You fools. You utter simpletons. *Every* movie is a "Christmas movie" if you watch it as part of your Christmas celebrations

trying to get followers on bluesky

"Horton Hears a Who" is a harrowing tale about how much kangaroos wish they could commit genocide

Deck the halls with boughs of Holly? Dude, I'm renting

Q: Is saying "cunt" cultural appropriation? A: Yes, but the "culture" in question is British, so fuck 'em

Man is it funny how much contempt everybody in media has for Bari Weiss or what

Angel Parents lmao

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I go really quickly. It sucks in there

good god lol

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i had to drop what i was doing to make this

I don't understand "chopped unc" and that's fine. I am agèd and distinguished

Is that good

in this version, jesus then hits pilate with with a flawless crucifix bomb off the crossbar

GOD they're so GROSS

Nonsense. We've simply gotten much better since the 90s at early diagnosis of monkey autism

1. People should try reading up on the real history of The Christmas Worm before pushing their empty worm rhetoric onto others

I think maybe we should bully christians more

Honestly not sure how to rate the credibility of this, but a note explictly saying "DEAR FELLOW PEDO: ISN'T IT WACKY HOW WE GOT CAUGHT AND OUR PRESIDENT DIDN'T? ANYWAY BYE" does seem like the kind of bizarre fuck-you on the way out that a career socialite would love

every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"

We live in a glorious age for soda water

Could go for some rn tbh

If Bari Weiss didn’t know what the Streisand Effect was before this week, she’ll certainly be familiar with it now. This episode of 60 Minutes is utterly damning. The sadism displayed in CECOT is even worse than previously depicted. It’s clear why she felt the need to protect Stephen Miller. Watch!

mods are asleep post regime censored content

The Navy's last 3 or 4 attempts to develop new warships have all been unmitigated disasters so while this has potential to be quite funny, it'll probably be in a way thats also a thoroughly infuriating waste of tax money

"I'm making billions, and, if it fails, taxpayers will bail me out"

All of you making 2026 bingo cards are playing with some real monkey-paw shit. I'm just saying

i wish more people had recognized "move fast and break things" as the existential threat it is and not a cute slogan for nerds

It's always "well you should run for office yourself if you think they're doing a bad job" until a Democrat might have to actually defend their record

Fully agree with the Pat Finnerty take that "waitin' all day for Sunday night" is an incredibly dogshit lyric

I'm busting raw in an intellectual way

Just had "the talk" with my wife about not exchanging presents for Toyotathon this year

Oh... your family celebrates Hondadays? Wow... we're more a Toyotathon family, so...

Members of the Orthodox Toyotan Church celebrate many other obscure religious festivals such as the Feast of Camry Reborn in addition to Toyotathon. Multiple schisms have occurred due to some sects of the faith rejecting the divinity of the Prius in recent decades

I’m trying to remember the context of why I made this too

Don't remember this either

I've got no idea what a "demisexual" is and thank goodness there's nobody on this here website who could possibly wish to forcibly explain it to me

You may kill me, but you can't ki- oh shit, really? Okay, well, you can't possibly kill ou- uh. That's... fuck. Well there's no way you could kill the idea of- what, seriously? Like, ontologically?

Looking dessicated, playboy

Damn theres some weird arguments on the TL today. Winter solstice madness comes for us all

Plato’s gape

"Posting thirst traps from the Charlie Kirk Neck Incident Memorial Tent" is a plausible banger dril post