Waitasec. Is this Walmart courting trans shoppers? Or is it a Texas-local store my Californian ass doesn't recognize? I need to know how hard to be laughing my ass off.

Record profits are unpaid wages and unpaid taxes.

You're gonna need physical presence to take physical media away from me. Can't just randomly decide to make the shit I paid money for stop being available to me for no good reason. I've seen too many services shuttered to trust streaming.

Fix your hearts or die.

Listening to a heavy metal song is a shortcut to being AMAZED by displays of musical skill. They can play things at screamingly fast tempos that I couldn't manage at a dirge pace.

Oh, they KNOW they're cooked in the midterms, huh.

I personally LOVE the hubris of saying "yeah, go ahead and call your lawyer" while you're actively making the absolute destruction you're earning from Tree Law worse. Shows committment.

Guitar Center's promotional email missing a joke opportunity by not saying "yes you can play the new TransAcoustic guitars from Yamaha even if you're cis".

this is again why rainbow capitalism was a good thing not that it was actually sincere (it obviously was not) but as a sign of a healthy shame environment in which companies knew they would catch shit for being loudly bigoted

I'll freely admit to being a sicko for media, but deleted scenes were cut for a reason. You don't have to watch them unless you're a sicko.

*taps the sign* IF YOUR VALUES DON'T APPLY TO EVERYBODY, THEY'RE NOT REALLY YOUR VALUES.

She's a damn fool voting for the people dehumanizing her, but she still gets her gender respected.

I am under fucking attack

Here's hoping that this will FINALLY piss off everyone on both sides enough into dropping these games. Because I'm quite fucking sick of hearing about how fucking baller KCD is oh haha yeah Vavra's still basically a Nazi haha hey yeah lemme buy the sequel anyways haha.

Please enjoy this amazing freeze frame from Liara’s bathtub incident last night

anyway good night

Spybreak! is always going to conjure up the "Government Lobby" sequence from The Matrix.

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

"Guys, if you sneak up on it from under cover, bsky won't notice and you can view content! Follow me for more tips." ~Grizzly, master of stealth.

Gosh, I wonder why this site is so janky when it's being vibe coded by this caliber of intellect.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p... Hey, if y'all can try to spread this to your other socials, that'd be great. I believe this war is both wrong AND asinine, but it's not the fault of enlisteds that their leadership has *fucked* logistics. Maybe call your reps?

Vonnegut: 1965

“Long ago I yearned to be a hero without knowing, in truth, what a hero was. Now, perhaps, I understand it a little better. A grower of turnips or a shaper of clay, a Commot farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone." ~~THE HIGH KING Lloyd Alexander

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement, for even the very wise cannot see all ends." Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring.

Just one more centrist ghoul man, just give me one more centrist ghoul and I can fix everything just one more centrist ghoul bro, just one more I promise I'll stop, just give me one last centrist ghoul

Holy shit. According to the article sailors on TRIPOLI are rationing their food and if someone gets a little extra they're sharing it with their friends. There's no fresh produce, which points to a lack of resupply ships able to serve the ships maintaining the blockade.

Really determined to stress-test how much rope the ship's heads can handle.

“Why does [insert thing here] suck now” is reliably answered by a) private equity, b) AI, or c) both

I am SO fucking tired of being in this conversation. Really wish the other half would consider the possibility of finding a guy who doesn't fucking suck.

In case you managed to make it to your feed, please enjoy Grizzly because you deserve a treat and he's cute as hell.

Friendly Fyre Festival

I get the feeling people are surprised that I find baseball boring while loving cricket. The thing is, there are lots of little subtle things that develop over time in a cricket match, and basically all of them are systematically removed from baseball.

when people joke about the site crashing because of ai or vibecoding or whatever, it's very funny that the smug tech-brains not only get very upset but also are like errrrrm excuse me it wasn't ai we're just bad at it

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

The trouble with vibe coding is you give your stuff a resonant frequency, and then it goes all Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Really wish the damn TESCREAL cultists would hit this peak of logic, but they're determined to immiserate everyone currently alive to cause an indeterminate amount of hypothetical future happiness.

Fucking NASCAR does better than this. Melt the fucking statue down.

I have now adjusted the length of my carbon fiber cane to be correct. It's so shiny...

Amateurs too.

This conflation used to drive me absolutely spare working at the Ren Faire. The audience seating is on STRAW bales, not hay! You don't want to fill hay with farts!

I swear kooky homey products that say "live laugh love" style stuff start having messages that sound more desperate. More about barely hanging on and drinking a ton of wine.

The right wing pedophilic venn diagram truly is a solid circle in perpetuity.

My particular type of colorblindness makes the "charging status" LEDs in ereaders DEEPLY annoying. Because the green of "fully charged" is on the edge of yellow, and I can't tell it apart from the yellow of "still charging". Make it flash while it's charging, you bastards.

This is on my TBR, constantly reminding me I'm not reading enough.

"Oh man no WAY live-action Moana is gonna be anywhere as good" Correct! SO MAYBE DON'T GO SEE IT.

This is the era I got into Warhammer and it explains so much about how seriously I take it (not even remotely)