If clocks were real about now is when they’d be saying ‘now’s not the time’ while I’m posting this

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

Gonna be extra great when AI slop causes things to not get made that people might actually have wanted

Well it’s official, the Joanns that was near us is a Spirit Halloween

They've lost the 9yos

Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness. Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you. Right this way. /1

These are the papers you better present under my authoritarian regime

Its day 10 of the sumo and a nice cool day so I’m making chanko nabe

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Move over double rainbow….double comet! 🥰

Bouie is the 🐐

Makin custard for dark chocolate ice cream

Sunday vibes

Not great having zero confidence any democratic coalition is keeping track of what would need to be reversed should they ever regain power, let alone campaigning on their intention to do so

@jeffreon.bsky.social mug pic with one of these when?

Just got a round of drinks comped at I think the 4th different place we go to in Denver and I’m like, I try to be nice to staff and I tip well but I also feel like its just baseline interaction. Do people like us or are there really that many rude people out there? Or both?

The train like the earth below it feels nothing. Cursed to participate in a meaningless exchange of space and time. An inelegant empty dance…

Dutch late night TV has its take

Mita is incredible! 5-0 put up to a makushita match and wins…absolute unit

I don't think they want to understand. They're too wrapped up in feeling like Sensible Adults™ for politely debating fascists who are using them as a platform. "I do not have the luxury or the privilege to sit there and be civil with people who do not acknowledge my full humanity."

Libs ate up the protecting girl’s sports messaging when that was never the goal. The goal is edging around, restricting and eventually stripping women’s rights entirely. Just so fucking obvious its exhausting.

Soup!

Soup season bitches

Wish we’d picked these up a bit earlier for spooky season (Tahl’s spooky stuff sold out at Oktoberfest) but our last market this year is before Halloween at a Fall Fest so hopefully we can push some fun stuff through

If Dems ever get control back and don’t immediately revoke Fox News FCC license they are not serious people

Well this dramatic sketch going on atm is effective 😢

Curated by Brian Eno, this ‘Together For Palestine’ charity concert is streaming now from OVO Wembley Arena togetherforpalestine.org www.youtube.com/live/RWBVHFv... @dark-shark.bsky.social

Slicing the bacon we cured/smoked is probably the trickiest part

Compromise is not possible with fascism. If I have a glass of water and you have a glass of poison and we commingle them we’re still both ending up drinking poison and the poison only came from the one place

The police told Trey Reed's family that he'd been found dead in his dorm room. They found out from the media that he'd actually been found hanging from a tree in the middle of campus. www.mississippifreepress.org/trey-reeds-f...

Mita is so impressive wow #sumo

Also wiener dog race 🐶🐾

Also wiener dog race 🐶🐾

So two things happened during the stein holding competition at the Oktoberfest last weekend... 1) All the dudes took their shirts off 2) The guy that won took a FaceTime call from his mom during it

The list of ingredients in this chai blend is wild

Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette? waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him? [waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs] GR: *whispers* fuck me

NYT running on empty eh?

Got to shoot a wiener dog race today so that’s pretty good

Well after just an OK showing last year, today was our most successful event to date! Thanks to everyone who came through, we really appreciate the support. Prost! ❤️ @artsandcox.com

We’re at Denver Highlands Oktoberfest today, come through and check out our pottery!

When the event doesn’t start for 45 minutes and you haven’t even finished setting up and make a sale 😊

Good morning. Bunday morning.

Current level of legacy journalism seems to be “I mean, that’s what I was hearing, anyway”

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

Cuba decided to help pack up for tomorrow 💀

In think we need to shut down Utah until we figure out what’s going on

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

Time to break out the chart

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week