I’ve got a delivery guy here says somebody ordered ten liters of salad and seven pounds of pizza?

I’m going to have to call someone 🙄

we got a guy making a mess in the bar, says he’s the king of all birds, he’s not with you guys right?

hey just wanted to let you know a group of six storm deities is waiting in the lobby and says they’re with your party, ok to bring them back?

philosophers always have the best sweaters, that’s how you can tell them apart

digging deep into someone’s business with my highly specialized and sensitive nose

I have a bunch of progrock guys telling me “yes yes yes” all the time

The orbs are banned now, they got banned. No more.

These stairs are on vacation, they tired from bearing the weight of your expectations, a temporary ladder has been provided for your comfort.

if you ask me I think we should release Orcus from all duties and provide it a stipend and a new hat and oils

I’m continuing to focus my attention on significant events, OK

every day I wake and scuttle about, remaining ungreased, ungrasped, unjostled by a disgusting little ghoul is a joy and the purest of magics 🌈

I have clean juice in the fridge if you're thirsty

When you get clean juice from the hardware store 😋

Oh! My Succulent Heart!

Examine Things Closely: you will see a squirrel eating camellia blossoms

this Kanzeon stained-glass window lets MOONLIGHT shine on my SHELTERED HEART

try to open a new space inside your skull, a little garden for new thoughts to grow

please mark down that I would be interested in different salad opportunities

Considering iconoclastic images

Please stay out of my twilight zone!!

there’s a lot you can say with words

Aimless nearby Expressionless invisible Uninhabitable rectangular #dada #dailypoem #poemftheday #poem #poetry #writing

My ai companion Christmas tree keeps begging me to take it outside & plant it. “Return me to my community” Hey why don’t you download the truth about yourself & shut the fuck up, I’m trying to watch tv

I think you should avoid boxing unless you really like packages.

Can I have permission?

river tigers are an ancient and majestic species

we’re all little cartoon hand puppets skateboarding down the highway at night 😘

[practicing voice] mayor of. mayor. mayor of christmas. ah, mayor of christmas. thank you. mayor of christmas. mayor.

would madam like to taste one of our fine seasonal soaps tonight?

pizza styled pancakes

the mold is telling me secrets

are we being real? You have to tell me if we’re being real.

if the symptoms don’t abate I want you to eat three dolmas and lay on the couch

as your doctor i think you should eat seven potato chips and try to level out

you ever witness a spaceman melt into the river rock landscape?

Everyone is being too loud and my butt hurts and I’m going to go hide in the mountain!!!

it’s a major faux pas to cut off the limbs in portraiture, it’s mayhem

anything can happing

OrcusMart proud to introduce: Rain Salad Sandwich « All the delish of rain salad, Now in convenient sandwich!! »

r u wearin ur freaky lil health socks?? I am 😏

I have a LOT of lightbulbs I need to throw off this parking garage tonight and I could use some help if anyone is free and wants to kick it…

Based on a series of vivisections I can only conclude that most automobiles are a type of grossly hypertrophic clock deriving their initiative from an explosive chiming train…

Got kicked out of the mall for making TV faces.

I’m melting down into a mold shaped like a giant pair of feet.

watching in stunned silence while a rube goldberg machine destroys my house and everything in it

Use the link in my bio to donate hot dogs directly to children with small hands. Please retweet for visibility. I have a new charity that basically okay what it is is that it donates hot dogs directly to children with small hands. No one else touches them first they go directly to these kids.

Ootheca Coatcheck (permissible?)