god damn i love the logo

kid’s about to be orphanmaxxing

Everyone found out about an island where children were raped and murdered so they rolled out Obama to gaslight you with some bullshit about aliens

yashar ali confirms he’s a gullible rube

the FBI deleted this tweet might’ve hit a little close to home for the director

#BMFS #Pick5 Wait A Minute Sophronie Matty Groves This Heart of Mine Ain’t Nothing to Me

2/14 Asheville N4 And Your Bird Can Sing How Mountain Girls Can Love My Sweet Blue Eyed Darlin Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town Tangled Up in Blue #Pick5 #bmfs

watch as franky gets so mad at being pointed at that she starts to literally vibrate, before ATTACKING

amanda is cleaning under the bed and she sent me a video of all of franky’s toys that have been pushed under there, but also franky has stolen about $19 in small bills from amanda’s tips she leaves around the house and squirreled it away under there as well

The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.

Im so hungry I could eat a food

happy valentine’s day babes 😘❤️ form an orderly line and everyone gets a mustache ride

as opposed to?

once again tapping the sign that says “i’ll keep paying this much for eggs as long as someone punishes ICE and the fascist GOP”

Godzilla ☁️

ozempic ass bear

you’re right, that’s a dog shit post for amy klobuchar to do as well

king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it goku: you invented the hamburger? king kai: absolutely goku: wow!

hey, at least the US military is gonna be even more dogshit in the coming years than it already is!

before i got to sleep enjoy this video of me making franky angry by pointing at her; and i caught her little chirp she makes when she jumps at something 🥹

i wish this was me, i get too snacky when i drink

As if I couldn’t respect Cody Rhodes less (cc @alexjaffe.bsky.social)

happy valentine’s day babes 😘❤️ form an orderly line and everyone gets a mustache ride

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Power 'Mobile Golf' Game Boy Color

nothing screams tera-chad like being called Androgenic

10 pm bedtime total cultural victory

it would literally be better if she just never posted at all at this point

What the fuck?

okay one more

This took me a couple minutes before I realized this wasn’t “Dark Jerk Off Instructions”

Happy Valentines Day from Glucose Cat

Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014

romance is in the air (2021)

WWE has never really done politics:

Happy Valentines Day

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 20 Of the Shape of Hearts and Humans Weaving a Story 2: Oral Stage

the White Slaver knew deep in his heart that Jesus Christ would not smile upon his works. In response, he did not reject the sin of chattel slavery, but created the Slaver's Christ in his own image

I DONT WANT TO BE AT WORK FOR NINE MORE HOURS

I'm TOTALLY STOKED this shit is happening now but it also makes me ask why they waited until now to do this? Redistricting and redlining has been a problem forever. This is also proof that incrementalism is a sucker bet. You gotta swing for the fences instead of taking the scraps.

The Abu Ghraib prison guard Blackwater mercenary Nazi being welcomed into the “big tent” is everything you need to know about the Democratic Party. I hate it here. We can’t even get a no Nazi chest pieces policy, you think there’s going to be trials? Impeachments?

apparently the weekend budtender brings his guitar in and hangs out at the front desk? i’m not even mad, i’m in awe at how cool this kid is

she said “look, i’m dad”

we got the josephs of new jersey, we are going to win

it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan

birdie is fairly terrifying

Straight guys on Tinder eventually realized there was no point in picking who to swipe right on. Things were so stacked against you that you're only choice was to swipe right on every single girl then picking which one to message after they matched. This is how people apply to jobs now.

can’t wait to get to true detective season 2 world where a deadbeat father that looks a lot like colin farrell buys a gunpla for his fat child he doesn’t understand