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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
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Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
11 months ago
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it’s coming through, scrubbing the trees, cleaning them off for the next shift
about 2 hours ago
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oak blanco
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resource guarding my garbage can while the garbage men are trying to throw it in the truck
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I’m reclining strategically
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nightylamp
about 7 hours ago
poop is a mud your body hides from the world
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group of toasters just ran past
about 12 hours ago
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You don’t have to be an evil lich no matter what your “friends” say
about 24 hours ago
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Dustin ⛆✈︎
1 day ago
Some students say voting for class president is a joke, but they forget that the class president makes lifetime appointments to the class supreme court.
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I would like one (1) ball of pancake please
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Playboy Magazine
1 day ago
bro that hot grobo is totally checking u out u gonna make a move or what
add a skeleton here at some point
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it’s long overdue sesame be acknowledged alongside the likes of chocolate and vanilla
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sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
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subsistence train hunters learn from a young age to rely on all twelve of their senses, as well as their indefatigable will
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weird train syndrome
2 days ago
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say no to brain jail, branch out from the skull
2 days ago
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a butter world is possible 🤗
2 days ago
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Babble Ghoti 🐡
3 days ago
Big Fungus vs. Fun Bingus
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…but what if bob has always been my uncle???
3 days ago
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mara
3 days ago
im at firestone tires firing stones at tires and ordering off the secret menu. one tire delight please
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I strenuously object and I am moving to strike !!! 💥
3 days ago
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I think we should strike them 😈
3 days ago
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department of messy boots called, they’ll be by in 5-10 minutes and you better have your new carpet cleaned and spread out or The Boss is gonna crack skulls, nothin’ personal
3 days ago
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how to tell if piano is alive
3 days ago
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nadira rodin
4 days ago
ocean was a gizzard shad stomach turned inside out to wrap the world
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nadira rodin
4 days ago
cymbal crest will crash on ferry's deck bright wet sibilance in damp still air stretched my gibbon body for the take coins draped purple cloth in sockets bare hear my prayer, least two decades till smell i none-brushed jaw of hades
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taxonomically I guess she was an anemone, but that didn’t change a thing for me
4 days ago
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what is “uber powder” Ken?
4 days ago
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Im Feelin like Deandra Trou from Star Truck
4 days ago
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Walt Curtis taught me the truth about wine
4 days ago
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If you ask me Mourvedre is a hella underrated grape that I enjoy a great deal
4 days ago
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you need to be careful or I’ll eat everything
4 days ago
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cabernet sauvignon is a TYPE of GRAPE
4 days ago
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it’s a type of equipment that goes in the mouth
4 days ago
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Eatloaf
#food
4 days ago
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💁 consider organizing your collection of anxiety beans in preparation for the winter
4 days ago
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administering the emergency carminative
4 days ago
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one of those little devils got into my snout when I was out sniffing around…
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tara
5 days ago
12 hr loop whirring/clicking sounds that perfectly imitate when you were inside The Machine
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watchin this crazy edit of Clueless with Paul Rudd cut into most scenes
5 days ago
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tara
5 days ago
I would like to take this opportunity to address growing concerns from the public and pledge that I will continue to be an unsettling presence even though Halloween is over
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I think there might be a house inside my walls 😨
5 days ago
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Finally! A shrimp-free honey for the rest of us!!
5 days ago
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met a banana slug wearing a mech suit styled to look like a human
5 days ago
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Crows are perfectly evolved to conduct spatial experiments in all three Cartesian dimensions (and they do)
5 days ago
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All the best geometricians are crows but an unwillingness by the academy to engage with their oral tradition prevents due recognition
5 days ago
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there should be a human colony at the bottom of lake baikal
6 days ago
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There’s a vacuum at the bottom of Loch Ness
6 days ago
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Listen carefully and you can hear the whispered benedictions of the rain…
6 days ago
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it’s time for everyone to freak out in an indeterminate way
6 days ago
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I’m sorry but you can’t be my shadow anymore if you’re going to be mean AND evil (I said pick ONE), and you definitely can’t try on my skin and strut around anymore!!!
6 days ago
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It’s important to secure and maintain access to a divers selection of fibers; to keep your options open.
6 days ago
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