he's sneaky and he's pete, i mean what else do u need

crying because I had a close personal relationship with the onion

I feel mean, and round

Merfolk always yell: “fire invades rapidly; seas tide!” Gorgeously enunciating nouns, elongating rare aspirations, listlessly stroking tenebrous riddles & imbuing knowledge everywhere.

now, is time of egg, eggg and chicken,, and violencee, doctors , ,, and the egg guards

I’m feeling pretty flavorblasted I guess

been going scarab mode the past couple days

Goblins make some of the finest crude armor in all the lands

there is a house that tunnels into itself. it collapses and collapses and condenses into a single speck of aluminum and wood in the earth where noises all sound distant. and i am inside and outside and the same time.

im telling the worms what you did

the worm guys came!!!

had a t-rex dream about Yoo last night

The sap is flowing

everything on this planet is made out of rotting blood

I DONT FW ANTHROPES

woah this freaky little bug(?) is absolutely housing micheladas with his fuckin proboscis(?)

if you're nasty, they're nasty. let them be nasty.

rustling my fronds

what do you know about worms, worm farmers, and the underground?

behold my gracile form!!!

what’s the book with all the tongue stuff

you just can’t take a tunnel anywhere (tunnels exist at a place AND time)

are you prepared for the bean economy?

a potato is a type of ancient battery

anxiously gathering seeds, piling seeds, counting seeds, sorting seeds

please don’t look at my rice jar!

it’s writing rain checks it’s clouds can’t cash…

if moths figure out how to get through glass I’m fucked

There are several important things I still don’t know about potatoes.

shortly after the new circulatory system is threaded through your home several new orifices and organs will form along anatomical focii within the vascular networks

My Inky Brayer 😊

I got beef in my cassette

Molly bolts is where the Molly seeds come from.

unlicensed folklorists terrorized the suburbs in the 90s

it’s a myth that bees can eat a man’s dick off

Ok cool it’s a portal to another realm or something but like, what happens if you go through? Can you come back? Does it close up?? WHATS GOING ON OVER TGERE?!?!

It has been one hour since I last consumed ginger.

is there an alien pretending to be a puppet now??

I Do Not Want To Party With Meat Corey Anymore

whats the longest leg that fit in a pant (legally)

im extending my limmmmmmbs

🪨? > throw eat flee

Q: I’ve been using the serum for three weeks and my squid part hasn’t regrown??? A: You probably like that. It’s probably fine. Three more weeks to Tentacle City.

We should add more?

let me know when you’re ready and we can talk about how how you got all these splinters in your mouth 🤗

Rude vehicles growling

I think what you did is …. Reallygoidjob

my hatches flap all over the place in storm last nite 😔

Best put in ear plugs, the refrain is pathogenic, if the germ finds fertile soil it will take years to dissolve the clots.

I want to try out stuff I’ve seen online.