staying in the bathroom for an obscene amount of time so that people can't tell if i'm shitting or if that's just what i do

do not burn your bridges . simply let them rot by not maintaining them

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

@muhree.ing when she feels goth

i can't believe it actually fell on friday the 13th this year.

removing all of my ribs so i can breathe more

I love you

happy valentines day i love u

Valentine’s day can be lonely for many, but I think it’s better to view it as a way to celebrate your current relationships with people you love. To be grateful with the friendships you have. Be kind to yourself You are loved in so many ways 🫶🏻

send me money and i'll make you a song , maybe like this one here i have urgent bills to pay that go overdue tonight and need groceries for the next 2 weeks paypal .me/arakhedgehog

happy valentines day i love u

if i was in roku city i wouldn't even give a fuck

20⁰F but feels like 1⁰F??? why not just say it's 1⁰F? isn't this all just relative to the human experience?? also who decides that it feels like 1⁰F?? whose job is that. get me that job. i'll tell u what temperature it feels like.

It is impossible to hate the sun for rising. It is foolish to love the sun for rising. The sun simply does that

wasting critical time because it feels awesome

I need someone to put me in a burlap sack and slam it against the wall until it stops wriggling

it's friday the 13th which means good luck forever

abolishing ice isn’t enough, abolish the usa

i am going to kill the time flies. that will fix everything.

Repost if you’re on Bluesky

flayed alive by a thousand microinconveniences

Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns

To Do: Take It Easy

For an introvert i can be an attention whore

I deserve to be whisked away to a beautiful life

Muhreeee what did you do!?!?

Top #1 moment of all time: Now

keeping this for when the world needs saving

Whats on draft today?

i am inventing this as we speak

deleted my notes app off of my phone bc we have drafts now

I AM GOING TO CRASH THIS APP WITH HOW MANY DRAFTS I WILL HAVE

Various shit would work on me

another year the superbowl didn't get me. HA. try again next year @superbowl

did u guys see that touchdown he just made?!?! i would've smaked that man's ass haha like a teammate of course

how much trouble would i get in if i ran on the field to kiss i mean meet my heros

all this sack talk got me thinking about ... no. nothing. .....

i would pay to be the grass these men get tackled on. for research purposes of course. like to make sure they're playing fair.

they're trying to use sexual innuendos to turn me gay >:(

"they're getting some penetration along the defensive line" 😭 @muhree.ing

this bad bunny guy is pretty hot haha i mean like on fire like he's performing well haha

"he has been getting pounded" WHO. WHERE.

"it's amazing how deep inside that hole he can get" ?? huh? lol why am i getting hard

wish i was that ref who got knocked down by that man .... who said that

i like saying "good d" bc everyone thinks im saying defence but really im saying di

look at the BALLS on this guy i mean the ball. like.. look at the guy carry the ball.

i bet it feels good as hell being that football kicked by those athletic, strong men. i mean. what? ?

god i wish i was that coin landing in front of those men. i mean bc it would be cool to meet my heros. not bc they're hot or anything.

60 years of the super bowl??? i hope there's 60 more!! i love watching these men tackle each other. not bc im gay but just bc i like the manlyness of it.