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logging on

envisioning a lizard wearing a bucket hat

Just as we needed them most our nation's creepy clowns abandoned us

in 2025 websites need ddos protection but in the 1980s websites needed to have bboy protection otherwise you'd have crews doing elbow spins and power moves all over the place

Me: not a fan of focaccia. Sometimes it's just too much bread, you know what I mean? A visibly upset duck: no I don't

[George Thorogood voice] One treat, one energy drink, one vape

Midnight Monday morning...the garfing hour

Hot track from George Thorogood and the Gujarat Destroyers

W.B. Yeats: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? The Beast:

my convoluted Halloween costume: Frankenstein's Poster (it's just me stealing your gimmicks in the dead of night, stitching them together and electrocuting myself in the process)

a fool and his chalupa supreme are soon parted

in 2025 websites need ddos protection but in the 1980s websites needed to have bboy protection otherwise you'd have crews doing elbow spins and power moves all over the place

Frank Herbert: here's a little story about my spicy worm

POW MIA flag but it's a silhouette of Ralph Kramden and it stands for POW! Moon for Insolent Alice

bro delved too greedily and too deeply fr

my mind is in genius mode right now if you need any complicated problems solved

Going crud mode at the gunk party

posting "saw orange cat" on nextdoor every day until they shut it down

Welcome to another #FalseFriday

David Attenborough: brief as its life may be, in order to protect its fragile exoskeleton the Spirit Halloween must seek a vacant commercial shell

just saw two cats driving a roomba towing an automatic feeder down the street

Robot ordering a sandwich at a deli: 0100100100010100111000 Deli guy: you want extra oil on that boss? Robot: 1

Barry and The Nameless One

i can tell you’re the type of guy who plays about lunch. can’t relate

Calling it Thuesday until Big Calendar tries to [redact] me

Stuart Restoration bf, Glorious Revolution gf

Sit down now and listen bro. While you took your hot air balloon ride many things transpired down here on terra firma

eating a donut in the dark, goth style

My mind palace is a motel with free HBO and a buzzing neon NO VACANCY sign

This doctor is just DYING to scan me with a beam, so thirsty to measure the differences in the rate of relaxation of nuclear spins following their perturbation by an oscillating magnetic field

about the author: hiding in the shed

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SEGA INTERACTIVE 1995 SEGA GENESIS

why don't you make like a magician and delight me

Get my posts wherever carnies swap tips for scamming the rubes

Thulsa Doom: embrace emptiness Cats:

Me after one energy drink

I believe in the great man theory of history. If someone starts talking history at me I just say "that's great man" and walk away

Standing up at a birthday dinner, smiling broadly: “I don’t view this as another year of life. I see this as another Year of Wife” [crosses self]

Me, watching Alien: Earth: Let's go Aliens baby love da Aliens

🎶 Haters wanna play 👏👏 don't get caught lacking today Let the heaters spray 👏👏 Dual-wield Fraggle Glocks 🎶

my tinder pickup line: let's evolve into sightless albino salamanders and skitter through the dark caves

Imps are poking me with pointy spears. Friday baby!

America will invent interdimensional travel to acquire more snacks. I'm talking 5D Takis. Quantum Combos. Absolute Zero Ranch Doritos.

I can't be arsed. I'll never be arsed. It's my right to remain unarsed. Arsed free in '93.

Volleying the maitre D' clean across the restaurant when he tells me the chef isn't controlled by a little mouse

Coworker: let's eat outside it's so nice today :) Me: eating outside in the sun, like some kind of common tree?

warming a blueberry scone on my laptop while it tries to load an ad-ridden local news website #outsidethebox #news #sconelife #adtech