I would probably enjoy this if I drank five more beers

yeah

oh cool green day my dad loves them

yearning cancelled . we are locking in

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Im gonna make more money than him Im gonna buy his house from him Im gonna put it on the market again Im gonna flip it Im gonna flip it Im gonna flip it and triple it triple it triple it

the year is 2030 . nintendo has secured its place as a global power after rereleasing the 3ds

alien species trapped in their megaplanets gravity well and their only hope for escape is humanity

god forbid a woman have an opinion

I havent figured out what to be angry about today yet

good morning you are not responsible for saving everyone . you are just responsible for your friends

hey Im sorry for what I said about you. in my defense it was really funny

I played video games today

sometimes I think to myself this is hard, I should have gone to school for this. but I did already thats exactly what I went to school for

thanks for the repost caroline nice chun li outfit

I heard at the end of the parade of billionaires a bunch showed up in limos and took everybody home to their mansions to live their new lives . could have been you

food should have more calories in it . Im thinking thats the whole point

while you all are blocking each other please include me too . just imagine I have whatever opinion you disagree with, I dont want to feel left out

saying "Ive never heard of them" for every track that plays on my friends 2000s pop punk playlist

I dont care what anybody else is doing on the internet

if I had thousands of followers and nobody liked my post I would log off forever

asking every new model to summarize finnegans wake

quitting my job to get better at deadlock

i'm evil

Im a keeper but you wont be able to

god to adam

I think before I was born I was a ghost

if youre so smart name every type of bird

insane things are happening on planet earth

I have been listening to this all day

power word cum

I cant believe it .. its friday ..?

after the revolution my job will be court jester

googling the word I just used

sending breakup texts to random numbers in my contacts

ok now explain it using redstone

my phone contains terrors .. and lesbians

machines are worthy of contempt because humans are and they are our children

frosted tips

i was put on this earth to eat pasta and disagree

feeling gorgeous and evil

you dont know her . she goes to a different website

saying "my friend told me" about what a stranger posted on the internet

pointing at the crying laughing emoji on my doctors pain scale

Im leaving myspace and joining facebook

game where you have fun

we are cancelling the dnc primary again . we heard you all were planning to vote

one day we are going to let the rest of you log off . but not until we have had our fun

in the future we all have to live in our cars . but actually its awesome