It’s wild this was on TV like pre-2014 because we were still in Elk Grove IIRC and all I have to do is search espn penis to find it 😂

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I just want tasty cheese and house drains that work is that too much to ask

My whole life kids have been told railways were the key to US prosperity, in the past tense

Oh good the laundry machine drain just backed up all over, xmas is canceled!

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

We sell lots of cat mugs @tahlya.bsky.social makes but not dog mugs bc people only want their dog’s breed not just the idea of “dog” lol

Only reason I know somewhat about it is because a grandparent on both sides took up a late in life genealogy project. Only interesting thing was finding out my grandma’s family and my wife’s grandmas family were from towns in Slovakia about 60 miles apart. Both ended up in Cleveland (we met in CA)

Making Triple Cream today

One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie

Xmas halupki

it's incredible to contemplate: these people don't have enough. they look at your rickety remaining safety nets -- maybe some employer provided health insurance, maybe even a 401k -- and they think: i need to get my greasy lips around those dregs and drink them dry too

One day I’ll get better at making a tradition (forgot to make another set of clay gingerbread houses with Tahl)

WE’RE TRYING 😂

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

I did not enjoy Spirited! Don’t put it in the paper that I enjoyed Spirited!

WE’RE TRYING 😂

One day I’ll get better at making a tradition (forgot to make another set of clay gingerbread houses with Tahl)

Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo. (this was the first one that came up)

www.livescience.com/space/glitte... Wow #jameswebb #astronomy

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

Had this on all night last night, very chill

"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States. Juice.

Tis the season to celebrate all the bluesky haters whose only real complaint is that the worst people, politicians and journalistic hacks routinely get nuclear ratio’d on here

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Got some of that City Bakery bread from Royal Crest and you weren’t kidding, it’s very good! @erniebufflo.bsky.social

This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser

For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI. 10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!

started / going

Slowly becoming Colorado facts guy: Did you know there are trees up near the alpine line that have been alive since hundreds of years before the Roman empire? Bristlecone pines are gnarly looking unbothered survivors. This one is high up on Mount Blue Sky

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

2 dozen eggs for $3.79 at Costco is the holiday treat we all deserve

Republicans: Do all sorts of illegal shits Dems: We must let the files process play out!

Oh no its 3am sorry gn

Blowing my brains out (in game) after knowing nothing has described the situation more accurately and nothing has changed since then except having shitlibs quote it unironically 🫠 youtu.be/Nyvxt1svxso?...

Whoever wrote this able body yourself into a public space one time I stg

“Why is it my lord is silent while I wag my tail and run about like a dog?” I’ve been left on read too many times. A man named Ashur-resiwa is begging a superior to answer his previous 3 letters, and we can maybe all relate to both sides of this particular coin.

When you lose your job and can’t heat your home, its gotta be AI!

Couple non-meteorite related shots from this weekend 🌌

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Thanks to all the bsky sleuths we are 90% sure its a meteor blowing up, leaving open the possibility for human ass hunters from space. So I’m guessing the red is superheated silicate/iron debris which makes sense for both its persistence over time but also the slow fade as it cools?

Couple non-meteorite related shots from this weekend 🌌

Thanks to all the bsky sleuths we are 90% sure its a meteor blowing up, leaving open the possibility for human ass hunters from space. So I’m guessing the red is superheated silicate/iron debris which makes sense for both its persistence over time but also the slow fade as it cools?

Ok roughly 3 hours to home

Maybe? I can't think of anything more likely, but I would expect meteor debris to keep falling, right? I had a peek at your charts and, if my grubby constellation lines are accurate, The Blob is right over γ Caeli. Is... is γ Caeli okay? lmao

Any of my smarty pants followers (Specifically thinking of peeps that do space science or astrophotography) know what this mysterious giant red orb/cloud in the sky is? Just trying to find out if I need to add it to my RECENT OMINOUS PORTENTS list