You have to go to the locker room and intentionally rupture your own Achilles to explain this or leave the league. Those are the only options.

This was Chuck Schumer in March when he sold out House Democrats on the last funding bill and shutdown threat. He had to cancel his book tour because so many people were calling him stupid. www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/p...

Chuck Schumer is going to blow the whole thing.

This is how a little kid looks at you when you're eating something they want.

He's inching closer to medicare for all without realizing it.

This, but with bronzer:

Letting people go hungry when the money to feed them is available is part of his audition for that next Nobel Peace prize award.

Kim K: "Hey is opening stores in Israel a good idea right now?" ChatGPT: "As your law school tutor, I absolutely recommend it. People will love you for it, especially now."

I don't want to hear from that man's voters because they're regretting things now that they were explicitly told would happen then. I want to imagine them still supporting him while he chokes them out.

End of watch.

Me: *eats something sweet* Me: "That was good. Now I want something sweet... er."

Terminators knew a lot about human physiology too.

So they always had the ability just not the desire to help people.

Never heard "fuck around & found out" sound more pathetic.

Damn somebody has been waiting for this day to unload the clip.

Evergreen

Throwing away all your political capital after a historic off year election for a 1 year continuation of ACA funding is absolutely pathetic.

Chuck Schumer wanted a sex offender as mayor of NY because that was a better deal to him than the mayor being a Muslim. Fuck his ideas.

Coming off a week of winning didn't sit right with a loser like Chuck.

Truly hope he's quoting his doctor here 🤞🏿

There's no air traffic controllers dedicated to the wealthy so when their flights get impacted and they experience pain equal to everyone else they're going to flip tf out.

The us president gets angry when people get help to afford the things they need because he wants them to work harder, pay more and keep the wealthy rich while they suffer.

We literally saw him sleeping on the job yesterday.

When a team can't get to an away game for Sunday night football and the NFL lose that primetime money this shit is going to blow up like the end of Casino.

The only thing that could have made this funnier is if he had been sleep when the guy passed out and popped up disoriented with the commotion.

I like a shady pope.

"Hey guys, I'm as surprised as anybody to hear that I'm a great leader."

Him trying to avoid paying the SNAP benefits is another signal that he's also going to try to avoid paying back pay to federal workers. He thinks not giving people their earned wages is savings.

Bigots picked a president that's as ugly as america.

"So just one or two more years before you can get some low wage, back breaking labor jobs, stay tuned."

It could be recency bias but I don't remember him sitting down as much during the first administration. Those ankles under pressure now.

The pictures they make of him with muscles and eagles on his shoulders never show him napping powerfully in early afternoon hours.

When I see videos of people giving watermelons to hippos I wonder it the hippos think they got ahold of the head of the person who gave it to them before they close their mouth & can see the person still standing there.

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The pdf president is upset that a federal judge isn't treating him like a king.

They're moving faster to withhold food than they ever have been to help people. Genuine evil living in the white house.

I've started using an extremely monotone voice when speaking on conference calls so I can bore people so much they forget to ask me stupid questions. Very effective so far.

Eric Adams is jobless now and they're *suddenly* doing a new Gremlins movie. And y'all think that's a coincidence, huh? Wow, what's being that naive like?

Now you see me, now I'm gone't.

She's too crazy to keep acting sane for much longer.

The pdf president is visibly upset that the taxpayer funded government is being made to use taxpayer money to support taxpayers with SNAP benefits. Watch he try to appeal to the Supreme Court because he hates poor people that bad.

He sleep ugly too.

She destroyed the candidate's soul and gave the mayor-elect a new one.

He's extremely defensive here. This isn't how someone who thinks people believe in him talks.

Wealthy people must think there'd be a country without the non-billionaires people who make it function everyday.

Give away. It's our tax money. Also, he has nap hair.

I forgot how much I loved this album. It's even better now that I know a lot of the headass stuff she sang is how she thinks.

His signature achievement for them:

What if he had come back in the room dressed like Superman? Like he ran out to get in his costume. 🤣🤣