What the hell were you doing with a needle near a haystack anyway? Get a new needle. They’re cheap

#OnThisDay in 2005: NOAH Destiny: Kenta Kobashi defeated Kensuke Sasaki. Kobashi & Sasaki did 187 chops in total during this match.

Astronauts are our healthiest people because they're never under the weather

Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib

Started watching this last night and I'm really digging it. The Gravity Falls comparisons are warranted but in a good way, it feels like a fun sort of spiritual successor while still being it's own thing. I still got a ways to go with it but I'm excited to keep watching

"Turkey Vulture", pencil crayon/graphite on paper, 9x12", 2026- $450(Cdn) (DM me if you're interested.) #art #birds

A good Google review that indicates an employee was excellent can mean a raise or promotion. Next time you really dig your server, I encourage u to drop a little five star. I sincerely wish more people in Evanston understood this.

i am a god damn delight

it’s normal to visually inspect each bite of food to make sure ants didn’t get into the food between bites

I refuse to let myself get personally invested in Jimothy. I cannot carry that emotional load rn

Proud to announce that I no longer have Ocean Madness. Now I've just got Pond Unusualness

hurling my broadsword off the parking garage roof and completely impaling my enemy as he exits the Chili’s

just having a light snack

Really excited to see what Christopher Nolan did with this

She's using her little paw as a pillow

if that’s your girl why do i have her favorite items conveniently saved in the Taco Bell™️ mobile app for easy check out download today for a free chips and cheese with your next order?

that’s a funny joke about dinosaurs now say something true and beautiful about them

The giant ass ribs that flipped the car in the Flintstones opening would fix me

me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me:

You've gone too far, Thekla #Stardom

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE TACO BELL TOLLS

Evil Dead Burn(2026)

taco bell bongs for aid

Willow Nightingale, Maya World, and Hyan threw everything they could at Divine Dominion and Mercedes Moné in a hard-hitting main event on #AEWDynamite Catch up on the road to #AEWRedemption on-demand via the TBS App and HBO Max

Love this guy, just absolute premium dude right here

Gonzo says Happy Friday! Gouache on paper

"Okay, gang, I want everyone to look as stoic and unengaged as possible except for you, your whole thing is gonna be to act like the most enticing twink in the supermarket parking lot" "What is this video about, really?" "My divorce was complicated"

Been on a nice little run

Gauntlet Legends (N64, 1998)

What a fascinating aesthetic

I'm joining the war on Taco Bell on the side of Taco Bell

The delicious taste of hickory smoked air

We work in an office why do you even have a belt sander

Me: Man crazy busy day huh? Coworker: Yeah but at least it makes the day go by Me: day go by sounds like where Yoda lives Coworker: *puts my head under a belt sander till only a smooth spot where my face once was remains*

this is a renaissance painting

not all who wander are lost but I personally am lost as fuck

reply STOP to get your infant son to leave you the fuck alone

lots to learn on "list of dog sports"

this is the kind of shit I'm up to

My insurance company won't give me a prior auth unless I answer their riddles three

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Having a little lull so not very confident about these posts buuuuuut I think my art is good and maybe someone would like to buy it/support its continuation. There’s hopefully something good about that. www.chloecumming.com

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