Crucifixion 2 Electric Boogaloo

think tank girl

Everyone wants to talk about the beast with seven heads rising from the sea—but let me tell you it is LIBERAL FAKE NEWS.

they should invent a sort of organic computer that goes inside your head

Post now deleted, more or less confirming it was a DM. Great opsec!

no matter what you think of the guy the world jordan peterson wants for his grandma is beautiful. google “jordan peterson grandma dream” to learn more.

They literally just want you to become Republicans

that chicken would have never had the chance to cross that road if i was there

this exists it is called thinking

if your lunch break is an unpaid hour and you still sit at your desk to eat and work I think you should be studied in a lab

leaving a sign out form next to the pallet of bricks at the protest

this meeting could have been a fever dream

going back in time to kill hitler just to return to a reality where everyone mourned his death

From Feb 4th 1939

me making a cold call: hi please be nice to me me receiving a cold call: buddy what the fuck is your problem

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

browsing the website that’s doxxing people over their charlie kirk comments to see if anyone wants to be friends

the year is 2032. the only celebrities left in the resistance are tucker carlson and jimmy kimmel. all hope seems lost.

death by 1000 posts hitting the discover feed

ratatouille but it’s set in new york and he’s just helping some guy with a falafel cart make rent

me sending my own charlie kirk posts to my employer to get myself fired

due to recent inflation, free speech will now cost you 10-15 years

she looks like something you didn’t know was there and discover only after you had the film developed

I can’t name a podcast that I consistently listen to is that good or bad

I’m not downloading another tiktok. The governments gonna have to just spy on me thru my ring camera again.

Okay stop liking the characters that can kick my ass post my phones gonna die

1 like = 1 fictional character that would kick my ass

the horrors may persist but i will not

we all got that one homie who be waxxing off but never waxxing on

they're putting water in the internet that's transing the chatrooms

yes, we are on the brink of civil war. but won't somebody vote yay to the pretty little princess bill i stayed up all night writing?

Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised

"be the bigger person" sorry, can't. i'm a dude under 6' tall

a local university responded to mass reports of an associate professor's charlie kirk comments with "silencing him would run counter to charlie kirk's legacy" and i'm dead

good morning

get in, loser. this is the losermobile. we are coming in last. take your time, no rush

the guys who are constantly quoting 1984 because they have to wear a seatbelt are now discussing the creation of the thought police

Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.

The good news is that we'll never know the truth about anything ever again

it’s all been downhill since sobe stopped milking those lizards

if aliens really are here imma find out what they taste like

reminder that charlie kirk’s smug response to a black child saying he wouldn’t be here without the civil rights act was “exactly”

Today in unhelpful AI suggestions

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

just recorded this hummingbird take a shit how’s your Saturday

Left wingers—famously never assassinated throughout history