faded ama

whoa

sweet talking an angel of death

every so often you’ll meet a new person who is cool and nice, but they’ll say something bizarre. like, wtf do you mean you’ve never eaten a sandwich before??

holy shit, dude!!!

U kno what . I like Flowers . Its like grass that went and put on a real Fancy hat . . .

we’re gonna throw you a Mario Party

getting my masters degree in Dracula

if Meowth was real i’d be like “shut up”

a computer is a type of pokémon in the sense that it can be a good friend or it might just kill you probably

orange juice boy

people admire Dracula because of all the monsters he’s the one who got it figured it

girlflower appreciation post!! shout out girlflower 💖🌸!!!

10,000 years GirlFlower

@holybible.bsky.social i love getting to see your post all the time and honestly interacting with you is a core reason I log on. @marie.likes.earth @scomputer.fun shout out @terminalaftermath.bsky.social ur so nice I love that @bitdizzy.bsky.social is smart and honest but I don't

smoking on that shit that make me feel like i’m in Silent Hill okay who the hell knocking on my door right now!?

Minotaur: pitiful mortals! ye have any words you’d long to utter ‘fore i slay you with my mighty axe? Friend You Can’t Introduce to your Mom: yeah, do you know the difference between jam and jelly? Minotaur: jam and jelly? Mom: and we use to leave the kids at home all the time! and by themselves!

going 1000 smiles per hour. swerving

@scomputer.fun i love that stuff

it’s thursday, baby :) profile picture for the week: by the one and only @cucumber.bsky.social !!!

just got out of a board meeting with my associates at Nintendo. they want me to handle the character arrangements of the next 3D Mario game. not sure if we’re gonna go with Bowser again or mix it up and use Wario as our main antagonist, but we’re definitely gonna have ‘em make out with Mario tho

Little Saint Nick is my favorite Christmas song cuz sometimes you just wanna hear a song about Santa Claus but it’s too much, ya know?

"Cast in the name of God, Ye not guilty"

when bruce wayne saw his parents shot and murdered in that dark alleyway, he knew there was only one thing left to do: suck every cock in gotham till he found the man responsible

passive aggressive video recommendation

tomorrow is thursday! we’re gonna start doing profile pictures of the week again! finally got printer ink too, so i will be printing more when i got the opportunity

been awhile since i played Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. forgot i named my guy Cabrón

This shit was frying me a few hours ago 😭

🚂

WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME YOU’RE YELLING WHEN YOU JUST CAN’T FIND THE CAPS LOCK ON YOUR COMPUTER?

not a morning person but my favorite form of meditation is eating a burger and watching the fish swim around on my tv while the sun shines through a cracked door

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🎩 🍾🦧

hmm your brain a lil squidward maybe but that’s ok cuz spongebob probably in there too i think let’s see

i love y’all. but god, i’m so fuckin’ tired. between non-stop doctors and labs and, just, the climate everything is at ALL the time, ya know? i’m burnt out a lot lately. hope nothing but good things for you all. starving and tired but hopeful, i guess. again — i love y’all. hope some good happen

fuck u technology

got a radiologist appt. tonight. gotta get another brain MRI. called to confirm the time for my appt, while i’m on hold the automated service is talking about using AI to upscale brain scans ‘like on a phone’ or on ‘Google’ — like, dude, i don’t wanna hear that shit while you’re looking in my head

okay so on one hand 🤚 evil cannot go unpunished. if we cannot prevent the transgressions of evil men we must find a suitable way to hold them accountable. however on the other hand ✋ hm? ✋what? 👋 oh hello. lovely weather we’re having yes?

receiving the gauntlet of unimaginable power from a coin-operated toy vending machine inside the lobby at the grocery store AGAIN - even though i just wanted a friggin’ sleepy kirby backpack buddy. this sucks! this sucks! i hate you! this friggin’ sucks! i hate you! i hate it here!

i wish kirby was real

deftones t-shirt atlanta

just gonna post whatever i Google now

heal your nervous system with this one weird trick

Making sandwiches for my spouse and leaving notes that get increasingly unsettling

a little cartoon fella for you haha

Production notes thread for particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/featur... that nobody asked for

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