just go ahead and follow me all of your friends already do they have me muted but still

(desperate to keep the conversation going) will u marry me

unfortunately all we can do is be the friendliest person known to man and hope for the best

it's giving what for

april fools! i have nothing to post. but i do hope u have a good day!!!

happy marie stupid post wednesday folks!! i hope u have a splendid day!!!

happy trans day of visibility!!! 🤍

the mall of america is kinda like if a mall was a little bit bigger

did u ever stop to think that maybe the elephant is sad that it's not getting addressed

sometimes i feel like you guys don't pay enough attention to me..

The lion does not concern himself with his obligation to the Internal Revenue Service

if you go ti the hospital are you allowed to request a nurse who doesn't have a tick to k

waiter, a round of various shit for the table

from now on, i will no longer be receiving information. thank you for your cooperation

My mood lowkey depends on various shit

"ur so wise" thanks i just regurgitate what i hear

if you are trying to contact me from a higher dimension please stop . I have shit to handle

I'm sure those heart palpitations had good intentions

all gone!! thank u for tuning into marie stupid post wednesday. see u next time!!!!

i drink your milkshake. i buy you another one because i feel bad.

guys i have no idea what any of ur posts say. i just like them to show support

brain got sucked up by the vacuum again

i'd rather go around the motions than through them

ur wrong!!!! one million dollars can't buy u anything!!!

what should my 100,000th post be.

there's actually a lot of original thoughts in my brain. i won't share them u just have to trust me.

they should invent a type of vulnerability that isn't scary

i personally think the cup is both half full AND half empty. i'm a fence sitter.

sorry i cant hang out ur not pure of heart enough

asking google who i am bc i forgot

im gonna find the cure for the human condition

to the untrained eye, i may look insane. but to the trained eye, i may look insane too.

Im blocked for being too nice and funny

guy who winks with both eyes at the same time

car wash for human beings

the nose nose knows nose no's nose

the typing indicator stays ON during sex

sorry i frogot. i have brain frog. is what i should have said

sorry i forgot. i have brain frog.

i speak unless i'm spoken to

we kindly ask our users to please maintain an erection while entering your 16 digit pairing code

u ever wonder what it would be like to listen to music through ur pussy? wonder no more! introducing the new bluetooth condom!!

sorry but if u iron ur clothes ur untrustworthy

what are some beginner drugs for someone who just started Remembering

one million dollars can't even buy u anything anymore

happy marie stupid post wednesday folks!! i hope u have a terrific day!

I'm always up to something foolish

I just Bluetooth paired with nature

a pivotal moment is coming you just don't see it yet open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes this is a warning from the past and future

whales are not real. use common sense