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my political statemwnt is uhhhh cant they just let people live ?

can't believe a dog was the world's first time traveler

(holding a bubble wand) wanna hit this?

Detecting the root of all evil and breaking it down into its component parts

The mask never falls... except when something bad happens and I want to complain on the web site

she ham on my burger til i help her

guys i think being a shitposter is the healthiest way to use the internet

there are some people on this app where i just have to like all of their posts. i just have to.

can men stop doing that thing where they're shitty

scrolling through my drafts and what did i mean by this

*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*

i just removed the apostrophe from who're....... i'm sorry i just need a minute to process this. what the fukc

thank u for tuning into mspw!!! see u next week and every day in between 🤠

that's mrs. andrist to u

anyone got any tips for a first time pillow eater

i just know some sick mf invented escalators

i am going to delete all my posts and post them all over again

save some face for later

it's dont kill yourself wednesday , you know what that means !

is anyone fun at parties anymore

guys i put up some autumn stuff all around what do u think

if u wrote my whole life on a piece of paper it would probably be a few paragraphs AT LEAST

people who are void of silly are so soulless

do they know that this is a number not a word

for each time im not silly, 2 more brain worms appear

"u can't sleep bc ur on ur phone" no, silly. i'm on my phone bc i can't sleep

about to ask an interdimensional being to be my wife wish me luck

christmas list: -completely change into a new and improved person overnight -learn to accept what i can't control -new desk -no more anxiety

can't. too busy sowing my reaps

I honestly get so disappointed when I write the funniest joke of all time and nobody even shares it with their friends or likes it 1 million times or messages me to say like "good job!" or anything.

doing something that will make me feel something just to feel something

gonna start replying like a dad from now on

yeah i only use 10% of my brain because the other 90% is all shitposts

if you've gots the poison i've gots the remedy bro

happy marie stupid post wednesday folks!! sorry im late but i hope u have/have been having a wonderful day!!!

Sometimes I post badly but it's okay to like those ones too

sorry for being so dry i dont really like to talk about the first 25 years of my life

i created this bluesky account a year ago today

i am convinced. of what, u ask? i don't know.

bro what is my hair like seriously

i dont use the past tense bcause im always present

SIKE AHAHA I BUILT IT BY MYSELF AND I HARDLY STRUGGLED !!!! (i struggled a lot)

they should invent furniture that's easy to assemble

yeah i might, oh chondria

i'm going to post a few things of various sorts

it's so cute of nighttime me to be so optimistic setting my alarm for early the next morning when i know damn well there's no way i'm waking up at that hour

i should have appreciated 11/11/11 11:11 more as an 11 year old

when i haven't been tweeting stuff you guys should go back and like all my old tweets so i can get a lot of notifications without doing any work