thanks for the repost caroline nice chun li outfit

I heard at the end of the parade of billionaires a bunch showed up in limos and took everybody home to their mansions to live their new lives . could have been you

food should have more calories in it . Im thinking thats the whole point

while you all are blocking each other please include me too . just imagine I have whatever opinion you disagree with, I dont want to feel left out

saying "Ive never heard of them" for every track that plays on my friends 2000s pop punk playlist

I dont care what anybody else is doing on the internet

if I had thousands of followers and nobody liked my post I would log off forever

asking every new model to summarize finnegans wake

quitting my job to get better at deadlock

i'm evil

Im a keeper but you wont be able to

god to adam

I think before I was born I was a ghost

if youre so smart name every type of bird

insane things are happening on planet earth

I have been listening to this all day

power word cum

I cant believe it .. its friday ..?

after the revolution my job will be court jester

googling the word I just used

sending breakup texts to random numbers in my contacts

ok now explain it using redstone

my phone contains terrors .. and lesbians

machines are worthy of contempt because humans are and they are our children

frosted tips

i was put on this earth to eat pasta and disagree

feeling gorgeous and evil

you dont know her . she goes to a different website

saying "my friend told me" about what a stranger posted on the internet

pointing at the crying laughing emoji on my doctors pain scale

Im leaving myspace and joining facebook

game where you have fun

we are cancelling the dnc primary again . we heard you all were planning to vote

one day we are going to let the rest of you log off . but not until we have had our fun

in the future we all have to live in our cars . but actually its awesome

before microcomputers came around engineers used to have to make all sorts of things micro . microcassetes microphones microwaves . they dont make micro anymore they all have jobs now

guy who says he isnt racist he just thinks people from other countries shouldnt have rights here

posting a seven page treatise on how the employees of my favorite website are mistreating me

I dont like when games have adventure

escaped samsara but Im not making a big deal out of it

[answering congresses questions] actually we didnt censor this photo. the monolith from 2001: a space odyssey was spotted on the island

jurassic park was a cautionary tale

going to the doctor and telling them Ive been sick for 20 years

I could never be tricked into reading a book

Im inviting you all to my birthday

Im not sensitive its everybody else who is mean

do NOT speak to me with derision. I have no space for your darkness in my world of sunshine and light