www.youtube.com/watch?v=NizM... Don't ever forget the reason for the season

Tonight’s Wikipedia dive is about cotton swabs and I’m thrilled to report that their original name was “Baby Gays”

youtu.be/ZPdk5GaIDjo?... thinking about how Vivaldi wrote this banger in the early 1700s and we're still like "oh HELL yeah go OFF king" 300 years later. Like the entire Four Seasons rules but god damn, Winter, god damn.

Well I’m ready for Christmas

Slay the Princess and Scarlet Hollow are both horror games, but even people who don't typically like horror have a great time, so don't let that stop you! Our games don't have jump scares, and have heart, romance and comedy woven into their nests of dread. Both are on sale RIGHT NOW.

Cardboard city is a dangerous place.

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

This is the first time I’ve seen an explanation for Trump’s popularity that actually makes sense to me. I’ve been so focused on “but he’s an obvious liar” that I didn’t realize that that doesn’t matter

A person who lives according to a truth you've told may have been compelled by the truth, not you. But to force a person to live according to your lie means you are the one who compelled them. The more obvious the lie, the more obvious your domination. So fascists prefer obvious lies.

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

Yesterday I sold some Fresno Nightcrawler stuff to a guy who was all “you’re the only person I’ve ever seen selling Fresno Nightcrawler stuff!!” And I told him “you need to go to a furry con” and he stared at me for a few seconds and went “I don’t know what to do with that information”

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

unpopular opinion but you really haven't lived until you've chucked a pumpkin off a bridge into a river just to hear the sound it makes

NO MORE SHOWS TILL MARCH

Thank you @mallratspdx.bsky.social for being the best single day I’ve ever had at a show ever!! Wow, everybody really came out today!!

It was lovely meeting you again! Have a wonderful holiday ⛄️ (P.S. My mini house cow approves of the socks hehe)

My 7 year old nephew loves the Lloyd Center because it “looks like the Backrooms” and is very “liminal.” Yeah it’s liminal alright buddy it ain’t gonna be here much longer!

All set up at @mallratspdx.bsky.social!! Let’s do this thing!

Amazing poster art by Mallrat artist Westland Press! 🐀🎄 westlandpress.com

Hope yall are ready for MALL RATS today! Let’s do it let’s go to the mall!

It’s almost time for the most magical event of the season

Forbidden peppermint Yule log

Setting up for Mall Rats and it’s funny to set up next to @katebingburt.bsky.social because it becomes very clear that our tables are decorated almost exclusively by our mom’s fabric stash.

Bluesky help me out. For as long as I can remember I’ve called shrimp “scramps” and I have no idea if that’s a real slang other people use that I picked up via osmosis or what. Is that a slang others use? Google is useless here and is all “do you mean shrimp scampi” bitch that’s just scrampi.

The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go Is this a good thing or a bad thing I have no idea

Being asked “hey can you draw me some monster skeletons” is basically all I want in life.

The thing about Wondermark is that it’s extremely good and Malki is one of the funniest guys out there and also the very first time I ever had something comic-related published in a book was a Wondermark strip that I submitted for a coloring contest.

It’s been 33 years and I just realized that naming Waldorf “Robert Marley” in Muppet Christmas Carol was a Bob Marley joke, I never questioned it, I never QUESTIONED IT.

I was gonna do some work today but I've been spending the last couple hours trying to think of what object my head would be if I were an object head. What object would my head BE???

God I love my basement’s sump pump. Go lil guy go, today is your moment, please keep my books dry, buddy.

Remember that time when someone on tumblr was stealing human bones from a cemetery and we all decided that "Boneghazi" was the best name for the scandal because WIKIPEDIA DOES en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boneghazi

"figuring out how to express an idea" is like, the core part of being an artist. That's the hard part, that's the challenge, that's what drives you. It's frustrating when it's not working yes, but that makes the success all the better when you finally crack it.

did you see my cool christmas present from my husband? Well look at it again.

This Saturday!! The last mall rats before they close down the Lloyd Center forever? Well you should come see it!

We don’t wait to open presents from each other in this household we open them as soon as they arrive and THE PRESENT BEN GOT ME ARRIVED TODAY. A WOODEN RIVEN PUZZLE BALL. A RIVEN PUZZLE BALL!!!

Hey why isn’t there a line of pokemon gym leader fashion dolls you can’t tell me people wouldn’t buy the hell out of these things

🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍 topatoco.com/collections/...

Two seconds into the new Fallout series: OH SHIT IT’S DINKY

I started reading Dust n' Dread by @leslekieuart.bsky.social, a supernatural mystery set in the wild west, and it's real good so far, real good dustndreadcomic.com

I'm feeling the itch...it may be time to finally get back to this behemoth of a cross stitch project....

Forgive me lord, I made a post about the star war nobody likes by the mystery movie director 5 months ago and it got traction again because a very specific type a nerd can just not be normal about that movie eight years later

Keith David is a national treasure and this line delivery is top shelf youtu.be/JdNIaUS9bco?...

Gotta tell you it’s pretty great

I’m doing nothing today and tomorrow. Wednesday I will work on store orders. But today and tomorrow I am doing nothing.

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

What in the entire hell?? KNIFE WOUNDS?