do u like my nails

gm

Look at how awesome Umbreon looked back in Pokemon Colosseum! I think this was the last time it looked right to me

mmmmpf my sweent peamnut nectar

imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play

eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters

my boss’ sister has been coming in to help us out for black friday and she keeps calling me chantal and i just don’t have the heart to correct her

CARTOON/LUMSCOTR.GIF

coheed and cambria will never not slap

my kink is regulating my nervous system

Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh

happy friday i just met my new neighbor and he gave me a joint :3

my mutuals are so pretty ꈍ .̮ ꈍ ‧₊˚♡

weird stuff happening lately

MILF (memory i’d like to forget)

thanks i hate it

looking very spherical today

smart cigarette with app that connects you to other smokers nearby

Art by • Markus Vesper

i’m touch starved and touch repulsed at the same time. what does this mean

i am my truest self when it’s 2am and i’m standing in front of the refrigerator drinking chocolate milk straight out of the carton

MIKU NOOOOOOOOO

cozymaxxing

i wish i knew how to use discord

good morning gamers <3

i bought so much bullshit to put in my little greek yogurt bowls,,

none of my friends want to go grocery shopping with me. feeling hate crimed

my rings kept getting caught on ppls fishnets at the club last night :/

damn that’s crazy

ma’am……

ballroom? i’d rather have a pussyroom

my lore starts with cartoon doll emporium

can i get a hell yeah for chinese psyduck

my parents are sooooo lucky pokemon card vending machines weren’t around when i was a kid

i wish i could text my dog lol he doesn’t know what daylight savings is and he probably thinks i’ve been late home from work all week :(

I like a small fork. I’ll use a small fork all day

been taking a break from posting online so i can focus more on being Incredibly Depressed™️

i’m gonna start carrying around an extra leash and collar so i can give it out to the next fucking idiot i see letting their dog run around off leash in downtown seattle

substance abuse sunday

what if i just started wearing clown makeup everyday… what then

i’m gonna be wiping clown makeup off my glasses for centuries

happy ween 👻