incase if you weren't told this today, they're onto you <3

my emotional support inland taipan

things to do in arkansas: 1. leave

goodnight

at least once

i'm taking this tiny hotel flatscreen tv with me home they didn't say i couldn't take it and i paid a lot for this room so i'm sure it's complimentary

i'd be so good at death stranding irl

oklahoma at night is evil

just saw a buddhist monk walk into a bucee's, welcome brother

your honor i'm not a terrorist i'm just a little whimsical

hegseth basically played collard greens and did that one dance in front of all the generals we're getting a junta

you can play hot potato with the cop's gun it's legal and it's funny

mount doom is in arkansas

i'm like if frodo was going on an adventure

do birds rly fly or are they just messing with us

hi hello

i wish lunch was real

do you guys have enter the battlefield effects or not really

who want to come over and do this :p

going to that one bottomless pond in the forest tonight with the strange lights in it and not returning

one day they will face divine punishment

sweet car i love u

bro you're really going to let these bleak times get to you instead of tapping into your ancestor's unyielding spirit to endure hard times and hope for things to get better through determination and being there for one another?

does anyone know if it's a felony or a misdemeanor to pee in the shower?

chat i did a swimming :)

we need a nspm-7 of the left

west is not a real direction

frog and toad were militant leftists

i would set up booby traps around the spaceship like in home alone to see the xenomorphs get into funny shenanigans

saw the trailer for zootopia 2 they're doing the abortion story from the comic damn

his name was my name too damn

in a dream i will paint a world on a canvas that is warm and beautiful and disappear into it as if i was a ghost

steve irwin

the day will come where i put ken paxton in the device

dude what the hell

i want to be an herb or a spice

warm water helps sometimes

tiny kitten sneezes :)

damn making hard choices sucks sometimes

luring enemies to fight my enemies

the borat my wife funniness iq bell curve where the very left is funny, the peak of the curve being cringe, and the very right being funny

what's mid bed

i'm not doing any cable management to my veins i like them messy

as a friend i would tell you if i pissed in your alcohol don't worry

nothing bad can happen it could only good happen :)

if my plane crashed on an island i wouldn't let coconut crabs eat me

i have investigated myself and i have concluded that i am a robot with a human heart

i love finding answers

how do we feel about structures?