THIS IS ALTMAN’S OTHER SCHEME. He also wants to force us to let him scan our irises—so he wants gatekeeping for everything in addition to biometric data.

Disabled people as ever first in line for the goddamn "look legally you're basically a child actually and children don't have rights" crackdowns

This is something that saves the government no money, catches no cases of fraud, and otherwise adds nothing to any definition of the public good. it's just performative cruelty. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's so punishingly obvious that many left-liberal types feel completely unrestrained in petty displays of sadism and hierarchal reaffirmation against trans people at this point. Grueling to watch your nominal allies hold their fingers to the wind and decide they can hurt you.

Masanori Miyamoto, who used to compose music for many Compile games (Guardic, Aleste, Zanac, etc.), has uploaded something very interesting to YouTube -- the original source sketches he composed on a synthesizer, before they were converted to chiptunes! Check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S_U...

Amazed I haven’t seen this one yet

lol

Just fucking revolting. These are the creatures activated when journalists sound the drums.

I thought you wrote "faces" and that pulled this up

hey if for any reason the fight you wanna pick right now is "trans people are exaggerating in some way about what is happening to them on a systemic level" then i just think you're a transphobe. no one else would make that the fight they need to pick right now. that's ridiculous.

The most legendary tweets aren't jokes, they're deranged horrors that we've turned into jokes

KOKO: jealousy professor

This is imo my best joke (reproduced here because I got banned twice from Twitter)

Take THAT, "Berkeley Mom 66." Really lay into that old lady with 100 followers who agrees with you and is trying to contribute to the conversation. What is it with these guys? I hope every court reporter ballhanger on this website blocks me, what an annoying bunch of assholes.

The computer used to have a testy, difficult soul. Now it's an unfeeling way to make you suicidally anxious while insulting your intelligence, because you aren't in charge anymore.

Good. There’s no benefit to the cost. We’re at the 1970s littering stage of deciding how to deal with industry trying to steer us into the ditch for their value-added bit.

Please help me finish reaching this goal. I'm really nervous about my storage

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Guy makes fun of an effort to contextualize the lib journalists turning rude trannies into lolcows within efforts to exterminate trans people from public life, to the point of saying he's using a mocking voice in real life, then attacks a trans woman for having a "rude" label. Perfect lib behavior

Even the username seems like part of the bit. Which, spiritually, it is. Why isn't it "Arya Snark" or something that makes sense as wordplay? You can't know. It'll just itch in your mind until you die.

she likes this box

gather round, ye babies, for an elder millennial is speaking on OUTPOST, the worst and most disappointing game ever made

people ought to be aware that this is a pattern of behavior that plays directly into the social disposability that trans women face in society

There are state parks within an hour of my house I can't visit without risking fines, jail time, and v coding but sure, being trans online gets you sooooo much clout and power.

I'm sorry they did WHAT

AHT AHT AHT one more, I just laughed until I teared up a little, this is the greatest sports tweet of all time

Jaboukie's "Just because we killed him doesn't mean we can't miss him".

Also they're often powered by hundreds of generators on site So, uhhhh basically the worst thing we could possibly be building

So mad Artemis left without me. And I dropped my wallet up there last time and they totally ignored me when I asked if they'd look for it

I think if the pope would simply stop being transphobic there's actually a load of religiously traumatized trans women converts he could get

i bet we could run an all-trans woman NASA if we wanted to. you could even bring back the 60s-style control room where everyone's blasting cigs.

you, a fool: it's impossible to qualify who has the "best" life, due to the immense complexity of-- me, grabbing the mic: the bear from the bear baiting scene on Game of Thrones demanded frying pans full of whipped cream between every take, and everyone had to applaud him while he ate

You will never recreate twitter because the conditions where this happened will never happen again

lmaoooooooooooooooo

Congress can throw him out of office anytime they want

I need to stress I am not a doomer. Trans folks are not going anywhere. We have always been here, we will always be here. No amount of bigotry and hate will change that. But it is deeply, soul-wrenchingly exhausting to spend my entire transition watching cis folks--as a broad group--care LESS.

[signing on for my sixth hundredth consecutive day of finding out trans people have been specially targeted for harassment and abuse by a government] Gotta remember to be on my best behavior. It would be improper and harmful to get emotional.

Only 8 days left and no help yet 😞

People keep asking me if they can fuck the flag

honorable mention to Sherriff John Bunnell of World's Wildest Police Videos' last three tweets before signing off forever

justified “FUCK THE TARIFFS” chant in Winnipeg 😁🇨🇦 #AEWDynamite

Alright, you can have a little country for old men, as a treat.