Santa is coming. And there is nothing you can do to stop him. You know what you did.

Energy equals Christmass times the speed of xmas lights squared.

I do. I do bite my thumb at thee, sir. *Chews*

Pre covid: A finely crafted prose, with a deftness of wit and brevity that positively sparkles. Post covid: Do you liek typosd? I read thus sentenc thre e times befure posting and it lioked finw to me.

One of the first descriptions of AI in the English language was in Ambrose Bierce's Moxon's Master in 1899. It kills its creator.

This hasn't been a priority of any AAA studios for a long while and honestly it is you the end user who is footing the bill. The vast majority of games push your hardware through inefficiency rather than spectacle or quality. You can do a whole lot more with current pcs then you get.

So I am sorry that it has come to this, but with my mother struggling with massive overtime to help us, I feel I must ask for help from others, to help us prepare to retreat back home to Sweden with our cats and without going homeless. www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-...

Canberra I am in you.

Meanwhile at the hospital emergency department down the road from where Streets of Rage is occuring: Doctor: That's fifteen guys all dressed in identically green clothes with orange died hair all with blunt force injuries and internal bleeding. Surgeon: what the hell is going on?

I want to see the baby.

Pandora came out of her box and saw her shadow. Six more weeks of Nick Porsche being a dumb fuck.

LLMer Fudd.

Trump targeting foreigners is basically reverse Aliens Vs Predator.

I can has a little shoot-a-bazooka-right-at-my-face-oh-god-please as a treat?

Remember, a Hound of Tindalos is not just for Christmas, it is for all the outrageous angles and unknown aeons.

Hang this in the Tate Gallery.

what if the sun doesn’t come out tomorrow? what then, annie?

They took the best allsorts out of licorice allsorts now they are just onesort and whoever did this needs to go to the special hell.

I was gonna post something inspirational but then I was like ew

Post me a weird picture for Christmas:

Yall having to design your games around RAM and GPU shortages huh? *lazily leans back in chair with arms behind head* Bet my optimisation skills don't seem so outdated now, do they?

Hedgehogs in your area need hedgecranking.

I am pleased to announce that next year we are launching Woke 2.0. This is built on our proprietary Woke 1.69 framework but now without the ability to throw trans people under the bus!

This year, consider the environment and just jingle half the way.

Nightmare Before Christmas is just Hot Topic How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Eat my entire ass.

Hey, AI bros. Identify yourself in the comments for a nice prize!

Se7en: K-Pops in the box?

You're in his DMs. There are no doors. No windows. Just rooms that exist in liminal space. Somewhere distant, you hear the agonising cry of a dickpick. Everything smells of Axe deodorant.

Gen AI absolutely CAN go away. The bubble will burst and nobody in their right mind will invest in it. Law suits will start eating into what little funds remain and the companies will continue making net losses. No data centres? No gen AI. You need money to feed those fires.

Last Christmas, I gave you "my" heart.

Indefatigable.

I am so depressed I can't think of a punchline for this "I am so depressed" gag, like holy fuck.

I am so depressed right now I need a privileged white girl who hasn't known a day of woe to tell me to go for a walk in nature, give up sugar or take up yoga.

I am so depressed even watching Andrew Tate getting his pathetic ass beaten made me feel nothing.

You think a depressed person could make this? *holds up absolutely nothing*

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

If your game uses gen AI we all get a free kick at the managements groin.

Go drunk, you're home ossifer.

You can have my thoughts but not my prayers. Those are reserved for Bloodbourne PC.

#DailySketch: Capricorn #inktober52 #inktober2025 #drawing #art #illustration

As I failed to paint my halloween miniatures on time this year I got a few cool Christmas miniatures to paint and I forgot to paint them. Merry fuckmas.

Have you heard Aurora cover Teardrop by Massive Attack? You should. youtu.be/GPTY6l_PX5k?...

Watching X-Files and the soundtrack sounds just like a someone leaning on a keyboard ALL the time, like shhhh, why do we need chords for this?

Ah, yes. I remember him. That's the grave of Cassius Equus Fututor.

#gamedev #ai #FuckCeoBullshitAndPayUs

Climbable.

Ideas are not a resource that the games industry needs generated. You cannot shoot a nerf gun into a studio and miss someone without a thousand great ideas. It's never been a problem for any of us. Just ask us. Fuck sake you evil bastards just admit you don't want to pay for staff.

Donald Trumps grave better have a massive urinal that funnels directly down into the mouth of whatever the syphilis has left of his skull.