The scariest thing about Greenwich Village is the rents

“It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.” -Assata

Him, meeting up with his lobster crew, smoking a cigarette: “they almost got me”

it was the back end 💀 he was so distraught

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

They run their shit, we cower in fear, they keep going They run their shit, we’re like “nope,” they’re like “did you know we were on the side of the people the whole time?”

“If you don’t let me spend infinite amounts of money on failed surveillance tech, we’ll end up in a hellscape where no one marks the minorities for death”

Apparently if everyone who liked the book put “liked it” you could all trick the algorithm

📖📖📖 some personal news: I'm writing a book!

WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT STUDENT DEBT? novelist Kashana Cauley visits UIC 10/28! @kashana.blacksky.app in conversation w Professors Anna Kornbluh+Jason Wozniak of The Debt Collective books for sale on site + free in advance to English majors thanks to Simon & Schuster huminst.uic.edu/events/the-p...

Somewhere there’s a group of thirteen year old boys wondering what it takes to become a Tylenol dealer

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

“After saying a quick prayer to the picture of George Soros that I keep mounted in my car, I ate a delicious vegan meal before embarking on another fulfilling day of antifa terrorism”

brb using a sharpie to write “I Love Tylenol” on a bullet so the government has an open and shut case

i bet moments before, the shooter graffiti'd BLACKS RULE

I assume that we won't get Surgeon General reports about the epidemic of white men shooting people and sociological studies about where their fathers are?

Wild how all the people doing crime these days just coincidentally leave bullets with the narrative they want very neatly written on top

Well, at least we’re burning through water and poisoning the Black people of Memphis so we can get more positive representations of, uh

Those poor people, calling the rapture’s manager to complain that it didn’t show up again

thanks NY Post! nypost.com/2025/09/23/m...

god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”

We want to defund the police, but are opposed to words

Happy rapture day! Please aim yourself at the sky in an orderly fashion so the rest of us can inherit your house

Don’t forget to put out milk, cookies, all your worldly belongings and your soul out tonight for rapture santa

Disney: over the last 72 hours we were shocked to discover that censorship isn’t cool.

If they really want to make it more likely the rapture happens they should give it a regular schedule, like rapture tuesdays

the 2025 Kia Dark Night of the Soul

You can’t make antivaxxers happy. You come up with a perfectly reasonable line of bullshit about aspirin and autism and they’re all like “but i wanted autism to be caused by diet soda and werewolves”

It must be fun to be the person who picks the rapture dates. You get to consult your calendar, have millions of people care, be wrong, and have those millions of people feverishly look forward to the next time you’re wrong.

The rapture is definitely happening tomorrow. Everyone’s gonna wake up and put on “house of jealous lovers”

Chiefs-giants feels less like a football game than it does a three act play about failure

Gotta say I’m not a big fan of 2 Jim Crow 2 Furious

Where @kashana.blacksky.app absolutely obliterates a certain kind of media profile...

This is today!

*opens TikTok one week from now* “Did you know Black people have an extra muscle for crime?!””

Oh no!

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

You mean to tell me that dozens of pages whining about how people are unfair to you isn’t quite a lawsuit?

Drug ads are so funny. They’re always like “is there a twitch in your left arm? Duplexant will fix it, but the side effects may include headache, joint pain, kidney failure, sudden blood loss, and being stabbed to death by a time traveling assassin from the 1740s”

I like my fridges dumb, young, and full of plums

"Skeletor Announces His Endorsement of Darth Vader"

Shout out to @mcsweeneys.net for letting me treat a certain kind of article with the level of respect it deserves. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

"This isn't who we are," says nation whose history books are a bunch of redactions

Weird that free speech suddenly seems to have developed a cover charge and a bouncer

Congrats @itsafronomics.bsky.social! Can’t wait to dive in!

I try not to food shame but my father has gone too far this time with his leftover-based lunch dish 😂

I can't eat your love and enthusiasm, pal

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

TODAY, I AM OFFICIALLY AN AUTHOR!!! A CHILDHOOD DREAM COME TRUE!!!!! #TheDoubleTax is the first book I've ever written and it’s OUT EVERYWHERE TODAY. Four years. 100s of stories. Countless drafts. I woke up today as a FIRST TIME author. WOW. Get your copy TODAY: annagifty.com #booksky #blacksky