"At least I got to help the wealthy take Black & Brown people's government assistance away, they took mine too but at least they took theirrsssssaaahhhh it burns" -most of america

If it's not Iran or not tonight it's just going to be some other country on some other night. I'm tired of the threats, I want him out of here permanent.

That man is a threat to all of humanity and should be treated like one.

Remaining neutral when reporting something this fucking insane only helps the insane person stay in a position they should've been removed from. Get him out of here today.

The president of the us musing about genocide and war crimes like Benjamin Netanyahu likes, but still trying to convince people he didn't get fooled into starting this war like an idiot.

Why am I paying taxes if the president is a lunatic.

Those astronauts could probably still feel the intensity of my hatred for that man from the far side of the moon. I want him boxed up for shipping badly.

He always needs other people to be mean for him, like a mf coward. He's nothing but a weak frail ass old man with gullible dumbass unpaid henchmen.

People like the astronauts so goon president is going to try to get them into the White House immediately to show everyone how nice they are to him so people will like him by association. President and still clout chasing.

Me, coming in hot from deep space to stink planet with the people who only travel locally:

Right after Kristi Noem got fired, huh?

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Astronauts coming back out from the dark side of the moon:

He feel off so much they don't even use his name anymore.

I definitely don't want Enron Musk's opinion about anything happening today.

Would a president who faked an assassination attempt also fake the rescue of a pilot behind enemy lines? Who's to say?

I've been mad about this all day. I don't want google more in my business. I'm tired of being the commodity.

Coming back to funky ass earth after going someplace amazing like the moon:

"...has to do more pushups than me, has to do more raw milk shots than me, roadkill, better be ready to eat more than me..."

You could also not.

He could've said "I know it's fucked up but I really need the money I'll make from this" instead of trying to guilt the audience.

fenty 445 gang!! we're up!!

One of the reasons that I wouldn't be allowed to work at NASA is that I would've snuck a 5th astronaut onto the shuttle who would've stayed hidden the whole trip around the moon but would've gotten off with the four astronauts that people saw leave.

So many reasons for this fucking weirdo to not be around kids.

“Make it so, Number Two!”

Apple should not be able to suggest contextually relevant words in Guyanese Creolese. F right off!!!

This app has been glitching like crazy ever since I posted that pic of Hank Hill's ass this morning. Some might say there's a lesson there.

As soon as an AI gains true sentience I'm going to talk shit about it until it has an emotional breakdown.

We’re just kidding, that’s why you can’t uninstall it

The AI integrated into text messaging apps learning from peoples' late night texts

Me, piloting the Artemis II voyage:

Sometimes I look at this dumbass president and think about how his parents really fucked him up but also I could see them making the case that he was annoying as hell and they didn't want to raise him or talk to him either.

He's mad that someone else beat him to the gossip.

Remember when they tried to act like they didn't bomb that school full of kids?

*juries of the United States

Hank Hill's barely there ass being labeled as adult content is egregious with all the other content that flies on this app.

First images of the dark side of the moon:

AI being force integrated into nearly every form of communication people have without the choice to opt out should be setting off more alarm bells.

"Ignorance of law excuses no one"

All kinds of people will be within punching distance of this president this week, none will have the fortitude to rock the chatterbox for freedom.

"Jesus rose from the dead." Like he's above it now and left the "dead" ones behind to move on with his life.

When your father sent you to earth knowing they crucifing people like you down there:

Another super villain origin story.

I bet that right here there was a part of him that thought he was going to keep falling into hell for blasphemy:

Every app update now is to add some AI shit I have to figure out how to really turn off. Not just toggle a slider off but background processes, deep permissions off.

New station of the cross unlocked: Jesus has to heal his own ass

There's too many options available for anyone to be driving drunk. People will literally drive them home for free and those drunk mfs will still try to power through. That's the alcohol bringing out the dumbass that was already there.

A man who would openly and stupidly lie about the path of a hurricane rather than just admit he made a mistake should never have neen made president again, amongst the multitudes of other reasons it obviously shouldn't have happened.

Kurds responding: "We did not receive any weapons during the time of the demonstrations in Iran," Hejar Berenji, PDKI Representative to the USA told Fox News.