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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
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Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
about 1 year ago
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I’ve got a delivery guy here says somebody ordered ten liters of salad and seven pounds of pizza?
22 minutes ago
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I’m going to have to call someone 🙄
28 minutes ago
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we got a guy making a mess in the bar, says he’s the king of all birds, he’s not with you guys right?
about 2 hours ago
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hey just wanted to let you know a group of six storm deities is waiting in the lobby and says they’re with your party, ok to bring them back?
about 2 hours ago
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tara
about 4 hours ago
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philosophers always have the best sweaters, that’s how you can tell them apart
about 6 hours ago
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digging deep into someone’s business with my highly specialized and sensitive nose
about 19 hours ago
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I have a bunch of progrock guys telling me “yes yes yes” all the time
about 21 hours ago
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The orbs are banned now, they got banned. No more.
about 22 hours ago
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These stairs are on vacation, they tired from bearing the weight of your expectations, a temporary ladder has been provided for your comfort.
1 day ago
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if you ask me I think we should release Orcus from all duties and provide it a stipend and a new hat and oils
1 day ago
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I’m continuing to focus my attention on significant events, OK
1 day ago
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every day I wake and scuttle about, remaining ungreased, ungrasped, unjostled by a disgusting little ghoul is a joy and the purest of magics 🌈
1 day ago
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Cranny Boy
2 days ago
I have clean juice in the fridge if you're thirsty
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Cranny Boy
2 days ago
When you get clean juice from the hardware store 😋
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Oh! My Succulent Heart!
2 days ago
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Examine Things Closely: you will see a squirrel eating camellia blossoms
2 days ago
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this Kanzeon stained-glass window lets MOONLIGHT shine on my SHELTERED HEART
2 days ago
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try to open a new space inside your skull, a little garden for new thoughts to grow
2 days ago
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please mark down that I would be interested in different salad opportunities
2 days ago
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Considering iconoclastic images
3 days ago
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Please stay out of my twilight zone!!
3 days ago
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there’s a lot you can say with words
3 days ago
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DADA Poem
8 days ago
Aimless nearby Expressionless invisible Uninhabitable rectangular
#dada
#dailypoem
#poemftheday
#poem
#poetry
#writing
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nose
3 days ago
My ai companion Christmas tree keeps begging me to take it outside & plant it. “Return me to my community” Hey why don’t you download the truth about yourself & shut the fuck up, I’m trying to watch tv
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I think you should avoid boxing unless you really like packages.
3 days ago
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Can I have permission?
4 days ago
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river tigers are an ancient and majestic species
4 days ago
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we’re all little cartoon hand puppets skateboarding down the highway at night 😘
4 days ago
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nadira rodin
6 days ago
[practicing voice] mayor of. mayor. mayor of christmas. ah, mayor of christmas. thank you. mayor of christmas. mayor.
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would madam like to taste one of our fine seasonal soaps tonight?
4 days ago
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pizza styled pancakes
4 days ago
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taylor🫧 #releasetheswarm
4 days ago
the mold is telling me secrets
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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟
5 days ago
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are we being real? You have to tell me if we’re being real.
5 days ago
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if the symptoms don’t abate I want you to eat three dolmas and lay on the couch
5 days ago
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as your doctor i think you should eat seven potato chips and try to level out
5 days ago
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you ever witness a spaceman melt into the river rock landscape?
5 days ago
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Everyone is being too loud and my butt hurts and I’m going to go hide in the mountain!!!
5 days ago
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it’s a major faux pas to cut off the limbs in portraiture, it’s mayhem
5 days ago
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wintry muhree
6 days ago
anything can happing
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OrcusMart proud to introduce: Rain Salad Sandwich « All the delish of rain salad, Now in convenient sandwich!! »
6 days ago
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r u wearin ur freaky lil health socks?? I am 😏
6 days ago
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I have a LOT of lightbulbs I need to throw off this parking garage tonight and I could use some help if anyone is free and wants to kick it…
7 days ago
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Based on a series of vivisections I can only conclude that most automobiles are a type of grossly hypertrophic clock deriving their initiative from an explosive chiming train…
7 days ago
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Got kicked out of the mall for making TV faces.
7 days ago
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I’m melting down into a mold shaped like a giant pair of feet.
7 days ago
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official nikk account
8 days ago
watching in stunned silence while a rube goldberg machine destroys my house and everything in it
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Crab Man
8 days ago
Use the link in my bio to donate hot dogs directly to children with small hands. Please retweet for visibility. I have a new charity that basically okay what it is is that it donates hot dogs directly to children with small hands. No one else touches them first they go directly to these kids.
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Ootheca Coatcheck (permissible?)
8 days ago
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