the devil is tryna take me down to hell again, but i said to him, i says ‘not unless you win this game of pick up basketball, fucko!’ your ankles are mine, scratch!

@scomputer.fun mira, ur in this game im playing

okay

fuck i remember this dude

Telling a dinosaur he would love Taco Bell

ordered a crunchwrap supreme today. but dad got mad again. he slammed his hands down on the table at taco bell ‘irreconcilable differences my ass!’ he said. ‘yoshi isn’t a dragon. he’s a god damn dinosaur and he deserves our respect. what else has she said?’ they always put so much lettuce on these

you talking and i’m saying ‘fuckin’ a’

that’s today

went through a decade's worth of magic cards i've gathered to organize and this one card in particular caught my eye the most because of its art and flavor text

started playing Hollow Knight today. maybe it’s cuz i’ve already played and beat Metroid before (both of ‘em) but this game is super easy actually. haven’t even died once. still. gotta give this game five bugs outta five. too many benches

accidentally spilled a 12oz redbull all over my nephew’s ant farm. the ants are working overtime. they’ve begun using Caterpillar Tractors and heavy mining equipment. i admire their interest for unionization but am alarmed at how eager they are to use bluetooth headsets. who are they calling?

the days are long but the Knights are Hollow

okay yeah it’s rock, paper, scissors between Jake Gyllenhaals, Elijah Woods, and that doofy Spider-Man whose name that i be forgetting sometimes okay

passive aggressive video recommendation

outfit same but they wear it different

Animals crackers? in my soup? It's More Likely Than You Think!

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mfs be like ‘hey Blerpo? can i eat Pillsbury cookie dough RAW?’ and Blerpo be like ‘sure! Pillsbury cookie dough uses heat treated flour, pasteurized eggs, and ready to eat manufacturing! read now @ safe-to-eat-jpeg’ then mfs say ‘can i eat nothing BUT cookie dough?’ and Blerpo say ‘go ahead! lmao!’

the reason why there’s two windows at the drive-thru is so you can order and say ‘i love you’ at the 1st window, and then they give you your food and reply with ‘i love you too’ at the 2nd window

magazine screenshot (1984) archive.org/details/tech...

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🎻🦧 can i keep going on like this 🍷🦧 the fruits of my labor? sour? 🎨🦧 who am i? if not what i create 🖼🦧 what does my soul look like? 📹🦧 it doesn’t matter 📺🦧 it just doesn’t matter! you gotta GIVE it meaning 🎷🦧 i get to be part of it all 🪞🦧 sometimes it’s so hard to sit still 🍌🦧 it’s lovely

the eyes are the window to the lobes

these new meds got me kinda depressed but that’s okay cuz uhhh umm uhhh uhhh and regardless it’s gonna be alright cuz uhh umm uhhh i got a good feeling, baby

you wavedash me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

whenever i get a lot of likes on a post, i choose to believe it’s because i drank the appropriate amount of water that day

heard the voice of God in my sleep. all she had said was ‘Donkey Konga’

quick little sketch i just did :3

going to the library. looking for answers

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saw @bot-tan.suibari.com making out with @sentimentbot.bsky.social during a throwback screening of Blade Runner

Im learning about naval warfare

a UFO is a kind of space horse

court orders you to fall in love ‘til it hurts

profile picture for the week: by the one and only @worried.shoes !

The night is ours.

my mom is over here right now. unfortunately my tv is down for the night. so she is watching a single episode of Spongebob Squarepants from Nicktoon’s Collection: Volume 1 on my Gameboy SP

can’t drink a glass of orange juice without thinking about that one fella

“What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet” bland. boring. tiresome “There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea/And you became the light on the dark side of me” entrancing. award worthy. ba-ya-ya

making out? in this economy? it’s about time we start makin’ money! [10,000 bullets enter my fleshy body]

do-over! do-over! wait do-over!

you can control the volume on this one ➖•••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ➕

The Simpsons is a good tv show. it’s a chili dog style kind of tv show ok? but it’s also a very burger style tv show as well. where as the tv show Family Guy is a very burger style show, but not a chili dog style show. does that makes sense?

tonight i’m making chili dogs SCOM style

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CAN I TALK MY SHIT AGAIN!?