For sale: baby

modern upton sinclair: it is difficult to get someone to recognize their bad take when their salary depends upon them having a bad take about it

Alright so this guy is pretty much just posting to get attention for his shitty blog. The Billiam Stencil method of virality. Personally I'm gonna flush this turd into the Null Zone and recommend others do likewise

Hard to explain what the fuck this holster placement is too. Ol boy is just confused

I’ve been a journalist for 27 years. I’ve reported major stories about mass surveillance, torture, war, the military-industrial complex, police black sites, etc. But this is the most important story I’ve ever had the horror/honor to work on. For it is a story about the current phase of a genocide.

Lmfao posting Nazi Grandpa on Veteran's Day is so good

Tired at work? Try new & improved Laying Down for Precisely 7 Minutes. You surely won't regret laying down for precisely 7 minutes

Bro, I beseech thee, bro. Please let my missive fall upon the ears of thy sovereign, bro

All of these guys are so good at normal standing

Folks, I spoke to the Oracle of Delphi. I spoke to the oracle and she told me, "President Trump... Mister President, sir, if you attack Persia, a great empire will fall." That's what she told me, "a great empire will fall." Which great empire? Well, I guess we'll see.

Michael Ian Black wants to be main character so bad but he doesn't have even half the juice of Guy Random

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

In Mexico they call him "100 Hecks"

Preserving a Lauren insta-kill for posterity

HOME Line's tenant hotline advised 5,377 Mpls households in 2025 @ cost of ~$365K. City funds us at $125K/yr. We will be drastically under capacity responding to increased housing instability because Mayor Frey & several CMs tanked Pause Evictions, Save Lives. Maybe they'll volunteer on our hotline?

When I certify system compliance with corporate disaster recovery policies

You never really hear panicked stories about cops being exposed to fentanyl anymore. Almost like it was a completely fake crisis invented by law enforcement and perpetuated by the media while Biden was in office.

Well that's a shame

I'm not saying Trump is above lying, but it feels like the odds his staff are sending him AI generated vertical video of Iranian negotiators pleading for a deal is like 70+%

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

When you see those double spaces in a post you just know it's gonna be a dogshit take

My guy it does not take learning cursive to create a little mark vaguely in the shape of your name. Knowing how to sign a check is about as relevant a skill these days as T9 typing

yar thar be a fresh turd breaching me hole

Slurp that knob Mikey, it won't help you in the end

Rolling up to da club pumping Angine de Poitrine loud enough to blow out my speakers so that everybody knows I'm sapiosexual

my fav part in harry potter was when he flew his gay little broom into the towers and exploded and he died. good movie

Huffelpuff22222: are there any poop wizards at hogwar Jk Rowling: yes his name is Giuseppe Doo Doo

When we had our first kid a decade ago I was stunned to learn the cost of infant daycare was something like $350 per WEEK here in MN, where cost of living is relatively low. It was more than our mortgage. Our in-laws having kids now are paying twice as much

No really, I am not kidding when I say that the data broker industry must be destroyed: www.npr.org/2026/03/25/n...

Test your skills at data interpretation by spotting the problem with this in 30 seconds or less

You can see the ripple spread outward from the point of impact on those absolute cakes. It's hypnotic

too busy? need to do dishes? microwave yuor chef boyardee in the can

Remembering the right-wing grifter who said this (I think) after a Buffalo Bills game got postponed because of a snow emergency

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

I have a lot of concerns about police body cam footage being published publicly and used as a cheap form of content to shame people for relatively minor crimes. Except for footage of cops being arrested for DUI. That shit rules

K9s are good dogs forced to do a bad job but they know what's what

The father, the son, and the holy spirit —> the proton, the neutron, and the orbiting electron

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

I yearn for the days of following a bunch of sad girl proto catholic convert ~*~aesthetic~*~ blogs but only posting shit like s a c r e d with images like this

I only write this garbage so that I don't have to read it or think about it ever again

"Marquayne" is a valid name but "Markwayne" is not. Sorry my fellow whites

A what

Army ups max IQ score to 42

Every day I am more vindicated in being a Potter Hater from day 1

My country, Minnesota, demands freedom from the federal oppressor