I don’t wanna hear it !!!!

We kept forgetting we're animals and remembering wrong. We kept thinking we were gods. We didn’t know what to do with all the power we thought we had. Time couldn’t carry the weight and meaning it used to. That didn’t stop us from staring at pixels on our screens to try to catch them change.

Do you think Hades from Hercules ever pissed inside the soul swirly thingy ?

I only listen to TWO podcasts but I listen to them religiously — 1) Behind the Bastards (and most of the other shows on @coolzonemedia.bsky.social TBH!!!) 2) WATCH OUT FOR FIREBALLS on @duckfeedtv.bsky.social

can I have money

send tips pls pls pls

I am sleeeepy babyyyy good night !!! I have to type 10,000 words tomorrow and so MJCH is coming soon love you go night Junoryleejournalism.com

Oh no the rapture got stuck in the washing machine 👀

Oh no the rapture got stuck in the washing machine 👀

The rapture goes to a different school

Has the rapture happened in Asia and Africa yet.

I am sleeeepy babyyyy good night !!! I have to type 10,000 words tomorrow and so MJCH is coming soon love you go night Junoryleejournalism.com

talking to my lesbian partner about how hot Michael Cera is

Paul Bufano !!! Paul Bufano !!! Paul Bufano !!!

got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i learned all nudity and boobs are censored in heaven

“ Kafka wanted his books and papers burned at his death. I’m glad they didn’t. “ — Bob

ME: “ I drove here , you know , all by myself “ GOD: “ we kept moving the mailbox too , wow “

(do not post until Wednesday morning) atheist husbands , show me what that thing do

Can you help me find this place ? Can you help me get out ? Can you help me find my fingers ? Can you help me ?? Can you help me find my memories ?

being a writer and an artist is 🥰 the dream i have had since i was 4

this right here hey I’m talking to you this right here is a picture of a MCDONDALDS RESTAURANT IF YOU SEE ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE CONSULT MANAGEMENT

I am watching Dream Scenario (2023)

hey i like ur scary basement

I was scared they would disappear if I kept getting tiny but they just go “ balooobaloooo”

here’s a picture of me eating ass

I will be sleepy puppy babyyy soon

ME: “ I drove here , you know , all by myself “ GOD: “ we kept moving the mailbox too , wow “

“ if you top me tonight … hey .. hey if you top me tonight … I’m ovulating and we can … hey if you top me tonight I’m ovulating and I can get pregnant with the new savior and our baby can kill God “ — me shooting my shot while my partner is trying to play a game on her phone

I need to sell some of my free journalism so I can stay alive and keep making free journalism

do you know how funny it is ? I keep working out and I keep eating healthy and my hips keep getting more defined and my boobs keep getting bigger and it’s so funny and it’s so HA HA HA

hey i like ur scary basement

the rapture is tomorrow so that means if you’re reading this after tomorrow then you’re literally cool as hell and I wanna be friends with you

Period ✨🌼✨🌼💖

Paul Bufano !!! Paul Bufano !!! Paul Bufano !!!

we should pay more attention to each other sometime. the reflection of you in the water is so nice tranquility’s only overrated if you want it to be we don’t have to drown here

one of my favorite fun facts is how the Ninja Turtles are turtles

I think it’s telling that the cultural touch point for authoritarianism and fascism in the United States for so many white people are the fictional events of The Handmaid’s Tale and not the actual history of the United States.

back then they were selling different memories, it's not like it used to be. grab a throat lozenge and throw away your suitcase. it's all stupid anyway.

We kept forgetting we're animals and remembering wrong. We kept thinking we were gods. We didn’t know what to do with all the power we thought we had. Time couldn’t carry the weight and meaning it used to. That didn’t stop us from staring at pixels on our screens to try to catch them change.

I claw and bite and grab the words

“ Kafka wanted his books and papers burned at his death. I’m glad they didn’t. “ — Bob

talking to my lesbian partner about how hot Michael Cera is

I don’t wanna hear it !!!!

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

I FOUND MY TAROT CARDS.

Do you think Hades from Hercules ever pissed inside the soul swirly thingy ?

i am finally watching The Detroiters. I simply must talk about Ned's pitches in season 1 episode 2... i was in tears

You reading my posts

Veggie Tales was a propaganda psy op