surprising my doctor by revealing my second health bar

channeling most of my energy protecting baby animals worldwide

yes Im doing it for attention? is there something wrong with that?

the internet? you mean the place with all the porn?

almost fist bumped my bro w my poison ring hand

I cannot be trusted

watching dril get crushed by the algo against the children of celebs that comment "cool tat" on threads

hiring a personal chef and sending them to train with my mom to learn how she makes hamburger helper

if I dont show up on your skircle I am thrown into a depressive spiral

think if I tried hard enough I could enter the mind of a bird . but I have better things to do

I made minecraft

the grinch is not real. whoville is not a place. they were just actors

bitcoin isnt real and neither is any other kind of money. how many jpgs and gifs have you downloaded

I dont have a great body and I dont have a good soul but I do have the unrelenting wail of a tortured artist

I am defiant and should be handled roughly

I am precious and should be handled gently

90 minute presentation on statically linking binaries with a contextualless slide of my tits in the middle that I never address

I wouldnt have done well in the matrix bc I dont see what was wrong with neos life? he got to go to awesome raves? just get a new job

in my minds eye I am a PCA AA22 heavy calvary unit armored core with IA-C01W2 moonlight laser blade and double KRANICH/60Z pulse cannon configurations

psychics are real when you get a headache thats my aura overflowing

they should do an mri scan of what happens when my hands go on a keyboard I bet it would look whacko

tricking billions of years of evolution into being on the computer

making the noises with my mouth that makes the people move their bodies

safe sex? not the way I do it

when she says "I know a place" and this is the place shes talking about

Im so thirsty can we please work on an invention to solve that

chatgpt write a prayer for me. make it sincere

participating in the posters strike inbetween every post of mine

dont tell my mom what I do for a living she thinks Im a doctor for computers

posting with the mandate of heaven

sorry I cant. I got raptured

computer show me dr robotnik and dr eggman kissing

made an appview that only has me on it social.shatteredsky.net/profile/quil...

inventing thoughts each eviler than the last

ty everyone we saved them good job!!!!!

maybe Ill post a lot more. to be annoying

why doesnt @zed.dev have git history or graph?? I love this editor but it drives me crazy I can only see the hash of my most recent commit

one of my greatest fears is writing a song and logging on one day to find someone (SLOWED) (REVERBED) it and its way better

we are losing the war on xmas

songs shouldnt be longer than 15 seconds thats as long as any instagram reel should be

dinosaurs are not real

why does mark zuckerberg have money? I never gave him any

share to save them ignore and they perish

could a large language model do this [eats a donut and three cups of coffee]

"internal server error" for image upload from my bsky mushroom please dont make me decentralize aaaughghugh

Ive never read a websites tos and Im not starting now

I will take you at your most vulnerable I will set camp on the boundary of life and death I will ambush you on your way to your eternal rest I have ten thousand years to subject you to I will take more of you than you thought existed

I should hack this onto social-app once I finish my other 500 projects

saturday? but I barely know ur

first week at my new job went really great!! my coworker said today theyre glad I joined their team :)