damn this layout has lasted more than two weeks….. i have a feeling that is going to change soon 💀

hi everyone, i am in fact alive, unfortunately i had to do laundry today so i feel very dead

listening to oomf sing the entire hamilton musical all by herself

If uwu stwand fwor nwothings, bwurr-chan what'll uwu fwall fwor?

are you okay babe you’ve barely touched your tylenol

writing doomed jellyfish yuri

this is about cereal btw

snap crackle and pop this pussy

does the bdsm commune have good insurance

if a woman ever shows me her tits im gonna go "woah babe that's awesomesauce"

your hear me out character cannot be saturn. that is a conventionally attractive planet

fuck a stone top i’m a stove top

it’s the first day of fall, the leaves are starting to change, and it’s 70 degrees and cloudy…. maybe everything will be okay after all

doing markups at work for the third time this year and it’s making me incredibly upset

all good slime girls love a musical slime tutorial

i <3 gaslighting my friends

pwincess… gwab daddy a beew fwom da fwidge, pwease

she (amé)lied she believed

if you look at my kindergarten homework when they ask what i wanna be when i grow up i say i wanna be amélie

i hope the rapture comes this week bc i don’t wanna work anymore

if i don’t get shit done at my job then nothing will get done and it’s so frustrating 😭😭 why do we have four sales staff here today and why am i the only one on the floor actually selling shit

just said the phrase “conventionally attractive horse” in front of my coworkers

“hey babe i gotta take a shit, wanna ride cuck?”

cringe culture is dead unless you’re into gen ai. gen ai is cringe as fuckkkkk lmao

breaking my back in the cuck chair

my braless wife just walked in with a plate of chicken nuggets… so yeah, how’s your day going?

i'm gonna become a voice actor but with my feet

if i’m you, and you’re me, then who’s driving the bus?

said i was gonna go to bed but instead logged onto this app only to see a freak on the tl

family photo 🤍

introducing dave and gibby to the best burger of all time (BTW I HAVE GIBBY NOW!!!!!!!! THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!)

pwincess…. pwincess i got stuck in the yewwow swide at the mcdonawd’s pwaypwace…. pwease come get me……

time flies fast when you’re sucking cookies

The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

i am SOOOOOO close to beating hades!! i got him down to like 25% health in his second phase before i died but i’m so happy that i finally got to him why the fuck are the rats and satyrs harder to deal with than the literal god of death

DOWNLOADING AMONG US 🔥🔥🔥

gooooood morning oomfies!!!! <3

watching oomf be really good at silksong

i want to eat a pebble. i want to eat many pebbles, actually. i want to pop them in my mouth like candy and go om nom nom nom nom nom nom

not feeling very social and ferocious with it today

falin ❣️ #art #dungeonmeshi

i want her to suck me good and hard through my jorts

mmmffg……. mrs pteranodon………….

yearning