If it hurts, that means you’re human.

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Lilith would shit on his head.

Happy Friday!

I commanded a moment of silence on the House floor to honor the women who have died because they were denied essential abortion care. Everyday I will continue to fight for reproductive freedom in their name. Abortion care is a human right.

NY KNICKS TRYING TO CURSE THEMSELVES FOR ANOTHER 53 YEARS

Newsom: “It's time for a national billionaires’ tax” Also Newsom: “Last night, it became certain that a wealth tax would be placed on the November ballot in California. I’m voting no.“ substack.com/home/post/p-...

Oh, Dr. Crane… 🤦🏽‍♂️

Had McDonalds twice today and after the second time the lady at the window called me bourgeoisie scum

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they should run a culver’s ad in the next print issue of @theonion.com

this got me a visit from the FBI wtf

omg. if my son ever did that I would weep it is so sweet.

LEAVE HER ALONE

It would be so funny if this ended up being the brand that came to Bluesky because they were like damn people are really talking about butter burgers like crazy over on this website

Well well well. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

It tracks.

Did anybody else get this, or…..? britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent shrimp meal?

You said it, friend! Such an elite grift to have shrimp not once, but TWICE! And at a fast-casual establishment! Such an elite grift!!

This account is fuckin amazing 🤣

I mean it’s not his fault if they have adjustable-rate mortgages, and if they aren’t bringing in more money presumably their income taxes won’t rise either. What on earth is Larry talking about?

I dunno. If these landlords can’t pay their mortgages, perhaps they should sell. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

From Bernice A. King: “No government, army, ideology, or political argument can make the killing, starvation, displacement, and traumatizing of children morally acceptable. A world that excuses the destruction of children has lost its moral center.”

Mamdani announces $15M for trans healthcare, includes launching a call/text resource support line. Notes city Law Dept filed an amicus brief against subpoenas for medical records. Hospitals suspended care to trans youth following a Trump EO. This seems to try working around that, doesn’t mention it

Nice. Ta-Nehisi Coates will be on @majorityreport.bsky.social today. www.youtube.com/live/VRISAva...

if you want to help, this is how you can help. im in fucking crisis so please. thanks.

Who has unwrapped ice cream bars in their freezer?

I went to both Fairmount and St. Viateur in Mile End, Montreal for bagels this morning. At both places, there was a bachelor party of guys sharing a half dozen and a tub of cream cheese while clustered around a bench.

How are y’all stunned by the most obvious thing ever? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I just signed Foxglove's petition to Andy Burnham: if you become our next PM, get Palantir out of our NHS. A secretive US spy tech firm with deep Trump ties has no business holding our health data. Add your name: www.foxglove.org.uk/campaigns/an...

10 detained by NYPD and 4 detained by MTA following an early-morning disruption demo. Longtime peace activist John Mark explains why they’re protesting today as he’s carried out by NYPD:

NYPD white shirt Clamp couldn’t figure out how to operate a megaphone and went one by one notifying people of threat of arrest if they remained in the roadway.

Brief interview with KT on why she’s here today, her thoughts on being told she’s going to be arrested for this protest, and the complaints about disrupting traffic.

NEW — The sentencing of the Prairieland demonstrators shows the brutality of Trump's war on dissent, but it's not without precedent, @kimkelly.bsky.social writes. History shows us the government has always punished anti-fascism. But this time we can change the narrative in real time. Read here:

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HAKEEM JEFFRIES (pounding his desk): I tell you to get me oppo and you bring me this? This? COWERING HENCHMAN: but sir! It's ... it's cringe! HJ (mocking): "Sir, it's cringe." What is this, 2023? Our base loves soft, sincere boys! I can't do anything with this!

NYPD have arrived as demonstrators have blocked traffic for the last 15 minutes

BREAKING: On the 39th anniversary of the founding of ACT UP, protestors have shut down traffic outside Grand Central demanding “Money for AIDS and healthcare, not for ICE and warfare.”

HUH??? www.politico.com/live-updates...

Sophia Jaksuck Pennsylvania, Births and Christenings, 1709-1950

I missed this critical news: Tom Dans, the Trump-appointed chair of the United States Arctic Research Commission pitched annexing Greenland to secure an endless shrimp pipeline for Red Lobster. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I think I can bust this seed lol If you want to try it: EIFYLXCG

I thought this said flashlights

Weird Al is the only musician who will never know the joy of being parodied by Weird Al

Challenge extended:

In honor of reaching 45 million accounts on Bluesky, we will now shout out every Bluesky user individually 🧵 (1/45,000,000)

Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch

Received 20. Thank you. 17CAD more puts me at recoup for the first amount I sent during the morning. Still 52USD behind after that. 🙃