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back on my bullshit

one of these days i'm going to submit pictures of my CostcoⓇ Gold Star™ membership card instead of my drivers license to one of these sites

loss for words archive.ph/DnE0Q

what the hell is wrong with firefox's spell check?

i wonder what the first shooter game with these diamond-style bullets was ... i know gradius is pretty early, but i know so little about the genre

anyway here's a preview of some other dumb shit i've been up to

you're as tall as the trees

anyway here's a preview of some other dumb shit i've been up to

one day, mark my words, i will finally look into "making videos and animations that aren't literally just fucking screen captures". today is not that day

sometimes you just get a really stupid shitpost idea and you have to execute it, even if it means 10 takes and juggling 5 off-camera windows

"why are you using fixedsys so much lately" - bold, readable - classic but most importantly: - aliased bitmap font, in a way that does not introduce subtle ClearType colors in ms paint, even in black and white mode (for other fonts, I'd have to use paintdotnet, and I can't be bothered)

I hate how many tech youtubers are like this. like they'll spend 90% of the video talking about stuff that requires incredibly detailed research into the internals of video games, consoles, & emulators, and then they're like "so to find out if I was right, I asked the slopmachine!"

watched a thezzazzglitch video last night

Red Panda Milwaukee County Zoo #RedPandas #Wisconsin

Raccoonn🦝

i've had ufo50's warptank sitting here on the main level hub, just listening to the music, for over 2 hours 11 minutes, apparently. it's been in the back while i've been working on some random stream stuff. very casual listening music, love it

Racing simulator puts you behind the wheel of an RC car

Friends :)

is that a lot

i saved this before Everything Happened and god has it come true

my unsolicited and unwanted take on "real hardware" vs. "emulation": it's like drinking soda out of a fountain or a bottle. slightly different tastes and experiences. do what you like, who cares.

urgent care 1 doesn't take Medicaid and told us to fuck off, with a list of places that did. so we go to urgent care 2, which... does not take the specific Medicaid provider we have. very specifically that one. so they told us to fuck off, with yet another God damned list.

.... www.retroreversing.com/source-code/... might be a better resource for this one.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Hooktail eats 8 Toads to recover health. The game ensures these sacrificial Toads always stay in order to be eaten in the end. They are Mario's biggest fans, will always show up, and no action can make them leave.

credit where it's due... discord has a new(?) feature (might be a/b tested): a user-facing interface for their "display times in the viewer's time zone" feature (<t:...>) seems to support relative dates and other things. this will be extremely useful, very glad to have a UI implementation of this

sometimes i wonder how people come up with these

(slowly turns to face screen, shakes head)

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it's like alt text. no alt text is whatever. fine, you didn't care, couldn't be bothered, forgot, whatever. i get it. but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

"oh this is such a good joke i just thought up, let's see if anyone already made it"

reading about the development of the pocket monsters games and thinking about the pokemon who were disappeared, only to be known as things like "pokemon index 79"

me every single day

erm can i help you?

our upstairs neighbors have been so unruly the last few days -- constantly stomping around, dropping shit, jumping on the floors -- i have been sorely tempted to leave them a bag of vomit as a "gift" for them "helping" my "recovery" i hate them so very, very, very much

digital_burger #digib_art

flu progression chart 1. sniffle 2. congestion 3. i cannot stop puking 4. there is nothing left to puke please stop 5. no more puke but instead it is deep coughing 6. coughing so bad you want to puke (YOU ARE HERE) 7. tbd

remember when we impeached a president for getting a blowjob just thinking about that again, no reason

hot, mild, tea