Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods One guy on the marketing team: actually

ceiling fans always have that one setting that’s way too intense. tablesaw level speeds

Fellowship: Pippin knocking the bucket and skeleton into the well Two Towers: Aragorn kicking the helmet/Viggo Mortensen breaking his toe Return of the King: Arwen says it to Aragorn like Nicole Kidman says it to Tom Cruise at the end of Eyes Wide Shut

I've been ignoring it bc there's only so much secondhand embarrassment I can take but Will Stancil has spent at least a week now attempting to get me personally banned off this website bc he thinks I'm the ringleader of a coordinated leftist harrassment campaign against him. deeply unserious person

Crazy how popular food has gotten lately.

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

america is kinda like a billion children in a giant car arguing about what should be in the radio while it runs over people

I am glad people don't quote Avatar, it means I don't have to see shitty references to it all the time from people who think being able to quote things is a personality trait

Notably absent from this story is any background of what the Community Security Group is or its history, and it is taken for granted that the group is producing threat assessments that should be relied on by police when the warning appears to have been issued by ASIO to begin with.

it's cool that vermeule, who for a long time now has only draped the thinnest of veils over the fact that he's a fucking nazi, gets to have a cushy job at harvard reflects well on legal academia

we're calling it "thick heritage and traditions" instead of cock and balls I guess?

Unfortunately, our state-run media doesn't think so.

I always figured Starmer was a white knight bullshitter. He brags about protecting women and girls yet reeks of misogyny. His treatment of women politicians, transmisogyny, go-slow on VAWG and a Conversion Therapy ban, and being shy to criticise the rape state Israel.

The fact Israeli rapists will rape flotilla participants without fear of international repercussions says it all. Keir Starmer is lowlife scum for doing propaganda for these monsters, and Rachel Reeves declaring rapey zionists "progressive" is the icing on the misogynist fascist Labour cake.

I’m old enough to remember when it came to light that the Catholic Church had been running an international pedophile industry for decades, with hundreds of thousands of victims, and how nothing about its status changed. The power, the influence. All those schools. How swiftly everyone looked away.

dudes rock

btw gay marriage was not popular when cameron/clegg legalised it. self-id is more popular, right now, than gay marriage was when the tories legalised it. labour's anti-trans policies aren't based on polling or voters they're based on @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social and streeting's christian beliefs

Graham Linehan on Christmas Day 2025. Genuinely.

The single-sex spaces for women are the same ones they've always been, because trans women are women. Hope this helps, transphobograph

Sounds like a terrible fucking therapist

In Home Alone (1990) all the cops wear Chicago flags and badges, despite the movie being unambiguously set in the suburbs. This is because the movie is set in an alternate universe where the city and county were forced by the state of Illinois to consolidate municipal services

It would be funny if Ari Aster made an “extended director’s cut” of EDDINGTON and all he adds to the movie is a mid-credits scene set to “We Are Charlie Kirk”

I still can’t believe this is real

I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement

They are trying so hard not to mention that trans men exist

in pro wrestling if you chant 'kiss' you might actually get one

Just a quiet afternoon on the day after Christmas with Facebook feeding me fascist recruitment adds, while YouTube feeds my 16 year old seven different fascist recruitment adds in a row.

Any "free speech" organization that partners with the Manhattan Institute to file an amicus brief is not actually a "free speech" organization.

The wildest thing to me is that multiple Black people had to die in a manner akin to public spectacles for 2020 to happen and the backlash is being fueled by white guys who can’t sell a screenplay or manuscript.

Just a reminder the government debated this in fucking Parliament

Killer part is both Britain and France are mad fucking racist already.

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

Imagine if these companies spent all this time and money making stuff that was cool and good, and paying human beings to do it!

it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands

so suck a little dick if you’re getting that much heat for it do u wanna be a writer or not

yesterday, for the first time, i saw /the actual link to a program/, not the web result link, open a bing search for it. i kid you not.

i could barely believe it myself, but it's real: clicking on the link for the program now can open edge and do a bing search. this does it 100% of the time for some applications. absolutely unbelievable.

Every time I think 'surely, surely now Simon Baron-Cohen has scraped the bottom of the barrel out for saying awful things about my community' the man breaks through and finds another barrel underneath to demolish.

what is even the point of the news anymore

I bet you even normies are done with this shit. I haven't seen one declarative hed in forever. This wishy washy nonsense is dogshit and everyone knows it. 'Maybe something happened guys but only maybe'

"Now Meta AI plays a trick as old as time: knight to C6 from non-existence!" www.youtube.com/shorts/YlMWZ...

Still crazy that Druckmann is the source of this. If someone like Pedro Pascal cooked me like this you couldn't waterboard it out of me. But I guess a true auteur know the best time to bring it up: unpromted on stage at DICE during what should be a softball fireside chat.

A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”

A lot of those “unnecessary” people getting fire en masse were the second set of eyes that kept mistakes from happening

CAPO: "Hey boss, the Espresso machine is shangad or something, and Jesus this place is a mess. What the fuck?" ADHD MOBSTER: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got my kicks set for the next 6 months and I'm working on redoing our sports books, hit up Starbucks and get me a quad-espresso."

Machine learning / AI has legit research applications. But at the level of writing instruction (a *core* intellectual and communicative skill) it is almost uniformly useless, counterproductive, and destructive. It drives me insane that I have to worry about this every day now as part of my job.

This is what White House staff is doing with President Trump.

Dead economy. Dead culture. Dead technology. Dead country.