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Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

Can't use satellite to communicate cause ain't no orbital mechanics cause ain't no globe earth

If you love me you'll send me $890

After spending over a week in the hospital, I sure do have some thoughts about hospitals. Wakka wakka

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Not me. I have been alive for nearly ten thousand years and nothing has stopped me yet. The Hittites came closest

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

My baby is so beautiful. However, I will not post a picture of my baby. So instead here is a picture of me from last year holding a demented creature of my own design. Your appreciation and praise is not only welcome, it is required.

Shut down the concentration camp for babies

@shanesheehy.bsky.social i was listening to an ETR patreon episode and followed up with your recommenation of "freaked", the 1993 film enjoyable. no further critique 😁

I asked the computer what I. I said Okay so tell me. Computer said Yes and. Computer on. Got a LOT of data. Took me twenty minutes. Computer put a nerdle in my brain and now I can Talk to God. Polished to a mirror sheen. VERY good at coding. Infosmarted myself. King of the Road

I love when the dog doesn't eat his lunch. It makes me feel so relaxed 😎

Can’t believe we are still doing this

"Sir would you like to hold the baby?" Shane:

This is how I am with my WWI miniatures

Well many criminals are fat and old, both in fiction and in real life.

There is a cottage industry of economists and who are obsessed with the perceived slowdown of technological progress in the 1970s. They mostly blame the environmentalists (“We could’ve had limitless nuclear energy if not for those damn hippies!”), and propose tearing down all regulations.

The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably

Now this is a movie plot!!! Someone understands grad school.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

"The political ineptitude of the magnates of industry and finance was no less than that of the generals and led to the mistaken belief that if they coughed up large enough sums for Hitler he would be beholden to them." Shirer, William L. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (p. 237)

Like, the entire prestige media "Progressives have gone TOO FAR" beat has been this consistent grievance machine since at least 2014. The entire time claiming that a looming regime of cultural communism was always just around the corner. All while an actual fascist movement was clearly emerging.

Big day for me to make "what, were you born yesterday?" comments

I don't mean this as some particularly advanced critique, but I've never once interacted with a generative AI product and been impressed with the results. Not once have I been wowwed or shocked or even intrigued. I haven't even heard or read any claims about their "potential" that seems of interest

I'm a dad now. Please update your spreadsheets

This Tosk figure was present at the birth of our first child

Surrender to the Taliban

Bari Weiss bravely invites us to focus on the real fascism in Minneapolis www.thefp.com/p/mob-rule-c...

Yeah, I have FOMO Five Ounces of MOzzarella

I don't have 2 million places to sit down in my house. I don't even have 1 million places to sit down. I have 2 AT BEST. 3 if you include the floor

They should make a website where you can leave a short form comment on somebody elses short form comment on somebody elses shoot from the hip take on a piece of misinformation posted by somebody else

🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell, I know where it is, I know where it is, I know where it is. 🎵 www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...

Asked him where his toy is

Of course there are academics in the Epstein files Academia is not a natural space for radical politics, knowledge and emancipation as many pretend it is, buoyed by reactionary moral panics It is primarily built on conservatism, hierarchies and thirst for power so this should not be surprising

2025: DO AMPHETAMINES NOW

Walked in on @cari.bsky.social watching the "Tratiors" show. Stayed for about a minute. Discovered that the dichotomy is Traitors vs. "Faithful"? Surely the "good" side should be the "Loyalists", no? That's the proper inverse. This is driving me nuts

It won't surprise any of you to find out who exactly joined the Republican pedophile army newrepublic.com/post/205719/...

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

2011 to 2026

Underappreciated form of media power: burning $40 million on a cultural product no one will (pay to) see just to get in good with the government

Six years ago, I wrote about how the media has been falling for Trump's "new tone" nonsense for five years at that point. So we're now... 11 years into the media falling for Trump's "new tone." www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump...

Abolish the entire DHS

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

In 21st century US politics, the two most important ongoing stories are: 1) The radicalization of the GOP, & 2) the degradation of the information environment, ie, the death of accountability journalism. Neither gets a fraction of the attention devoted to, say, annoying woke undergrads.