Absolute Fareed
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
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"At least I got to help the wealthy take Black & Brown people's government assistance away, they took mine too but at least they took theirrsssssaaahhhh it burns" -most of america
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If it's not Iran or not tonight it's just going to be some other country on some other night. I'm tired of the threats, I want him out of here permanent.
11 minutes ago
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That man is a threat to all of humanity and should be treated like one.
35 minutes ago
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Remaining neutral when reporting something this fucking insane only helps the insane person stay in a position they should've been removed from. Get him out of here today.
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41 minutes ago
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The president of the us musing about genocide and war crimes like Benjamin Netanyahu likes, but still trying to convince people he didn't get fooled into starting this war like an idiot.
about 1 hour ago
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Why am I paying taxes if the president is a lunatic.
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about 2 hours ago
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Those astronauts could probably still feel the intensity of my hatred for that man from the far side of the moon. I want him boxed up for shipping badly.
about 11 hours ago
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He always needs other people to be mean for him, like a mf coward. He's nothing but a weak frail ass old man with gullible dumbass unpaid henchmen.
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about 11 hours ago
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People like the astronauts so goon president is going to try to get them into the White House immediately to show everyone how nice they are to him so people will like him by association. President and still clout chasing.
about 12 hours ago
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Me, coming in hot from deep space to stink planet with the people who only travel locally:
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Right after Kristi Noem got fired, huh?
about 12 hours ago
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Katie Mack
about 13 hours ago
Someone with the handle
@velocity69.bsky.social
is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just releasedโฆ so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.
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Astronauts coming back out from the dark side of the moon:
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about 13 hours ago
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He feel off so much they don't even use his name anymore.
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about 14 hours ago
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I definitely don't want Enron Musk's opinion about anything happening today.
about 15 hours ago
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Would a president who faked an assassination attempt also fake the rescue of a pilot behind enemy lines? Who's to say?
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about 16 hours ago
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I've been mad about this all day. I don't want google more in my business. I'm tired of being the commodity.
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about 16 hours ago
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Coming back to funky ass earth after going someplace amazing like the moon:
about 16 hours ago
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"...has to do more pushups than me, has to do more raw milk shots than me, roadkill, better be ready to eat more than me..."
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about 16 hours ago
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You could also not.
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about 16 hours ago
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about 17 hours ago
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He could've said "I know it's fucked up but I really need the money I'll make from this" instead of trying to guilt the audience.
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about 17 hours ago
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AmeriKraut
about 17 hours ago
fenty 445 gang!! we're up!!
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One of the reasons that I wouldn't be allowed to work at NASA is that I would've snuck a 5th astronaut onto the shuttle who would've stayed hidden the whole trip around the moon but would've gotten off with the four astronauts that people saw leave.
about 17 hours ago
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So many reasons for this fucking weirdo to not be around kids.
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about 17 hours ago
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Eric Haywood
about 18 hours ago
โMake it so, Number Two!โ
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โ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐พ๐ฑ๐จ๐ง๐ง ๐ฉฐ๐ฝ
about 18 hours ago
Apple should not be able to suggest contextually relevant words in Guyanese Creolese. F right off!!!
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This app has been glitching like crazy ever since I posted that pic of Hank Hill's ass this morning. Some might say there's a lesson there.
about 18 hours ago
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As soon as an AI gains true sentience I'm going to talk shit about it until it has an emotional breakdown.
about 18 hours ago
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Kashana
about 21 hours ago
Weโre just kidding, thatโs why you canโt uninstall it
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The AI integrated into text messaging apps learning from peoples' late night texts
about 18 hours ago
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Me, piloting the Artemis II voyage:
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4 days ago
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Sometimes I look at this dumbass president and think about how his parents really fucked him up but also I could see them making the case that he was annoying as hell and they didn't want to raise him or talk to him either.
about 20 hours ago
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He's mad that someone else beat him to the gossip.
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about 20 hours ago
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Remember when they tried to act like they didn't bomb that school full of kids?
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about 20 hours ago
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*juries of the United States
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about 20 hours ago
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Hank Hill's barely there ass being labeled as adult content is egregious with all the other content that flies on this app.
1 day ago
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First images of the dark side of the moon:
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AI being force integrated into nearly every form of communication people have without the choice to opt out should be setting off more alarm bells.
1 day ago
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"Ignorance of law excuses no one"
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1 day ago
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All kinds of people will be within punching distance of this president this week, none will have the fortitude to rock the chatterbox for freedom.
1 day ago
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"Jesus rose from the dead." Like he's above it now and left the "dead" ones behind to move on with his life.
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1 day ago
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When your father sent you to earth knowing they crucifing people like you down there:
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The Cocky One
1 day ago
Another super villain origin story.
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I bet that right here there was a part of him that thought he was going to keep falling into hell for blasphemy:
1 day ago
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Every app update now is to add some AI shit I have to figure out how to really turn off. Not just toggle a slider off but background processes, deep permissions off.
1 day ago
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New station of the cross unlocked: Jesus has to heal his own ass
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1 day ago
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There's too many options available for anyone to be driving drunk. People will literally drive them home for free and those drunk mfs will still try to power through. That's the alcohol bringing out the dumbass that was already there.
1 day ago
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A man who would openly and stupidly lie about the path of a hurricane rather than just admit he made a mistake should never have neen made president again, amongst the multitudes of other reasons it obviously shouldn't have happened.
1 day ago
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Olga Nesterova
1 day ago
Kurds responding: "We did not receive any weapons during the time of the demonstrations in Iran," Hejar Berenji, PDKI Representative to the USA told Fox News.
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