Gef the Toking Mongoose
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strange highness
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my mood is taking fall damage
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DoctorTheopolis
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Johfra Bosschart, Dutch (1919-1998), Allegory of Human Life, 1969
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Microplastics Sommelier
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this audience member reaction was so good that i taped it off my tv and have had it saved on my phone as a gif for 5 years
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Daily Godzilla! 🏳️⚧️
about 3 hours ago
Legendary Beast Wolfman vs Godzilla (1983)
#godzilla
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Jake_Vig
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CASHIER: Are you part of our rewards program? ME: No. I want to pay the maximum amount, leave here, and never think about your store again.
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The real message of that commercial was academia is not to be trusted
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geoff
about 1 month ago
dear god it’s me your most hated child please stop doing that shit. amen.
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geoff
about 23 hours ago
good night, probable entities
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Deeks 🫶
about 13 hours ago
Being launched at 20,000mph into the dark abyss might fix me
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My time has come
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weed is like ibuprofen for your feelings
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;(
about 5 hours ago
The smaller the screen, the closer to god
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That owl was kind of piece of shit
about 3 hours ago
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It's genuinely crazy how good and consistent AR Fox has been for so long
#ROH
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about 3 hours ago
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Canadian Tokusatsu Donald 🇨🇦⚡️🐉
about 3 hours ago
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If I saw this thing in the street I would shoot it with a shotgun
about 2 months ago
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Waiter: *pours crab rangoons from a pitcher into my glass* My date: *whispering to me* I can see why you like this place
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about 1 year ago
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Everyone I've ever known who goes by James is either the most normal dude ever or a complete and utter goblin person
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I want to say Bojack Horseman but I feel like that would be pushing the definition of sitcom to it's very limit
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"The system is down" Well pick it up
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️
about 4 hours ago
Time's Up ⌛🌻
#Art
by Tiny Piece of Mercury
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Scifi Art
about 4 hours ago
Art by the legendary Vincent Di Fate
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I love him so much
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Joey doesn't like to talk about what happened to his dad, he got crushed by debris from the fucking candy monster
about 2 months ago
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cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones
about 13 hours ago
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Are there other shows besides From on MGM+
about 5 hours ago
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about 6 hours ago
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Salty MacTavish
1 day ago
I don’t trust that pen I stole from my bank
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Me: I'm fine Also me:
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I just think he's neat
about 8 hours ago
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I consider Hot Fuzz to be better but not by very fucking much. The whole trilogy is really like a 9.9 a 9.5 and a 9.2 out of 10 for me
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about 8 hours ago
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Betsy Wetsy
8 months ago
deleting brings me closer to god
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The average after church crowd coming into your restaurant
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There’s only one YouTuber that’ll get me to watch a Wrestlemania match
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about 9 hours ago
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about 9 hours ago
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My cats in the hallway watching me cry on the bathroom floor
1 day ago
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Weapons(2025)
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1 day ago
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They should have a guy who walks around baseball games and sells joints and if you ask for one from far away he has to throw it into your mouth like a dart
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Which is good you shouldn't make anyone or anything smoke that doesn't want to
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You can lead a horse to bong but you can't make him smoke
1 day ago
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I'm starting to yearn for the Demolition Man future where we are ruled by Taco Bell
1 day ago
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When your microwave time estimate gets the leftovers to the perfect temp the first time
1 day ago
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I thought vibecoding was when you die in the hospital while a chill song is playing
1 day ago
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I've just been letting this loop since I clipped it
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1 day ago
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