My hopes of utter humiliation leading to A Good Thing dashed

Are there bbc employees that deserve to live

Imagine walking into a highway rest area and seeing somebody in a prolonged and heated disagreement with the candy and chips vending machine that also doesn’t take credit cards

man i wish we could trade little anton yelchin guy for this ugly toilet, i loved that guy

BREAKING: Joe and Eileen Bailey, the married swing voters in Chuck Schumer’s imagination, have died after an accident on the Imaginary Long Island Expressway

I’d underline: these are just members of the public blamelessly going about their working day. This could be you, if these horrible people decided to switch their focus to something else. This could be your wife, your brother, your daughter, if they decided it was in their interest to fuck with you.

There’s no longer a question whether Britain can afford to keep this system of very online cranks/vicious reactionary newspapers/opportunist politicians. They’ve fucked our economy and wrecked our public realm, and turned out politics into a hateful nightmare. The question is: who will say, Enough.

they're recording in front of a sheet like bin laden used to do because he doesn't want people to know where he is.

I know it's not the point but describing "lemonade with so much caffeine it kills you" as "moderately caffeinated" is so funny

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

We're at 82 percent, appreciate any and all motion on this. The check in is the twelfth and the surgery is coming on the 5th

I think it’d be corking if the debate about reopening the government centered that government invading and abducting its people in Chicago, LA, Portland and elsewhere. This is something I’d expect an opposition leader to do especially when these horrors are not reaching a lot of the country

*sees states doing it anyway* oh shit we better take credit for this somehow even while fighting to not do it

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

Guy who works for a billionaire is asking people to pay another billionaire for an article about lifesaving healthcare… that is actually just a marketing piece for a video you can watch on YouTube right now. This isn’t journalism, dipshit.

“We’re losing billions of dollars a year, but at least we’re telling teens to kill themselves”

What’s the dog scared of today? A group of ballerinas from the national ballet school crossing the street lol

me reskeeting a beautifully drawn work of art featuring a kink I'm not into

Not just any filmmaker, but his filmmaking partner… that he was dating

Seats so expensive you've gotta sell your balls

like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane

Geoff Keighley can (and should) be bullied on-stage at his own awards show

fun fact: the irs knew this was gonna happen and put the source on github like a year ago, it doesn't have 100% of the functionality since some of it was irs backend proprietary but it's been forked a bajillion times now

murder on the field

They're assholes who want to make not liking assholes a federal offense.

"No one likes me, I win."

I stopped meditating every morning and instead just watch that video of the ewok moonwalking and humping Al Roker's leg every morning and nothing in my life changed.

I was then personally asked by stadium security to explain what "Zioness" means to me--to which I answered, a female Zionist. Thankfully they realized it was stupid.

What’s happened here is that, by sticking to their guns and refusing to be intimidated and shitehoused, the club and police have thankfully prevented Parliament and the press inciting rioting and running battles in the streets of a major city.

"Cop Killer" is still commercially banned in the United States. There is no method to legally listen to it on any format.

god man it’s crazy that patrick stewart has somehow always looked like an old man and also could ALWAYS get it

this is why entergy is building 50 new gas fired power plants

"No, hating trans people is my comfort bigotry." - The Democrats

Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.

the video for “Walk of Life” by Dire Straits, but it’s just a loop of this clip

Every agent, every official, every office worker

There are no words for how evil this is

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

"The richest racist in history peacefully allows society to ignore his brain worms"

Trans people will outlive everyone on the Supreme Court and the institution itself

Not just UP, but also one of the designers of a little game called Invisible, Inc.

DR OZ: we believe that, along with a rigorous course of supplements, these augmentations will lead to an america that is faster, stronger, more lethal than before RFK JR: [lungbutter sounds] Stroggification makes sense!