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sold art to pamela anderson once will eventually finish my graphic novel
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sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
about 2 years ago
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andy vs
about 5 hours ago
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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about 3 hours ago
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RFK Jr clearly poisoned that guy and is now fleeing the scene of the crime
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about 3 hours ago
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healthcare: $1 billion roads: $1 billion food: $4 the lie generator: $999 trillion military: $1 trillion somebody who is good at the economy help me. my country is dying
about 5 hours ago
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weeder
about 20 hours ago
We all have those 478 people we can't stand
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okay that was fun and all now when do we get mandaniās first scandal
about 18 hours ago
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Asked a New Yorker why she wasnāt wearing her hijab if sheās so happy about the new mayor and she stabbed me with her stiletto
about 23 hours ago
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Rudy Giuliani today
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I think itās great that every right wing political pundit is talking about how New York City is basically now Saudi Arabia weeks after praising a bunch of comedians for performing in Saudi Arabia
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yall think the kool aid man can pour himself into smaller glasses and split his consciousness or are those like his guts and stuff
about 2 years ago
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wokeness today
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grilled cheese š§
3 days ago
happy no nut november to all who celibate
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New York City is so funny because everywhere else Republicans are all āDonāt become a liberal cat ladyā but there the right-wing mayoral candidate is like āif communism comes to the streets of New York I will kill it with my feline armyā
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tbh sharia law sounds pretty dope i loved hips donāt lie
1 day ago
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After an embarrassing defeat, Andrew Cuomo forced to go back to sexually harassing the hostess at Chiliās
1 day ago
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Todays gotta be like 9/11 for New York City billionaires
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Antifa Super Horse @ The Clidoris
1 day ago
Bluesky rn
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As is custom in the New York City mayoral race, the winner will now fire the loser into space with a gigantic cannon
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Daniel Kibblesmith
1 day ago
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Canāt wait to hear him say this out loud
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2 days ago
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The Turd Reich is freaking out
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2 days ago
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dick has fallen
2 days ago
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they should invent a bed that children canāt crawl into in the middle of the night
2 days ago
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i'm not voting today and there's nothing the scolds can do about it
2 days ago
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almost 2 years ago
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about 1 year ago
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Joel
2 days ago
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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my son is clearly being super productive with his textbooks
2 days ago
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I could have sworn Dick Cheney died while he was still in prison in the 1980s
2 days ago
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the bluesky team should make the text on this app bigger so it's easier to read while driving
3 days ago
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how can i thrive in this work environment when all of my ideas are being shot down because they are āpushing itā or āillegalā
3 days ago
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No itās not
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3 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
6 days ago
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
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shaq's on threads posting ai videos of himself winning the world series with the dodgers if anyone needs another reason to hate this particular monday
3 days ago
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Razzball
4 days ago
Healthcare but only for my friends
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Every time I see an ai generated image or video I log off for a little longer and I have almost become free
7 days ago
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love to see my city step up a bit like this
7 days ago
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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN
8 days ago
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Don Moynihan
8 days ago
Does anyone know what Cuomo's dad did for a living?
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lmao what the fuck is happening
8 days ago
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complaining to my wife about my new job is funny because sheās like āi had to navigate patients through a bomb threat at the hospitalā and iām all āyeah my day was crazy too i had to think of 12 synonyms for āprovidesā for a ping pong blogā
8 days ago
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Seems bad
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8 days ago
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new app logo looks like shit
8 days ago
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itās called pudding because of the way iām pudding it in my mouth
9 days ago
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Itās 4 AM. Weāre in the middle of the 32nd inning. The ballpark kiss cam keeps panning to the only two people left in the stadium.
10 days ago
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The only real loser in all of this is our employers in the morning
10 days ago
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Dodgers announce Clayton Kershaw was removed after just one batter face in order to attend the birth of his grandchild
10 days ago
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Bobby Silverman
10 days ago
Iām watching the World Series. Iām taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. Iām at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
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fouling a ball off my dick to establish dominance
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