Someone is learning to ride a unicycle by going back and forth on our street, and seeing this immediately made my day 100% better.

After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.

All this means is that she sees more profitable grifts elsewhere. It's not BAD, per se, but it's not great news.

Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time

I love attempting to gain new skills. Especially if I'm doing it to make useful things last longer. So I'm gonna do some leatherworking to reinforce my purse, which is wearing down.

It's always the bard that fucks up your entire campaign.

He has what the ultra-rich can't buy: satisfaction.

House Dems saw what Senate Dems did and were like "hold my beer"

Dang, throw some spare at this, a CPAP is literally life-changing.

When weirdos say insane things like "kids just pretend they're queer because they want to be cool," all I can think is "so you *do* admit we're cooler than you"

Round, but unhappy at being disturbed.

Behold, your moment of Void.

Back when the crap sub full of rich tourists went pop, people were pointing out that he owns one of the few subs that's actually safe that far down!

Skeleton orchestra! Available on various things... www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/5872...

Breaking new ground in "Quentin Tarantino writing situations for himself where he gets to say the N word"...

wait what the FUCK am i saying * Farscape * Farscape * Farscape * Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars (after Farscape)

I didn't have to do this, because I'd never agreed to use any of their smart features, not even the "inbox sorting" stuff, but if you did use any of that, it's now entangled with feeding your emails to the slop grinder and that's Bad.

Hello 1950 SURPRISE dry cleaner. Historic fire insurance maps are your friend and should be cherished.

Him roumd.

RFK gonna polish that sucker off in 48 hrs flat

THANKS TO FLORENCE OREGON WE KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO

Consequences are not cancel culture. They're just a new concept for parts of society, who have never actually had to deal with them before.

The Daily Salem Dispatch is perched on my chair and watching my mouse cursor with vested interest. She’s losing her kitten belly! And she looks so grown up here. You can see her sun spots so well though.

Another suicide to blame ChatGPT for.

When cat trees are not built for cats your size 😭

impressive how every time one of these lists of Shitty Democrats circulates, there's fuckin Henry Cueller, Pelosi's anti choice BFF who she personally pushed over the line in a tight primary vs Jessica Cisneros, a pro choice progressive

I seriously want to find a good e-trike for grocery store trips. It's three streets away, none of them major roads, I should be doing it not in a car. Wouldn't be any slower.

Literally the main reason I'm interested in the Gabecube is it's the best chance I've seen so far of finding a Linux box where merely running it isn't a hobby in and of itself.

If you read to the end, their plan to rescue themselves from "we made everybody hate us" is "we're going to join up with that shit you hate that's making every app suck now", and, yeah. Bold strategy, Cotton.

Someone's taking advantage of economic circumstances for unscrupulous purposes? Problematic wage gap.

My exception to the more public works clause is: no more road widening, ever, except to add protected bike and pedestrian lanes or bus or rail, thank you.

Real ones know that certainty is unobtainable.

There's a Certain Type of game that I love for the patch notes as much as for the gameplay.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

We really need tech journalists to focus on telling the public that Gen ai does not keep your data confidential

Fucking HELL. If these assholes are going to lobby to be "the company that does your taxes" by killing off direct filing, the least we should expect is that they actually fucking do your taxes, not "generate a thing that looks like a tax return and may or may not be accurate".

Got to admire a middle schooler who has absolutely locked in on playing the bass real good. Was up there for most of tonight's performance, doing classical and jazz. Looked at the space investment an upright bass represents and just decided "ok then, I'm doing this."

Honestly we are much more sheep than wolves - intensely political, terrified of anything new in the environment, and extremely hostile to outgroup sheep who arrive as newcomers and try to join the flock.

True alpha wolves are adding an extra strap to the elk carcass, then tugging on it and saying “that’s not going anywhere.”

Well, a) thank you, Claire Sharpe; b) go to hell, whoever at the BBC assigned a TERF to this story.

ah geeze, oh no :[ www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

I always like giving Future Me the gift of a book I know they'll enjoy when it's published. I'm pretty sure the publishers and authors appreciate it too.

He is dignity, he is grace.

DID U KNO if you prepare rice-a-roni exactly wrong you can get a special effect where it makes a really delicious cronchy crust on the bottom of the pan? I love it when I hit that sweet spot.

Not to yuck peoples yum but if they can let Patton Oswalt back in for doing the exact same damn thing then they can also reinstate Link.

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene The party can burn in hell

ALWAYS let GdT cook.

Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.