Man if the information coming out of the Epstein emails with his "vacation" address are bad just wait until they start releasing stuff from his business address

That’s a shame. On the bright side this will probably give him more time to write for his daily humour website

America completely outpaced by advances in Chinese cooking video technology

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Hey man, nice eidolon, very lifelike

I am Locutus of Borg

message to my haters

Rofl

Shit like this is what I'm talking about. Just the latest example of someone who doesn't know anything about the blockades, understand their purpose, or see their success. I've seen ICE turn around and not enter a neighborhood. I saw it with my own two eyes, on the ground in Minneapolis.

only about 20% of bsky users can see the words hidden in this image

hey liberals, care to explain why barack obama was having beers with jeffrey epstein?

Chopped unc? Or opped chunk? #KnowtheSigns

I just had to give this a "wow that's amazingly stupid" type of chuckle at the line "rules barring political symbolism." The whole thing is political symbolism! Everyone is carrying political flags and wearing a political entity's political colors! The country names are political symbolism!

You know what though. I have to kinda agree that this Calvinball shit would have been a) funny and b) likely upsetting to opponents used to being the only side to flout the established rules of order. But then of course why not do something more material like canceling all of Musk's contracts

Need a big patch for my jacket that says "NOT ICE (I can please a woman (just ask my lovely wife))"

How do you even learn how to e.g. luge or ski jump without fucking dying. Just being there is superhuman

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

When she's right, she's right.

They call it the biathlon because all the competitors are bi

The dialectic: Calling him "Felon Musk" is problematic because it implies that people marginalized as "felons" under an unjust carceral system are lesser and deserving of death as a class. But also he should commit seppuku on a live Twitter space

Dudes rock

Jeff Fauxsworthy

God I wish that was me

Moon Jail

kash patel’s general demeanor reminds me of an animal raised for meat

Learn to code

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Kash blinking out coded messages in the background

Well, typically it denotes a product so overbuilt and simple that the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet can't accidentally break it in a war zone, so presumably in this case they're talking about something ubiquitous like text messaging and "writing stuff down"

Olympic ski jumpers are accused of inflating their genitalia to reach sonic speeds during their contests. Google sonic inflation to learn more

Being good with kids is the ultimate test of politician rizz

It would be the easiest slam dunk ever for Obama to indignantly defend his wife at very least and call for the firing of the staffer in question. And yet

Let that be a lesson to you about what happens when you use a slurp juice on your Obamas

Oh for sure man. Could happen to anybody

Been out of the restaurant world for nearly a decade and yet I had a dream last night that I was a waiter again at a new restaurant and when I checked the books they'd given me reservations at 11:30pm and 2am and I woke up grumbling "this is fucking bullshit man, I'm too old for this shit"

Good morning. Monday morning youtu.be/tpK3JgIvlFg?...

Reminder: do not engage with Stancil posters, do not reply to Stancil threads. Escape the Matrix

Modest Maus

What's some cursed knowledge that makes YOU feel old? #wellwellwell #hl3confirmed

A few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us

she bit on my coin til i crashed

Can't believe ICE recruited Still Wancil, the Waluigi of Will Stancil

You can't spell charizma without Z M

I don't think it's great that one of this government's most consistent qualities is vindictive punishment of people who refuse to be tortured quietly