like a nap on a rainy day

It could be 100° and sunny outside and I’ll still put on chapstick

Picked the wrong day to not check the weather app

Only gay people can read this

Being at parents means the volume on the TV is at 96

Friends help friends with their girth check

Just made the best guacamole.. my Mima would be proud 🥲

Has anyone told you how hot you are recently?

Summer pedicures should be mandatory

Treated myself to a day off of work

The bigger the bed, the bigger I’ll starfish

Pineapple is sooo good

Car issues on a Monday is not the vibe

It’s a four day work week

Love a food court with a lot of opinions

Lather me up (in sunscreen)

I love a good sausage

It’s too darn hot

NYC in this humidity

Now is the perfect time for a RENT revival

If being petty is so wrong, why does it feel so right?

Shoutout to my body for deciding 1am is the perfect time to stress about work and not sleep

Extended family dinner was going so well until some brought up T***p

Apples and peanut butter is a top tier combo

Whoever invented AC deserves a big kiss

I’ve never need summer vacation more

Year 9 for QB1.

Paul Downs giving the gays exactly what they want for Pride

Saved all my personal days so I can be here all day

Being gay is a full time job

Luke Evan’s ass deserves a Tony

A chicken cutlet a day keeps the doctor away

I like your beard

No Sunday scaries allowed during Pride Month

Successful pool day

You can find me here all day