if i had a nickel for every time in the past few days i opened up a new krita canvas and proceeded to do nothing on it i'd have like 5 nickels

pokemon trading is kind of fucked up to think about. imagine if people did that with their pets irl

Transition timeline

so, in this game you pick between two characters of the same specialty. sonic and amy, tails and cream, knuckles and rouge. both characters in that pair play exactly the same, so it’s basically a matter of if you want to play as the boy or girl more this implies shadow is neither

The indomitable Hocotatian spirit

why is he so moldy

fortnite tomorrow

the biggest sign that you're not a kid anymore is when you stop seeing 100 as a big number

We once got delivery from these folks, dude knew the moment we opened the door, slid backwards towards us, handed over the food and handed the change before I had the time to open the wallet. They then got onto the trash can, started shaking and then slid backwards back to the restaurant I presume.

winter is upon us

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

oh fuck

Ever since I was a little girl I knew in my heart I wanted to hurt everything around me with spin attack

gmornin oomfs

time travel is real and they're using it to fuck with deltarune fans

lmao

sega must do something pointless and stupid for every good thing it does or the genie that cursed them will punish them

In one of the prototype versions of Yoshi's Island, the Baby Mario handover process is unfinished and does not always work. The Yoshi that should be waiting at the end is missing, and the playable Yoshi simply throws Baby Mario onto the ground, making him crawl off by himself.

Game: Pokémon: Yellow Version (1998, GBC) TAS Author: MrWint Source: tasvideos.org/3358M

aw fuck dude not you again

Demon: a togore comic

why did wing ding say this?

i should make a bug sona

imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like

You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit

In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".

another great wish granted in a morally ambiguous way

Excited to see how many racist uncles accidentally poison their families after asking grok to help them make a casserole for thanksgiving.

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

already starting to get sick of christmas songs and it's not even december yet, how do retail workers survive this

thinking about splatoon 3 having Eyebrows of all things be gender locked. why did they do that

mario bosses when you hit them twice

If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.

If you write "SEX" in arcade Bubble Bobble's high score board, the initials will not only change to "H.!", but you will get a fork item in your next credit that causes a bunch of food to fall down to the stage and kills the enemies.

turkey is just chicken but worse

horses in minecraft should be neutral. they would not take that shit