The NEW AEW Women's World Champion, because every night is Stat-urday Night! AEW's Kris Statlander! #AEWCollision

i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter

It wasn't so long ago that the biggest flaw AEW had was how it presented women's wrestling. One match a week during the 9:28 PM EST Death Slot, very few feuds. This week, AEW made a long-time favourite World Champ, introduced Tag titles, and announced a women's Blood N Guts match.

God DAMN it I love pro wrestling. #AEWCollision

WOMEN'S BLOOD N GUTS MATCH. They're actually going to do it!! #AEWCollision

MAIN EVENT: Groovy Raver vs. Old West Mall Goth #AEWCollision

Hologram isn't injured, his OS has become corrupted and they need to run a system restore. When's the last time TK ran a Disk Defrag on him? #AEWCollision

🚬 🦚 🚬 #AEWCollision

IT'S FRIGGIN DALTON CASTLE! #AEWCollision

Ahh, All Elite Wrestling from Florida, the state that The Outrunners made famous. #AEWACollision

SWIRL IT. #AEWCollision

KENNY OMEGA IS BACK NEXT WEEK. #AEWCollision

Slag off, BeReal.

Update: Ti-Cats just scored a 54-yard field goal. WHY ARE THEY MESSING WITH THE RULES NEXT SEASON, the CFL is already fun.

The Bombers just scored a 98-yard touchdown on the opening kickoff, and people think the CFL is BORING?!

The NEW AEW Women's World Champion, because every night is Stat-urday Night! AEW's Kris Statlander! #AEWCollision

I keep seeing SkyLight suggested as a tiktok alternative and, like, is it Beta right now? It's ridiculously slow and buggy.

If you think about it, FTR vs JetSpeed is the perfect feud. "No Flips, Just Fists!" vs. a team whose offence is 60% Flips and 40% Kicks, which are technically not fists.

Brodido are henceforth to be referred to as the AEW Men's World Tag Team Champions. I have a feeling they'll be cool with that. #AEWDynamite

If PAC must wear clothes, I appreciate that he looks like he found them in a bus station lost and found. #AEWDynamite

God damn it, I love pro wrestling. #AEWDynamite

One of my all time favorite food marketing tropes is that they just decided that the way some 50 year old executive thought "rock stars" looked like in 1987 is how they'd be portrayed for the rest of time

Prediction: The Conglomeration's secret mystery partner is Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. #AEWDynamite

It's Wednesday and you know what that means! #AEW

HEY @aewontv.bsky.social today is my birthday. Can you ask TK to make all the wrestlers wish me a Happy Birthday on #AEWDynamite tonight? If it's too short notice, I understand.

It's my birthday today and I bought myself some presents.

Self-Portrait '25.

10 best wrestlers in 2025: 1. Swerve 2. Swerve 3. Swerve 4. Swerve 5. Swerve 6. Swerve 7. Swerve 8. Swerve 9. Mistico 10. Swerve

Bernie Parent (Philadelphia Flyers) An original Broad Street Bully, two Stanley Cups, and a cover story on Time Magazine, Bernie Parent was iconic in an era of iconic goalies. #nhl

The World might be an absurdist nightmare right now, but AEW is kicking ass and the Hamilton Tiger-Cats are having a winning season, so I got that going.

How their counterprogramming feels

The Sickos Club unequivocally stands with the Trans Community. They are us and we are them. Everyone in the LGBTQIA+ community will always have a home in ours. Wrestling is for Everyone. Just like the United States is SUPPOSED to be. #Transrights

Ricochet may be a bad guy in character but his does a great job sticking it to the haters on Twitter 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #AEW

"This freak does so much blow his wrestling shows are actually good. Disgusting."

I don’t get it. Does he have something on everyone? Are some people just existing in a bubble? Is it that some folk are just stupid? All of the above? (It’s all of the above, isn’t it?)

Black Hoodie Daniel Garcia looks very Ontarian. #AEWDynamite

If I had known 2014 would be the Last Good Year, I would have enjoyed it more.

If bluesky really was the app for millennials it would let us put up away messages with cryptic song lyrics

Arlen, TX resident Hank Hill moonlighting as pro wrestler Serpentico CONFIRMED.

In my element: free local pro wrestling outside.

Julia Hart is going to spend her $100k on wide-brimmed hats. #AEWCollision

Big win for Comrade Konosuke tonight! #AEWCollision

Don Callis quoting Marx. I love pro wrestling. #AEWCollision

"Andrade going from WWE to AEW back to WWE back to AEW would be crazy!" Dustin Rhodes went WCW (88-89) to WWF (90-91) to WCW (91-95) to WWF (95-99) to WCW (99-01) to WWE (01-03) to TNA (04-05) to WWE (05-06) to TNA (07-08) to WWE (08-12, left for a little, returned 13-19) to AEW (2019-Current)

Found the place where the Nerds have been hiding.

Sickos Club is: Pro --> Wrestling Anti --> Fascist You in? 🤼 #WrestleSky

The day the Street Fighter movie graced VHS, it was June 20th, 1995. But for me... it was Tuesday.

🎶 What have I become? My sweetest friend; Everyone I know goes away In the end.