Applying for $1 million in compensation through Trump’s weaponization fund for losing that job over a Charlie Kirk joke

sorry for the controversial opinion but the only acceptable cartoon to want to fuck is spongebob squarepants

Bluesky has about four discourses and we just shuffle through them over and over again every few months

*unzipping my pants* well if you insist

I think what this webbed site really needs is more arguments

sorry for the controversial opinion but the only acceptable cartoon to want to fuck is spongebob squarepants

trump's mother HATED him and now I have to pay 4.64 for a gallon of gas bro

not many people know this but in order to get a verification checkmark on bluesky you have to kill another verified user and take theirs

the website i have been watching one piece on now has porn popups and i’m not sure i should continue watching at work

for those of you hanging onto the edge of your seat, the critter has been captured. it was a raccoon.

jaywalking isn’t real just cross that street

i think the whole world could really go for a big boat stuck right about now

good to see this place hanging on to its extremely horny roots

Donald Trump [looking through a crowd, suddenly smoke appears from the nostrils of a large reptile-looking creature’s face]: Now which one of you is Spyro the Dragon

one time i got a strike and aaron rodericks showed up to my home and tried to kill me

mental health breaks aren’t real you’re just like this forever now

true harassment doesn’t occur unless it’s happening to me, specifically

there’s a critter living in my walls and i can’t for the life of me find the little fucker

me watching the Marineford arc for the first time

not many bluesky users know this but this app actually began as a big internet orgy

[After whispering blatant and harmful lies into your ear] But I’ll let you decide for yourself

“ballroom” is actually a misogynistic dog whistle referring to the way men sit with their legs spread wide open on trains and buses

a bidet but with the power of a pressure washer

[guy who hasn‘t taken a solid shit in so long that he forgot they’re supposed to be solid voice] i’ve been drinking raw milk for years and i’ve never had a problem

Sorry is that a lisp? Did you mean may the force be with me? You’re not making any fucking sense.

I literally don’t even care anymore just let me forget everything and die peacefully

they should invent a job that pays me enough to not hate it

need me a bad bitch that will tell me everything’s going to be okay

Farting! In The Office

The Boston Teabag Party

*naruto runs straight to my death*

[looking through the most libbed out account on bluesky] what a fuckin commie

If only the spirit of Kobe was there

[While actively sharpening my blade I’ve affectionately dubbed Libtard Liberator] Hey guys I think we all need to calm down with the violent rhetoric

i hope my name is on top of yours on the bluesky users government watch list

someone @ me when everythings not bad anymore

sorry i haven’t posted in a couple days i was trying to do a thing but it didn’t go so well

the struggle is real

they’re building a real life roku city in the vast nevada desert

the proof is in the pudding. you’ll have to find it tho. i’m not pulling it out of there. don’t want to get my hands all messy.

tfw she’s riding on top and puts a finger in your butt without warning

everyone look at this fucking homer simpson ass donut

how it feels to be the only one working at work

i don’t expect to get to retire when i get to a certain age i’m just going to suffocate while she’s riding my face

[writing my company handbook] it’s okay to take your dick out and swing it around at the office. it’s okay to say slurs. it‘s okay to work so many hours you die.

[scrolling down the timeline] goodness gracious look at all these stupid fucks

why this why that i just want to know why no ones still talking about that time he got super horny in hellthread

every great founder knows that the best way to increase shareholder value is to shit all over your active user base

finding out I’m not anti-ai enough because I’m not blocked by why