can fifteen hours of ambiguousamphibian videos fix me

struggling today thank you for posts

did you heed any of bo burnhams warnings or did you just carry on

i am a bitch and i am evil

STOP posting

there should be a way to more than 'like' a post I should be able to 'love' a post

I used to post funny

hi Im online

if you gave a medieval peasant a dorito he would be so happy he would suck you off through your jeans i bet

love is a weapon wield it now or later

too much of my modern personality built off foundational experiences in borders bookstore reading terry pratchett and megaman nt warrior manga at fifteen years old

if a nonmoot comments my funny reply before me we are now enemies

idk why rich people care about the economy lol you already got yours

FIERCE ally

[deletes several test modules] there. fixed

messaging myself on discord to let the fbi know Im ok

power timidity

brokering an armistice by sharing my airpods with the aliens

socialism is back primary every democrat

I land crashing planes for a living

pondering my orb

eating sushi with my bare hands

ok now just do the encryption backwards

calling the cops bc I saw a white woman raise her voice at an employee at the grocery store

dont drop character youre only hot to me that way

ok . now do my mayor

heres my raspberry pi 500 clients depend on

self control? no

my sincere hope is that nobody has ever thought that I was personally sexually attracted to them

writing a book about what I learned from the sims

"clones would be so cool" why its just kids

I would say my greatest obstacles in life are eating and sleeping

my resting body temperature is 109 degrees doctors dont know how

thought I had a cool idea but it was just blade runner. I had just come up with blade runner again

asking jesus why he didnt die for dinos

I wish on all my enemies very long lives

I hate when a youtuber says "I know youll disagree in the comments" no. you are learning to preanticipate conflict. the world has stolen your inner joy from you

hello 911? my chudler is choking

they should making a racing game thats good

moons getting bigger

"Posts a lot" is the funniest fucking label on this website

dogs should be allowed to have affairs

was on top of the world but you forgot to like my reply so now shit sucks

new discord rule anybody who says "ontological" gets a 24 hour mute

I dont want a robot that helps me around the house I want doc oc arms

I dont use a clock. I just sleep when my stamina bar is low

writing a thank you letter to the blogger who documented a deep dive on all the nuances of postgresql lock types

babe if you really loved me youd tell me your luks encryption keyphrase

replying to kojima posts until he captures my likeness for one of his thoughtful games

its dark like 20 hours a day now