bran new it’s thursday :) profile picture for the week: by the one and only @itcleb.bsky.social

realizing i didn’t make a post about last week’s pfp of the week by my friend @fishttp.website ! good morning and everybody venmo him 20 dollars

i wanna go as Columbo for Halloween

deftones should write a song and call that shit Drew Barrymore

it’s crazy to think you can fit, like, 10,000 books on your phone but i forgot what i was gonna say, dude, lookit this orangutan wearing sunglasses lmao

hate when you gotta 🫲DO🫲shit but i love when shit’s getting done though. know what i’m saying? yeah. you know what i’m saying. hehe. yeah. — hey everybody👋 i’m the new kid. my name’s Brian, i like to 🫳 SKATEboard 🫳 i heard your last student pooped his pants. what an IDIOT!

G R E G N A N C Y S C A R E

i remember you was conflicted misusing your influence. sometimes i did the same. abusing my power, full of resentment. resentment that turned into a Greg depression found myself screaming in the hotel room. i didn’t wanna self-destruct. the evils of Greg was all around me. ahhhh

Greggin’ it up

Greg

you ever just try breathing regular?

lemme just moose my ass up rq

was getting a ultrasound. nurse said to me “breathe.. now curl like you’re getting hit in the chest.. and breathe” so i was confused, like, inhale? exhale? and she just repeats herself. so we did it again. “breathe normal” not if i got hit in the chest? “ok try this” ok. “breath” mhm.. “regular” 🫠🫎?

sorry i’m late. i didn’t wanna

it’s Rocky and Boywinkle Summer

lemme get that jpeg that fixes it all?

wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait!

feed me your balls, melville

DICK WOLF

hello this is my son and his name is baseball

still gotta persevere somehow

i read,, i see 10 computer playing wild_wild-west.h264:dolby5.1.mp4

yeah i’ll find it for you

the waiter is dying! garckon! no!

we’re in the parking lot of the Outback Steakhouse. just me and the maitre’d, pressed up against the side of a car. holding our spears together. staring at an elk as it eats a garden salad. look whose waiting now, motherfucker. a creature of unknown origin attacks the elk. finally my food is ready

adding a “make it hurt?” button with every transaction would help straighten out this economy

few years ago this place was a taco place. now it’s a gastroenterologist’s office. fast forward today, and i’m here on account of all the tacos i ate. whoever own’s the real estate on this building gave us poison and is selling us the cure. — tacos were alright, i guess. 2 stars. i like the ambience

⚠️‼️Abusive (Account) Labeled by @CareBearCommunity [you click and open the shit] “idk, man, i’m not trying to argue with you. i’m just trying to survive out here. but yeah. gotta say my favorite Care Bear is Funshine Bear, i guess. wby?

the Life and Times of Shut the H up

always the hotmaid never the hotfoe

get a load of this asshole he wants fancy pickles on his sandwich

i spilled turkey and cheddar Lunchable all over myself watching the Amazing Digital Circus in theaters & a teenager shouted 'this motherfucker eating a turkey and cheddar Lunchable' & everyone laughed

adding ‘baby girl’ to your movie quote

67? why not try and “seek” “heaven” (salvation through the Lord above us)

they made a bot of my account and all it posts is Ninja Turtle screnshots with this emoji ⛅️

watching Yo Gabba Gabba! everybody gotta shut the hell up cuz Biz Markie is on the tv right now

haters mad i love to singa

I'm afraid I'm still just stuck on you 😔🥀

its so stupid that the pool across the street isnt open. its obviously pool day. please zohran

whatever

send this to someone and just say ‘us’

what?

ring ring! the school bell! everybody listen to the teacher! hello mike!

everything online is so sexual, butt if you penis once you’ve penis a thousand times

if you encounter a device that is voice activated, just say ‘Garfield Hentai’ over and over until it isn’t anymore

i’m in the club, bottle in hand doing my 2step, while i got this gun in my pants doing my hammerdance

i think the cool thing about a hole is once you dig it, you’re in there, dude

brand new day. sick day scom. please for to tell me how to cure all my ills thx,.

dogs is unc but cats is lil bro