walking further and further down the store aisle til I find a toilet paper that doesn’t seem excessively prideful

COWARDS! Make the Jell-O with Cel-Ray Tonic!!!

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

why do you want to know my pronouns? so you can talk about me behind my back?

The goodyear blimp should drop tires on people

HP-41C calculator from 1979

I am 75% convinced that there is some chock in front of the wheels of my most insane creative productivity and that the right exorcism would fix it

I’ve never watched a single minute of stranger things as I am too busy listening to Randy newmans 1995 bop strange things

The Bear isn't at all what I expected www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibvb...

they discontinued pennies to nerf everybody's lemon pigs

The world needs dog Betty boop now more than ever

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a polite young fellow

I am Sandy Loam

#HappyNewYear! Utagawa Hiroshige (Japan, 1797–1858) New Year's Eve Foxfires at the Changing Tree, Ōji [MShōzoku Inari Shrine in Ōji, Tokyo] From One Hundred Famous Views of Edo, no. 118, part 4: Winter. 1857 Woodblock print commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hi... #JapaneseArt #Fox #Kitsune

a polite young fellow

who up listening to this banger

Poll for 2026 1️⃣reduce self-destructive tendencies 2️⃣increase self-destructive tendencies 3️⃣mix it up a little with fresh, new self-destructive tendencies

1983

there has been a lot of good news lately re: the adoption of solar power and other renewable energy sources worldwide, but I see less and less demand-side environmentalism in the zeitgeist. The presumption of unlimited economic growth goes pretty much unchallenged.

thinking about him again

small nonbinary win, for some reason various people in my personal and professional life refer to me as "oh, [gendered pronoun] is a cool [opposite-gendered term of endearment]!" I have never specified this! just giving off genderfuck energy 24/7!

more like michael blurry, can't even see this low res mfer

logging on

The magic items in your campaign aren't weird enough.

absolutely livid at the mariokart egypt track having new world cactus everywhere

Steamed Hams but also it’s Loss, somehow????

Shintaro Kago

hheres the thing about AI. its for goobers

10,000,000 years

far from home

agree 100%

Dan Moynihan was a super nice guy, whip smart, and drew amazing comics. He passed away a few days ago. We are gonna miss him dearly and his family needs your help. www.gofundme.com/f/support-be...

“Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.“

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merry painful dermatitis day to all who celebrate 😫

still workin on this

chickening the pies

Lucinda Cowell, Hepcat Carolers, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1983