It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.

weird aquarium

don't forget to use all of your abilities in battle today honey

What the hell does Normal even mean in Pokemon

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

therapy is kinda like a cigarette for the soul

every day i wake up with the nervous system of someone who is being hunted for sport

Feeling very much like I want to simply walk into the woods and let the the trees take me

We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.

can i catch a fucking break lol

jinx

me: *walking home from the bus stop, visibly crying, hoping it’s not noticeable* guy zipping passed me on a bicycle: what’s wrooooooooooong 😧

huh?

yall do not fw carly cosgrove like i do

espurr chewed two leaves off of my pothos while i was at work :/

felt like i’ve been smoking too much weed and then i realized everything sucks and i don’t give a fuck

Based Seattle stays based

got that >_< in me

i am SO emotional lately oh my god like wdym i almost started crying bc my coworker threw away the water bottle i was gonna re-use today?????

All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.

Art by • Brian Froud

i want to eat but i do not want to cook. such is life

this describes a lot of girls I know

i got the last of my stuff from my ex today and my dog keeps smelling the boxes and looking at me all excited like he’s expecting him to come walking thru the door,, my heart can’t take this rn :((

i have a near infinite capacity to become complacent about fire safety in the home

lost my gargoyle in the divorce

!!!!!!!!!

look what i found hehe

doin stuff

big feelings today

all i do is listen to music and pretend i am not real

life used to be so beautiful

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

Imagine spending that much money and still being an ugly ass bitch like that dog killing cunt

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

Stayed up so I could be angry longer.

here we go again

We don't talk enough about polygonal PS1 butts on this app.

not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women

This is how they are framing him saying that he had not been read his rights until he got into the court room

bouncing on it woefully

my beautiful smooth brain is sometimes tormented by thoughts of the world

womp womp

nicotine is good for me

this is what hacking the mainframe actually means

bouncing on it whimsically

guy who just remembered he has unrestricted access to his toy box