Was wondering if @lastweektonight.com would address the Kimmel stuff briefly or make it the "main story" (even though its "main stories" often involve months of prep and research). Looks like they went for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohPT...

Stevie Wonder pays tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire's "September" during tonight's "A Grammy Salute to Earth, Wind & Fire Live"

OMG KEEP THAT MAN AWAY FROM THAT CHILD!

I feel really comfortable being Jewish right now. Unlike all the other times in history, I am sure this is going to end well!

Why is this man interrupting a eulogy to talk about autism???

CBC SAYS THIS IS BREAKING NEWS

What's the over-under on Trump making this about himself?

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

“Jesus didn’t have wheels, Ralph”

I now believe that Trump’s funeral is going to be the most insane thing ever broadcast on TV.

It took ALL DAY, but we got most of Georgie’s room unpacked and their hat collection on the wall. Looks good! Need more hats, right @lesleynope.bsky.social ?

Right when the Blue Jays clinched a playoff spot.

Which Black Pastor is going to drop “The Crucifix on Caster Wheels” in the middle of a sermon while the Old Rugged Cross plays in the background? When it happens, tag me!

Erika Kirk: “We didn’t see violence, we didn’t see rioting” These are the same people who lost their fucking minds at Cracker Barrel changing their logo.

Reunited after Musk said Trump was in the Epstein files lol

Charlie Derp

Then Jesus told his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself, roll up on his cross and follow me.” Matthew 16:24

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

Jesus watching this: "Wheels! Of course! Fuck!"

I found out the source of this time's rapture fever. nypost.com/2025/09/08/l...

I know the burden's heavy As you [wheel] it through the night Some people say it's empty But that don't mean it's light —Leonard Cohen

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

@mark-carney.bsky.social is trying to create a surveillance state with his Strong Borders Act. Demand he respect our rights and treat people with care and dignity. Withdraw Bill C-2! #stopbillC2 act.gp/40oxP2E

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

BREAKING: there is egg nog at the grocery store

Why is CBC News doing wall-to-wall coverage of this??

In memory of: Tala Ibrahim Farid Qaddoura / تالا ابراهيم فريد قدوره Age: 2 We will not forget you.

Why on earth would I trust my fellow Americans to be intelligent enough for the moment when they made Young Sheldon possible.

BREAKING The Nashua Police Department in New Hampshire says that multiple people have been shot at the Sky Meadow Country Club. One suspect has been detained, but the other remains at large, the police say.

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

We had a day for getting our superpowers and they got a day for their thing

A few years back I started saying "Go Rapture yourself" so this timeline works juuuuuuuuust fine for me. Though for the sake of any minor children involved I hope they're not taking a Heaven's Gate approach.

The Bible says you would know neither the time nor place at the end but these folks are a little more determined I guess.

I forgot you get rapture naked. I'm staying inside on Tuesday. The last thing I want to happen is to be outside mowing the lawn and look to up see coochie floating past 🤢

What meal are you planning for Sept 24?

In memory of: Elaf Ahmed Rateb Abu Nawfal / إيلاف أحمد راتب ابو نوفل Age: 3 We will not forget you.

This is a sentence that only makes any sense in the context of 2025

President Trump threatens the Taliban, demanding that Bagram in Afghanistan be returned to U.S. control.

Wow, terrible timing for Harris's book release. She can't catch a break.

According to TikTok, the Rapture will be on September 23.

Hey if we get into burning books again I say we start with all the ones written by political people

A bunch of trans ppl, myself included, held our noses and voted for her, despite her studiously ignoring us. We knew exactly what it meant. I am 0% surprised she’s saying this, but it does say something that she, Buttigieg and so many others have decided to go mask off.

“it's killing our reputation and credibility" LOL

Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

if you don’t want trans girls to have muscle mass let them transition at the same age their peers start puberty. problem solved