allowing myself to get a little drunk on hope

shoutout women

if u are incapable of seeing the divinity in women im going to need u to leave

i am sorry but no dick is good enough to fix your heart and heal your inner child #facts

me when i still don't know what to post: ‎ ‎

me when i don't know what to post:

This is what it feels like

i hope u see me not only as someone u think about whenever u see peanut butter, but also a friend

hi sharks i am here today seeking the truth

I'm stuck in the cycle of reincarnation, step bro

Lowkey purging the contempt from your heart is goated af

my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again

ur telling me people have had to deal with the sun setting at 4 pm for decades?? i've been dealing with this for 25 years??? i cant remember. im losing my mind.

im sooo stressed about something. not sure what it is yet tho.

some girls want flowers i just want very specific instructions

u have created something beautiful @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

death will not do us part. there is no escaping me. i will find u in the afterlife. i love u

can anyone get me one of those email jobs that i dont have to physically talk to anyone and i dont actually have to do anything

girlflower appreciation post!! shout out girlflower 💖🌸!!!

keep calm and post on

do NOT wake up early it makes u remember how everything is a lie

me when i need attention:

lofi beats to goon to

thank u for tuning into mspw see u next week and every day in between!!! 🤠

ok but consider not considering

"attention seeker" yes thank u for noticing my human condition

and scene! thank you for coming to our improve show "lesbians at a house party"

u can be employed with the spirit of an unemployed person 💖

"it's nsfw" no worries bro im unemployed

i saved my pancake ball from falling onto the floor to its untimely death. can i get a hell yeah for fast reflexes

the microwave has magical powers beyond human comprehension

nice posts will u marry me

if u eat something exactly a year after its expiration date, u can reverse its malintent and eat it with no trouble

(trying to flirt as best as i can) so how's the weather by u

oh my good

youre getting mad on the internet . im drinking a tall refreshing glass of water

almost just put my hair straightener in the fridge in case anyone was wondering

im too high to understand whats going on and im not even high

making a shitpost mid argument

eepy hut jr's

one thing about me is i stay unemployed

sink to drain pipeline

i want to brush the other bones in my body. not just my teeth.

everytime i get a genie wish i totally blank lol

hey bro we're going on the mysterious merry-go-round later if u wanna pull up

i call this strain "one hit wonder" bc ur gonna take one hit and wonder

"we have work to do" i say unemployededly

im gonna start posting