So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight

he threw up

by Jeff Stanford, 2023

Sepia-toned Tony the Tiger with 60 fingers, his face melting: You're not just eating cereal, you're eating experiences. Your passion is the union of frosting and flake, where the hum of memory meets the spark of soul. Frosted Flakes aren't just good. They're great.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

I know just the man

With great power, you can kinda do whatever the fuck you want.

I really like the word heretofore, I shall heretofore use it more often.

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

Actual image of me in my early 20s

Me sitting in bed before I go to sleep letting the horrible stuff on my phone make me sad

gland, 2022

I done went and put these recent oil pastel drawings in my shop, in case any of them made you feel a feeling of deep connection and warmth . Mark E Smith Horse, Peachy Horse Portrait, Prismatic Masculine Horse, Yellow Pavement Poppies. Reposts appreciated. www.chloecumming.com

John Carpenter has the correct attitude towards sequels and remakes of his movies.

Me: So is there a Mrs. Pibb? Mr Pibb(tears welling in his eyes staring off into the middle distance):no...no not anymore

Happy Pride to all my fellow aces out there too. Sometimes it's hard and confusing to be us but we are valid and important too. Love you all

you think this is a joke?

my brother: so after Deb retires from Pfizer we’ll probably sell the house up north and move to Hermosa. me: nice that’s cool. you know the Hatchet Gang? it’s like 80 guys with hatchets. they are after me. they think i stole a relic but i didn’t. it’s a long story. can i smoke out back?

From the archives.... When Stat cut a promo on Rampage whilst squatting Renee 😄 #AEW

scientists have observed tool-using behavior in me

It’s important to just wait with your mouth agape until you ingest some weird spores before you start posting

Prismatic horse with deconstructing legs (oil pastels)

i bought raspberries not even 2 days ago and they’re already moldy and i thought about this meme

good morning

Neighbour always making a ruckus and drawing a crowd as he scrapes barnacles off the bottom of his car 🙄 Your submersible vehicle smells like shit man take it back to the shallows

*hand feeding you more mushrooms

More..MORE!

Okay I’m done

Wombats being abducted

LOGGING ON

When the post is one character too long and you have to get rid of the Oxford comma…

The universe is testing me and right now the grade I'm getting is "pissed the fuck off"

FACOM G-150LT Model 10 from Japan (1989)

More Objects from Films (Super Mario Bros [1993]) Original drawing for sale at my store 10" x 8" black ink on paper $200 USD marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/product/more...

More Objects from Films (Cutter's Way [1981]) Original drawing for sale at my store 8" x 10" black ink on paper $150 USD marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/product/cutt...

Peach Horse Portrait

A big eyed horse galloping past Mark E Smith

Happy Pride to all my fellow aces out there too. Sometimes it's hard and confusing to be us but we are valid and important too. Love you all