the nancy kerrigan episode of SNL is so fascinating to me no shade on ol nance here, shes clearly more talented than i am at anything i could ever choose to do but.. shes not a comedian, shes got negative charisma, shes CLEARLY uncomfortable and out of her element what was lorne thinking exactly

if you follow badempanada you’re not a leftist

things like "can i please resize an image without it completely janking up the whole entire word doc?" things like that, brandon?

soap opera for kids called The Young And The Grounded

yeah we should definitely do that. definitely while we're under an administration that can barely hide their throbbing 4 hour erection over the thought of rounding up trans people we should reveal the location of their accounts. thats totally a thing that a reasonable person says out loud

a cheesy indian accent flows into a cheesy scottish accent flawlessly if you know what you're doing

going back in time to toss a tide pod into the primordial goop

THERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL ME... ...tiny tim?

being alive, as a bit

more like icki minaj

Surprising my wife with an STD test for Christmas. Leftistly.

listen all im sayin is if a 50 year old would date a 20 year old, he would also date a 16 year old or younger

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hahahaha he blocked bc he realized his lil line of attack blew up in his face still got the juice

ive got 27 tickets from last time, do you wanna throw down or

hahaha oh these kids, you cant leave em alone for even a day

rackin up the blocks already we back baby

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: Puffy bleached asshole

picklekid: goes into our room while wife is taking a nap, shuts off fan, leaves lmao

god damn public school system transed my nephew again

> OMG this will lead to trust issues! > child abuse > the kid is gonna get deathly ill > [violently shrieking] i love reddit lmao

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oh little tommy youre such a free spirit

i have got to stop mixing edibles and smoke

I got high once and made this after a weird dream

yo i wanna meet the #1 fan of Crash Test Dummies in 2025

old ladies be smokin through they neck hole

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Thank you all for attending tonight. God Rest the good, Senator Meatlord Hontdog’s soul. He was my favorite hotdog. A good hotdog. 😔 Goodbye hotdog.

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yeah mostly me and stu were smokin rock in the back while the babies were eatin random shit under the sink

excuse me???

take a shot for every 30 seconds you can stand listening to this dude (there's a surprise ending)

i have a normal amount of accounts

ope, i guess ol Sundae Gurl and her mayonnaise gigglecrew cant stand by their stupid jokes slayyyyy

I love having pointless cyclic conversations with tedious condescending people on the internet

LET THE BOY PET THE DAMN RACCOON

Otis the Orangutan a bitch, everyone know it

picklekid just told me he needs my boogies

you're on the wrong web page hot stuff ;)

you’re the coolest person on this app

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