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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
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Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
about 1 year ago
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Ppallo
about 2 hours ago
Petting the rough of my own neck with one rugged, strong hand while I say "easy, boy, easy" between bites of a carrot. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. A child might say it is unfair my horse has me pet us both, but then the horse never jumps on my back. Different strengths.
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much remains unknown about the extent, origins, and practices of the ancient society responsible for what many of our researchers call “the halftone chicken graphic”
about 8 hours ago
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I’m voluntarily climbing in the scorpion box, you can’t say I’m afraid!!!
about 9 hours ago
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practicing my human voice for later
about 20 hours ago
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potion of
about 21 hours ago
we need to return to when men drank lemonade. when there was a lemonade in every garage. back when men were men and lemonade was also men
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would you like to come over for some meal loaf?
about 23 hours ago
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Would sir care for a spritz of our finest mustard water this afternoon or is sir maintaining a trend of sobriety this season?
1 day ago
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Tyver Foucault
2 days ago
The largest ocean is the atmosphere. We are the fish beneath its surface. Every jetstream is a current. Every plane crash, a shipwreck.
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avery
2 days ago
like this post to stabilize my mental headspace
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Grobian Syboe
2 days ago
Two lads. No. Two Men. Two Men sharing a didgeridoo, one at each end, sharing an unforgettable sensual experience where they share one breath and one vision.
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neighbors musk spooking prey
3 days ago
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Can neighbors musk damage carpets?
3 days ago
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Concerned about my neighbors musk.
3 days ago
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how many pounds of fish will you destroy in your life???
3 days ago
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I am NOT afraid of sperm whales.
3 days ago
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a century isn’t that long no one is impressed 🙄
3 days ago
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Energy Drink 2
4 days ago
kissing each of my fifteen goblin children on the foreheads and tucking them all into one very wide bed
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has anyone died from muppet torso syndrome?
4 days ago
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excited to present a world first tradable pierogi game with over three unique fillings and unlimited replayability
4 days ago
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are you the guy that keeps making fake shit look real and real shit look fake??
4 days ago
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are you ready to talk nice now or are gonna keep on with that grarr im gonna rend you limb from limb shit?
4 days ago
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practicing snake walking
4 days ago
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sorry about all the ladders, I was trying to trip on them
5 days ago
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first the trees, then the stars
5 days ago
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they try to keep me out of the trees but I find a way
5 days ago
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leaf blower not emitting leaves
5 days ago
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barely slept last night because the dream realm was so hectic due to the severity of the etruscan dinner party diarrhea contamination incident
6 days ago
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Can I take a turn as the squidlamp soon?
6 days ago
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7 days ago
Infinite peace is stored in the effervescent spotless present moment bro
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the egg has broken free from the clutch and we are moving under own power, I have affixed my all-purpose stick in the rudder position; Oceanus Procellarum is beautiful in starlight
7 days ago
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I am situated comfortably within the egg and the sac has fully enveloped my body
7 days ago
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I am using my all-purpose stick to redirect the wandering snake-like organ towards the pore on the waiting egg
7 days ago
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the snakelike organ is emerging from my mouth and floating towards the egg
7 days ago
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when micro meteorites begin to penetrate the cowl you have proceeded far enough to locate the waiting egg and begin absorption
7 days ago
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please shield your eyes and face with the provided cowl when opening the hatch to prevent sudden blindness
7 days ago
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I’m using my all-purpose stick
7 days ago
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if the hatch is too heavy to maintain a safe grip on the ladder, you may use your all-purpose stick to gain leverage in actuating the gears
7 days ago
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maintain a minimum three points of contact with the ladder when you open the hatch
7 days ago
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Climb a ladder into the sky to lift open the hatch.
7 days ago
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surrogate corpse
7 days ago
this is my friend Anne R. Key
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we just keep using the same words but they never really mean the same thing again
8 days ago
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“Buan is a large, pretty, golden-brown storage onion bred in Ireland in the 1980s by onion enthusiast Barnie Crombie.”
8 days ago
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nadira rodin
9 days ago
generationally wealthy sexy yodas near me
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I can once again perform Kelno'reem
9 days ago
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watchin that movie about spinning around Nicole Kidman
9 days ago
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hoarding books piling books stacking books threading my hyphae through books tasting lignin: vanilla flavored books
9 days ago
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we need a society prepared to invest in pepper science with a commitment to pepper truth
9 days ago
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most lizards don’t like to be drained turns out they hate it
10 days ago
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I don’t know if I’d get excited about a promethean achievement (been done).
10 days ago
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stuck in the screen door
10 days ago
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