Just outside Seattle on I-5 🤘

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we’re doing incredible work over here folks

Ah yes, the fertile "regrowing teeth" subgenre of science fiction. Many classics there.

40 rods to the hogshead

you guys,,

WHICH JAMES

Minneapolis has seen a stunning 1,646% spike in calls from families who can't pay rent because they're afraid to leave their homes to work. This is state violence manufacturing housing precarity in real time. People should not be facing eviction when their city is under occupation.

my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter. name a fucking high school after him.

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

do not ask our queen of capitalism to risk fucking up her bag

this is a huge PRO meg stalter house

good morning !

bathing in raw sewage to show I'm not a slave to the tyranny of clean water

Exciting news in a world full of very not exciting news: The Vera Project is opening a new all-ages venue in Georgetown in early 2027! @davesegal.bsky.social has the story for @thestranger.com here:

Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs

an old coach used to say to us: when’s the best time to kick a man? when he’s down

i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

“greg bovino was doing politics the right way” - ezra klein

why does this baby have a linkedin photo lmao

dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see

godspeed you! scheming vizier

as a lesbian activist & proud race traitor, I'll say it: Alex Pretti was the hero we needed to lay his life down for freedom, because the people who weren't already aware of the stakes didn't see themselves in Renee Macklin Good (ask me how I know)

What I'm talking about, and what non-white people have been talking about for a very long time, is how it's only when white people start getting hurt or dying that people start to be characterized as "heroes" and "martyrs".

butlerian jihad: now

update: still going. also lol at all the over indexing of chase bliss pedals

unvarnished terrorism

*longest deepest sigh*

drawing of naruto and his boywife michaelangelo ninja turtle making passionate love: we must marshall the full power of the state to destroy this sadists turning photos of your real actual children into violent terror images in order to psychologically damage you: um whos to say if its good or bad

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

Well said.

yo the word “rat” is literally in this dude’s name- can the writer’s room get a grip this reality is so dumb

ben & jerry's karamel sutra breakfast cereal

*lavar ball voice* never lost

dicko mode

My old college classmate, a part-time TikTok influencer, just openly wondered on Instagram whether something's wrong with her TikTok algorithm. TikTok's sale to the Ellisons has been finalized. The best time to delete the app from your phones was yesterday; the second-best time to do it is now.

On NPR on Friday, there was a story of a 4-year-old--an American citizen--who hasn't left her house since early December, not even to play in the yard. And her 8-year-old brother recently stopped going to school, too. Their father is undocumented, and the family doesn't want to risk him being taken.

i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app

cracked open a cold one, basking in all of it

my son has only know an undefeated and super bowl bound seahawks team

holy shit

lmao

OH MY GOD LOL

here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win

You know Nacua is thinking to himself “I should’ve gone farther right”

happy 40th birthday sean. get you and your wack ass boss baby haircut into the broadcast booth, you’re washed

they fucking did it. never any doubt

dmb? fox producer saying fuck ice

sam is hurting, such a bad miss to shaheed