at the discount store right now. they got a baby gate here. it’s missing pieces. somebody baby running amok. a defective and mismanufactured regalo has been bought, sold, and returned meanwhile the everlong child destroys our beloved countryside. what do you mean this baby gate ‘has no guardrail’?

I highly recommend everyone draw a picture of @scomputer.fun it's therapeutic! Chicken soup for the soul

Anyone else remember this game?

thank you, i am scom

This is my friend. Please do not make fun of his name or face.

Werewolf Fight 🐺🩸

always

it’s morning. my neighbor drunk as hell. either he day drinking, or just been drinking all night and it’s catching up. he ripping the leaves off all the trees as the mail man delivers a rug that i bought on impulse. he is a vampire that is warded off by postage. you’re welcome trees

languid bath in this could fix me

nice outside but it sorta always is huh

i'ma

doing more shitty drawings. let me know what you want me to doodle

big intelligent butts

if a person Googles ‘comfy chair’ and Gogle shows an AI image of a chair and that person is like “nah, that chair is not very comfy lookin’ to me. that’s an AI. Googs” Giggle should stop showing them that image forever, and Google Gog Gotta Giga gaga Giga Gagagigo stop showing me fuckin’ A.I shit

be my friend, fucker

[at the drive-thru] CASHIER: how can i help you? ME: b-buddhistly f-finding m-myself.. ah geez, guys, i don’t know if i can do this MANAGER: you kids again!? i told you not to come here anymore! enough is too much! ME: ah shit! he’s got a broom! book it! [buddhistly finding our way outta there]

it’s cool how things get away from you like bacteria sometimes, ya know? saw a post that said “what does your soul look like?” quote posting a “what does your soul look like?” and it’s like. oh shit? cool. i did that. but also DJ Shadow did that. so shoutout DJ Shadow, i think yeah good morning

b ib

They're checking up on me, making sure I abide by their laws.

sonic youth should sign to cockafella records !

Everybody! In honor of this post, please use your local library. In person, via Libby, making a donation to Friends of the Library. If you don’t have a library card GO NOW!!!

WHAT THE FUCKS IS A LIBRARY

you can’t “i’m serious, look it up” your way out of this one, loser. idiot loser. you fuckin’ dumb stupid idiot loser. yeah? yeah, you like that? you like that don’t you, huh! i bet ya do. you’re fuckin’ sick. you’re a goddamn sicko! hey did you know that geckos can’t blink? i’m serious, look it up

he does this everyday

Em todos os níveis que não o físico, eu sou essa imagem

you know that i love you

me and your mama and your mama and your mama and your mama and your mama and your mama and your mama and ykra mama and your mama and your mama and ykr mama and yjke mama and your mama and your mama and your mama and your mama and ykr mama and your mama and your mama and ykjr mama and your mama and

Dirt. And gunk. And slime and ooze. And sludge. And a bunch of dirt and rocks and little bubbles squelching to the surface and gemstones and rhinestones and cowboys and a beautiful rose and a beautiful little shimmering sea shell. And mud and rocks and crystals.

What does your soul look like?

(truly)

Latte that you forgot to drink and went cold and inst as good anymore

Don’t know. I lost communication with it a few months ago. I hope it’s doing well