jean dawson was right; houston

guys we're waxing not waning

moon spirits can come out during the day but only when it's raining

i'm going to tattletale on you

wizards can have staff infections

"damn babe what that mouth do" i say to the mouth of sauron

this entire country is just one fuckin stupid energy vampire

a demon once laughed at me and i started playing the drums stupidly good

smoked that weed now my ass in byrgenwerth

i think it's beginning to look a lot like christmas

get you a man who's 3'6"

unburden

it do hurt but we ball

showing every car salesperson fargo so they can quit their jobs and save their souls

collection is coming along nicely

the backrooms are just normal to me

i hate this school, my principal looks like an italian mob boss always smoking cigars, this one kid won't stop fighting the vending machine cussing at it, and all my classmates are stupid and one is always on fire for some reason

don't ask me how i accidentally butt dialed a university in japan and left them a voicemail of me calling my orange cat handome

bro i just want for you to love your life

you have won the pot of jack!

ok chat how do i unshit my pants?

you stupid idiot, you deserve love, you fucking moron

i was at the alaskan wilderness in april 1992

a wallflower once told me we deserve better

i love you so much

one night i'll fix everything

i can be your leftovers

some of y'all

as a flambouyant vampire this is the coffin i keep in my room

babe

the art museum, she beckons me again

is there a way i can give up flesh and organs for a more ethereal form?

we need to be more like bonobos, the way they live and how communal they are is so beautiful it almost makes me cry

guys i'm hungry

don't think about it

go ahead, take a seat at the urinal bench, we're about to discuss business

sometimes you gotta sit there and say wooooow lmao

never been a fan of 5pm

going into a smoke shop dressed as 3 guys in trechcoat and saying "yes i would like to purchase a """waterpipe""" for """tobacco""" use only"

instead of paying rent i'm just going to spin my own web and live off of catching prey

did it hurt when you climbed out of hell?

when ppl tell me what i do for work i'm just going to say it's like death stranding

i have a pocket full of stars you can have some

We should all post about the same thing bc that sounds like fun

one day it's gonna be ok

i'm going to befriend a dust devil

i see the signs of a lifetime, you 'til i die

fuck it i'm just gonna have a nice day who cares