It's physically impossible to get the last 10% of the lotion out of a Bath & Body tube without a hydraulic press.

The US chasing oil tankers like they need it to buy meth.

Unfortunately many people seem to remember all the things I said we'd deal with after the holidays like some dickheads.

She looks like she's aged 5-10 years since 2024.

This goon president is giving billionaires the money they hunt for sport and giving his cult followers the racism they need to numb the financial pain from what the billionaires are doing to them.

Changing the rules because that's the only way he can win in loser shit and he knows it.

Poor gullible racists just suddenly discovered that Somalis are now the reason that other white rich people have historically taken advantage of them and they're mad as hell, just like always.

I can never predict what kind of conversation I'm going to walk into on this app

Nothing bothers these people more than the people they hate openly disliking them. It burns them up.

A white liberal man defending racist white people from what a Black woman saw them doing with her own eyes for no gain other than defending whiteness. Sick, sad world. But consistent.

Ah yes, the "Not all white people who voted for the man who weirdly had Black people getting beaten at his rallies in 2015" defense. People are literally getting dragged away to concentration camps but you're worried about the sterling record of white folks. Letter from a Birmingham Prison still.

They leaning hard into those Christian values again.

Damnit

Ok but what we woke up new years day and THAT specific man was dead?

It's not true unless Phil posts it.

House Republicans’ health care proposal is for Americans to purchase “junk plans” — nothing more.

These men are going to film their own ass whompings.

"I'm trained to help people get in shape physically so I can definitely help people get fit financially, spiritually and fix their marriages." -fitness influencers actively needing to calm tf down

They should've said it to George Clooney too.

American businesses haven't done that in the american market.

It's just permanently windy now?

One introvert making up excuses to not meet up with another introvert is wild because I'm regretting making this plan too, fam, free me also.

Nothing Marjorie Taylor Greene could say hasn't already been said by someone else who wasn't a shit person so just listen to the not shit person instead. This applies to all garbage people who try to pivot in the media.

Wrong Kennedy, death.

That Chanel logo was foreshadowing handcuffs.

Making "🎵oh, oh, oh, Ozempic🎵" catchy was marketing witchcraft because it makes zero sense.

I’ve been sharing my sets on here for well over a year. $chillarybanks

Catching assault charges with a newborn at home is wild. Where are his friends?

If the lawyer is saying it'll be hard enough to defend in court without also having to defend him in public, he definitely did the shit.

The longer it takes to find the price of a service on the website the more expensive it'll be.

My favorite part in this movie was when a group of costumed super powered people are arguing on a busy city street and people are just casually walking by like "nothing unusual about that, a green giant and thunder god are normal here."

The heating bill is like the Jordans you can only wear at home.

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When someone says "guess what" and then waits for me to actually guess like it's a fucking game show. Just tell me, damn.

The us president is blowing up shit in other countries so radio show hosts can tell him that he's a good boy.

He's acting like he shutdown a cartel and all he did was blow up some more fishing boats before they left dock.

These two feeble old men are responsible for so much death and destruction in the world.

Tomorrow isn't promised. Beat up those racists while you can.

I'll be glad when this Wicked press run ends so I can stop learning things about Cynthia Erivo without my consent.

He received the Israel prize for excellence in calling Chuck Schumer a Palestinian.

Finally got around to watching Thunderbolts and it wasn't too bad. For Florence Pugh to be the only non-superpowered character she lifted the hell out of the whole thing.

He's an expert on potential trauma in Israel. He knows trauma like the back of his hand.

My power went out briefly because of high winds and literally two minutes after it happened Comcast texted like "I know what you're thinking. Our service is shit but this one isn't us lol"

Recession indicator

I paid off a loan months ago and the loan company just emailed me talking about wishing happy holidays & new year and it feels like this meme.

I want to put my neighbor's house on the market to get some better neighbors.

The New York Times is protecting Marjorie Taylor Greene from the people that Marjorie Taylor Greene has attacked unprompted.

This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.