oh thank god, the national guard is here! *immediately starts beating protestors alongside ICE*

everyone just wants to go home but there's no home to go to

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Trudeau eating grapes in bed with Katy Perry laughing his ass off right now

Democrats are relinquishing two seats out of decorum, blessed

VAXXED?

Fucking lol at everything, going full joker

Pour one out for the homie that fried his balls with a taser while stealing a portrait in the Capitol.

democrats really do just have TDS as is made clear by him doing a thing they have openly lusted after for decades and even now begrudgingly love, but they are attacking him for it. like losers

Jesus Christ, Cris Collinsworth shut the fuck up already holy shit

I’m convinced that Aaron Rodgers “wife” is an AI program, probably Grok or some shit like that

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THIS HAS BEEN THE STORY OF THE UNITED STATES FOR 80 YEARS

Maybe God is Evil?

Every response I've seen so far from Democrats is only a complaint about Republicans hogging the controller

The people posting “This isn’t what America stands for!!” lol just admit you haven’t been paying attention to the last 80 years, why start now just go enjoy your boomer slop TV shows and logoff

do you think trump will try to collect the 50 million reward for maduro from the state department?

lmao

no but seriously everybody needs to settle down. trump is engaged in a war of assassins with house maduro, as long as he doesn't use any atomics hell avoid the ire of the landsraad and the guilds

Shut the fuck up idiot

I can’t imagine how embarrassed the President of FIFA must feel right now.

🏆🥇 @theonion.com

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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

So like Netflix and that actress needs to sue X for $20 trillion dollars

2am going back for more fraud

The main issue with the Trump admin is finding sufficiently competent people to enforce their agenda who are in favor of and support all the cruelty necessary, that’s a Venn diagram that doesn’t work out in their favor. This is why democrats couch their cruelty in corporate neoliberalism.

I mean fuck the new york post but there was probably a middle ground in shoe choice. Perhaps LL Bean

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