Petting the rough of my own neck with one rugged, strong hand while I say "easy, boy, easy" between bites of a carrot. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. A child might say it is unfair my horse has me pet us both, but then the horse never jumps on my back. Different strengths.

much remains unknown about the extent, origins, and practices of the ancient society responsible for what many of our researchers call “the halftone chicken graphic”

I’m voluntarily climbing in the scorpion box, you can’t say I’m afraid!!!

practicing my human voice for later

we need to return to when men drank lemonade. when there was a lemonade in every garage. back when men were men and lemonade was also men

would you like to come over for some meal loaf?

Would sir care for a spritz of our finest mustard water this afternoon or is sir maintaining a trend of sobriety this season?

The largest ocean is the atmosphere. We are the fish beneath its surface. Every jetstream is a current. Every plane crash, a shipwreck.

like this post to stabilize my mental headspace

Two lads. No. Two Men. Two Men sharing a didgeridoo, one at each end, sharing an unforgettable sensual experience where they share one breath and one vision.

neighbors musk spooking prey

Can neighbors musk damage carpets?

Concerned about my neighbors musk.

how many pounds of fish will you destroy in your life???

I am NOT afraid of sperm whales.

a century isn’t that long no one is impressed 🙄

kissing each of my fifteen goblin children on the foreheads and tucking them all into one very wide bed

has anyone died from muppet torso syndrome?

excited to present a world first tradable pierogi game with over three unique fillings and unlimited replayability

are you the guy that keeps making fake shit look real and real shit look fake??

are you ready to talk nice now or are gonna keep on with that grarr im gonna rend you limb from limb shit?

practicing snake walking

sorry about all the ladders, I was trying to trip on them

first the trees, then the stars

they try to keep me out of the trees but I find a way

leaf blower not emitting leaves

barely slept last night because the dream realm was so hectic due to the severity of the etruscan dinner party diarrhea contamination incident

Can I take a turn as the squidlamp soon?

Infinite peace is stored in the effervescent spotless present moment bro

the egg has broken free from the clutch and we are moving under own power, I have affixed my all-purpose stick in the rudder position; Oceanus Procellarum is beautiful in starlight

I am situated comfortably within the egg and the sac has fully enveloped my body

I am using my all-purpose stick to redirect the wandering snake-like organ towards the pore on the waiting egg

the snakelike organ is emerging from my mouth and floating towards the egg

when micro meteorites begin to penetrate the cowl you have proceeded far enough to locate the waiting egg and begin absorption

please shield your eyes and face with the provided cowl when opening the hatch to prevent sudden blindness

I’m using my all-purpose stick

if the hatch is too heavy to maintain a safe grip on the ladder, you may use your all-purpose stick to gain leverage in actuating the gears

maintain a minimum three points of contact with the ladder when you open the hatch

Climb a ladder into the sky to lift open the hatch.

this is my friend Anne R. Key

we just keep using the same words but they never really mean the same thing again

“Buan is a large, pretty, golden-brown storage onion bred in Ireland in the 1980s by onion enthusiast Barnie Crombie.”

generationally wealthy sexy yodas near me

I can once again perform Kelno'reem

watchin that movie about spinning around Nicole Kidman

hoarding books piling books stacking books threading my hyphae through books tasting lignin: vanilla flavored books

we need a society prepared to invest in pepper science with a commitment to pepper truth

most lizards don’t like to be drained turns out they hate it

I don’t know if I’d get excited about a promethean achievement (been done).

stuck in the screen door