my mood is taking fall damage

Johfra Bosschart, Dutch (1919-1998), Allegory of Human Life, 1969

this audience member reaction was so good that i taped it off my tv and have had it saved on my phone as a gif for 5 years

Legendary Beast Wolfman vs Godzilla (1983) #godzilla

CASHIER: Are you part of our rewards program? ME: No. I want to pay the maximum amount, leave here, and never think about your store again.

The real message of that commercial was academia is not to be trusted

dear god it’s me your most hated child please stop doing that shit. amen.

good night, probable entities

Being launched at 20,000mph into the dark abyss might fix me

My time has come

weed is like ibuprofen for your feelings

The smaller the screen, the closer to god

That owl was kind of piece of shit

It's genuinely crazy how good and consistent AR Fox has been for so long #ROH 🤼‍♂️

If I saw this thing in the street I would shoot it with a shotgun

Waiter: *pours crab rangoons from a pitcher into my glass* My date: *whispering to me* I can see why you like this place

Everyone I've ever known who goes by James is either the most normal dude ever or a complete and utter goblin person

I want to say Bojack Horseman but I feel like that would be pushing the definition of sitcom to it's very limit

"The system is down" Well pick it up

Time's Up ⌛🌻 #Art by Tiny Piece of Mercury

Art by the legendary Vincent Di Fate

I love him so much

Joey doesn't like to talk about what happened to his dad, he got crushed by debris from the fucking candy monster

cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones

Are there other shows besides From on MGM+

I don’t trust that pen I stole from my bank

Me: I'm fine Also me:

I just think he's neat

I consider Hot Fuzz to be better but not by very fucking much. The whole trilogy is really like a 9.9 a 9.5 and a 9.2 out of 10 for me

deleting brings me closer to god

The average after church crowd coming into your restaurant

There’s only one YouTuber that’ll get me to watch a Wrestlemania match

My cats in the hallway watching me cry on the bathroom floor

Weapons(2025)

They should have a guy who walks around baseball games and sells joints and if you ask for one from far away he has to throw it into your mouth like a dart

Which is good you shouldn't make anyone or anything smoke that doesn't want to

You can lead a horse to bong but you can't make him smoke

I'm starting to yearn for the Demolition Man future where we are ruled by Taco Bell

When your microwave time estimate gets the leftovers to the perfect temp the first time

I thought vibecoding was when you die in the hospital while a chill song is playing

I've just been letting this loop since I clipped it