you gotta exist at the right volume kinda

gotta lmbo cuz if i lmao i'ma go to hell for swearing

Pre-orders for our new album, surfent l'espace profund, are now live on Bandcamp!! The official release date is 4/24, and we will host a listening party in Bandcamp on 4/23 at 7:30pm CT (RSVP on the Bandcamp page). Cassettes tapes will follow sometime after that! 2 preview tracks are live now:

call me john lennon way i ringostarr 🗣️🏀

9 of us on the mountain. several of us already dead. my forward thinking compatriot, the brightest of us, climbs. everyone is curious as to what he means by ‘wolf spider with a wolf head’ and ‘i want to eat spider’ but that’s just my boy tho. they call it the peak but the tudge is the technical term

me: (freestyling) i pull up to the thing, they like “whattup Mr. Do?” crowd: (polite clapping) my opponent: that was sufficient me: (continued) but you pull up to a thing and they like “Mr. Who?” crowd: (boisterous applause) rival rapper: you’ve bested me Betty from the Flintstones: i love you

my friend is pedantically explaining the legacies of both Lebron James and Michael Jordan to me, by comparing their careers to early episode Spongebob Squarepants and more modern Spongebob ., because i do not know basketball

i have no mouth and i must scrouth

smells like please! someone! help! in here

Are you using your platform to raise class consciousness or defend liberalism and capitalism? Are you encouraging people to organize? Are you organized yourself? The revolution is exactly where you are.

i’m an unlockable character btw

i’m sorry but, wait, ya know what? no actually i’m not gonna apologize for saying it. do you think i’m stupid? the G? alright? the fucking G in Roy G Biv? we know what it stands for, dude. so wipe the snot running down your nose and come find me if you wanna have a legitimate conversation. grow up

fuck fact life hacked: say all your “good morning beautifuls:)” at night, dude. the sun ain’t your enemy. they cslll jt to that cuz sun stay shining. anyway say good morning the dsy befor so you csn spend all night spiraling and cutting your hair instead. gimme those scissors. hurry. dawn approachs

they don’t want you know this, but you can just take all the leaf and twig from outside and shove ‘em down in your pockets. however this is commonly frowned at like a bad move. everybody else wants the leaf too, baby. wade your hand in the wind but don’t clutch onto mother nature. that’s all us, bby

🎶 tudge my life into pieces 🎶 this is my bib and worbe 🎶 suffocation 🎸 no breathing 🦒 🎵why’d i make the background fish when the video is about giraffes? 🦒 why’d i make the background fish 🐟 when thr videos sbout girsffes 🦒🦒 ?? why?? is this microphone on? why did i make the backgrounds fish whrn

🎵i don’t want🎵🎶anybody else 🎵🎵 when i think about you i tudge myself 🎶 oooh 🎵🎶

You're out of tudge I'm out of time

the cool part about the world coming to an end is we’re all gonna go make out behind the convenience store, just, don’t be weird about it? and don’t pull my friggin’ hair like you do okay? i wanna look good when that meteor hits. wait — what? he said WHAT!? he’s GONNA FUCKIN’ DO WHAT!?

apologies in advance i already started drinking in anticipation of the the world ending

tudged by an angel

vampire but for cock and balls

went to the store. tried to buy a pencil sharpener, and the cashier punched me in my stomach ‘til i fucking threw up

times were simpler back in the day. it used to be 🫲ya go on TV🫲 next thing ya know? 🫲ya die🫲 — but science

that mf Ludwig van Beethoven name sound less like that music guy name and more like Santa Claus’ secret identity

got me pushing pause for this shit

Good morning beautiful:) in the face of these devils. don’t bite it, fight it. times are far from well. at most we have each other or something. i’ma love you, baby

this came to me in a dream

been struggling with a lot recently gonna take a break so i can focus on projects i been meaning to fulfill, home life stuff i been spread thin on, and making time for friends i haven’t seen cuz of one thing or another here is a cool guy

crashing a car into a cloud

Sanwitch with googly eyes

follow for more floor tips and tricks

a ceiling is a kind of floor

gonna lie on the floor about it

ya gotta be moving

funk fact life hack: at a job interview? tell them your favorite animal is the noble and voluptuous anteater! this is the most ideal and efficient answer, becaUsr it tells Them 1.) your favorite Aminal and B.) your LEAST favorite animal (ANT!) i hate them i hate them i hate i hate oooh! try it now!

you can get away with a lot when you’re charming. or atleast being charming is like being cute but with words instead. or atleast people tell me i’m charming cuz i do words good, i think. or atleast — wait am i fuckin’ ugly? ah shit ah fuck ah shit fuck fuckin’ shit fuck shit fuck oh shit

(gor)gon off that medusa head

all of you are saved in my phone as My Best Friend

the plural for moose is meese

can’t sleep. machine is on the fritz

being stupid for profit (and love?)

every day the world tries to get 5 dollars outta you, but that’s okay because sometimes;. it wasn’t your 5 dollars in the flirt plate whoa woa

fired from Feel Good Inc for requesting a mental health day so i destroyed their head office, which felt so good i was immediately rehired. now we’re implementing these amazing feel good ideas everywhere

if AI is so smart how come i beat level 9 computer player at Super Smash Bros.? why come printer out of ink? well? why my phone dead? hm? why all the pearls? why all the hair? why anything?

you’ve forgotten the face of your unc, fam

make em laugh make em laugh every one in the world loves to laugh~