(trying to make conversation) so do you hate me

american accent. for breakfast we usually have something light. about three hundred grams of sugar

insulin should be free

asking the mind readers if they're mad at me

explaining to the customers that they are not safe

thinking is the mind killer

Oomfs be like "im a slut" meanwhile they havent left their home since 2016

they should invent a microwaveable human and it should be me

one thing all my haters have in common is that they hate me

my hero's journey needs a hero's destination already

worst parts probably the bloodhsed

acting impulsively but shaking my head while doing so to show that i don't approve of my erratic behaviors

the indomitable human spirit is right behind me isn't it

women fish me fear wants me

your honor, i was eepy at the time

it doesn't matter the poison will take effect soon

i got nothing

Inscription on gravestone: "I never thought this would happen to me."

let's live ideally and according to our ideals

i'm really good at flirting i'll be like "do u hate me"

I owe everything I have to the benefit of the doubt

the bush is beating around me

You better not be doing two handed power attacks in there

happy not birthday to all of u! unless, of course, it is ur birthday. then, in that case, happy birthday to u!

in the end we are all just cheeto dust in the wind bro

My body supports critical functions such as becoming injured, not sufficiently forming the structures, being constantly injured, rejecting exercise, activating pain receptors, enabling chronic pain, feeling physically terrible, being awkward, imprisoning my mind,

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okay guys the world is full of magic

carrot's ass is getting roasted in the stew chat

the good news is that there is some good news. the bad news is that there is some bad news.

I could survive being struck by lightning if you gave me fifteen minutes to mentally prepare myself.

The Human (terms and) Condition(s)

this is my first post ever

guys everythjng is going to be perfect in a littlw bit

do u want to join my group chat where no one is allowed to send a message. it is silent.

LIFE HACK: be nice :D

they force me to be a beautiful young lady i'm supposed to be in jail for crimes against humanity

i have feelings for you, your honor

getting extremely pregnant about it

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

sleep is such a silly concept like brb im gonna go unconscious mode for hours on end

if i die, tell my family i made some good posts. lie if u have to.

67 is kinda beautiful bc it shows that 6 got over its fear of when 789

"don't cry over spilled milk" is a dumb phrase. do u know how fucking expensive everything is.

if i met a girl like me, i would probably kill her. or fall in love with her

being a hoe stopped being fun when everyone started having erectile dysfunction

i don't like this tweet, it isn't about me

today a ton of my friends got together and surprised me with a whole lotta new portraits & artwork! it’s so rad, it’s like a digital patchwork blanket:) gonna start changing my photo each week again. really, thank you all for this. thank you for being so kind to me, and thank you for being my friend

the backrooms is what i call the depths of my mind