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five in the morning so time for one "korean bbq" cup noodle with an unreasonable amount of sriracha mixed in.

these things are too dog gum long

thinking about those freakishly massive long pants Danny Glover wore on the set of Predator 2 again.

it was okay

youtube keeps trying to autoplay this video for me, no matter what i watch

wilhelm scream

think i'll watch that Prey movie that just came out *screwing up face at 2022 timestamp* well anyway

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do you think streaming sites don't show timestamps on chat messages by default in an attempt to increase viewer retention. kinda feels like the reason to me.

there should be a new kind of food called shrimp tots

I can't believe how flat he is

if i ever posted this here it was not with alt text or w/e and i can't find it so i am posting it once again

greetings of the afternoon

yup is mint and basil monday

does this to you

落ちてる猫たち

it's just not the same as the mini chest.....

hesistant to unpack the teapot and cups because i still gotta take them with me on the plane but look at these chopstick rests i bought

人間帰ってきたんか！ごはん！ごはん！の顔

st eam

did my chore

tiny little Spaghetti gnawing on the cob I threw in the cage

trying

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のび。がんぼるぞい。 translation: stretch

one more for the road

i am gently holding the mamel close to my chest as i approach the bowling lane, i promptly spike it down the gutter so hard the sweep wagon is shaking in it's resting position. when it comes back up the ball return i push it back in until the belts inside make a burning smell and i'm asked to leave.

hollering this at sammie as she exerts all three pounds no ounces of her fluff filled frame against my ankles with every other step i make in the kitchen

a pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo, and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese

i absolutely could not be the kind of person who gets upset looking at their steam backlog because if i did the size of my library would elicit an ulcer so great and powerful it would burrow out of me and into the earth and split the planet directly in two

気を遣って猫の冷蔵庫の上の毛布をニトリのひんやり猫ベッドに変えたら警戒し 猫が冷蔵庫の向かいのシェルフの上で途方に暮れている

you can really tell when someone hasn't worked dirt poor service industry jobs cause they will say shit like "well at least the servers get minimum wage if tips don't work out" not realizing that a lot of businesses will simply Not Do That

copper hydra. he's just a baby (the size of a hippo) #rainy3d #lowpoly

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYkt... since i'm thinking of the dark spire ost, here's another one Kenichi Arakawa worked on. monster raising ps1 game Dragonseeds which is yet another game i go "ehh it's fine" but still easily one of my favorite OSTs.

blocked that account talking about the toronto burger because people will not stop showing me the toronto burger

the wall i keep running up against in thinking to myself "maybe i could learn to play an mmo and Really Be Into It" is that they all just play like that, they all feel like cartoon animation cels sliding against each other and that's supposed to look like you're hitting a skeleton with a sword

i love that with the Pure Moods infomercial shit from the 90s it was "direct from europe" with other such hits as....Tubular Bells, and the Xfiles theme