love is stored in the mozzarella

They are cooking alright. #dungeonmeshi #farcille #deliciousindungeon

seeing all the new skins for this season has me torn... on one hand, no new juno skins, but on the other hand, my wallet is saved from my need to have every single juno skin ever!

people who abuse anonymous q&a stuff should be brought out in front of everyone and have large rocks thrown at them

ugh i don't care for the battle pass skins this season 💔 still gonna get it bc i need more mythic prisms for juno and mei but i'm sad there's no cute ones

my mii wants a third kid……..

watching obsession right now, i heavily relate to the guy that said he gets rock hard thinking about trivia. me too brother.

my parents left me (23 year old baby) inside the hot car (it’s 65 degrees and cloudy outside) while they ran inside to the store (to pick up one thing). this is so fucked up of them (i wanted to stay inside the car).

kind of baffling to me that some people still use "living with parents" as an insult in this day and age. like what kind of reality are you living in where the average person is able to afford to move out. can i come visit

today i introduced the phrase “the wheel is spinning but the hamster’s not home” to my grandparents. they thought that was the funniest shit ever and honestly i think it is too!

today i ate three pieces of lasagna #justgirlythings

kitten. go get daddy a cheeseburger RIGHT NOW or else daddy is going to LOSE THEIR SHIT!!!!!!!

i got yuri on my desk

i hate realistic dreams more than anything. last night i had a dream and all that happened was i had a normal shift at work but it was slightly more stressful than usual. i woke up confused as hell 😭

JORTBJORN STAYS WINNING

10/10 lifechanging torbjorn gameplay right here

overwatch map voting genuinely has me voting from shit, butt, and shit from butt sometimes

i’m like if winton overwatch was a human lesbian

more and more customers have started causally bringing up how often they use chatgpt consistently and it’s incredibly alarming

juno is lame as hell for this

desperately trying to avoid the evil 6pm nap

i did not choose lesbianism, lesbianism thrust itself on me

my digital footprint is so fucked. if any employer ever finds this account it’s so over for me

i shouldn’t have to work. i should be roleplaying as a car with leah on bsky.

what if we were both girl cars and we kissed

eating pussy and washing it down with some gasoline. just lesbian things

on all levels but physical, i am a 2011 nissan versa

👹👹👹 #overwatch #Shion

took one sip of my little beverage and i could instantly tell a gay person made it

was at the store grabbing some things before work and an employee was like “omg your dress is so cute!!” and i said “thank you, it has pockets!!!” and the employee gasped and said “that’s too woke…” and i busted out laughing

POV shion is tired of driving and gifts you her motorcycle (wholesome)

every time i check in on my link and zelda miis they’re together. they have other friends on the island that they could hang out with but they refuse to. they only hang out by themselves and it’s kinda cute but also kinda concerning 😭

the adventures of amiilie (amélie mii)

one thing about me is i will slather gravy on literally everything. gravy is the most important food group.

this is my first time ever doing overwatch drives. should i be scared.

I HATE THE HEAT!!!! I HATE HUMIDITY!!! I HATE FEELING LIKE IM ABOUT TO MELT INTO THE CEMENT EVERY TIME I WALK OUTSIDE!!!!!!! KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

my best friend's discord pfp is a close up shot of ramattra's crotch im crying

the sky is mad

fuckkkkkk…. chicken nuggets covered in marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese……. om nom nom nom nom nom nom

have you ever wanted an acrylic charm of your oc, favorite character, or best pal?? my c0mms for custom acrylic charms are open!! info here: vgen.co/twilightdreams ✨

it’s gonna be hot as balls outside for the next few days and i am NOT looking forward to it

🎀; tinkaton is just a girl ⊹ ˖ֹ #pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #illustration #art

once again got fucked over by the 6pm sleepies

i want her to run me over with her motorcycle

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK RUFF RUFF RUFF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

damn baby girl u fart with that ass?

DELTARUNE LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

i’ve never really been a big splatoon fan but the raiders game looks sooooo fun

what if we held thumbs and kissed in the nintendo switch resort ?

YES!!!! YESSSSS!!!! MORE NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS GAMES!!! FUCK YES!!!! THIS IS HUGE!!!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!