might start an aquatic plant farm

the pope will never be woke, we’re all clear on that right?

all the new snacks will be made with olestra! Don’t get left behind

I've never understood 500 browser tab people. rn I have three tabs open: bsky, the overstock sale at U.S. Plastics, and this picture of a skunk

too many people talking about "A-I" these days and not enough talking about "A Guy" (the lord)

SLEEP DESTROYED at 3am by one (1) miniscule pervert

PEOPLE/BARBRA.GIF

the well-tempered clavicular anyone said this yet ok bye

rotating various insects in my mind 🐛🔄🦋🔂🐜🔁🪰⤴️🦟🔀🦗↩️🐝🔃

this is your pilot speaking. Are you mad at me.

hybrid Bechdel/Turing test, where two computers have to talk to each other about something other than a human

When diarrhea explodes.

X 👁️ 🤏 i'm crushing your head

"You do have enough money, actually" will never go over with any American, sorry that's just not how we do it

the crispies and the crunchies ride to war. and yet the ooeys and the gooeys live in peace. can they not see they too are one in the same

some people call him The Space Cowboy

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

I fought a water lily plant in single combat the other day, it weighed about 20 pounds and had to be broken down into 14-16 plants

it's 11:00 pm and stocks dad is allowed to roll up his sleeves a little to relax

I’m spending so much time on the Wet Internet that I’m getting targeted ads for vegetation control providers hashtag swamp life

FOOD/SALAD.GIF

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welcome back space girl

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

got a little choked up at the corn mural my gosh

all that aside i’m glad i stopped there for the night. i want to learn more about this town and their palace of corn that is genuinely moving and beautiful to be in look at these mosaic columns

and this is my son, Culvert

I want to live there

"I can't open vector graphics files" girl, that's on you

FANTASY/AZTECLVR.GIF

getting some important updates here about complying with Open Meeting Law Regulations (940 CMR 29.01-29.11), anything else going on?

think about how high a horse could jump on the moon

all websites suck shit

in the future the alphabet is the same except they cut random notches out of the letters

CLIP_ART/CLIP26.GIF

at my in-laws’ for dinner with the ‘60s gold siriusxm channel on, and it’s completely wild how much “be my baby” makes every other song sound like stupid dogshit for babies

The Zeit Zeiger is much like POGO, in that I love it madly and also I have no idea what is going on

bug doodles

[MEL TORMÉ] »Ciao« #nightcourt #outofcontext ▬ ■ ≈ ☼

massmaxxing (watching Easter vigil from the Vatican at 2x speed)

if even half the energy people spend on sourdough starters was directed to homemade tortillas, maybe there would be hope for the USofA