Pack it up @nytpitchbot.bsky.social You’re never topping this.

That neck is unfinished.

The amount of trash outside of Charlie Kirk’s memorial was only surpassed by the amount of trash in attendance.

Heading to the local Charlie Kirk memorial to replace all the pictures of him with ones that have smaller faces.

Meta is really trying hard to take the title of "most evil corporation" away from both DeBeers and Nestle www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

For comparison, I know of multiple obscure history channels on Youtube that get more traffic than this, and that's after Youtube's latest update that stopped sending out new video notifications to their subscribers. Both in life and in death Charlie Kirk was only a useful idiot for his elite pimps

This fall on ABC

Define irony:

The million incel march

How’s that capitulation going Disney?

Well at least the finance bro’s are happy now….

“So much for the tolerant left”

Charlie Kirk is the first school shooting republicans have ever cared about.

This is what I have in my house instead of Live Laugh Love

Dear communists: what about all the good things capitalism has done.

I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable 9/11 Day!

After recent events, I haven’t had a smile like this on 9/11 in decades.

@amandasmith.bsky.social a tale in two acts

Meanwhile on Twitter, the 1488 app:

Whatever you do, don’t send this to people that still support Trump.

Racism’s is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Republicans: We want to protect children Also Republicans: www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

@dicknixon.bsky.social “I just want you to think big, Henry!”

Gonna frame the research scientist sickos part and give it to my partner. Who is a research scientist. And possibly a sicko.

I want to play the Grindr alert sound in a congressional hearing and check to see which republican checks their phones.

Tell me you’re on the Epstein list without telling me you’re on the Epstein list.

Are you ready for some football

It is with a heavy heart that I make this announcement.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

The only legitimate use of AI is after every like on a post it sends me a message of "Sic transit gloria mundi"

Get in the fucking racism golem Shinji.

Or put another way, "the market can remain irrational longer that you can remain solvent".

The media at large: We will never know what his motivations were.

Trump is such an incompetent shit weasel of a fascist that he won't even be able to make the trains run on time.

Aww sweet, a torment nexus beyond my comprehension.

Life imitates art

Nice to see that Trump has made the USA a vassal state not just to Russia, but also Israel. China will 100% be next.

This is the future liberals want

@schnorkles.bsky.social Remember Basta

We rate this take a 3 out of 5 yikes!

*rushes into the room panting* Has anyone said assault with a deli weapon yet?

Behold. This is where I post from.

Yeah I support the troops

The Big Balls Reichstag fire incident.

In honor of the hero of DC

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Happy Zero Cool day to those who celebrate.