Presenting my four point plan:

Hey, how's your NFTs doing lately? Ass.

Happy Little Cloudabunga

Sometimes I just need to scream "FUCK I AM SO GAY!!!!" on social media.

Why didn't anyone tell me I make Skeksis shadow puppet hands when I explain things?

Yeah Tylanol doesn't explain Sir Isaac Newton, one of the most autistic son-of-a-bitches to grace the pages of history. He created calculus for the very sake of fuck.

A time traveller sitting down with a medieval peasant, trying to explain why Tony Hawk is famous.

Yeah yesh, Tylanol. Release the Epstein files.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

always have a back up plan

Forget autism, the real health crisis is finding out what causes Republicans.

Kristi the Gnome, armored kennel master who keeps both men and dogs in cages. Don't get too close to her dogs, they draw aggro from her!

Republicans as Soulsbourne Characters. I'll start: >Areffkay The Worm Bearer, whispering prince of contagion.

Human Civilisation Vs. One smol pork worm demurely nibblin on a brain.

Someone ask him if Tyler The Creator causes Autism

Oooh laaahh motherfuckers

As an autistic lesbian trans woman in a relationship with an immigrant I kinda feel like the news is pissed off at me in particular.

Tylenol causes autism. Pepto Bismol causes trains to be late. Asparin causes birds to fly upside down, screaming the Lord's Prayer in reverse. Off Brand Chemists Cough Syrup makes fire fall from a sky of boiling blood, where the seas quiver with tangled limbs of the souls clawing for lost salvation.

This is how I'm dressing for the rapture

You can get extra-raptured if you leave all those nasty, worldly posessions such as your bank balance with me. Eye of a needle and all that. Let me help you, good Christian. ;) ;) Www.ko-fi.com/dellak

Proof I actually leave the house sometimes.

Palette cleanser. youtube.com/shorts/yvipT...

it's my birthday! please consider tipping me on venmo at magdalene-visaggio. I'd love to be able to afford to get a nice new amp for my guitar :)

I really need to stop hanging out with writers who are more talented and photogenic than I. @deliciouslybad.bsky.social @tomtaylormade.bsky.social

Commander: we are picking up... Me: Red Alert, shields up. Commander: You didn't let me finish. Me: Don't care. Also... why do we even take the shields down?

Fix your heart or die.

Princesses of The Stone Age.

Do you think if you fuck on the Dejarek table on a Corellian Corvette that the little creatures would get out of the way and maybe cheer and clap?

I love my bloosky fam who just riff jokes with me. Like we are thousands of miles apart, but share the same type of twisted brain. Gonna be surreal with y'all.

I suppose you celebrate Charlie Kirk day by going to a bar, ordering a round and necking it in one go?

Füher round, find out. Eh, Disney?

Oi, fucker. Drink some water.

They are so hot. I judge a video game character creator by the ability to give my gal an aquiline nose.

Batman got The Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, Bane, The Riddler etc I got a giant oompa loompa used car salesman with tiny hands and syphilis, and a black mould infected childrens author.

I'm really gonna need more notice to pull this off. We're going on vacation, but if a couple of y'all wanna step in, that would be great!

I deserve a better quality of enemy.

Tip: wear a sex harness to the rapture so the angels can get a good grip on you. Don't wanna slip and fall

Slutty twink waif Elric TV series when?

Sorry everyone, getting raptured early for actual good behaviour. Later cunts!

Gaze at me affectionately whilst I brain dump my neurodivergent special interest at you, goddamn it.

I am *this close* to blocking anyone who Skircles me.

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I went inside one of those once and have never been the same since.

Feeding oneself into a wood chipper for fun and profit.

Enya took her piles of money, bought a castle, and lives there alone with a bunch of cats. Enya is correct.

I have been summoned! Yes @fraxinusargilla.bsky.social , enjoy your Spyglass Miniatures Female Paladin. :) Go I get a cookie?

Be ungovernable.

90 percent of the Aussie news feed is sports. Which says a lot about Australia to be honest.