Well I’m just so sad and upset for my wife. 6 months ago, and after working for the University of Colorado for 8 years, her AI obsessed boss cut her from full time to half time. Today she was fully laid off. She gave almost a decade of her life to CU, including being instrumental when COVID hit.

Hoshoryu is too good at sumo

8 Diarrheas In A Dufflebag

I can’t believe we can’t have physical bisques anymore. THANKS A LOT, SONY!

my god, this is amazing. apparently from a NY Times interview with Neill and Goldblum. Resharing with alt text so everyone can enjoy

Hiding jewelry in there, calling them uncut gems

An urban legend growing up in a suburban Cleveland town was that someone there got fully run over by a steamroller on the job and I will never try to find out if it was true

This is a really useful post about what you need to know about Cyclospora. I learned things. You will too

Post game polenta

Lets go!

Hell yeah lock in

Yokozuna Onosato looking baffled after another loss to Yoshinofuji who was in Juryo like 3 tournaments ago as Kusano

And cheesecake tasted just a bit better that day

We had a fairly early lulzbot 3d printer and now watching our current one its so incredible. Like it’s so much faster and accounts for and calibrates to the vibrations it makes while printing it’s completely insane and so much fun to watch while a lil high

Top tier insane twitch name read by @midnightsumo.bsky.social tonight JackedNippleson

Aonishki just absolutely yeeted a dude out the dohyo

Brief and unexpected Illness is a b-side on Beck’s Stereopathetic Soul Manure

Like on top of the baby face Ura has resting jolly face. Combined with his very fun style of Sumo no wonder he’s so loved

Maybe it will happen to tres

Awkward gamer getting introduced at their first LAN

Who is this dog and how do I get him to come to my party

I carpooled to high school with two friends and 5-6 times a month we’d go get McDonald’s breakfast and smoke cigs and read the free USA Today they had to see sports box scores surrounded mostly by blue collar workers, it was a vibe. We also did the same at Bob Evans but more rarely due to cost

Well we had one good air day before back to this

pausa de hidratación

It’s time for Grand Sumo. It’s a 15 day tournament 6x per year tournament. If you’re USA it happens at night. Every day* of the tournament I post links to watch for free. Below are twitch links. Streamers host for subs & tips so please do if able. I will also post YouTube links. Hakkeyoi!!!

The Last of Mitch

Quite a quote!

When I was cleaning the gutters I found this lil buddy growing in there below the juniper tree. Should only take a lifetime to get as big

Widows Bay s2

This is after 13 magpies landed on our weirdo across the street neighbor’s lawn, but trust they and therefore due to rules of the poem the devil exist there 😱

The year I take a break on the garden…

We saw an adult bunny in the area last night & baby bunnies were gone this morning. Tahl sent a picture of the nest to a rehab person her & the neighbor were consulting & they said bc the nest didn’t otherwise look disturbed the mom may have taken them to the burrow so we’re choosing to believe that

This company and any like it need to be regulated out of existence. The fact that they were allowed to exist in the first place is an abject failure of governance. If you want my vote, you better promise to destroy them

What degree of adhd is being up at night cutting out scale representations of your market shelves and table to plan your setup?

Who up gazing upon they orbs?

That’s ol’ man Jupiter with a stogey in his mouth

There’s 5 baby squirrels that just feel out of a tree in our yard. A neighbor found them and put them in a box. No sign the nest feel just them 😬

Everyone should carry a holster equipped with cans of silly string to shoot at anyone wearing these creep glasses

absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers

Mark Ham wowed the world with this picture. But then someone wowed me even more by pointing out that the moon always has the same phase when it's in a rainbow! (1/2)

Beyond obviously fuck this, I’m sure nothing untoward will come of it

Wow

One reason I’m different is I grew up with regional (Cleveland) jokes like Where does Dolly Parton shop at? Hills! Because Hills is where the toys are! (Layaway toys) youtu.be/w4Qjzwd7NAw?...

I bet RFK Jr loves trick candles

You can take the CUM out of the world cup but you’ll never take the skeets out of bluesky

Being a woman rocks because if you use AI you’re stupid and if you don’t use AI you’re dumb

The difference between the way the two current Yokozuna present themselves is so funny to me. Hoshoryu is always so serious and Onosatu looks so happy

Well anyway good news is the July sumo basho starts in 6 days

Bwahahahahaaaaa