hey btw you don’t have to go around looking for things that make you mad! be happy, smoke a joint :)

all happy couples STAY HOME

earth is so beautiful science.nasa.gov/mission/land...

just found out that the world does revolve around me. great. what the fuck am i supposed to do with this information.

i completely understand a mutual unfollowing me, i know im not for everyone, but if u refollow me later on i cant trust u now sorry

toast + u put the peanut butter on right after it comes out of the toaster so that the pb is melty... oh my god id marry it if i could

as my contribution to earth day i will be staying inside all day so that i dont affect anything outside 🥰

anyone got about $5000 to spare? im broke and buying stuff makes me happy

you should be able to drain the contents of your stomach by pulling a plug out of your belly button

i love seeing people talk about drama/discourse on here but never actually seeing what people are talking about

i could sleep all day omg why am i so tired

had the same awful dream like 5 different times last night thanks brain that was cool 👍

would i get arrested if i mowed the lawn at 1:30 am

would u think less of me if u knew i had 4 bluesky accounts

just got so unreasonably mad about the past

i used to think i was kind of a freak but then i got back on the internet after many years of being off of it and i was like oh nvm

what i think is gonna happen when i interact with my mutuals

i cant breathe this is so fucking funny

my favorite artists keep coming out with merch stop!!!! stop it!!! im broke!!!

i had so much to say today im sorry it'll happen a lot

stop asking "did u cum" after sex!!!! the answer is no!!!!

are my favorite movies too much does it make me look bad

look at this beautiful creature

i would never be able to do hookup culture id accidentally say i love u and it would be so embarrassing

send me back to 2013 i know what to do now

one thing about me is i do not give a fuuuck if my clothes are wrinkly

and for my next trick i will be reaping what i sow

i am so in love with u as a friend bro

genuinely going back to my roots and healing my inner child by being involved in a fandom again and being infected w bieber fever

and for my next trick i will be biting off more than i can chew

this song has been on repeat for days i cant get enough im going to inject it into my veins i think youtu.be/wsfBHs0mENg?...

being Online with my friends is one of my favorite things guys i love it here

if i had big boobs i could've saved the world but unfortunately i never will sorry folks

i hate when i get a joke that u have to be entirely too chronically online to understand. like damn please don't remind me im on the phone all the time :/

If I ever have one billion followers just shoot me

im only lactose intolerant sometimes

the amount of times i quote heated rivalry per day JUST TO MYSELF ,, like this is Definitely a mental illness at this point it's so fucking embarrassing

my bed is the love of my life

just accidentally viewed the instagram story of my old boss bro they should really warn u before u move to a new story omfg

i cant even blame the men who fumbled me bitch id probably fumble me too im so hot id be scared of me

tarot card reader: u are lying to urself, u are betraying urself, and u won't listen to anyone who tries to help me: shuffle that shit again

dance like nobody’s watching, post like everyone has already muted you

i have a few spider friends living in my bathroom and i like to sing to them while im getting ready for bed tonight i sang them bad romance i hope they liked it

me flavored m&ms

im like if a girl was jealous of literally everything u could possibly be jealous of

id sniff sharpies all day if i could

i know i say this monthly but like genuinely how the fuck did i used to post so often on main IN ADDITION TO posting a ton on wednesdays specifically. what the fuck was i even saying 😭😭😭

im gonna make my mom get bluesky i bet she'd have some fire posts