Why is it the roof of my mouth and not the ceiling of my mouth

shopping list of kings I made the other day

my body shakes 24/7. which isn’t ideal really. warrants a level of concern if all of your extremities move around aimlessly. today however — my body hasn’t been shaking? which is even more concerning. it’s like driving a car that makes a lot noise, but it’s been real quiet these last few hours

get ready for year of the pile #2023

mark your calamnders or whatever

loving you is like laundry, baby, help me

This is an example of why AI is bad

🔫🐉 🏹🦕 🍕🐢 🖼️🎨🖌️🐸 🗡️🦖🔪🐊 📺🕹️🦎🪀🐍

That thing where Donkey Kong sticks his arms out and spins around to fly in Super Smash Bros happened to me in real life

damnburger helper

why my pizza look haunted?

🥬🐢

let’s all order pizza and fall in love!

8

everybody mad at me cuz i keep lighting matches and throwing ‘em on stuff whoa

here we see a momma wrench and her wrenchlings about to fix a lake

Eddie Murphy a Thousand Worbes

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infinite regret with every time i hit send

5

smooch somebody you love, baby!

Super Smooch Bros. Melee

fighting game that’s just hugs. fuck it

tell the rest of the class your weaknesses

time to shut up and jam!

my calendar has all of January X’d out. with the worbes “get good @ basketball” written out for every single day of it

let’s start a band! i’ll play saxophone and you’ll play the shutting the fuck up, dude

you feel like a lighthouse

giddyup

found myself in a bad mood. went to my favorite ramen noodle place today to set myself right. they were out of bags, so they put my food in the box that the bags get shipped out in instead. of all the customers they could have done this to, i appreciate it the most. food was okay

FUCK.

scomic books

cartoons will be on soon

LANGUAGE FACT: despite being one of the most popular words in English, there is no word in the Japanese language for "anime".

y’all was busy watching Buzz on Maggie while i was busy making this mag buzz

Jamie Lee Curtis way i bring doors down

it’s Lizzie McGuire way i only trust myself

Sesame Street i make ‘em watch & learn

Macaulay Culkin way i make a house trap

Max Keeble way i make big moves

FORGOT TO PUT OUT COOKIES N MILK

Batman Begins is christmas movie fuck it

feel like ONE ghost would’ve been plenty

well it’s that time of year again, where i read and respond to all these letters you nice folk have written over the past year “dear SCOM, am i dead? are you dead? where do we go when we die?” - signed Amy thanks, Amy! beautiful letter, lovely penmanship. our next letter comes from Ziggy

review of Silly Frog (1988) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Silly Frog spends most of the movie skateboarding around town with his best friend (Banjo) but i think the best part was when they stopped skateboarding just to look at the sunset for a little while. this my mom’s favorite movie. i miss her.

review of Silly Frog (1988) this movie sucks! so pretentious. so friggin’ condescending and facetious. way overrated. one star, no, half star. contrived. insists upon itself. stupid dumb idiot movie. wasn’t even scary. didn’t laugh once. thinks it can just marry my dad and try to tell me what to do