happy marie stupid post wednesday folks!!! and happy new year's eve!! i hope u have a fantastic last day of 2025 🥳

this is the only dating app I have downloaded

can my favorite accounts post more please so that i can like their posts. thanks.

energy i'm bringing into 2026

how executive dysfunction feels

before the year ends, tell me

just ranted to someone about how it's fairly easy to prevent shitting urself unless ur having like stomach issues or something

crazy how many words ther are

men be like "lowkey she kinda cute" and it's the most attractive woman u've ever seen. like wdym "lowkey" and "kinda"???? die.

all of my shitposting inspiration is fueled by hate for people who i used to go to school with

theyre eating ur ass in the qrts

not to scare u or anything but in 2 days, 2016 will be a decade ago.

desperately shoving all of my metal into the microwave

(Reading 1 or 2 words in your post) Yea love that for you, great

Next watch my dumb ideas comes to life with the power of lying

absolutely hate when the waiter comes back and asks how uour food is. why is that any of your business!

the impact spongebob had on the world as a whole is something beautiful

sorry i didn't like ur post it made me think about stuff

I ride for planet earth but the people on it are hit-or-miss

does anyone know when the best time to wear a striped sweater is?

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to log off forever

here we see a momma wrench and her wrenchlings about to fix a lake

do u guys like my allen key collection i've been working on recently. (i know it's not impressive, i'm just getting into the hobby)

am i supposed to be posting rn

in 2026, make it your new year’s resolution to stop fighting with rage baiters on the internet & find something productive to do that actually helps the people/ causes you’re fighting about…..

It should be illegal to text me when I don't feel like talking

it's sunday

lookig around for new object or entity to worship

no sorry i can't hang out i don't know anything

tier ranking of horny posters: 1) lesbians 2) snakeroot 3) straight women 4) all other men

guys is it cool to be a seagull be honest

fav selfie of 2025 is probably this one

Showering fully nude for health and hygiene

i'm 2026 muhree

happy caturday!!

hey I bought extra peace and harmony from the store you need any?

wise men say only fools lock in but i can't help falling in love with the grind

i put an air purifier in my room and now everyone loves me

No I completely understand. It's no big deal, I'll probably just become violent

i love liking my friends posts

god forgive me for drinking water

Best of 2025 1) nothing good happened 2) everything got worse

they should invent a useful skill that i'm really good at

Im the most jealous person ever born

all good things must continue indefinitely

the best present anyone could ask for is u bro

i think smoking on a plane should be allowed. in this essay i will elaborate on why flying is so stressful, and how smoking could help EVERYONE (not just me) bc it alleviates stress.

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