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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
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Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
over 1 year ago
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bad bisque
about 2 hours ago
he's sneaky and he's pete, i mean what else do u need
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crying because I had a close personal relationship with the onion
about 2 hours ago
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I feel mean, and round
about 4 hours ago
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Merfolk always yell: “fire invades rapidly; seas tide!” Gorgeously enunciating nouns, elongating rare aspirations, listlessly stroking tenebrous riddles & imbuing knowledge everywhere.
about 23 hours ago
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Rat Man Fungus
1 day ago
now, is time of egg, eggg and chicken,, and violencee, doctors , ,, and the egg guards
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I’m feeling pretty flavorblasted I guess
1 day ago
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been going scarab mode the past couple days
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Quest Abandoner
2 days ago
Goblins make some of the finest crude armor in all the lands
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dubiously jillian
2 days ago
there is a house that tunnels into itself. it collapses and collapses and condenses into a single speck of aluminum and wood in the earth where noises all sound distant. and i am inside and outside and the same time.
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taylor🫧
2 days ago
im telling the worms what you did
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the worm guys came!!!
2 days ago
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had a t-rex dream about Yoo last night
2 days ago
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The sap is flowing
3 days ago
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everything on this planet is made out of rotting blood
3 days ago
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I DONT FW ANTHROPES
3 days ago
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woah this freaky little bug(?) is absolutely housing micheladas with his fuckin proboscis(?)
3 days ago
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nadira rodin
3 days ago
if you're nasty, they're nasty. let them be nasty.
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keb mode: engaged mode
4 days ago
rustling my fronds
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what do you know about worms, worm farmers, and the underground?
4 days ago
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behold my gracile form!!!
4 days ago
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what’s the book with all the tongue stuff
4 days ago
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you just can’t take a tunnel anywhere (tunnels exist at a place AND time)
5 days ago
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are you prepared for the bean economy?
5 days ago
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a potato is a type of ancient battery
6 days ago
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anxiously gathering seeds, piling seeds, counting seeds, sorting seeds
6 days ago
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please don’t look at my rice jar!
7 days ago
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it’s writing rain checks it’s clouds can’t cash…
7 days ago
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if moths figure out how to get through glass I’m fucked
7 days ago
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There are several important things I still don’t know about potatoes.
7 days ago
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shortly after the new circulatory system is threaded through your home several new orifices and organs will form along anatomical focii within the vascular networks
8 days ago
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My Inky Brayer 😊
8 days ago
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I got beef in my cassette
8 days ago
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Molly bolts is where the Molly seeds come from.
8 days ago
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unlicensed folklorists terrorized the suburbs in the 90s
9 days ago
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it’s a myth that bees can eat a man’s dick off
9 days ago
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Ok cool it’s a portal to another realm or something but like, what happens if you go through? Can you come back? Does it close up?? WHATS GOING ON OVER TGERE?!?!
9 days ago
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It has been one hour since I last consumed ginger.
9 days ago
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is there an alien pretending to be a puppet now??
10 days ago
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I Do Not Want To Party With Meat Corey Anymore
11 days ago
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whats the longest leg that fit in a pant (legally)
11 days ago
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Gupp
11 days ago
im extending my limmmmmmbs
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Slomnir
11 days ago
🪨? > throw eat flee
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Q: I’ve been using the serum for three weeks and my squid part hasn’t regrown??? A: You probably like that. It’s probably fine. Three more weeks to Tentacle City.
11 days ago
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We should add more?
12 days ago
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let me know when you’re ready and we can talk about how how you got all these splinters in your mouth 🤗
12 days ago
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Rude vehicles growling
12 days ago
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I think what you did is …. Reallygoidjob
12 days ago
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Gupp
13 days ago
my hatches flap all over the place in storm last nite 😔
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Best put in ear plugs, the refrain is pathogenic, if the germ finds fertile soil it will take years to dissolve the clots.
12 days ago
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I want to try out stuff I’ve seen online.
13 days ago
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