if i worked at the internet company i would just flip the switch from evil to good. then everything would be nice again.

i do pretty earnestly believe most of you are cia assets

me when the news

im my own reply guy

Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas

some of u think ur sooo funny. and u are. good job

Whole gang clumbering towards an unknown and ominous horizon

they stole an hour from women

Repost if you’re sick of time making fools of us all

happy women's day!! remember to never settle for anything less than the best! i love u all

lowkey hoping no one reflects too deeply on my actions

i hate time zones we are all one human race

killing the daylight tomorrow instead

doing something mildly embarrassing and immediately saying "i need to go away forever"

happy caturday

challenge for those who are very confident that The Microwave isn't conscious: explain how human consciousness works

Giving the bluesky app detonation permissions

new banner of me and my friendsss

i should stop spendig all my time at the accursed temple

me and the boys when 3pm hits

Suboptimal shit is like yooooo... this could be optimal... except it's sub that... damn...

honestly if it were up to me we wouldn't have electricity

thank u for tuning into mspw ur the best!!!! i'll see u next time ✨

ur posts are relatable i like u

words are so scary

they're turning me evil tomorrow. they claim it's to "thicken the plot"

It's very unfair to hold me accountable for the things I've said and done

yo we're gonna go break the ancient curse later if u wanna pull up

every mushroom is either harmless, deadly, or knows secrets

marie

gonna stop perceiving time linearly

i am the one who has been eating all the holes in ur clothes.

hey could u just clarify what u meant when u said everything u have ever said to me

when i grow up i wanna be a concept

how’s this even funny?

how's this even funny would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

who said it was funny????

if i was a messenger pigeon i would purposely deliver the message to the wrong person

i may lack toes but at least im tolerant

can u please be nice to me it's my first time being alive!!

mitochondria would be a beautiful name for the powerhouse of the cell

we all have that one homie who just lost the game (you)

at the restaurant telling the waiter i want spaghetti but really i want answers

u can tell how old someone is based on the amount of light left in their eyes

or 4) you're around me

alright folks i think it's that time again. happy marie stupid post wednesday!!!! i love u i hope u have a goood day

I have several complicated feelings every day.

some of the things i say probably aren’t true

gas station sushi left out in sun for a week basically become ayahuasca