laying in bed exhausted and all i can think about is tiny pepperoni on pizza that flips up into little bowls of grease when they get cooked.

good to know people really love house of the dead 2 and *squints at clipboard* blinding stew

why did i stay up all god damn night, why did i harm myself in this manner

please be patient

年末年始ずっとやる事があって何だかんだで忙しいからこうして昼間にソファーで猫とボンヤリ過ごせるのも今日だけなので休みがあと二日欲しい

researchers crowding around my hospital bed after i been brought in from flushing out my a/c's condensate line every other day because autocorrect put "langoliers disease" on my medical record

five in the morning so might as well make another cup of coffee and play an irresponsible amount of modded minecraft

what i really like about television is i watch all of a single first season and i'm completely satisfied. i don't have to stick around waiting for a series to go to shit or nothing. i'm already starting up a new sorcerer in diablo 1, zero investment, the shit is out my eyeline, go home.

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

"oh this is such a good joke i just thought up, let's see if anyone already made it"

cats eat on purely "stinks good" binary, dogs are given sense of an immeasurable aura where a giant floating arrow points down at the closest thing they can put in their mouth.

Hell yeah brother

every time i've had white chocolate macadamia nut cookies they've tasted better than the vast majority of other flavors and i've realized today it's mostly because i've only had store bought bakery ones and they put more butter in those specifically.

sad wizard music night

he just does this

hell yeah i found it

Safe at home Sunday

your best bet if you or your loved ones were involved in operations of the U.S. military is to simply not post about it online. i do not understand how you can be this fucking stupid.

as someone who lived through a real usable mass internet search engine and incredibly vast and useful library system it hurts my heart seeing how little people apply themselves in finding information about a new subject that interests them.

despite these photos being taken weeks apart, this colony of mold at the top of my stairs remains firmly entrenched #thankyousammie

prevailing dream was a nightmare where i went to a show at a venue that was the size of a subway station and multiple other late night public businesses following my date with an incredibly cute goth *gestures vaguely at gender* because i couldn't stop thinking with my dick.

えっ首周りそんなんだっけ！？ なんか首周りだけ異様に毛が成長してない！？ 成人式で振袖に合わせる襟巻きじゃん…… （人間が脇〜お腹をブラッシングしたせいで人間不信が表情に出ている）

2ケツ

one thing i really want to emphasize for not only people here in the U.S. but everyone outside of it talking about us, please take as much power away from this country every chance you get and refuse to call anyone here the default "Americans" there's a whole lot of the Americas that aren't the U.S.

i wish all engineers who have designed stairs with gaps between the steps a very fuck off and die

my stuff hurts quite a lot right now and i wish it did not do this

perhaps everyone who was ever involved in this kind of heinous shit going all the way back to the vietnam war should be welded inside a giant steel box and shaken until all that is left is juice

every waking moment of my thirty five years on this earth has been hearing about how bombing brown people in other countries will finally make us safe and everyone around me is nodding

it's been very fun to go to their newest output with Vermintide 2 these past couple months and see an incredibly fun left 4 dead swords game. also the resident zealot in his pompous nasally voice calling the huge rat portal by it's proper name "the skittergate" is so fucking funny

fatshark games to me are always Lead and Gold which was fun as hell for the limited time you could get a match going and Krater, the incredibly underwhelming rpg that plays like a moba where you control three characters. the redeeming factor to Krater is it's OST which is incredibly fucking good.

下から見上げるねこは、目と口と耳と鼻が山のようになっていることから、眺めるだけで霊山に登るのと同じ体験を得ることができると言い伝えられており、大変縁起が良いことで有名です。

Loafin

i have been of sickly nature today so i have crawled in my robe. neuropathy flare up despite it being three weeks since the last chemo blast is not ideal.

walking back and forth in my home with the blinds tightly drawn closed and mumbling to myself "i gotta get that tissie" in Tom Waits voice

at costco the other day there were these two young 20s guys and one says to the other "hey i gotta get that tissie" when passing by the rotisserie chickens

ME: So its like "traps" were basically drag queens for Bush-era forum bisexuals but it became a booru tag porno slur kind of vibe so now you get like, Hardblush Third Way socmed-borne femboys downstream of it. GROK: I've generated this photo of P Diddy killing you with a rock based on your input.

dragonlord of alefgard behind the scenes of dragon quest

slept all day and i feel like a creaky fouled up little wind up toy

whats up koei historical simulation gamers, its nobunaga no yaboi, sid menon, back at it again in feudal japan

don't look a gift horse

this is on a website man, what the fuck do you mean

when a big dog lays down and puts their head on their paws and they let loose a deep sigh and look upward as though they have the weight of the world on their shoulders (it's true)

ブラッシング大好き〜💕からのブチ切れ太郎