i think more places should be open 24 hours a day so i can get a giant hamburger in the middle of the night. how’s a girl supposed to survive without giant midnight burger.

she jorkin on my squenis til i ink on her octopussy

googling how to undoom a beautiful woman from the narrative

why can’t cheese love me back….

fucking your girl’s burger hot dog style

do you kiss women hamburger style or hot dog style

i’m about to have the greatest night of my life

oughhh i’m gonna fuck up this bag of nerds gummy clusters

#poopsky is trending…. we did it, chat

need a queen who can hold my hand and tell me everything is gonna be alright while i’m posed like this #poopsky

shat a little too close to the sun #poopsky

chat i took one sip of a dunkin iced coffee it’s so over #poopsky

shitposting on #poopsky

harry styles put jorts in my oatmeal and now i’m constipated #poopsky

midwest emo song called “i wanna smoke weed and hang out in a cornfield”

if misha collins was the mascot for little caesar’s pizza the slogan would be misha misha

hobama is real and nobody talks about it

you will never get rid of me. i will show up your mutual’s skircles til the end of time. you will see remnants of my jokes on your feed and you’ll know it was me. i am haunting your narrative.

never had a thought in my life btw

life would be so much better if girls were allowed to carry huge scythes around

i’m losing my goddamn mind

bro……

i swear to god, kitten. if you interrupt daddy one more time while she’s power washing, daddy is going to end it all right here.

imagine if the moon was burger

ever since bluesky went under Luci dictatorship, it's never been the same :/ I am unable to be well off with the profit I make from my crops as they do not grow anymore. Every day, the sky wreaks havoc with clouds splashed with different shades of grey. The birds dare not sing.

aww man i don’t wanna wash this one off

$1.50 costco hot dog

november #promosky | ♡ / ↻ appreciated! ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ anime evangelion • dunmeshi • frieren • lain • madoka • utena ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ gaming zelda • pokémon • animal crossing • hades • power wash simulator ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ kpop red velvet • artms • twice • le sserafim ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ misc dnd • mtg • sanrio • yuri • furbies

damn i forgot to do a promosky this month i should probably do that

real hot girl shit

pwincess... where my hug at?

i love my friends + power washing + eating a dozen deviled eggs in under two minutes

never apologize for saying poggers

i can’t touch grass i’m too busy touching my power washer

POWER WASHING TIME!!!!!!!

me n my friends are doing a dnd oneshot where we're all little critters like bunnies and raccoons and bats and i'm sooooo excited ^-^ i think i'm gonna be a bunny barbarian bc the idea of a bunny raging is hilarious to me

skyline cleanse!! here’s dave eating a fancy steak dinner

every time i close my eyes i see her

don’t get on this app and post about how much you hate men only to start defending them when they do heinous shit lmfao

if you jump to defend somebody after multiple people have come out with stories of dangerous + problematic behavior then i have no faith in your judgement and you should stay far tf away from me

since this was posted 🧵 - theo has dmed anyone he could find to discredit luci in places she is unable to defend herself (dms) - multiple people have come out both publicly AND privately saying theo has done shit to make them uncomfortable

my power went out while i was using my computer. i’m so done. i just wanted to power wash and i can’t even do that.

i was forced to post this within 6 seconds of rejoining

vera is back on bsky.... everything is gonna be okay

i hate when i see queer people treated like a commodity or an accessory, it’s so fucking gross

I LOVE POWER WASHING!!!!!!!!

sometimes a healthy and balanced lunch is a massive serving of sweet potato casserole and a chocolate beignet

it’s sunday, therefore i must skircle

hewwo and good morning oomfies <3