[After 10 minutes of effusive praise for Henry Kissinger on the record] oh hey so probably trim all that stuff, huh?

"the autism problem"

Incredible that Isaac Chotiner commands a reputation as one of the most brutal interviewers working today simply by applying his patented technique of asking repeated follow-up questions

superb and sublime

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

More like crapture lmao

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

MEN, see, they drive like THIS; but WOMEN, they drive like THIS. And then you got your ENBYS, who drive like THIS, and your AGENDERS, and they drive like THIS. Then of course your GENDERFLUIDS drive like THIS, and your NEOGENDERS, who drive like THIS,

20th Century Fascism: Rooted in the trauma and horror of WWI 21st Century Fascism: Rooted in the trauma and horror of getting called a mayo-ass on Twitter in 2012

dudes rock

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

Shouldn't take this many words to say: "Look, you've seen these guys, right? You know they're full of shit. Tylenol is fine, just don't take too much and dissolve your liver"

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

you are no longer allowed to join the chess or robotics team at school if your mom took tylenol when she was pregnant with you because that was performance enhancing drug use

"100,000 Elect" ascending to Heaven merely statistical error. Holy Georg, who ascended 100,000 times concurrently, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I'm not autistic myself but I am an Ally

[batman voice] joker what the fuck are you talking about

Everybody got that one blasphemous homie

Hearing that people in Japan are getting Raptured. It's traveling across the ocean with the sun, a sweeping arc of God's dissolving light

"He's got big onions" he sure does fella

Calculating the perfect dose of Tylenol to give my beautiful wife so our child grows up to be an entomologist

Sorry to be a vulgar Marxist but fuck you, classless society kicks ass

And yet she couldn't break with him publicly on an issue of outright genocide! Especially ironic given that Biden breaking with Obama over gay marriage turned into a major progressive advancement during his term. Probably a lesson to learn there

unfortuantely it turns out the cure to autism, is to drink tap water, which makes you gay,. and the cure for homosexuality? you gusessed it . its giving yourself autism .

Crushing up and snorting some Tylenol for a quick boost of autism at work

yeah, I have autism A pair of trunkless legs Under the sands, swallowed by Time. with an ancient Inscription. in the dead Script of a lost people. and, Man, I bet it said something cool

Why do they say nothing good happens when nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

Something smells here. They already announced this nonsense last week, why are they holding a whole-ass Oval Office press conference about it now

Wow... can't believe Jimmy Kimmel has autism... so brave

I once figured out where every spice in my spice cabinet fit in the plant evolutionary tree

Christ, it looks like an amateur fan illustration

Not really the central issue, but these people's commitment to personal immortality is truly impressive. She's been married for 33 years. Lewandowsky is also married with children. Each and every one of them, just huge rancid scumbags in both their private and public conduct.

i can’t believe disney are making light of the charlie kirk murder in their new star wars trailer. yeeeesh. i think maga should cancel disney.

“ The mandalorian” looks nice and the grogu seems to have eaten his spaghetti and meat balls!

It's so fucking funny that he did this at a funeral

Don't take Tylenol while pregnant. However, make sure to squirt some methylene blue up there. It's good for the baby's mental clarity

Cut to Larry David running around frantically backstage trying to figure out why all the stage cues are messed up

Transmuting base metals into gold, playboy?

The US has embarked on a new program of state-sponsored terror. It's different from the War on Terror (which was horrific) in that there's no precipitating event like 9/11. Instead, it's a very public, very illegal murder of civilians, done entirely in the open as a PR program for the new regime.

You're correct Graham! You, specifically, cannot make any TV show today, because everyone can smell the rotten goop inside your pumpkin head

They did a pretty good job with the makeup turning her into Generic Conservative Blonde but she just ain't got the juice. A few softball TV interviews to try and wring more content out of her and nobody will remember her name in a month

Lol if I'm not mistaken they're behind a panel of bulletproof glass

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

trump pulling a hardboiled egg out of charlie kirks corpse on stage and shows it to the audience as they scream. he is asking them if he should take a bite of it and they are cheering