I should call her.

*Destiny's Child Voice* I'm a MacGuyver, I'm a survivor, I'll improviser, With a screwdriver. I'm a MacGuyver, Trapped by a bad guy, But I've got a welder, Gon' make me a mecha

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

Behind one of the three doors is a tonne of weed.

Seize the memes of production. Is this anything?

Hey you. Yes, you. Your worth is not measured by your ability to generate wealth for shareholders. You have the right to exist and be happy.

Reposting because of the sony news

I wonder if there are any Australians here? *yells* AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN?

Fuck off Sony. Physical media or nothing.

Consumate V's.

Who up layin' their scene in fair Verona?

Men who think men are superior to women sound pretty gay to me idk.

Someone suggested on insta what we are all feeling is akin to Zoochosis. We are all far removed from our natural habitat, and the way the media, social media, authoritarianism and capitalism is constricting us is the same as the enclosure getting smaller.

I feel like she, specifically, should know better

This. The best games I've made and the smoothest, fastest and least stressful development cycles I've been part of have all come from teams with a high degree of trust and usually that was developed by working together for years. It takes security and time to build trust and good teams.

Game execs do mot understand the Doorman Fallacy. They are gonna find out.

World cup? Ridiculous. It would have to be 40,000 kilometers wide. No cup is that big.

It goes like this The fifth, the seventh, The fifth again, to finish it, The baffled King composes a haiku for ya. Haiku for ya. Haiku for ya. Haiku for ya. Haiku foooooorrrrr yaaaa.

An attack of opportunity? In this action economy? #dnd

Remind me someone, How do you make a haiku? I forgot again.

I offer this service through my Amore brand.

Boiling spaghetti with lesbians to make cunna linguine.

To be fair, I never toured with her. I am sure she would have punched me if we had. I am very punchable.

Really no excuse for any of us to be suffering from imposter syndrome anymore

I never wrote an ambiguous song that is clearly about Coutney Love and I feel like I missed out.

Neneh Cherry spotted not hanging in the Buffalo Stance. This is treason.

I am too tired to go into detail again, but in my experienxe GIT is not suitable for artists in gamedev. No, LFS does not fix the issue. It is the way GIT is structured and designed that directly conflicts to the way artists need to work. Run. Away.

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. *opens black market organ harvesting website*

The only people at the great American state fair are probably time travellers interested in seeing just how bad it was.

Look, I know I seem to have been rather negative about the latest previews by Games Workshop in my recent posts, but that's only because I am. :)

No. I will continue to use the uncopyrightable names for everything... Eldar, Space Elf, Goblins, Orcs, Dark Elves, Beast Men, Trolls and Ogres. Fuck you you can't own everything you greedy bastards.

The finest miniature in the land. Compare it to this. This is rubbish. This is brilliant. This is an abomination.

Shhh, don't tell them, but Warhammer spelled 'Ogre' wrong.

You cannot 'run' through a camp, you can only 'ran' as it is always past tents.

Kobold. Because.

Necromunda boxed set should have had: A: Verticality. Snap together bulk head modules. B: Two fresh new gangs. C: At least one (1x) overly large industrial fan.

“Embrace the potato” belongs on a T-shirt

Introducing a new generation to pre-dinner mayonaise. youtu.be/ykX2_Jh6LFE?...

Alcock's Supergirl is bisexual? Wait... the other Supergirls aren't????

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

Asmami Sato is a hair bender.

Okay, I am stuck on a train for a bit, here are some quick tips on making your game assets faster. First up, lets talk DRAW CALLS and STATE CHANGES in simplest terms: When your 3D card is told to draw something... it loads the model, and the material tells it what shaders and textures to load...

Stay tuned for more tutorials and a book (Violent Triangles) on making super efficient game assets for potato gaming. Embrace the potato.

If one follow @delaneyking.bsky.social and bow to her rules. Your 3D will run on a potato. No need to just do 2D.

I get home after work and I am ADHD overwhelmed so havent been posting tutes and cool stuff to my fans. Maaaaybe soon? I dunno... uhg. Fuck capitalism

One of my favourite little touches in Dune is how Paul takes the Atreides knife salute and the Fremen knife curse and brings them together as if they were always one. This speaks so powerfully on the manipulation and malleability of tradition by leaders.

*gestures art directorially" Alien, but paisley and pastels.