having opinions about programming is the most shameful thing possible

Ive never trusted someone with a mustache

good morning

theyre not paying me enough

my dermatologist is soooo jealous of the freckles I keep growing

trying to post the exact right thing for you

I am in communion

something auspicious is occurring

its my moment

save draft

helloooo? I just want to dance with you

I am in a war against my system

YOU AND ME you and me you and me you and me you and me you and me you and me

Who is me?

lets go mad with me

Im tricking evolution

rauuuuuyghg !!!!!*bites you*

putting all the drugs I took this quarter on the company invoice

I am ten times the planeswalker as you

I am the dream of your dreams

invite me to ruin your life :3

if AI is so smart how come i beat level 9 computer player at Super Smash Bros.? why come printer out of ink? well? why my phone dead? hm? why all the pearls? why all the hair? why anything?

they hate me for my huge tits and bad personality

you havent met me until Ive appeared in your dreams

Ill let you all know when I figure out how tf ffmpeg works

come and see me in hell . Ill be working on some ideas

if you are trying to contact me from a higher dimension please stop . I have shit to handle

at night you can encounter different events

oomf I cant .. I was born in the 1900s

unbeknownst to you youve invited both me and my mortal enemy to the event

I am the opposite of at peace. I am at chaos

I didnt read the terms of service, your honor

all of you are saved in my phone as My Best Friend

Im blocked for being too nice and funny

whales are not real. use common sense

in the year 2040 car culture is a distant memory held high on nostalgic pedestals by zoomers that survived the oil famine

referring to anything happening outside my apartment as "out in the wild"

Ive been informed in the replies that this isnt possible which is why we will get so rich doing it first

wow gas is like seventeen dollars a gallon now huh

we have successfully raised 2.1 bn in funding from our angel investors

interpret my posts however u wish. except like that. don't interpret it like that.

my new atproto app explodes when you try to use a did:web

i hope no one is mad at me

I can t wait for the economy to collapse so my cryptocurrency can rise from the ashes

I have to go home the bubble just burst !!

business insider is always inside my business ..

job that fires you for using ai versus job that fires you for not using ai . jobseekers have options in our market

we are going to land astronauts on jupiter

lets go around the table and apologize to me