Andy can sit with Gavin at the "never getting my vote" table

28 years ago today, April 19, 1998, #TheSimpsons episode “Girly Edition”first aired on Fox.

My new litmus test is that any Democrat who lectures the party on how they should talk to “ordinary people” is unbelievably full of shit and doesn’t deserve your attention or your vote.

Obama didn't endorse Mamdani during the race. Today was the first time they met. Does anyone see a problem here? No, everyone is gushing over the wheels on the bus singalong. So now Obama is on board with Mamdani. Why not before??? Easy to get on board after the fact.

Dems keep losing because they're too busy buried in fantasies while the rest of us are trying to deal with reality.

Plenty of dead Palestinians, Cubans, Venezuelans, Iranians. More money for ICE, as she promised and delivered throughout her career. Only difference is that liberals care about these things when the GOP is in office. They’ll go back to justifying all of it when it’s their preferred team.

Sucks to suck

Me: talking about how the system is bullshit and my vision for how we can improve things Meanwhile some liberal in the comments: VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

“We cannot say we ‘accept’ autistic individuals while continuing to use practices that ask them to override their nervous systems just to be seen as successful.” Rebecca Engle, at @endseclusion.bsky.social: endseclusion.org/2026/04/03/a... #AutismAcceptanceMonth #neurodiversity #autism

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

Jewish trauma is real. The Holocaust was real. Antisemitism is real. And none of that makes the genocide of the Palestinians and Lebanese any less real.

Opening Twitter when you could just not fucking open Twitter

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

This is why Liberals are backing Becerra. When it comes down to it, they’re all talk and no action. They didn’t want to abolish ICE when we started the movement in 2018 and they don’t want to do it now.

Gold speckled flatworm: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

The mentality of “Blue No Matter Who” is why we have entertainment like Wrestlemania 42 and I will not be explaining it further.

liberals on this microblogging website

Today is the 30th anniversary of MST3K: THE MOVIE! What are your favorite memories of seeing it on the big screen or on video? I saw it at an art house theater on a double bill with Brain Candy. Both warped my mind! We laughed our asses off.

Neoliberals genuinely demand people vote against their interests and safety as long as it helps neoliberals feel safe. It's amazing stuff.

The better option is to never have any standards and keep throwing spaghetti at the wall and calling it dinner. Then getting mad when people don't want to eat it every fucking night and keep asking for at least one chicken dinner.

🚨: One of the most clearest images of Jupiter ever captured!

"Autism parent" is a vile phrase that proves why we need Person First Language as well as Identity First Language. You're not raising "Autism". You're raising someone who has Autism. Who is Autistic. You're erasing their personhood and identity, and centering yourself over their experience.

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

My wife is playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake and she’s fighting some boss with a whip. Well she just said “Time to turn this top into a bottom” and I have concerns.

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

For those who were curious. The Otter is done. #lego

I'm as ready to eat the bootlickers as I am the rich, at this point.

"I hope you die" is old and boring. "I hope a bland free to play team-based shooter carried solely by brand imagery makes it way more difficult to talk about a game you actually like" is real. It's scary. It can happen.

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.” America’s Mayor can’t miss.

Wow. Shelby Oaks was -terrible-.

There's a reason why the majority of people in the music industry fucking hates Sharon Osbourne. She's a tremendously terrible human being.

Few things will warm my heart quite like the death of debate fetishism. Good on this Pope.

You have no standards. Fuck off.

He's to the right of AOC. No thanks.

No, this week a DEMOCRAT blocked it. One. ONE DEMOCRAT. One Democrat, who voted against the resolution. Go fucking yell at them.

There's still a Fuddrucker's in suburban New Jersey and we're eating there because I thought they all went out of business and it's still pre 9/11 in here. Everclear on the stereo. All you can eat fries. A table with a bunch of paper applications to work at Fuddrucker's on it.

Fuddruckers ruled. A friend and I got on their wall by eating a 1lb burger each, and then we each ate a triple fudge brownie.

The US is being completely left behind and it's fucking frustrating.

i'm resenting the idea that collecting vinyls, DVDs, and CDs are viewed as "retro" and "nostalgia" VINYLS ARE STILL PRESSED! DVDs AND BLU-RAYS ARE STILL MADE! CDs ARE STILL SOLD! physical and digital media centered around physical ownership are part of our present why not our future too?

The thing with Caitlyn Jenner is that she is so violently anti-LGBTQ+ so I’m not going to cry about her getting what she supported. The policy is wrong and disgusting and needs to be overturned but she wanted active harm to others like her and now that it affects HER directly she is upset.

Pizza and wings were never meant to be expensive delicacies; they were meant to be simple foods for large meals, something cheap to buy and quick to make. Now they're priced out of reach for the bourgeois. 🍕🍗

No, Congress is the problem. All of them.

just a reminder that you don't have to like EVERY single song from a music artist to be a fan of them

My shy boy allowed me to take his picture today but only while he was shifting positions during his morning nap. With this cat, I've gotta make it quick. Happy Caturday! #Shibuya #MyCatGang #Caturday #HappyCaturday #CatsOfBluesky

Zionism is not Judaism. Conflating being Jewish with Zionism is arguing that being Jewish is being intentionally tied to violence and genocide. That is pretty fuckin antisemitic.