Another successful year for Mike Tomlin and his voodoo doll

The funniest Steelers play is when they run any short sneak and Rodgers stands four years behind the line of scrimmage, knitting a sweater

“I will not defend Nicolas Maduro.” I will. He has a luxurious mustache. He looks like he knows his way around a grill

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

2027 is going to be our year.

Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

No, because that’s what white folks especially love to do. And your culture is not a costume! 💖 #ally

*Erykah Badu voice* “you better call Tyrone, but you can’t use my phone.”

“This Indiana thing is cute and all but let’s see them against a football team from a real conference, like the SEC.” Indiana:

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days

Happy new year, and a terrible new year to your enemies

Happy 26th year of the Willennium

Boys: Who’s that? Me: Diana Ross. Boys: Who is she? Me: Man, even I’m not old enough to tell you.

A few weeks ago, they sent a robot to the Mavs and Kyrie accidentally killed it by pushing it over and this so funny www.instagram.com/reel/DSYWNRj...

Congrats to the like, eight people who bought their tenth yacht while running millions of us out of jobs

Wanted to end this funky year with beauty. We took the kids to the Studio Museum of Harlem. Thought I’d share some of the loveliness. Thread below. Guardian (in yellow), 2020. Naudline Pierre.

Honored that my novel The Payback made it onto Linda’s list of Wonderful Things from 2025, alongside cool stuff like Sinners!

man breaks off a relationship with a woman bc he has to "replace key elements of my wardrobe"

Finished @kashana.blacksky.app’s book today. Hilarious and also horrifying, I absolutely could not put it down

The congratulations to our newest billionaire articles are wild. Please applaud the newest member of the class of people that wrecked your air, or your water, or your wages, or your right to walk down the street.

You telling me the white supremacists are out there not liking black people?!?

I guess I lost track of Brigitte Bardot after my childhood where I learned that she was a famous hot lady from the past and am just catching up on her recent activities of loving animals, hating non-white people and being dead

Billionnaires are so funny. I think they think being liked is something you can purchase at the cash register.

There’s hostile architecture and then there’s pennywise the clown lives in our bathroom

I guess it’s time for are facists that bad? What if they smile, or put on a sweater, or exercise self control by not saying racial and ethnic slurs for sixty whole seconds?

Spotted @kashana.blacksky.app The Payback at Gladys bookstore in Bed Stuy

I’m only 3/4ths through this book, but I’m wrecked. Lots of people have correctly noted that it feels important, but (a) he’s a damn good storyteller, and (b) it’s hard to read this and not constantly see how the attempt to prop up the violence of western hegemony wrecks all our lives

“There’s a responsible way to use AI” “There’s a responsible way to pay more for electricity, poison Black people, and encourage teens to kill themselves”

Racism is so boring that they’re out here trying to invent racism 2

It’s always sad when pop tarts resort to cannibalism

28 BBLs later: society collapses thanks to a plague of undead butts

An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die

I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?

Completely worth being taken hostage for

I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.

You will be visited by three spirits, and it will feel good.

Watching Die Hard and wondering if Bruce Willis invented the modern tradition of men in action movies rescuing people in a tank top

imagine being born with the potential to develop incredible skill, athleticism, and height, toiling and training for decades to actualize world class ability, only to be awarded the title of "Denver Nugget"

“Hey kids, need a seasonal job? Come cover up crimes for Christmas.”

Man in dead industry tells the kids to just do what he did and become famous in 2005

“Oops, sorry, I thought everyone would name the weird racial profiling stops that get people thrown in concentration camps after somebody else.”

Told my family I don’t really care what christmas gift they get me as long as it’s Tactical

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news

logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes

Absolutely dying that like, 10% of their scandals are like “whoa whoa whoa, I thought we all signed a contract that says we’re doing the racism to everyone except me”

I hadn’t thought about 60 Minutes in forever, but then they started hiding the news, like a cool scavenger hunt.

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

Exactly what we expected