it’s coming through, scrubbing the trees, cleaning them off for the next shift

resource guarding my garbage can while the garbage men are trying to throw it in the truck

I’m reclining strategically

poop is a mud your body hides from the world

group of toasters just ran past

You don’t have to be an evil lich no matter what your “friends” say

Some students say voting for class president is a joke, but they forget that the class president makes lifetime appointments to the class supreme court.

I would like one (1) ball of pancake please

bro that hot grobo is totally checking u out u gonna make a move or what

it’s long overdue sesame be acknowledged alongside the likes of chocolate and vanilla

sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash

subsistence train hunters learn from a young age to rely on all twelve of their senses, as well as their indefatigable will

weird train syndrome

say no to brain jail, branch out from the skull

a butter world is possible 🤗

Big Fungus vs. Fun Bingus

…but what if bob has always been my uncle???

im at firestone tires firing stones at tires and ordering off the secret menu. one tire delight please

I strenuously object and I am moving to strike !!! 💥

I think we should strike them 😈

department of messy boots called, they’ll be by in 5-10 minutes and you better have your new carpet cleaned and spread out or The Boss is gonna crack skulls, nothin’ personal

how to tell if piano is alive

ocean was a gizzard shad stomach turned inside out to wrap the world

cymbal crest will crash on ferry's deck bright wet sibilance in damp still air stretched my gibbon body for the take coins draped purple cloth in sockets bare hear my prayer, least two decades till smell i none-brushed jaw of hades

taxonomically I guess she was an anemone, but that didn’t change a thing for me

what is “uber powder” Ken?

Im Feelin like Deandra Trou from Star Truck

Walt Curtis taught me the truth about wine

If you ask me Mourvedre is a hella underrated grape that I enjoy a great deal

you need to be careful or I’ll eat everything

cabernet sauvignon is a TYPE of GRAPE

it’s a type of equipment that goes in the mouth

Eatloaf #food

💁 consider organizing your collection of anxiety beans in preparation for the winter

administering the emergency carminative

one of those little devils got into my snout when I was out sniffing around…

12 hr loop whirring/clicking sounds that perfectly imitate when you were inside The Machine

watchin this crazy edit of Clueless with Paul Rudd cut into most scenes

I would like to take this opportunity to address growing concerns from the public and pledge that I will continue to be an unsettling presence even though Halloween is over

I think there might be a house inside my walls 😨

Finally! A shrimp-free honey for the rest of us!!

met a banana slug wearing a mech suit styled to look like a human

Crows are perfectly evolved to conduct spatial experiments in all three Cartesian dimensions (and they do)

All the best geometricians are crows but an unwillingness by the academy to engage with their oral tradition prevents due recognition

there should be a human colony at the bottom of lake baikal

There’s a vacuum at the bottom of Loch Ness

Listen carefully and you can hear the whispered benedictions of the rain…

it’s time for everyone to freak out in an indeterminate way

I’m sorry but you can’t be my shadow anymore if you’re going to be mean AND evil (I said pick ONE), and you definitely can’t try on my skin and strut around anymore!!!

It’s important to secure and maintain access to a divers selection of fibers; to keep your options open.