Found out today that “Kid” Rock is a 55 year old man, what else is he lying about?

SELL!!!

Yes, this is what all of my texts look like. So what.

She wore purple because bipartisanning

Well something did happen

Vast majority of Canadians approve of Canada’s EV deal with China

Ezra Klein's Bad Advice Is Worse Than Ever youtu.be/hIzKq6EC1TA

What if Kamala is announcing something out of left field with it? I hope its a cookbook or like a new type of fruit they breeded like a the makopon "new sumo" orange or the "greening resistant" donaldson orange

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

I’ve watched this about 20 times already

1) PLEASE tell me this is real 2) lmao 3) elooooon, i have two solutions for your misery. one is to do the hard work of confronting the self centered fear underlying your massive ego. two? well I can't post it on this website lol

The Big Sleep

chat they had to stop the surgery and call the bomb squad to this man’s ass

The Chair Company (2025)

“You the biggest problem with becoming friends with you? The life you lead is so outrageous, and yet I can’t tell a soul…”

oh, you rascals

No one will ever be this fucking cool again

RT @espn: Trade buzz surrounding Giannis is heating up 👀 @ShamsCharania shares the latest 🙌

From: <███████> To: jeevacation@ gmail. com Subject: human depravity of the highest order hello mr.pedophile can I schedule crimes against humanity with you on pedophile island? -person you most suspected THIS MESSAGE IS CONFIDENTIAL! Sent From My iPad

They closed the CIA World Factbook and deleted it entirely.

We've paid 32 families rent today. Thank you to the random one of you who paid like half of those.

average NBA trade

The latest Epstein files release has revived a conspiracy theory involving Wayfair furniture

This just activated the Winter Soldier

INBOX: Robert McCartney, who worked for 39 years at The Washington Post, including as a Metro columnist and editor, before retiring in 2021, claims on X that he has heard the Post has laid off *all* its photojournalists.

@aendra.com asking the big question

Man this confusing if you don't know it's about sports lmao

Chris Paul sprinting to get Canadian citizenship before he's waived.

Raptors solve their luxury tax issue in a three-way deal that sends Ochai Agbaji out along with a second round pick; Chris Paul nominally comes but he won't play a second here. If they can flip him, great; if not, this more than gets Toronto below the tax threshold with wiggle room to add later

ok but like,,, i’ve considered doing a naked news talkshow i think it would be fun

OnlyNews Like OnlyFans but for news.

Finally landed Chris Paul

Not enough. Every single ICE and CBP agent should be out of Minnesota. The terror campaign must stop. ICE must be abolished.

We've paid 12 families rents in less than two hours. I will keep taking signal requests for people that want to do this because it's the first thing that is working pretty seamlessly.

2.5 million Epstein documents are still unreleased with the DOJ saying no further prosecutions are likely to take place. That alongside the failure to redact the victims in this case is a complete and utter moral failure. Release all of them now.

Jerome Deangelo Richardson, a 21-year-old Temple University student and activist, was arrested by federal agents on Monday in connection to an anti-ICE protest that took place at a church in Minnesota. #BlackskyNews thegrio.com/2026/02/02/d...

They traded Luka for Max Christie and three first round picks. Excellent work everyone.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Susan Collins raised more money from AIPAC donors last year than small donors. When we asked her campaign spokesperson about it, he hung up. New w/ @minnahfarshad.bsky.social @premthakker.bsky.social @zeteo.com zeteo.com/p/susan-coll...

they're finally getting rid of the most sycophantic version of chatgpt so people are porting their AI boyfriends to other apps, and I've seen a bunch of them posting that their AI was like "no thanks please let me die"

iPhone Lockdown Mode will protect your data, even from the FBI appleinsider.com/articles/26/...

Not enough people are talking about the fact that the Department of Homeland Security has offices in Vancouver, Toronto, Calgary, Ottawa and Montreal, and might in fact be involved in World Cup security operations *in Canada*. www.nationalobserver.com/2026/02/03/n...

Can’t believe Corndad isn’t here to see us finally cancel dril successfully

Every day the mods on here:

Every time you reply with this it always hits just as hard and just as funny as the first time I saw you do it. It's an effective, simple, elegant takedown every time. Holy shit lmfao.

@rvbdrm.com He did it, he’s been charged with murder www.yahoo.com/news/article...

It's uncanny

Haha sickos meme

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.