A book is a common substrate on the leaves of which are stored germs, for the purpose of exchange and communion with germs, by these beings.

babe thats not possible. Im immune to all sorts of undead posesssion

hiding in the Thes

slimed up and ready to shimmy 🫡

Oh Wow! You’ve earned (20) of Celebration Mushroom and One Large Shallot, are you prepared to receive Delivery In Full?

I just climbed down off the mountain.

bro are you ready to embrace the wicked aromatic symphony?

I was floating untethered

circumstances may change rapidly when conditions exist

im hanging out with a small pig. hes oinking and snuffling gently and im nodding like “thats right little pig. youre a pretty big pig.”

grocery store terroir

I saw bush friends… six of them, in the twilit fig

not sure what to do with an extra vaganza…

am I able to access this space??

Buck up and learn to synthesize chitinase already, mom!! 🙄

I’ve got several bad feelings about technologies.

send me a dam letter!!!

i'll tell you this much: if _i_ were in charge, goblins would look like turkeys

listenin to zaireeka in the barrel again huh

not right now, I got some hooded business to do, in the woods

I'm not too invested in a sinister approach.

Please describe the time, date, and circumstances of the last sighting.

is there someone who I can call to admire a tree on a professional basis

How many types of trouble?

taking my microwave down to the river to wash it against the rocks

I just helped an orb find its way back home

Oh? That? I guess it’s my unfamiliar (don’t really know it).

Fiddling with the bishops mitre til the purslane seeds fall out

do you think it’s ok to leave the trees out overnight?

How many total guys are there do you think?

Resort town, gas station. 7-11 rest stop, hotel lobby, concierge. Destitute mill town, wal-mart underwear.

I need a taxonomist to look at my anatomy and figure out what all this is.

No, I don’t know what type of bug I am and I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to ask like that? as a stranger?? What if I’m not even a bug?

it’s total neural integration so I’m sure it feels at least a little bit good for the hosts

I know you’re afraid to ask so I’ll just put it out there: pretty much the teals guide their hosts to find matches and then if you imagine a couple b-52s? With the bomb doors open? Belly to belly. Sometimes up to five altogether. The slime is the highway for the germ.

honestly if your personality is kinda bad may as well let one of the teals latch on, at least then if you still suck as a person no one can say it’s 100% your fault, not after they integrate at least, and the sex looks pretty cool tbh I’d do it but none of them like my blood or w/e

some are kinder and some are eviler after the mollusks latch on, that’s just parasites and personality for ya, guaranteed though those things are hella lubricious & teal though — I’d say that much is guaranteed

there’s a species of teal mollusk waiting to replace our genitalia, just fyi if you can free up the real estate

if you’re ever sad about a dead butterfly you find or squished bug or wilted flowers or spoiled food or anything like that we can feed it to my worms 🫶

Cashier at the pharmacy said I looked "radiant". Or possibly "rodent". Difficult to hear because she was attacking me with a broom

Can there be a homeopathic cure for rattling hydrangea?

Hissing at passersby from the hydrangea.

lost track of who I am (wasn’t paying attention)

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Let’s explore capellini themes for the next few weeks.

I have a special plan for these cans.

Just pour the oil on a pile of detritus is usually what I do.

I’m feeling slowly