I don’t think any of us fully appreciate how much companies love doing this. It is their favorite thing in the world. They cannot get enough of it.

Which 40k faction is this again? I'm still working my way through the lore videos

Me: "I'll call about outdoor towels tomorrow" Her: "Call today?" Me: "I'll call now" Her: "Call now."

I'm in the pit of no return hanging out with all the other hogs just waiting to crucify someone. It's a living

Hey honey. I noticed that our new outdoor towels say "soul-blocking" on them? That's right sweety. This new version of outdoor towels can help protect from demons stealing your soul when its wrapped around you. Oh thats good because when you are wet outside thats when the devil can eat you.

love to have to think about this passage every day

leading the world in research of all kinds was a key part of "winning" the 20th century for the 21st the us has said: naaahhhh

gm

dragonslop is good

This has devolved into us singing "alexander gorgotron. my name is alexander gorgotron. and theres a million gorgs I havent gone" over and over. The rate of decay is alarming. The half-life for a joke within our household is less than a day now

getting a lot of mileage out of these shrek gifs

Telling my daughter this is the day we celebrate the founding fathers inventing hot dogs

One of the strangest things about having a baby is that youll be holding the baby on your lap or whatever for hours and hours on end doing whatever you need to do and then it itll just hit you out of the blue like. Oh yeah. I have a baby

July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

The two genders

Picked up a tip from YouTube. Painting some medieval miniatures, for the chainmail heavy types prime them black and then just heavily drybrush them with a metallic color. Not only does it look pretty cool but it is one of the most tactile satisfying things Ive ever done in this hobby.

Jilly Farth

Just found out about Neil the Seal. Great stuff. Keep it up 👍

Perfect day to rewatch Kingdom of Heaven director's cut

But the signs are still everywhere—literally. And as Philip K Dick says, reality denied returns to haunt. Terror Management Theory is a sub field of sociology that says that our anxiety around death can affect our lives in unpredictable ways, particularly when it’s not faced openly.

Show me a cool physical game

gumby was always saying this

Hey, look at that, what had been subtext is once again just text. This is a Redeemer administration.

As a people, they were notable as burger-eaters and computer-users. These practices, they believed, brought them favor in the eyes of Baal-Hammoun, although this would soon be put to the test

Myth of the clean minions

if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one

The Beach Boys

Weve been saying Gorgo back and forth to eachother all day so now the baby and the dog both think theyre Gorgo now

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Gorgo/Gorgon is a perfectly acceptable middle name

all i want to do is write books!! instead I am forced to learn what microsoft teams is!

the feds have done more to harass americans angry over good and pretti’s killings than they have to investigate them

me playing victoria 3

Shane made me a custom jeopardy game and Rollo watched it like it was real jeopardy

from the mind that brought you "the beach that makes you old", the burger that makes you fat

this is how I get Warhammer 40K books into the Georgia public schools curriculum

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my got dang knees

Enjoy

Shrimp discourse, eh? *shakes my head and chuckles knowingly*

New from me: Bari Weiss's Free Press has been amplifying the lie that "Biden's open borders policy" pushed thousands of kids into sex slavery -- and that Trump is now rushing to rescue them. What Trump is actually doing: separating kids from their families, jailing them, and deporting them.

Accidentally left a roll of paper towels on the table in the backyard overnight. Big storm soaked em through. Theyre dry now, but I dont wanna bringem inside, so I stashed them out of the rain to use for spills etc outside. I have created the disposable outdoor towel.

Years ago on our honeymoon in Atlantic City we went to one "nice" restaurant as a treat, the Gordon Ramsay one, and an older couple was next to us loudly complaining/haggling with the waiters the entire time because the blue cheese dish they got wasn't "cheesy enough". I think about that one a lot

hahahahahah….wait let me catch my breath…..HAHAHAHAHA

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

more like grand theft *larceny* 6. with how they're trying to rob the consumer! what with how much it costs

POV: you finally reached the lich's lair ⚔️💀🧙‍♀️🎶