That is in fact how society works, yeah

It was bullshit that they cancelled Colbert’s show but I do think he’s going to have more fun writing that Lord of the Rings movie because for anyone who has that as a dream, it’s like THE dream

I forsee great trials and tribulations descending upon thee 'twixt the tangled threads of the future, homeboy

“how should it cost? free?” fetterman texted. “hand stuck pickle jar” he added, “fetterman angry. no pickle”

I think that even today the unlimited potential of the internet as a place for self-expression has not been fully appreciated. The community-building is a miracle. Though a lot of you do tend to gab about the specific stuff you jerk off to like 20-100x more than I'd personally feel comfortable doing

I saw this once, months ago, and it DELIGHTED me, in a "two great tastes that taste great together" way Stumbled upon it again today Whoever made this mashup has my everlasting gratitude [Sound ON]

In a major step towards regaining public trust, the DNC has released its 2024 autopsy with the disclaimer that it was poorly done and you shouldn't trust it.

Worth noting that this is actually a meta-question-- it's not "what policy do you think is good?" It's "what policy do you think other, imaginary people would think is good?" This encourages the "Everyone Think Like a Pundit Rather Than as a Citizen" disease that plagues political commentary.

It's kinda bleakly funny that the whole snafu and swirling controversy around releasing a cherry-picked version of a half-finished postmortem is itself a pretty good summation of What's Wrong With The DNC

I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy

[Tipping hat] pspspspsps, Sheriff

Unfortunately I have been exposed to more of this interview, and they mention using a vibrator, which Brayden (or whatever his stupid name is) dismisses as "kinda cucked"

Some of you need to worry less about "Thomas Massie" and more about finding a mossy log in the deep forest upon which to sit and contemplate existence

In that it is the showy, manipulated public listing of a chimera of companies all wildly overleveraged on the supposed genius of one extremely publicly racist lunatic who actually makes money off government largesse and political favoritism? I guess "remarkable" is a word for that

I’m sorry I only accept Taylor Lorenz-initiated discourses if she’s posting them on here. we must to stop relying on imported discourses from hostile foreign powers like X Dot Com to fuel our posting wars, as a matter of Bluesky national security and poster sovereignty

hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Kiki mother vs bouba mother monkey experiment

Break them all upon the wheel

Focus on marketable skills and not that soft social science shit. No not like that

Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. (Firing gunshots in the air and people start screaming and running)

Guy who imagines a Richard Scarry style burrito on wheels when he hears "burrito taxi"

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

Yeah I guess if you spend 16 to 17 hours a day online and somehow don't see it as a problem you probably don't have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals

Got bored with getting bogged down in the Strait of Hormuz. Time for Venezuela 2

Wow new Star War Maul Show looks pretty good youtu.be/Ne7fbb9c-BU?...

Kinda wild that he spent his last weeks on earth insisting that a better world wasn't possible and torpedoing any lasting goodwill. A Dem to the very end I guess

Hey not for nothing but we should stop letting 20 guys own everything in society and instead make them feel The Fear

that's an excellent question and shows that you truly "get it"! you're not just thinking on the level, you're thinking beyond it. that standard poodle is definitely a costumed assassin. grab that cop's gun

ME [weeping]: please stop giving me your most congested battles JESUS: you are my nosiest soldier

Impeachment is no longer sufficient. He must be dangled by a crane over the yawning pit of the demolished ballroom and shaken by his bloated ankles until all the money falls out. This is the new median position

the fuck it will

still believe that LLMs are insect-like intelligences, where what we perceive as "reasoning" is closer to low level cognitive processes (flight, balance, etc) applied to latent space which results in pathological failure modes akin to an ant mill, or a moth beating itself against a light

When you make software for cats

GOOD

Hmm seems like a couple big ticket items missing from your list there Chucky

Sgleepy

All Tomorrows reference in the wild????

There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

Billboard Gary

Yeah good. Get black bagged idiot

Lmao sat here on a call where the company's new head of HR is introducing himself and they asked a bullshit question about his favorite song and he says "I'm not really a big music guy"

Lol love the contrast between the "BLUE TSUMANI IMMINENT" headline and the photo of these two losers shuffling off to tell Dems to confirm every Trump appointee

every time I think I should be nicer to economists, one opens their mouth and says something like: “why should I verify the sources i cite?”

This guy had TWO bowls

Pepperidge Farm Sour Creme Eggs