i'm a long-time Rob Zombie fan & apologist but i see he's doing a big headlining tour with Marilyn Manson, in this year, 2026. stop the dragula, I think i'm finally getting off

the good people of New Mexico deserved to be executed by one of their own, not some DC government hotshot!

reports are saying that upwards of 100 people are affected by the outage

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

Trump on Air Force One hearing there’s a minor issue said “I don’t know her” when questioned by press

also, i need the people who are like "all Americans are shunned forever" to understand that we rewired our own domestic language to make "it," one of the most common words in English, mean "Trump's death"

it would be so funny if it happened at Davos

old noir time, nw:

there's a lot of people who have a right to say this. a Brit? not so much.

pooped his pants

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses. please share, it's urgent

huge recommendation from me: check out I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang when it goes up

lot of people making fun of this and i agree but listen, for $5 i can comment "kicks ass" on their Pimp A Butterfly review and put "published by Pitchfork on Kendrick Lamar" on my resume

i've taken busses from boston to nyc and back many times but i've never been, uh, hijacked insane thread

another 2024 one i was desperately excited for but managed to miss. nw:

idk i've got well over twice the followers here i ever had on twitter even though i'm less active. probably have more engagement too but i'm not bothered to track numbers. maybe it's because i don't make tragedies about me?

i simply cannot imagine a city where the housing might decay. a true horror!

the fact that i've spent all weekend doing job applications, took a break to go see this and immediately went back to job applications added a visceral element to this that even park chan-wook couldn't dream of one hell of a flick if you ask me

Now seated

Grid for da week

Me: Look at them! Short haired baddie in the platform boots. Go say hey My Divorced Pal: Agh fine. Worst they can say is no right? My Performatively Accepting to the Point of Being a Sexual Predator Roommate Who is Also Dracula: Personally I don’t care vhat zey pull out, I vill be sucking it !

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

One hell of a fact right here

i don't think Hardcore is a movie they should show on tv

checking my spam inbox and i've apparently received an email from a source labeled solely as RUN

i was talking to an old ex yesterday who asked if i still watch snl a ton like i did in college. all i could think was no, it's been years since i've watched an episode

i'll take it a step further and say that i won't vote for a Dem that promises tough border security

pretend walking into an empty metaverse bar, taking a seat at the last stool. gets lonely in this pretend town these days

WELL deserved and wow she really snubbed the fed

Four of the best photos I got that day, click through for more pls thx

August 2025 may prove to be a critical time to have turned 35 🫡

don't claim to be pro-ice if you aren't willing to freeze

This is an accidental, beautiful political statement

ICE hit a family with tear gas and a flash bang in Minneapolis. They were driving back from the store, not even participating in the protest. The entire family, including a 6 month year old baby were hit with the tear gas. This is their GFM. They are less then $25k away from their goal.

(to the tune of Smack My Bitch Up) Three Day Weekend

I'm having a whiskey Friday @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy where's Tony Dookiepill

This won't mean anything to anyone but it's undeniably cool to me that my guy Alec Price is challenging for the AEW title tonight 🤼‍♂️

I live in a city and still travel for movies sometimes. Is Ted not familiar with hobbies?

chuckling to myself imagining a situation where John Darnielle accidentally cancels himself over a problematic Going To song. like "Going To Israel" or "Going To CPAC" or "Going To Bangkok (For Sex)"

you know what this answers a couple questions actually

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His representative has said that their response calling it "a ludicrous proposal" was taken as a confirmation

The curtain is about to rise on Harvey's new play. But when one of his lead actors gets kidnapped by a rival theatre company, Harvey must get revenge by any means necessary. No stage direction is off-limit. This summer, Anthony Hopkins is THE DRAMATURGIST

lmao TNA is back on cable for the first time in years and the big name they brought out to grab attention was PEREZ HILTON? in 2026? good on em for getting a bigger contract but i don't think this will last long 🤼

alright why not, thread of every new-to-me album i listen to this year. feel free to mute, i won't be offended i feel like i try this every year and tap out in mid-february, probably will again

skipping over 4-6 in this series because i've been dying to watch this one. nw:

Look at this absolute queen