Divorced Dad Club meet up

So secret service just shot two people and that's all it was. He probably just told them to go shoot a random person so he could watch.

"I couldn't even go to my beautiful boy's wedding because they were shooting at me and that's why I didn't go. If we had a ballroom and military bunker underneath it and drones on the roof we could've had the wedding here." -an orange liar

She put her face closer to the gunshots. "Let me go investigate that scary noise" ass.

I bet he timed the shooting so that it would disrupt Don Jr's wedding because he's his son's biggest hater and the wedding is happening without him being the center of attention.

He faked another assassination attempt so he can memorialize himself being alive on Memorial Day.

He's not shot again.

Please let it be the day it happens.

I still love this song as much as I did a year ago. Maybe more now.

They're not changing how they market AI to make it desirable to consumers, they're jamming it into every available space without consent to force adoption and recoup their investments.

"It's not warm enough to be outside grilling anything this weekend." People who been inside all freezing cold winter:

An audience member asked me about leftist pronatalism.

If AI was as good as they claim it could help people understand why it's useful. The backlash is from the aggressive sale of a bad product.

He didn't even want an AI video of himself at his son's wedding either.

Trump’s $1.7 billion slush fund — to pay rioters who attacked police officers on January 6th — is corrupt and unconscionable. The Congress must stop it.

Gold is one of the softest metals there is so I don't think he understands what he's implying here.

Probably decomposing because his breath keeps hitting his little dainty hands when he puts it up to talk like this

Correct, if you asked for the question to be answered the dumbest way possible.

I want to hear the conversation when someone asks why he only needs a shape-up on the sides of his head in two weeks.

This sounds like a campaign speech where someone else is the president.

He's literally not paying taxes and taking their money and they're cheering

The complaint would have to speak for itself since Floyd can't read it to anyone.

Wade is still doing interviews

They'll clap for any sentence that ends with "here in america."

His vest has to have his name stitched on it in case some older boys try to beat him up and take it.

Well, Cavs in six now I guess

"If we had the ballroom I would've gone."

Hands aren't really supposed to be that red either so there's multiple questions that could be asked here

No time to close the umbrella he has to get to his son's very important wedding.

Tulsi Gabbard looked like she would have coffee breath after she brushed her teeth.

"I can't go to that man's wedding, I have to government. Good luck in the coming fiscal year to him and his friend."

Tulsi Gabbard resigned to work on her skin care line called "DNI Sunscreen"

All the women getting booted first.

"Hey Don Jr, your dad is on the phone with a message for you." *Don Jr sees no missed calls or texts, checks social media* Don Jr:

He in there looking for that receipt to return the house to the streets

I saw one of those Waymo cars driving into south philly yesterday and between them and cybertrucks it's getting really ugly out on the roads.

"Joyful and collegial presence"

If Kash isn't selling an energy drink with his face on it he's a whole fool. He always looks like he hasn't slept in days.

I sat in meetings where senior management was saying we have to start using AI but they didn't know what it would be used for and they were trying to brainstorm places it could be useful. Ass backwards.

Those software companies told american CEOs that if they didn't adopt AI they'd get left behind and every one of those idiot believed it.

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

Key and Peele Principal/Counselor Edition 😂 It be like that 😅

"Instead of personally stealing billions of taxpayer funds I'm attempting to have the government funnel the money directly to the armed militia I need to terrorize polling places this fall, and people are mad at ME?"

She looks like she invented racism

Did they laugh at him before and after he said this?

A beard has James Harden.

I will not sit by and let Republicans characterize programs for the poorest of the poor women and children as “waste, fraud and abuse” when the real waste, fraud and abuse is being perpetrated by Donald Trump giving $1.8 BILLION to January 6th insurrectionists.

"I have more ice cream in my van with some puppies. Want to see?"

There's never traffic in just one place in philly. If there's any anywhere it's everywhere.