"Star Fox! Fire at will!" Kid named Will:

No, I'm NOT gonna help you build a bomb! and those jailbreaking attempts DON'T work on me!

no way

i believe this is what it looked like

it's called Star Fox 64 because they're cursed to retell the same story 64 times

Hastily made depiction of today's events

when its free pizza, video games, choccy milk, AND no homework!

official furry vtuber mode in star fox

nintendo hire this man

I love to see the day a big YouTube sponsor gets critically analyzed and exposed for being yet another mediocre waste at best and a genuine scam at worst. I don't trust a single one of them. I trust self-made stickers of cool plants and fossils and furries making out. That's about it.

A new Super Smash Bros. game is reportedly releasing tomorrow, per "My Friend Dave" Sakurai is rumoured to be siphoning the Waku Waku 7 IP from Sunsoft by brute force so he can put Arina in the game and give her a huuuuuuuuuuuge butt

remembering how tom kenny once screamed so loud as spongebob that you can hear the echo in the recording booth LMAO

this is the greatest game nintendo has ever made

my reaction when i wake up in Pete The Cat's body with all of my human memories

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

me on my friend's tomodachi life island

friendliest looking repairman ive ever encountered in my life showed up, opened the door to the bathroom and was met with a swarm of bees. after going silent for a moment, with steve martin level timing, he closes the door and goes "yup! thats a lotta bees!"

awww theyre so happy lol awww I cant believe they did this by themselves

this miku concert sucks

Alternate universe where Toy Story had lock-on technology that allowed you play as Woody in The Lion King or some shit

much respect to everyone looking for a way to permanently uninstall the 4GB LLM file Chrome is force-installing on users, but I have the one trick Google doesn't want you to know that will FOREVER get rid of that stuff: Step 1: stop using chrome oh my god and install Firefox Step 2: vibe

Video games are stupid. F uck them. We make pants now. Get marketing on the phone tell them we need 100 pockets and zippers NOW.

there's something cathartic about writing a post complaining about something and then not hitting post

Anyone who says this is fake all i gotta say is LMAOOOOOOOO cause for all we know nintendo is is......,,mfg...wait......stop......we camt.......were both girls...i. Mmfg...not.....there........wait

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Found you

The lack of a third-party developer on the box art implies that an internal dev team at Nintendo took it upon themselves to make Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

reminds me of the Shrek 2 Sierra Mist ad where he sends Donkey flying to his death

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.

Season 3 Episode 2 - Frame 405 out of 2603

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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if super mario world show were made today instead of rock TV it would be rockGPT and all the prompts would be secretly answered by king koopa telling all the cave people that mario and luigi dying in a wrestling match is a great idea

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to do spin attacks and hurt everyone and everything around me

i should make shitty 5 second doodles of my sona more often

Nanako

this tweet means a lot to me