According to the Phantom Time Hypothesis it's only 1729. So we still got a lot of time to cover

Now that everyone's sins and crimes have reset, which are you most excited to do again

This is a real thing @cari.bsky.social just messaged me. And unfortunately science has no clear answer to these questions

How am I supposed to explain this to my daughter?

The left says that oligarchs have bought our democracy. They're wrong—oligarchs have bought our republic.

2026 has a lot to live up to. Can it continue the ten-year streak of every year being the worst year ever?

Look at this

he's literally tosk

I'm the guy who patrols the Rumpelstiltskin (1995) Wikipedia entry and I vote

Knew we were heading into a new year. Just didn't know it was 1984

2026? More like 202flix.. catch my ass at the movies

This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.

my real hater position is that people often end up doing this sort of boundary policing instead of criticism because real artistic criticism that can be used to dismiss basically all AI art could be equally leveraged against a great deal of terrible, successful art produced entirely by human effort

logging on

let me be 100% clear. I am in charge of the left. I am its King. I decide what we talk about and what we don't. I have a whole filing cabinet filled with verboten topics. When people try to speak on these things I have them silenced using my many technological terrors. I do this because I am Evil

groundhog is a squirrel with a squished aspect ratio

the puppet master films are not worth watching. you might look at the posters and think man these puppets look like a lot of fun. what a great concept. do not be fooled. in the nearly 20 films in the franchise they never live up to the premise. however if you watch one you have to watch them all

this is me

TOSK TOSK TOSK COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. wow. Just wow. I know what I'm doin' in 2025!!

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

Can't say I care about quest design

Onion strikes floor in juggling involved incident

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

I didn't "throw an onion on the floor". I accidentally DROPPED an onion while juggling. Learn the difference

truly wonderful stew (for dogs and people) made by my genius husband @shanesheehy.bsky.social happy holidays

Sometimes I lay in bed for a long time and think about the HeeChee hiding in the black holes from an even more powerful alien race and it makes me kind of terrified

With the right credit card, you can feel like yourself again

Thank you, Google News

when you don't help my posts go viral you are making my wife VERY upset. and it's almost christmas

It looks like rejected concept art from a Metal Gear knockoff

The American Dream Mall is slowly seeping past the borders of East Rutherford, NJ and consuming everything in its wake. Soon every street in America will be lined in stained Jonathan Adler loveseats and black tarps signifying where there might have been an Auntie Anne's if investors didn't back out.

Fingers crossed for this year

One thing I think I might start doing in 2026 is calling myself Senator so I can introduce/vote on legislation and get into buildings

they're calling 2026 the Time of Tosk

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

Everything I have learned about plumbing has been under extreme duress

Feeling like Carlito at the end of Carlito's Way

How about a little scream

They should make a television program that is light and funny. Just for laughs

There is a very real Saffron Conspiracy. And I'm going to get to the bottom of it

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Can't believe it's been a whole year with my Thermostat

my brain to me

me to my brain

She does this after most meals, but the snow has brought a certain gusto to her routine