about to text my sibling "fat bear week" only to raise my phone to see that sibling has texted me "fat bear week"

I've said it before but it needs to be said again: saturday night fever is an anime 😤

The Wicker Man (2006)

among his many, MANY misbegotten schemes, my grandfather tried to launch a franchise-based business based on a special circular-cut hot dog. Anyway follow your stupid dreams

vantablack hot dog

toot

looking forward to the rupture today

am I gonna have to watch M. Threegan now?

just watched Child’s Play (1988), absolutely solid

the hat is yours, the hat is yours, hat baby www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgdf...

he’s getting away!! stop him

SPORTS/SPORTS.GIF

y'all mind if I completely change my life in all respects

Celeste "C.C." Cunningham falls asleep on 30 Rock where she dreams all six seasons of The Sopranos as Carmela Soprano. That explains why it ends so abruptly, she just wakes back up in 30 Rock so poof The Sopranos vanishes. Yes I'm saying The Sopranos was a character's dream inside 30 Rock.

chat, do we think these diagonal lines are compositional dynamic symmetry?????!?!?!?

Photocopy coupon for your associates (Source.)

you know what’s good are books

protest got a registry now? buying Crate and Barrel napkin rings for the protest

we’ll times sure are looking bad here in the ol’ us of a, but you know what still looks good the versatility and elegant syntax of emacs lisp 🫠

my beloved: “I think I got a scam text today that said it was Hakeem Jeffries asking for money”

hey remember when biscotti were everywhere? what was that all about

placebo bolshoi 😌

(The Artists Way gf and The War of Art bf): this is our son, Nanowrimo

(3/3)

continue staring directly into a never-ending hologram of hatred and cruelty? (Y/N)

and this is my daughter Billerica

😎

I hate ET and I'm going to cook and eat him, that's right, "E-T EAT HIM"

I had to turn off "Help!" by the beatles after the first "Help!". It was all together too distressing.

ABSTRACT/NEWTEKS.GIF

who’s that frog, everybody wants to know that famous frog

fucking bird stole my cheez-it

“Well that’s quite an act, what do you call it?” “Abundance!”

shout out to the Moth Guys of iNaturalist, guys (gender neutral) who post 999 photos of seemingly identical gray-brown moths but somehow know each one's species, birthday, and favorite Dorito

Sorcerer (1977)

annual cybersecurity training day

good morning

too late im afraid ive already depicted you as part of an easily outwitted group of chasing sticklebacks and myself as pulling off a successful decoy

right-wing talking head: *the most grotesque shit imaginable* liberal talking head: yikes haha but seriously folks we’re all just goofin’ around here

I have a conspiracy theory that the death toll from COVID has been understated by about 10x

Miss Piggy's cosplay ✨️

like 95% of opinion articles against AI

scientist: *through sobs* you can't just say everything is doggy.... Please.... me: doggy

FDR went *off* when he said “I welcome their hatred”

Eraserhead (1977)

Slideshow Barb