NEW: Hitlers dna reveals he may have had some stuff mentally going on

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

I am almost 40.

Happy anniversary to this gem 💀 In 2020 me & a bunch of people online were making jokes about antifa liberating the animals at the pdx zoo. I ended up even posting a live thread from the fake zoo riot including animal chants and all which resulted in this far right streamer calling the police 😂

Let me be clear. No one wants to avoid me having another hot cocoa more than me. I had a hot cocoa earlier thinking it would satisfy me. I washed the pot I heated the milk in, I washed the mug. I thought I was done with hot cocoa for the night

the tsar should liquidate the duma

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

if the guys who stole my car wheels wanted to make more money why did they not simply increase crown power and control over the region by upgrading the gravel roads into paved roads and building a counting house and increase their taxes on the burghers. are they stupid

one of the positives of being a victim of a cartoonish crime is that every single person walking by on the street stops to say "wow. this crime is cartoonish" while you're having one of the worst days of your life

we had some good times

Great day for people who love to hear their husbands say things like "WHY IS THE JEWELER'S MARKET UNPROFITABLE?" from the other room

Dick Cheney never got to live to see the release of Europa Universalis V

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

I have no idea where I put down the box with all the little screws in it I need

Some found poetry while shredding up a few months worth of junk mail

Lot of people are afraid tonight. Not me. I've long prepared for this night by living every day of my life in fear

Boo!

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Happy Halloween! No costume this year but last week this Greta figure I painted won first place at the Chiller model contest and that's pretty spooky.

Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:

*bragging* yeah I got birds in my walls. no big deal

I invite you to join me in rejecting the siren song of Christmas Starts November 1. We're still doing autumn next month. We're gonna keep roasting up root vegetables and baking with apples. We're leaf peeping, lighting pumpkin candles, and drinking spiced cider. We're watching Fantastic Mr Fox

one last day to be spooky, scary, etc. make it count

if you shout "i want to invest more of my money into pooled investment securities with multiple underlying assets" around all your electronic devices you can game the app algorithms to only ever show you the same 8 second Vanguard commercial

andrew HUSSEIN cuomo

Perhaps now that the truth about Zohran's "Aunt" is coming to light, people will believe my story.

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

I think the dog should have little pants

They should put a casino in the new White House ballroom. Why not

broke a cardinal rule: do not engage online. posting is a sneaking mission. I must not be seen by the enemy and leave no trace of my presence. remaining hidden is essential to success.

It could mean anything really

I just read this opening paragraph in an article from PBS. "It reflects an image widely recognized as a Nazi symbol." It's wild.

Some of the Platner coverage/discourse is making me feel insane. Whatever game you want to play in terms of "true intentions" behind symbols, this particular symbol is unambiguous in its meaning. The Totenkopf is not open to speculative interpretation! It does not "resemble" a Nazi icon, it is one!

A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

this is me

George Soros personally came down my chimney last night and drew my sign for me, as he does for all the good little antifa boys and girls on Protest Eve

I know you all know what deranged, vile, propaganda nonsense this is. But for the record: Leaders of the regime are declaring the opposition party and all forms of political dissent as illegitimate - and large swaths of the population to be dangerous terrorists. This is incredibly dangerous.

Re: "AI": every good gambler knows, it is imperative to throw good money after bad. Who knows? Maybe this time it'll work baby! Roll those dice

In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.

🚨🚨🚨 And THREE stood up! Penn has joined MIT & Brown in rejecting Trump’s loyalty oath compact. When we join together and fight back, WE WIN! No amount of federal bribery is worth surrendering the freedom to question, explore, and dissent. LET’S GO! #DefendHigherEd @aaup-penn.bsky.social

This is now a swiveling household. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Sometimes I wonder what things might have been like if Metal Gear Solid V was good