feel like i'm gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this one

I could easily a house a whole can of corned beef hash

pre-covid i used to always get corned beef hash at this self-serve breakfast buffet in laguardia. corned beef hash is already basically really nice dog food to begin with. i love it so much

he has a point. some people put decades of energy into raising a kid just for it to become Sam Altman

the media has largely moved on, but the threat of ICE is still very real. grateful to @heavyweight.bsky.social for telling this story

warriors basketball is kind of a bummer these days, thinking I might switch to baseball and make being an obnoxious padres/mets fan my new personality

half the jokey phrases I use every day originated with trump? wow. I didn’t know that. I just—you’re telling me now for the first time.

Nina Westbrook, the wife of Sacramento Kings point guard Russell Westbrook, publicly shared an email she said she received, which wished for her and her husband to “die in a car crash” after he scored just five points in the Kings’ Thursday night loss to the Orlando Magic.

unfortunately realizing too late that the substance is not really a mid dinner movie

There are already a handful of Council Members who are on record as supporting the 0.5% demand for public libraries. You can find them here: nycplan.org/scorecards/l... Don't see your member on here? Then reach out to ask them to get on board.

4-5 years ago there were MDs like Lucy McBride crowing about the urgency of normal, getting kids back to school. There were PR hacks like David Zweig supporting them. Now kids are being sent to immigration detention, getting measles & these folks are nowhere to be found. It was never about the kids.

this is everything I've ever wanted

this is basically the sentient vending machine side quest from cyberpunk 2077 except with vast negative social consequences to real people

peter claffey as dunc in a knight of the seven kingdoms is the spiritual successor to sean astin’s samwise gamgee

walked past a girl smoking and thought her sweater said “lorde tennis court.” very cool. then she put her hand down and turns out it actually said “London tennis club.” not cool.

I genuinely like Geese but Getting Killed is their weirdest album and I get why people are mad that some consider them the new Rock Band for Interesting Boys

chose to enjoy my evening by watching weapons instead of the nba all star game. now that’s a film folks

severely stressing myself out by watching Santa Clara v Gonzaga. sco cos

an essential and truly horrifying read

new music friday: Everywhere Isn't Texas by August Ponthier. lovely indie pop country album, lyrics that bounce between poignant and joking, and great production. like a nonbinary sapphic Sabrina Carpenter. it's great! open.spotify.com/album/75jUCk...

Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of history’s pre-eminent mass murderers

underground there's half as much food as this

“trigger measures” 🧐

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

uh oh

Redfield is a Trump appointee and known crank. If COVID was circulating in summer of 2019, the entire timeline of the pandemic would be different. Chinese authorities were not "pushing the wet market narrative," they actively covered it up. What is happening to people's brains over there

yesterday my solidcore instructor (yes, I am a pilates girlie now) ended class with "happy sunday, stay warm, fuck ICE." it's a normal part of everyday life now. this woman just doesn't want to be reminded that everyone she knows thinks she's a fascist sympathizer because, well, she is

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

even trump didn’t watch the turning point show lmao

also that wedding during the halftime show was real right?

bush person is going to be the most popular Halloween costume this year

man Benito absolutely killed it. unbelievable. that was amazing

it is pretty funny that collectively we’ve decided no one cares about the teams playing in the super bowl and we’re just there to watch bad bunny

it should probably spark some reflection within public health that this specific political demand is absent from the responses of most of our institutions, organizations, and leaders

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

rest in peace my granny 🙏

happy friday friends

I made a delicious cortado in my favorite to go mug this morning and then left it on the counter as I left. absolutely devastating, day ruined

after years of searching, I’ve finally found it: the best NA beer money can buy. clausthaler pilsner. $5 at our local bottle shop. a true, honest to goodness 10/10

can’t not hear and see:

I just thought everyone should see this

the use of activist language to oppose meaningful safety infrastructure—or in this case, rip it out—is shameful and embarrassing

it's been miserably cold in new york this week so I finally ordered a new parka. of course it's shipping from the netherlands so I now owe hundreds of dollars in tariffs. super cool that this is normal now

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

look I know I can’t really talk since I’m working on my second degree from Columbia but if you go to Yale you should join a class action suit

“we know you’re eating a hot dog”

young the giant just announced a jeremy renner-style app for super fans that costs $75 a year. I love these guys but come on lol