Let us never forget the sacrifices of all those who fought in WWI.

Sundowning grandpa having a normal one

Pro tip: If you have MAGA family members coming for thanksgiving bring an air horn and use it every time they try to pass off an obvious lie. Especially at the table.

Public service announcement regarding the current levels of SNAP funding:

This isn’t even my final form of nuclear

Straight bigots: It’s about the sanctity of marriage! Also straight bigots: hold my 3 divorces

@schnorkles.bsky.social The Onion just declared war on CSPAM

Opinion - The left is making betting markets uncool

@schnorkles.bsky.social If my read on this is right, a double digit swing nationally in 2026 would pretty much hand democrats the senate and a sizable majority in the house.

My god, it's full of 9/11's

@kenwhite.bsky.social Just incredible content all around right now.

Folks…

One can only hope.

Living in a Hispanic neighborhood in the greater LA area is wild right now. So many fireworks going off that the cat has burrowed under all the blankets.

This Halloween I’d like to remind everyone that ACAB includes your kid dressed up as a cop.

Wake up babe, a new stage of late capitalism just dropped

We saw you from across the bar, can we buy you a drink?

“Looks like my interview is getting a lot of engagement” I say as I get suplexed repeatedly by people who have the most basic understanding of legal matters.

@schnorkles.bsky.social you disgust me pervert

Serious Lord Farquaad vibes coming from short stack here.

The economy is going great folks

Oracle of Delphi to Dodgers: If you pickup Ohtani as a free agent you will destroy all of baseball.

@amandasmith.bsky.social happy 10 year anniversary to this Nostradamus (slur) ass tweet

If anyone wants to know why republicans are working so hard to fuck Obamacare right now it’s because it just turned 15.

i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall

I’m watching Danny Elfman at the Nightmare Before Christmas concert at the Hollywood Bowl tonight. What are you doing?

This is for all the people who have only recently followed me:

You know who else was down for the count after 30 seconds…

@easybakedoven.bsky.social in light of recent events

Controversial opinion I know

From last night, as far as I can remember ...

And another maga incel blocked me. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

@xfadid.bsky.social Yeah so don’t engage the trumpers. They’re not here in good faith so trying to argue with them in good faith ain’t happening. If you want to respond just troll since you’re not going to change the mind of someone who wants to believe lies, and they want you to get mad at them

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

And another incel invader blocked me.

Nice. Just forced one of incels that recently joined here to block me.

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!

The hardest drop about to happen

@amandasmith.bsky.social Spotted outside T-Mobile park

Perfect, no notes.

Every republican is either a fucking Nazi, or is fine working with fucking Nazis at this point. Which makes them all fucking Nazis. nypost.com/2025/10/15/u...

My struggle as the latest victim of cancel culture. By Bari Weiss @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Send me to The Hague for the crime of shitposting www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Inshallah

For your viewing pleasure. Pete Hegseth nut shot.