i got an app that makes me do exercises to unlock time on my other phone apps and i am legitimately gonna loose weight doing this

well well well looks what arrived @chrissimpsons.bsky.social

pretty much ready to make games now

French onion chicken and green bean casserole

i got a bowl of peanut butter m&ms and went over to my son and held it out for him to grab a handful and he was like oh thank you and took the whole bowl he is going places

okay Google what episode does George Jetson fuck Rosie the robot

got out on the new board and damn i have finally achieved the ride i have been searching for, the carving on this thing is beastly

i know my kids principal hates me and i finally figured out why, one time last year when i was calling them in sick my wife dared me to say poop in the end of the message and i did

good night bluesky I love you so much! ill be back tomorrow as always

pregnant rice on 9/11

this dog wants omlet

the peri in peri peri chicken means perineum

cover art hans megamoleman

me if i was Winnie the Pooh getting honey from the bees

me if i was Winnie the Pooh getting honey from the bees

dinner is served (also coleslaw but that doesn't photograph well)

on tonight's menu is homemade burgers and potato wedges

uncle baby billy

im gonna order this so be ready for lofi bad photography from yours truly

good night bluesky I am listening to true haunting stories, and I hope I sleep soon, I love you

another dog found my snoring night guard and ate it again, i have had to order three in the last month, executive function: disordered

how much do you think a portrait like the one of colin robinson and baby billy would be worth if someone wanted one?

uncle baby billy

would you suck off a bigfoot

bird flutist conspiracy

davey says hi

my boss changed the scheduling software we use to make payroll easier and is still 5 days late paying me lol

spring is arriving along with this fella

why couldn't the jack o lantern get his wife pregnant? he had a hollow weenie

my lovely wife gave me my birthday present a month early so i can break them in and enjoy the nice weather on my new board, Vans half cabs the nicest shoes I've ever owned in my life

your heart is a muscle the size of your fist so keep on loving keep on fighting and hold on, hold on, hold on for your life

he is going to get those grubs

look at this little smiley bitch

i think his politics were not so good i heard

lmao my daughter just fell down the entire mountain in Baby Steps

finally got Baby Steps and basically haven't stopped laughing since I started

zagreus is my homie

i think his politics were not so good i heard

should I buy dangan ronpa

i saw this guy at the trampoline park and despite my aphantasia I did my best to draw him because he was fascinating looking

think anyone's ever got jacked off by someone wearing Hulk hands?

colin robinson ink and marker

big natural s

good night bluesky i love you

colin robinson ink and marker

i mentioned saving for an expensive synthesizer and my wife's uncle said I should instead buy a regular keyboard and guitar pedals as if that is anything like sound design with synthesis and then said I'm wrong for saying they aren't remotely the same

this local lady is selling "digital pet portraits" that are one hundred percent AI generated for 50 ghosts a piece meanwhile I can't sell my 5 dollar actually human made digital paintings and it's bringing me down

my eyes are so messed up in black light

red bull car

blessed ostara