Jesus getting impatient waiting on them to open the tomb door:

Jesus, hyping himself up to pop out the tomb and show them somethin:

I saw the AP summary of this social media post first and it launders how unhinged this man is for no one's benefit. If all people saw was the media version they wouldn't be as concerned as they should be.

That cross isn't even big enough to hold him up. Lazy.

All the companies are doing their part to support a deeply unpopular president and his war lies.

Hoping this president was bottom sent

It would be incredibly funny if this was his final post.

Forgot to RP this for Good Friday:

I like that Jason Whitlock thinks that him trying to be sexually disciplined is the reason woman aren't having sex with him.

American citizens and Iran if he goes this weekend:

That man dying right before easter and leaving his followings indefinitely hoping he'd rise from the dead would be the most plot twist of plot twistss.

It's show time, Burnt Sandals.

He looks exactly like a person who was trying to look drunk would look.

Trials and triburations Characters get defamate shuns.

Trying to make simple decisions when I'm hungry

He knows like 11 people total.

He's trying to make sure colleges are being racist like he is so they all become PWIs like his administration.

"They better open up the Strait or else I don't care if they do though, I'm not the one that's stressed they are, I'm watching the clock until they do it!!!"

They're not going to use it, Jonathan. Relax.

The movie crew walking off the set is the bigger part of the story compared to a once famous actor falling out of a window, on camera. That Jonathan Majors needs to retire and just support his wife as a house husband.

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

"No, I fell out of a window onto a white man at work today." Her:

This cheap mf is losing the war so bad he's voluntarily paying bills to make people less mad at him.

Enron:

Iron Fist was probably the worst thing Marvel has ever done. I know people exaggerate on social media but I truly believe this.

*OpenA(ggravated)I(ncest)

Dawn is from Philly, obviously she can beat anybody.

When you paid for basketball and get a free ringside seat to a fight too:

Jonathan Majors:

The astronauts on Artemis 2 with no nasa budget to get them back home:

He making the WH into a fortified bunker that they won't easily be able to forcibly remove him from after the next presidential election. If he lives long enough he's coming out cuffed and dirty like Sadam.

Same face and also same ability to succeed as secretary of defense:

The fighter pilot who got rescued when he stopped running & looked back to tell his copilot that they were safe now:

Tough week for flat-earthers.

Me, piloting the Artemis II voyage:

Iran, when they have more anti-aircraft missiles locked & loaded and the day is still young:

Id be mad as hell if I finally got my dream job of wearing pajamas all day inside an ivory castle-city but then had to keep coming back outside to call the american president a dummy in God's name.

Two planes in one day. Iran:

Because he wouldn't know what to do if he cared enough about the pilot to do anything.

Integrating an app that was making sexually explicit images of women and minors a few months ago, because it'll make them more money they don't need.

God watching people reenact his son's gang murder again:

*peeps in to see what the lick read*

*briefly sneaks online to mock, immediately sneaks back off*

Tiger Woods hugging the roof of his car again:

"...just like this mine mines." this mine mines mine mines

Sony is trying to get those first quarter sales up by making the price increase effective after March 31st.

I'll never forgive the people who took the possibility of seeing him die in prison away.

He really playing in their mf faces and they just keep accepting it.