What is it gonna take?

[solid snake voice]: radio gaga?

Two classifications are frozen in time: games released on or after the PS2 will never be retro, and bands formed after (and including) Nirvana will never be classic rock. This will still be true in 3026.

We gotta do the Pepsi Challenge on bay leaf believers.

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. Trump is dead. Call me back.

hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now

"is trump dead" posting gotta be a top 5 type of posting easy

i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded

Goodnight stars

Indiana being the first 16-0 college football team in history is so awesome lol. Best sport there is.

CFP banger alert

Watching the CFP Championship on THE home of college sports: ACC Network

Sure, IU looks like they could beat any team on the planet by 50 points, but they can't get too cocky against 2x National Champion Carson Beck.

Another day of Greenland escalation news!!!

Discovering this just now about DeKalb County, Georgia (based on 2024 presidential splits) was actually crazy lol. Also bluer than SF county by that metric. I'm sure the list goes on.

Extremely late take here from someone only just now watching 30 Rock, but its treatment of Stone Mountain as some kind of all-white country backwater when it is roughly as far away from downtown Atlanta as JFK is from Manhattan is very funny to me.

I have no chip and I must snack.

What if some stuff got better.

it is legal to think even in graphic detail about all sorts of things that could or should happen

"Secretary Linda McMahon" is one of the million little indignities I can hardly even recall we're suffering right now because of everything else.

It's actually so easy to log off of X: The Child Porn and Racism App for good and never return.

Cleveland Jardiance

"Arctic Blast" is a Gatorade-ass name for a weather event.

Folks, it is time to return to the 32X mines.

None other than the Tennessee.

Nothing quite as good as videos of these ICE losers running with their tails tucked from unarmed protesters telling them they suck.

If you can believe it, we had another greatest MAGFest ever! (T-1)

If you play NIGHT TRAP and LICK IT UP in the same set you're basically fucking goated imo. @jononealmusic.bsky.social

"Hate" is probably a strong word for any of these, but in terms of vastly exceeding or falling short of my expectations: Hit - DQ1, Castlevania (1), Minecraft, Ghosts'n Goblins, Tempest 2K/4K, DMC3 OK - Undertale Miss - Earthbound, Nights into Dreams I think I'm impressed more than I'm let down!

Okay look man, I am genuinely asking, is there not some branch of federal law enforcement that can escort them to and/or oppose the ICE freaks denying them access? That, in fact, is obligated to? If not, this "legal right" is meaningless as long as ICE can just say no (with guns).

That's what I'm talking about.

Break those chains that bind you.

"wide slime isn't real. It can't hurt you" Wide slime:

I was busy and didn't watch but lol Canes.

I'm about to see the Protomen three nights in a row. 😌

I think we should be a lot less afraid of saying what needs to be said about the people who are killing us

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Every now and then I wonder why I even bother doing all my little blog posts, but something about the past couple years has made the very act of writing a bunch of words myself about something I care about (or anything, really) seem awfully virtuous regardless of audience or reach.

Even now there is hope for man.

I just washed up on a remote island with amnesia but already have everything a man could need.

Arcade flyer posting

Wrote a little about the 14 best of the 67 games I finished last year. Also, a video of my 2025 MAGFest talk is buried in there somewhere. www.nixon.computer/blog/2025gam...

Kirby Smart, your time has come to lead the Falcons

Up late wondering about the least-crossed US state borders. Colorado-Oklahoma gotta be up there.

smoking that shit that makes you suffer like G did

Leverless? Tenkeyless? Never. I love levers and keys.

Sega website (December 19, 1996) web.archive.org/web/19961219...