I saw parts of that War of the Worlds movie he did. I don't want him near any more movies again.

They weren't going to beat Susan Collins anyway so they might as well throw up a hail mary candidate and try something other than safe, boring white guy.

Joe Rogan's podcast scheduler frantically calling Graham Platner's campaign office before they shut off the phones there

Graham Platner trying to figure out how to "uncover" a tattoo:

It's time:

All it took was multiple, credible allegations, an accurate telling of his history of dickheadedness and a flimsy story about a nazi tattoo. Easy.

His phone plan doesn't include that kind of long distance call.

"Hey Graham, we took a little vote, come on in the back room so we can tell you the results, bro."

The real crazy ones are the people who keep bringing him out in public when he says shit like this.

NBC used the slow motion video on her like she killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

game recognize game.

Doesn't work on his kids, not going to work on NATO allies either.

World's first person to find out after fucking around.

Why couldn't Mitch McConnell grab him on the way down.

Uncle Charles would be proud.

Does anyone know what happened to Candy✨️? I don't remember her @ but she spoke french and was from Texas I think.

"A house is not a home."

That cheap gas will probably blow peoples' engines apart like the end of Casino.

"American citizenship is not for sale." Also, the White House website, promoting a program to sell citizenship:

I worked my ass off today. I don't like that at all.

The local news is mad as hell that Christina Aguilera didn't perform at Welcome America Saturday but will still get paid like she did. They like "Will Smith performed, who tf does she think she is?"

Real quick: those Lego movies Iran was using show they know more about american culture than people would give them credit for. They know this war makes Republicans look bad and they know this is an election year. Small acts from them have big consequences in the US that are in their favor.

AI is evolving faster than the imagination of the people who use it. That's the natural bottleneck.

His team having a problem accepting the word "No" too. Where they get that from?

Oatmeal: *looks around nervously, begins licking himself* Nuns: *furiously begin praying to god for forgiveness for his self-pleasuring sins again*

Dana Bash garbage too but she knew exactly what his default reaction would be and cut that off.

The widow needs those views to launch her second campaign for the next first lady.

The nazi tattoo moving down the list of the top worst qualities about that man:

"First of all, I spoke at him for approximately 20 minutes, which happens to be the exact amount of time it takes to determine that a listener is alive and well. A dead person would've hung up long before then by law. Secondly..."

He thought he was going to bag that widow.

When someone with a nazi tattoo lets a podcaster down:

Susan Collins not even spending any more money on this election. Just blowing all her cash on those thick ass dresses from Kohls.

Someone knew about all the shit that man did and was like "yeah but he's white so he can win."

He was finding ways to be as much of a creep as possible.

When the AI video bot that the Republicans use to make Mitch McConnell seem alive hears that President Obama's library is open:

Dead Mitch McConnell would never talk to anyone on a Ouija board because he thinks it's *black* magic.

The Republicans believe there's a serious enough risk of them losing the primaries for them to go full court press on election interference.

Some of those patriot front khaki boys left DC with jobs I see.

His campaign is done so now he's just taking away from the total time the next candidate has to run their own campaign after having to waste days talking about him.

I don't understand why they thought they'd put up Steam user numbers with a 3rd place console.

President Obama thinking about all the things he's free to do now over Mitch McConnell's dead body

He looks dead in the pictures every article is using to claim that he's alive.

This thread on Platner's campaign and how it was built/funded and pushed through online astroturfing is extremely worth reading:

The doctor that's going to falsify Mitch McConnell's time of death is learning AI right now because he know he's going to be fired soon and need a new career.

They know coroners can determine approximate time of death pretty easily right?

Chris Hayes is a smart guy and it's weird watching him pursue being dumb.

"I spoke to Nancy Gutherie today, she's in good spirits and said the police are doing a fantastic finding her and almost got close many times. She's looking forward to having a big party for them at her house when they rescue her soon." -Scott Jennings

Mitch McConnell busy being dead but Scott Jennings won't shut the fuck up:

"I visited to my old friend, whose full name is Mitch McConnell, a senator from Kentucky per wikipedia. I went to the patio with Mitch McConnell to have a drink near our hands. Many people at a significant distance saw us sitting together and his arm waving at them in a very life-like manner."